#snv lu bu

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam

Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!

Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!

Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!

Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~

Gods/Goddesses:...

[kanroji-san]

Modern AU

Nostradamus: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.~

Sasaki: …Dude, we’re playing Monopoly.

Lu Bu: Monopoly needs to be banned, I am telling you that.

[kaileeplayspokemon]

Absolutely Weird Record of Ragnarok Headcanons

Exactly what the header says.

-Mary gave her last name to Jack since she really couldn't give him his father's last name since they weren't married. Mary's last name? Worth. Yep,I'm implying that Jack's mom became Bloody Mary. -Loki spoils his daughter Hel. Hel was going to fight in the tournament,but since Loki feared losing his one daughter,he took her place. -Much like Loki, Lu Bu spoils his daughter. He'll drop whatever he's doing to do something with her. Yes,even if he's training,he'll stop. -The Thrud that was Raiden's Volundr in round 5 is Thor's daughter. He is absolutely devastated to know his little girl is no longer around. -the Hades in ROR would be rather offended by how he's shown in the Disney film Hercules. His biggest issue,though,is how Zeus and Hera are shown. -Adam has used the ZZ Top song Legs to describe his wife. And yes,he saw the Tumblr post saying she was bootylicious. -Tesla is the only canonically neurodivergent fighter. It's very commonly accepted that the real life Nikola Tesla was Autistic. -the way we see Anubis now is not his true form. It's a form he takes on to help the souls of the departed realize he's only helping them. His true form is more animalistic,appearing more like a wolf. He assumes this form when the deceased person's heart weighed more than the feather of Maat. He would retain his appearance from ROR if the feather weighed more than the heart or when the feather and heart were the same weight. -Megara,Hercules' wife,exists in ROR. She was in such a state of shock over losing her husband,she couldn't cry. -Persephone also exists in ROR. However,unlike Megara,she openly wept upon losing her husband. -Assuming that Anubis wins his round,he will declare that his opponent's heart weighed less than the feather of Maat,thus allowing them to go to the afterlife. -Leonidas has seen the movie 300. He wonders why Gerard Butler didn't have any gray hair like him,since he was in his late 50s or early 60s at the time of his death.

[dragologist]

These dudes as an undercover team?🤩💀

Here' the official arts

[adcmans]

I did this meme and post it on TikTok I hate how everything is flopping even tho I WORKED HARD ON THIS

I love them

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 18

(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)

Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*

Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*

Y/N:*stops talking*

Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*

Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.

Jack:*confused*

Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"

Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*

Snake:What do you want, lowly human?

Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*

Adam:*claps*

Lu Bu:*thumbs up*

Owlie:*films everything*

Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.

Snake:...what?

Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*

Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!

Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!

Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!

Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*

Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....

Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-

Y/N:*turns around*

Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*

Snake: WHAT!?

All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"

[fekoff]

do you understand my vision?

[vandal-flower]

Like Father, Like Daughter

Requested.

Pt. 1 Thor, Hercules and Shiva.

Lu Bu as a father General Headcanons.

Warnings: Just Fluff!

To be honest, Lu bu wasn't expecting to have a daughter. Not that it is a bad thing, just unexpected.

Many of his soldiers, allies and everyone he knew, thought he would have a son. But the thought of Lu Bu having a daughter does sound interesting...

He becomes very protective and cautious of her at a young age. Keyword on the very.

He makes sure none of the military equipment ever reaches her sight, as she would see it as a toy to play with.

He also ensures none of his soldiers ever have the chance to propose to his daughter, not even the thought of proposing to her will be permitted. (Told you so.)

As he makes sure everything is alright, he personally teaches her about how to be strategic in certain situations.

With these little lessons, he bonds with her and always smiles when she trys to mimic his voice. 😭

Chen Gong also helps just in case the two of you aren't around.

He leaves the "she needs manners" training up to you. (What did you expect?)

When she grows up, she's as beautiful as ever, but can be cunning when she needs to be.

She eventually gets bombarded with marriage proposals left, right and center. (Lu Bu does not approve.)

While he does not approve, he'll do anything for his daughter's happiness. It's one of the things that matter most to him.

In the end, he always spends time with his daughter when he has the chance!

"I'm proud of how far our daughter has come, (Name)."

"I know. And she's also proud of you too, my dear."

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[brokensenseofhumor]

I love pathetic men so much

No I’m not elaborating on why Lu bu counts as pathetic

[izanami462]

✨ Estudio de ojos del ragnarok! ✨

Mi ojo fav es el de su majestad uwu

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#189 Manly Men men

It's Spa time Human fighters and Y/n!

Y/n*With a nose pore remover and eye masks under your eyes seeing the time is up*-You can remove the one from your nose

Nikola*Has the same thing you have with a fluffy headband* But we have the one from the eyebags on top?

Y/n*Already about to peal the pore remover BUT as you were talking and peeled a bit you whined in pain* It doesn't matter just remove the n-AAH!

Raiden*Looks at you with a glare and now regrets ever putting this on*...wait-ITS GONNA HURT!?-THATS SOMETHING YOU WARN ABOUT!?!ASSHOLE!?

Leonidas*Eating the cucumber slices plate, also with nose pore remover and cucumbers on his eyes*Are you kidding me y/n?...dang it...

You cackle seeing All minus You and Dadam afraid of what to do till-

Raiden*Is peeling it and yips in pain*AAH!....AAAH!.....AAAAAaaaAAAAh!-

Lu Bu*Looking at Raiden who is peeling it, Then looks at you wheezing in the back at Raiden's pain*

Soji*Worried he whispers to Raiden*...does it really hurt that bad?...

Raiden*OOZING with sarcasm as he still rips it* NOOOO~JUST A LIL BIT~...AH!?-oh shit...I feel a big one got pulled...*Actually, a bit impressed seeing the blackheads on the pore remover but still scream* -aaah!?-fuck...ah!?

Buddha*Shaking his head and points are nose pore remover*Nah guys this shit is staying...his name is Junior and he is my new best friend-

Qin Shi*Is carefully peeling it but... decides to go for it like a Man and rip it one go...regrets it and starts to cry with a squeaky voice*...o-ow...

Y/n & Dadam:

Y/n*Is on the floor on your knees hitting your fist on the floor* -IMMA PEE MYSELF!? DAMN, IT!?

The ones who don't need it, Pore remover...Dadam,Kojiro, and Jack...they got

[kaileeplayspokemon]

So,I Compared My Height to Some ROR Fighters...

And I am fuckin' short! The only character I come close to in height is Adam!

[monochrome-cropcrown]

ROR ILLUSTRATION CARDS

EVERYONE LOOKS SO DAMN GOODDD

IS- IS HE WEARING A TURTLE NECK-

AND THE SHADES TOOO?!?!?

[adcmans]

PLEASE EVERYTIME I ALWAYS HAVE THE ENERGY TO TALK ABOUT LUCIFER IN ROR LIKE BRO LOOOOOK

BRo is JUST SO GHAJTBWNSJWBEB

HE IS SO CARING BRO LIKE DAMN, HE HELPS THEM SAMAEL,AZALE, BEELZEBUB

ALSO BIG ASS CHEST TOO.

[thequietkid-moonie]

With a S/O without strength but a really good fighter

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Lubu, Raiden, Sasaki, Qin, Heracles ]

[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]

× This is inspired in Bojji (from Ousama Ranking)

I get super excited about this idea! I love Bojji and his whole character development is beautiful!!

Lubu

He probably saw you around but he never cared, at least until he sees you fight! One day someone decided to mess with you (making fun of you or just bothering you) someone who were obviously bigger and stronger, and yet it only took you a moment to defeat them with determination in your face

This pass so fast that Lubu didn't have time to undestand how the hell happen, but that doesn't matter, now you have all his attention. He approached excitedly asking for a fight, unfortunately this scare the hell of you and you ended up running away

Lubu decide to watch you for a while, and the more he watch you the more he gets confused. You're weak, as helpless as a bug, even little things were heavy for you, and yet you had a really stronge aura

Soon Lubu ask you for a fight again, and this time he won't take a no for answer. It doesn't matter much if you win or lose, what really matter is that you were a really strong opponent, one he never think he will meet, one of a kind

After that you get stuck with Lubu and his army, and after a while you two ended together

Lubu loves to see you fight, beating the ass of those who dare to underestimate you (and will make fun of them too)

You have Lubu's army at your disposal to help you with whatever you need, and they really like you, all of them treat you with a lot of respect

He doesn't understand why you are like this, but he doesn't care either, probably will be soldiers of his army who will ended up asking you about it (some of them will probably tear up a little when hearing that you lived this weak since you were born)

What does make him curious is that weird sword you use (a rapier), and he will laugh at the fact that thats the only sword you can actually lift. But don't take him wrong, this, in his eyes, just make you even more special and unique!

You two often have fights just for fun and he always get amused of how fast you are or how you always manage to dodge his attacks

Raiden Tameemon

He saw you around and even in the public when he have fights. Somehow you two ended up talking and he inmediatly notice how weak you are, Raiden gets really curious about it but don't want come across as rude, you notice his curiosity and ended telling him about it, you tell him how someone stole all your strength at birth (some demon or even a god), and how you had to live all your life like this

He feel bad about you, he start thinking that maybe you're this weak because he's this strong (as if he had been the one who stole your strength)

Raiden promise to himself a long time ago that he will use his strenght for the weak, helping everyone in need, and you're not going to be an exception, so after meeting you he is always ready to help you

At first it was the pity what drag him to you, but soon you two became friends and later on ended up as a couple

Raiden is a quiet protective boyfriend, strenght or not Raiden loves you with all his heart, he's ready to help you with whatever you need and won't leave anyone make fun of you (he will always stand up for you)

Raiden ask you about the rapier you carry around, and when you tell him that is for self defends/to fight he gets really surprise, but tell you that you don't have to worry about things like that, you have him to protect you!

But then the day he see your true power came. That day someone decided to bother you, Raiden was already in his way to your side when he sees you take care of the bastard without much effort, with the help of your rapier you take care of them in a blink of eye

Raiden just stand there for a moment, procesing what just happen, when he finally came into his senses he run to embrace you, telling you over and over again how amazing you are! He swears that he's dating the most amazing and wonderful person in the world!

Sasaki Kyojiro

The first time he saw you you were struguling to carry something, Sasaki decide to approach you and offer you help with it. He get really surprise for the fact that what you were carring isn't really heavy, both of you ended making some chat and he ask you about it, thats how you tell him your story, he listen carefuly (and curiosly) your explanation of how you don't have strength since you were born because someone steal it

Since then Sasaki and you became friends, he always offer you help whenever he sees you and he even tell you his own story, how he never really had win a fight. And with time both of you start dating

Sasaki is someone who prefer to avoid conflict (unless is with someone stronger), but will stand up for you if someone dare to make fun of you

He's truly worried about you so he may suggest you to train with him, but it doesn't matter how hard you train you seems to never win strength , so he just decide to let it be

Sasaki notice that there is something special about you, but doesn't seems to find out what it is, so he decide to wait. Also he's really curious about the rapier you carry around, he will ask you about it and even ask you let him try it. He find funny and a little cute that this is the only sword you're able to use

The moment you said that you use it to fight he stare at you for a moment before get all excited wanting to see you fight, and when he finally have the opportunity to see you fight he stares at you mesmerize, in that moment Sasaki falls in love with you even more (you can practically see hearts around him)

He inmediatly ask you for a fight, you're amazing! he wants to learn from your fighting style and he will ask you a lot of things about it, how do you do it? where did you learn and how? did someone teach you?

Now he always laugh whenever someone gets in your bad side or understimate you

Qin Shi Huang

Qin heard a rumor about someone really weak and that pick his curiosity, thats how he start searching for you. It didn't take long for him to find you, and inmediatly approach you and with a friendly manner introduce himself, after you tell him your name he ask you about your strength right away this man have no shame

The flamboyant emperor listen attent as you explain that you were like that since you were born because someone steal your strength, at first Qin doesn't believed it so he decide to stay by your side to see it himself, and he did

Qin see with his own eyes how even little things were really heavy for you, or how no matter how much you try to win strenght it never work. He doesn't really like this situation so he always offer you his help, even offer you to put someone at your disposal to help you whenever you want

By this point you had already stolen his heart, and it wouldn't take long for you to start dating

Qin is always teasing you about your strength, not because he wants to upset you but because loves to show off, and thinks that all your expresions are true beauty.

From then he never let you try to carry anything, always carring around himself your stuff (or put a servant to do it). Also LOVES to carry you around, in his arms, in his shoulder or in his back, where you're more comfortable (there are moments where he carry your stuff in one arm and carry you in the other just to make you bush/flustered)

Qin finds your weakness cute, and never gets bother for it (neither bored)

Nobody dare to even think to mess with the emperor's partner, but if someone is stupid enough to do it then that person have an angry Qin Shin Huang behind them

He already asked you about your rapier, and when you tell him that is to fight he get even more curious. Qin will for sure pester you about it until he finally had the oportunity to see you fight, he inmediatly notice that is a fighting style similar to his, for this he will offer you to train together (if you want) and some tips

Now in his eyes you're even more beautiful/perfect

Heracles

He used to be (and feel) weak, but this is a new whole extent. Heracles is a really kind soul and seeing you having a lot of troubles for your weakness sadden him a lot. His first approach to you was to help you and soon enough you two became friends

He felt a lot of curiosity of why you're like this, but is afraid of upset you if he ask, so you where the one who bring it up, hearing that it was actually someones fault that you were so weak anger him a lot (even more because it was when you were just a baby). After hearing you're story Heracles grows protective over you

He won't tolerate any kind of agression towars you, it doesn't matter if come from a human or a god he will stand up for you

He always try to be by your side to be able to help you whenever you need it (and because he loves to hang out with you), with time both of you become a couple and he couldn't be more happy

Heracles is a gentelman, he always treat you with respect, always in a sweet and gentle manner, sometimes even seems like he treat you like if you were made of glass

He is really curious about the rapier you carry around, but won't really ask about it

The day he had the oportunity to see you fight you were taking a walk by yourself, he sees you for afar when someone start making fun of you, he was ready to call them out but you were faster, in just a second the person was in the floor

No matter how much he think about it Heracles just can't bring himself to understand what just happen, so you wil have to explain it for him, about your figthing style

This makes Heracles rethink the whole imagen he had of you, even if you don't really have strenght you're not defenceless. He even apologize for how he acted

This experience make him get a whole new respect for you, and love you more too. He's still protective over you, it's just part of his personality

[hannah-the-red-head]

Zerofuku: Adulting sucks butt! How do you humans deal with mortality? Lu Bu: Violence. Raiden: Copious amounts of alcohol. Kojiro: Ignorance. Buddha: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.