#snv rasputin

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Okita: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Rasputin: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

[belladonazeppole]

Asmodeus & Rasputin

Asmodeus: I wonder what my darling is up to? Hmm? What is he doing?

Rasputin, reading the bible: ...

Asmodeus: I'm gonna surprise him! *covers his eyes* Guess who?

Rasputin: Oh fuck, who can it be? Judging by how there's no ring in that finger it must be Nostradamus!

Asmodeus: You keep joking around and I'm going to break your neck!

Rasputin: Of course, I'm joking!

Asmodeus: Okay then, it's time for you to guess~

Rasputin: ...

Asmodeus, getting angry: Are you sleeping?

Rasputin: Whoops! I dozed off for a sec I've been so tired lately~

Asmodeus: Answer the question~

Rasputin: What was the question?

Asmodeus: Quit joking around, guess who I am.

Rasputin: What do you mean guess who you are. You're my beloved!

Asmodeus: Look at this bitch beign a smartass.

Rasputin: Babe, please take your hands off now. You're gonna pluck my eyeballs out.

Asmodeus: Babe who?

Rasputin: You're being silly. Who else would my baby be?

Asmodeus: Shut up and say my name!

Rasputin: Let me have a call-

Asmodeus: There's no such thing.

Rasputin: Do you actually think I don't know?

Asmodeus: Quit playing games, bitch.

Rasputin: Are you doubting me right now?

Asmodeus: Is saying my name so hard?

Rasputin: Your name is not the issue. This is a issue of trust!

Asmodeus: Fine, let's see how far this goes I bet my left thumb that you don't know my name. What are you betting?

Rasputin: ... You sure you wanna take it this far?

Asmodeus: You scared?

Rasputin: I'm not the one who's scared, you are!

Asmodeus, demonic voice: Hahaha! Look at this sly son of a bitch.

Rasputin: I'm giving you one last chance! Take your hands off, now.

Asmodeus: I give the last chance, not you~

Rasputin: There's no going back from this. Are you saying that doesn't matter?

Asmodeus: Damn straight, that's exactly what I wanted, one of us is gonna bite the dust today.

Rasputin: We say the name of the place we has our first kiss on 3.

Asmodeus: Hahaha! Is that all you got, son? You adorable little shit.

Rasputin: Go die if you're scared.

Asmodeus: Shut your mouth and let's beign.

Rasputin: One.

Asmodeus: Two.

Rasputin: ...

Asmodeus, mockingly: Are you praying?

Rasputin, he was: .... Before you kill me let me say my final word.

Asmodeus: Go.

Rasputin: Your hands have gotten really rough Loki.

Asmodeus, a single tear comes out: Wrong answer, motherfucker *breaks his neck*

[dragologist]

Which of the remaining fighters will walk into the battlefield like this:

My bets are on Loki or Nostradamus💀

[honeymyheaven]

Honeyyy was that you talking about how Leonidas might fight for the gods? I remember someone posting about it and I wanted to share it in a snv subreddit discussion (with credits of course) but I can't find it and I think it was your post?

hmmmmm i don’t think it was me hun :0 I might’ve retweeted something about it sometime ago but I doubt it because i think rasputin is more likely to be a species traitor and fight for the gods rather than Leonidas

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Adam: Rasputin, you have to put a coin in the swear jar.

Rasputin: Why?

Adam: Because you said “ass”.

Rasputin: Here’s 20 coins. That should cover me until lunch.

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Leonidas: "I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.

Kintoki: "No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?"

Kintoki: "He's not here, is he?"

Nostradomas : "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes..."

Nostradomas: "... What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"

-Meanwhile-

*Rasputin, jammin to Boney M on a walkman*

All of them high key scare of Rasputin sick moves!

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Raiden: We need to distract these guys

Rasputin: Leave it to me

Rasputin: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Adam, Jack , and Tesla: *Immediately begin arguing*

Simo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Hello demons. It’s me, ya boy.

Rasputin

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Rasputin, with a huge hangover and a pitcher in hand: For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death... which I hope is soon. Amen.

Rasputin: (drinks the pitcher)

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Beelzebub: Rasputin, where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!

Rasputin: Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.

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Prediction of the next fights

(The order it's not how I believe in how they will be since the manga is unpredictable)

Soji Okita vs Susano'o no Mikoto Michel Nostradamus vs Apollo Simo Häyhä vs Anubis King Leonidas vs Odin Nikola Tesla vs Beelzebub Grigori Rasputin vs Loki Sakata Kintoki vs ???

I will make a post for each fight to explain why and possible symbolism

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Rasputin: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Beelzebub: How am I supposed to know?

Tesla: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Beelzebub: *sighs*

Beelzebub: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Adam, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Rasputin: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Rasputin:

Rasputin: It's perfume.

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How are you this close to being dragged to Hell and still horny?

Beelzebub at some point in his fight with Rasputin.