#snv sakata kintoki

[forsakenprogam]

I know Sakata Kintoki is a very fine man…

BUT THEM DAWGS ARE CRAZY💀💀

OMG BRO FUCKEN CUT THEM THANGS😭😭

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Leonidas: "I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.

Kintoki: "No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?"

Kintoki: "He's not here, is he?"

Nostradomas : "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes..."

Nostradomas: "... What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"

-Meanwhile-

*Rasputin, jammin to Boney M on a walkman*

All of them high key scare of Rasputin sick moves!

[swallowtailcherry]

I'm still alive. Just trying my best to live.

Have this poor excuse of a edit 😂

Possibly a hint for a fic with these two who knows-

[prinzrupprecht]

When They Save You

Featuring: Kintoki, Wukong, Cu and Apollo

3 folklore heroes and who invited Apollo?

Warnings? Nope! Some cute moments and mentions of folklore.

Kintoki

Even when he spotted you fighting for your life from the demon called Shuten-doji… he couldn’t just stand back and watch you— a human get killed by it.

The demon has been terrorizing the land you resided on for quite some time. Kintoki was following its footsteps and tracking the demon down.

You were quite skilled in martial arts and tackling the creature, but… the difference in power was massive and you would surely die.

That is when he stepped in and took the blow head on using his axe to defend himself while protecting you. “Ha! Oh my–" Kintoki didn’t stop there while he parried the monster’s attacks while you stayed behind him. You were more confused than ever about why he even saved you. Nobody ever bothered to kill this creature— or monster. You wanted to die trying even when everyone else was suffering from it. Many disappearances of the villagers were because of this monster!

The man that saved you had ran off the monster and unfortunately, didn’t kill it in time. What a coward! “My master should have it covered…” the man who saved you had a scar on the right side of his face and you were blushing red from his comment.

“Wh–who are you?” You questioned but covered your mouth as you seemed to be rude by asking that right away.

“Huh? Oh… my bad for not introducing myself. I’m Kintoki. Sakata Kintoki. And you miss… should go home and not try fighting demons in the middle of the night. Like seriously, you’ll get yourself killed.” He sighed dramatically as he was scolding you. You did pout but he was right.

“I have no home, so what’s the point? Might as well die trying? Everyone is gone.” You looked over the mountain to look at the destruction the demon had already caused. Kintoki had felt bad… but an idea had popped into his head.

“Then how about… you join me and my master on our journey. I’ll teach you how to actually fight next time.” Kintoki brought his face down to yours to look at you closely.

“Y– You’ll let me?!” Excitement had filled you. This kind and handsome man would help train you properly. Ahhh~ little did you know he was developing more of a liking to you and your fighting spirit touched his heart.

Wukong

You were incredibly stubborn and did things on your own whether others told you not to or if a situation was too dangerous. You were one of Tang Sanzang’s disciples. You were the first before Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were taken under the old man. They were annoying to you but it was no bother as long as you did as you wanted.

That was when… you wandered off into an unknown cave and as you thought it was strange this mysterious cave existed all of a sudden. The place was filled with mysterious types of magic. Did a demon reside here? Maybe it’s best to—

“Oh~? A small one has entered my home? Seems like dinner will be earlier than usual~” your heart nearly froze. Wh–what?! You tried to quickly think how Sun Wukong would try to get out of certain tricky situations. He was far smarter than you!

“Sorry! I was just leaving!” You tried to run out of the cave but the entrance was gone or was never there. Was this an illusionary spell? You couldn’t escape and your heart was starting to feel heavy.

The demon refused for you to leave its cave and that’s when panic started to rise in your chest. Would Wukong, and the others would even care if you died? You clung against the wall but the strike you had expected to land against you never came. Your mind was awakened by a burst of sunlight. The place was under some spell that made it impossible to leave.

“Why did you leave?” Wukong has asked irritatedly from behind. He was holding his staff over his head. The demon had already been defeated?! It was completely ripped to sheds. Huh?

“I just—"

“Big bro was worried about you!” Pigsy aka known as Zhu Bajie sighed. Sha Wujing and Tang Sanzang were outside of the cave. Your heart stammered in your chest. Sun Wukong was worried about you?

“Shouldn’t have wandered off. Look at what could’ve happened…” Sha Wujing looked over to the demon that was lying dead. Wukong was silent and didn’t know what to process in the moment. This wasn’t the first time and whenever you wanted to wander off somewhere, he always told you to tell him before just leaving.

You muttered a sorry and hung your head low. Even your master had reminded you that Wukong was the one that saved you. Your chest tightened as hope was soon rising again within you. You had always liked him… but you were certain he felt nothing for you. Maybe this was why you always rebelled?

Wukong was a very keen observer and noticed how gloomy you looked. He decided he wouldn’t be too harsh on you. “I told you already, just tell me if you want to be stupid and wander off so I can make sure you don’t get killed, alright?” He was stretching his arms over his head. He was always too caring for you and reminded you numerous of times he wouldn’t just rescue anyone like that. Not even his sworn brothers who can look after themselves.

You nodded slowly and smiled. You agreed to stick by their side and stop your rebellious nature. After all, he did as well. Once a long time ago… you’re sworn to him and only him.

Cú Culainn

He was always there whenever you wanted him there, but he wasn’t there when you needed him… with you being captured by the Connacht army. Your days were numbered while being tortured for information.

No matter how much you didn’t cave into the queen. Medb. You were certain��� Cú would hear about your death and you’ll never know his reaction. Heh…

What did you even do to deserve this life? All I wanted was peace and no wars. “So, you’re going to talk yet?” The queen walked into your prison cell but you refused to even look up to her. However… a loud crash was heard from outside of Connacht.

“THE HELL IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?!” Medb screamed but you already knew. The Ulaid army led by Conchobar Mac Nessa had come?! That means… Cú Chulainn must be here as well?

“Damnit, they came for this stupid bitch—"

“We must evacuate now!” Another one of her soldiers warned her. While you were stuck in the cell. You wanted to laugh like a crazy person. No, no, no… fuck. You were left alone while you heard the dying screams of men outside. You wondered what was going on. You couldn’t see anything outside.

Your breathing was hitched when the commotion outside was seizing to die down. Huge rocks were being slingshotted against the castle infrastructure. You were waiting for one to smash through the prism side but nothing came. Would you die in here?

You heard someone call your name but the sound was barely audible. Huh? You wanted to shout but no words came out of your mouth. Even as much as you gripped the bars of the cell.

“Oh, there you are!” Cu’s voice has broken your thought loop of wondering how long you’ve been in the prison cell. The whole place probably is abandoned. He broke the metal frame of the cell to get to you.

“I– I thought I was going to die…” you were pulled into him. He looked dirty from fighting outside and his bare chest was still somehow warm.

“Hey, I told you before I wouldn’t let that happen. Come on let’s get out of this haunted castle.” He noticed that you wouldn’t move and just went to carry you instead over his shoulder.

“H-Hey!” You squeaked but Cú didn’t listen and just left the cursed palace that was once Medb’s.

“Relax, stop squirming will ya?” Cú was being gentle with you. You were uncomfortable with being held like a sandbag over his shoulders. However, would you two be safe? You pouted and puffed your cheeks out stubbornly. Did Cú worry when you went missing? Maybe it was best to not know. You sighed and just let your body relax over his uncomfortable shoulder.

“Okay, we’re here.” Heh? You placed you down but the area was in the middle of the woods.

“Are we fine out here?! We’re in the middle of nowhere!” You shouted. Cú thought how cute you were when you got mad but rolled his eyes ignoring you.

“Sure, I’ll just give you back to my aunt.” Cú pulled you down next to him by the broken tree to press up against. You knew he wouldn’t ever hand you back over to that wicked woman. You sighed but maybe it’s for the better to be alone and isolated for now.

“Fine… can you explain why the creepy location?” You looked up at him.

“Hmm…” he yawned before continuing, “I just wanted to be alone... with you, is there a problem with that?” You had already relaxed next to his warm body while shaking your head. As much of a tiring journey it was, you didn’t complain anymore and just followed where ever Cú went like usual.

Apollo

You had no idea what was happening when Olympus was invaded by hundreds of giants. You were told by some of the servants to stay away and to let the gods take care of it.

“Ah—! You shouldn’t be out here!” One of the women saw you lurking outside seeing the destruction that was happening to Valhalla. How many were there? You didn’t even care. You wanted to protect your home.

“I’m leaving,” you grabbed your staff quickly. How much would this go on for? Would Apollo get mad at you? Your anger was clouding your judgement. It shouldn’t matter.

You tried to fight your way towards the main battle but the gods must’ve been fighting for some time. Many bodies were lying scattered of both the giants and guards of the Olympus. Where was Apollo?!

Some had tried to kill you when you were spotted but were too slow. You were much more agile and quicker on your feet. Your magical power resonating from your staff were far more powerful than you remembered.

You were a bit late but that wasn’t all of it. “L-Lady—"

“Get down!” You felt a wave of heat from a giant come hurling towards you and the others who were nearby. You thought you were finished from the destructive attack. Your staff was completely shattered in an instant. However, something was blocking your line of vision.

“Huh?! Who— Who is there?” Your cheeks flushed red noticing Apollo had shielded you with his Moonlight of Artremis giant statue from the attack just now.

Everyone was saved… even you. Apollo gave you a solemn look of disappointment and disgust? You were ashamed that you even tried to fight all by yourself.

“You poor thing…” Apollo says but you were wondering whether he actually was caring for your well-being or was he acting? He had already eliminated the giants while he was observing your dirty form. You weren’t so beautiful anymore. Not to him… you trembled in your spot trying to lift your body but fell down once more.

“Try not to move so much,” he cradled your small fragile form in his arms. He wasn’t upset? He whispered sweet things in your ear to calm you down. Your heart was beating faster. He was everything to you… still.

“You fought so beautifully, and still… you shouldn’t have come. Without me here, you would’ve been dead from that explosion.” He says so calmly but there wasn’t any hint of worry in his tone. You were… still beautiful to him? A leap of happiness swelled your heart.

“C–Can we return?” While clinging onto him, he didn’t say anything but decided to take you with him back to the palace. He still held onto you and refused to let go. He loved the things that he considered beautiful and you were one of them.

I had returned once more for a nice rare one shot of 4 characters. I may do a part 2. Unsure yet, but imma have to get back on chiruran soon.

[dragologist]

Imagine how fun it would be to play lazer tag with them though

[yuzurik0]

Shoutout to my underrated kings ily frfr

[ayzscream]

[monochrome-cropcrown]

You hitting the RoR daddies (Humans ver.)

(I apologize if it's inaccurate...)

Gods ver. here

[fromyaritagua]

Record of Ragnarok chapter 66

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Buddha: You have any sunscreen?

Kintoki: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

Buddha: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

[swallowtailcherry]

Quick question

What do you think of these ideas?

Qin Shi Huang x reader x Hades

Poseidon x kind!reader (like Kanae kind)

Tesla x reader (I'll start writing for him once his personality comes)

Beelzebub x reader x Tesla (I really wanna try this)

Sakata x reader x Buddha

I will only start on them once they are more details for Tesla and Sakata

[ana-ghostrule]

🎋Sakata Kintoki

Soo... I drew my version of Sakata Kintoki from Shuumatsu no valkyrie asdfsg I think he's such an interesting character! I'm looking forward to seeing him ♡

[dragologist]

Bae 😍

He's speaking up too :')

[rukia-writes]

❥Record of Ragnarok Masterlist ❥

Group headcanons/ reader inserts

Zeus x (fem) reader (Zeus has fun with the baby sitter)

Zeus x (fem) reader( 18+ No minors 🔞 )

RoR as Beyoncé gifs

What they are like during a thunder storm

Qin Shi Huang x (fem) reader

Heimdall x reader

Thor, Hercules, Tesla with a beloved that looks like Rangiku (Bleach)

Thor, Poseidon, Buddha and Tesla with a strong and Buff s/o

Going inside a haunted house 🏚

Which SNV spoils their little girl

Helping with insecurities, Thor, Hades and Poseidon

Various characters x witch reader

Preferences (SNV Daddy)

Buddha and Hercules helping their s/o that’s having a rough time

Aphrodite with human lover (headcanons)

Which gods like to worship their s/o (mentions of pregnancy)

Ragnarok's Human side, who's likely to have a child with their s/o

Hades, Thor, or Poseidon dealing with their s/os having a bad day with their insecurities

Who has a mommy/mistress kink? >:D

RoR daddies having their ass grabbed

Ares x goddess x Hermès

Aphrodite Headcanons

⚡️Nikola Tesla headcanons ⚡️

⚡️Nikola Tesla x reader (18+, No minors, naughty headcanons ⚡️

Various characters x baby! (Fem) reader

Various characters x oread! Reader (reader baby sits Hades, Poseidon, Adamas, and Zeus)

Various characters x babysitter reader

Various characters x witch! reader

Hades and Poseidon how they propose 💍

Buddha and Hermes listen stumble upon Y/N singing

Thor, Poseidon and Hades how they are when their beloved is having their baby 👶

Thor, Poseidon, Hades, and Buddha: sundress season 🎀

Getting nudes sent to them by their s/o

Poseidon, Thor, Tesla and Buddha with a strong and buff s/o

Having their s/o that likes to touch their tiddies (1)

Having their s/o that likes to touch their tiddies (2)

Thor and Poseidon have a s/o that likes to cuddle with them

Hercules and Shiva how they react when someone insults their wife

Hermes and Ares with a s/o that clean in the morning

Hades and Poseidon with a s/o that likes their biceps 💪

Hades and Poseidon with a s/o that gives them lil kisses before bed.

Buddha x (Male)! Reader

Buddha x (fem)! Reader (18+, No minors 🔞, reader and Buddha have fun in the council)

Poseidon, Hercules and Hades (Bath time-Dad version)

Qin Shi Huang and Sakata Kintoki (Rainy days-Dad version)

Thor and Hades handling the serpent 🐍

Poseidon handles the serpent 🐍

Odin handles the serpent 🐍

Hercules and Ares handle the serpent

Heracles x (fem) reader

Hercules x (fem) reader (Hercules saves a young boy and has a crush on his mother)

Heracles x (fem) reader (18+, NSFW)

Hercules x (fem) reader (damsel! Reader, a thousand fur coat)

Werewolf! Heracles x (fem) LRRH! Reader (18+ NSFW)

Hercules x (fem) reader (Hercules shows his strength by arm wrestling Thor)

Heracles x (Fem) reader x Thor (18+ NSFW)

Heracles x (fem) reader (Finding the doll)

Alcides x (fem) reader (Alcides tries to ask his crush out)

Alcides x (fem) reader (Alcides has an innocent crush on a princess but she doesn’t know who he is)

Hercules x (fem) reader (pins her to the wall)

Heracles x (fem) reader (asking his crush on a date)

Hercules x crybaby! Reader headcanons

Firefighter! Hercules x (fem)! Reader

Hercules (fem) reader x Lucifer (sexy threesome) 18+

Hercules x (fem) goddess! Reader- Loki plays a prank on Hercules beloved

Hercules x shy (fem) reader (18+)

Poseidon x (fem) reader (Uber driver)

Poseidon x water nymph! Reader ( Baby sitting Poseidon

Poseidon as a human in college

Poseidon dick headcanons

Poseidon plays a game with his baby ♥️

Poseidon x (fem) reader (Poseidon has twins and wants attention)

Dad! Poseidon x mom!(fem) reader

Thor x (GN) reader (fluff)

Thor x (fem) reader x Heracles (18+, No minors)

Bath time with Thor

Thor x earth goddess (reader tells Thor about her parents)

Thor x healer goddess (fem) reader

Thor x sif! Reader

MMA! Lu Bu x MMA! (Male) reader

Odin x mermaid!(fem) reader

Odin x minor goddess

Odin x goddess! Reader (Odin gets a surprise) 18+

Odin x goddess! Reader ( reader gets to face sit on Odin)

Odin x (fem) reader (Reader wants a baby boy) 18+

Hermès x child! Goddess

Hermes x Ballet! Dancer

Ares x (fem) goddess reader (Reader saves Ares from two giants)

Ares x (GN) child! deity x Aphrodite

Ares x eos! Reader

Hades x young! Reader (Hades gets a psychic daughter)

Hades x (fem)! Reader (Reader is the twin sister of Aphrodite and has a crush on Hades)

Hades x (fem)! Reader (Part 2 of being Aphrodite’s sister)

Remix of Hades and Persephone (fem!reader)

Hades x human! Reader

Hades x human (fem) reader x Beelzebub

Hades x (fem) reader (Flu season comes to Valhalla) 18+

Beelzebub headcanons having feelings for his future s/o

Go to Second master list for more (●’◡’●)ﾉ

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

[ayzscream]

[dragologist]

The new chapter spoilers

There's a bounty on them now?? 💀