#snv ares

[hankiki]

Another bonus for Volume 23~

"Come on Beauties! Bonus manga begins!!~" (At least that's how Google translated it for me.😗)

Ares: "Get dressed!"

Source

[kanroji-san]

Mitsuri!Y/n/Reader AU

Ares: I don’t get what you see in them, sir Beelzebub. No seriously, what did you see in that human?

Beel: *Smiled a little* They make me laugh...

Apollo: *From another room* THEY ARE ALSO A GREAT BAKER!!!!

I headcanon that Beel will have a sweet tooth...

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#175 Latin lover~

Aztec!Y/n*Getting a call* -Oh sorry guys it's the catsitter...-*Hearin your jaguar got his head stuck in a bucket and crying for help*-...I'll be there soon...sorry guys I gotta go check on my gremlin-*Goes to Hades and kisses him tenderly, holding his face*

Hades*By second nature kisses back holding your cheek*

You two pull away with smiles...then you freeze...and turn to look at the flabbergasted Greek gods...

Aztec!Y/n*Goes to Heracles who was sitting next to you you reminded him of the meeting* Wonderboy!-And uh- glad to have you here!! *holding his face and kissing him*

Heracles*Blushing and confused as you pull away*...

Apollo*Sitting next to Heracles, spraying mint into his mouth happily expecting you to kiss him*

Aztec!Y/n*Turning to see Poseidon and going up to him with open arms*SYYYYY!~

Poseidon*Allowing you...to dip him and kiss him, a tiny smirk as he in the corner of his eye sees his butt-hurt nephew*...

You kiss...Ares, Hermes before anyone can properly react, Hades has to hold his laughter at your quick thinking as you finish kissing Aphrodite, everyone but Apollo and Zeus-

Aztec!Y/n*Patting APhrodite's hand for departure, pulls away with a strut out the door* Always a pleasure~

Aztec Deity Y/n being an animal lover...but big on cats...and dog lover hades...

[amphitriteswife]

‘Would you still love me if i was a worm?’

Ror characters

No.

Poseidon, Lu bu, Brunhilde, Odin, Loki, Qin shi huang, hajun, Adamas, Jack the ripper, Isaac newton. Kali, sun wukong, Ra, evil zerofuku, proteus (w everyone else)

Ofcourse! I’ll even build you a little house!

Raiden, Heracles, Ares, Trud, Randgriz, anubis, Adam, Eve, Tsukuyomi, lucifer, Azazel, Kojiro sasaki, Tesla, Parvati, good zerofuku. Siegfried, Goll, proteus (w poseidon), Rudra, Jataka

You would be dirty asf, but i’ll still care for you.

Hades, Okita, Buddha, leonidas, Nostradamus, Shiva, Durga, Lilith, Morrigan, Apollo, Susanoo, Geirölul, Gondull, Reginleif, zeus

As long as you don’t get eaten or thrown away.

Beelzebub, Buddha, poseidon, Loki, Jarl, Heimdall, Hrist, Aphrodite, vishnu, indra, Brahma, Cú chulainn, Jesus, Thor

Tags: @mizz-sea-nymph @nicasdreamer @rukia-writes @monstertreden @tinyy-tea-cup @das-jaim3 @swallowtail-lotus @evansuvamp @ditzy-tea-lover @chrispywhispy @gabelesimp @riseofamoonycake @praisethesuuun @rlvdnt @15krixa15 @sethmp3 @helkodrillenz @hellany @itz-hellenz @twinklemylittlestar @justvir @telvess @brokensenseofhumor @alonelyidiotwholovescats @snowmantita @holdyourwine @aresarmyblog @celforte

[chaostroberry1]

Apollo after finding out your skirt can produce guns.

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Magical girl!(Name), minding own business : ...(=^_^=)

Apollo, appearing behind, lifting your skirt and checking you out : "hm.."

Magical girl!(Name) : "...? May I...help you...?"

Apollo : "no, it's certainly alright. I'm just curious how guns come out of here." Smile

Ares, mouth agape and fuming : "HUH?! You womanizer!!! It's obvious you're only checking her out!!!!"

Apollo : "my, my.. look at this wonderful view.."

Ares : "Don't ignore me you jerk!!"

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Jus imagine apollo making that face while checking you out.. bro🤤

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[ctrldoll]

Ares Headcannons! <3

PEACE AND BLESSINGS TO YOU, MY LOVE! <3

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Despite Ares’ status being the feared & brutal god of war, he never lets it get between the relationship he has with you. He's gentle, compassionate & quite humorous.

When you're with one another privately, he’s curling up to you and laying his head on your hips. Feeling your warmth and your hand run through his air sends him onto cloud nine. A smile is drawn on his face which makes you smile as well.

If you’re attending any event among the gods, you can bet that he’s there as well! He's holding your waist, flexing both of you to the cameras, giving you a drink, chatting with others while you're next to him or looking in your direction when you're not near & ever eager to join you once more. He makes sure that everyone knows you're his & he’s yours! <3

Lazy afternoons with him would be uncommon but not rare. 

“Mmm…honey, please.” He draws out, yawning as the afternoon sun hits his eyes, “I don't want to get up yet.” “Me neither but you have a meeting to go to. You'll gain energy on the way.”

5. He'd pause his task when he'd see the frown drawn on your face. If you tried to hide it, he’d know that something's up. 

(He's the god of war, so I have a feeling that he's accustomed to seeing people at their worst and being aware when anyone feels like that.)

He may lead you onto your chair, teapot and teacup on the table and his hands on your shoulders. “It’ll be alright. I’ll deal with whatever or whoever's hurt you.” He whispers firmly as he pours the tea into your cup and settles down on a chair close to you. His heart breaks when a few stray tears drip from your eyes and reflect the light from above to the table.

He'll embrace the tide beside you.

6. Draw a fingertip up and down his abs and he will fluster for a moment then GLOAT! Whisper praises in his ear as well and he's yours. 

*Hermes might make fun of him alongside Loki (obviously) for being so smitten with you but he does not care. He's yours & you're his.

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He's so silly it's adorable! <3

[vandal-flower]

Can You Keep a Secret?

Ror men with a Male lover that they never told anyone about.

Requested Characters: Various.

Notes: I just had to make a comeback, apperantly Thor is spitting BARS.

They don't plan on telling anyone.

Convincing him is going to be the hardest challenge in your life. He's as stubborn as donkey, one would say.

You look at him with the most deadpan look known to man, trying to convince him to listen to you, only to be met with a, "No".

It's not like he's scared, he just doesn't like the thought of people knowing you two are in a relationship. You don't know whether he is insecure, possessive, or just his personal preference. Either it's fine, what matters is you two.

Poseidon, Hermes, Thor, Hades... + your favourites.

No one would believe them.

It's hard to believe that someone like him ended up with someone like you. Sometimes as insult and others not so much, it just doesn't make sense to most.

At most times, deities and people alike would stare at the both you, (mainly you), because how are you two even compatible, how can you even stand each other.

It's best to play everything off as a rumor, if you don't want any reporters coming to your place, trying to interview you. It's a good thing your lover left at the backdoor way unnoticed.

Loki, Thor, Ares, Buddha, Hercules ... + your favourites.

Sorry ladies he's taken.

Prepare to make the local goddesses and ladies weep in their sleep. You took away their chance of being with the man of their dreams.

You better be ready for the moment some girls decide to lunge at you to pummel you down, only to be chastised by your one and only lover.

Currently you hold the Universal Record of the Most Assassination Attempts against you. You have your in laws to thank for protecting you throughout the whole ordeal.

All of them. (who are we fooling.)

Everyone already knows, don't even bother.

A good majority of the Pantheons already knows the relationship you two have. So much for keeping it a secret.

Even if you told everyone now, no one would be all that surprised. The two of you are two peas in a pod, a couple made in heaven. Or hell depending who you're talking to who.

Just expect many of the other Pantheons to bombard the two of you on when's the wedding. In due time, in due time.

Hercules, Ares, Loki, Shiva... + your favourites.

Hi...

My inbox is open. Check out my Rules.

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~

~Episode 2 ~

~Olympus~

*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*

Y/N:*stares*

Poseidon:*stares back*

Ares;what are they doing?

Ermes:communicating, I guess.

Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*

Poseidon:*drinks it*

Ares:how?

Ermes:*shrugs*

[monochrome-cropcrown]

Happy Father's Day(???)

😐💀💀😭

[asmolfolk]

Hi! Sooo, theres a tiktok video that is "Ivan, how did you bag that baddie?" and this come to my mind: Tesla, Buddha, Sasaki, Jack and Ares (separate) hcs with a s/o like that? They're like: Idk how, but she picks me up like I'm nothing. Let's just say I can imagine it, lol - Sorry for my English and kisses from Brazil <3

Oh my! A fellow brazilian! I'm also brazilian, so, kisses from the southeast part of Brazil &lt;3 Hope you liked this one, I really loved to make this one, it was very fun!

🥀♥︎.•° Fandom: Shuumatsu no Valkyrie. Characters: Nikola Tesla, Sasaki Kojiro, Jack the Ripper, Buddha and Ares (Separate) Ask: Inspired by the video 'Ivan, how did you bag that baddie?' 🦋♥︎.•°

Nikola Tesla

"Tesla, how did you bag that baddie?" The one who asked him was his friend, Robert... And that got him... Thoughtful. Tesla looked to the side, looking directly at your direction...

He was thinking about the differences between the two of you... And the similarities too. How you react to things, how you smile, how you show affection or interess in something... He is thinking all of those things at the same time. It would be a reason to "Why he stayed", after all, he never showed any interest in love or relationships that were romantical... But seeing that you were just like a Math question... [A lot of outcomes - Needs hard work and understanding to seek the problem...] That was enough to make his mind so... Full of love and interest. Of course, he couldn't not remember how did 'he bag this baddie'... Spoiler, he didn't. He still remember the day you just looked at him and straight up said "Oh, I don't have this color yet" and just picked him up like a cat and walked with him in your arms. He would tell anyone who saw that the exact thing "I accept it for cience!" But the truth was that he just didn't care to be holded... He liked that and the fact that he could still write his notes was a plus one. Since that, both of you started to talk and later on, date... It is still a surprise to most of Tesla's friends... He can still remember the first dates... And now, you are his... Girlfriend, aren't?... He can't be happier. You respect his space and actually, you were the one to start a lot of intimacy stuff with him... You seemed to always knew when he wanted something or when he acknowledges that you want something from him, but was too tired or busy and didn't want to leave you feeling unwanted by his lack of effort... So you - seeming to read his mind - do exactly what he wanted and started to give him some words of affirmation and to be sure that he knows that it's okay to not fit into some category... Or to not want to do something like sex, PDA or others.

It seemed like a he was off for some seconds IRL while in his mind, he just saw yours love story together... When he noticed that, he knew... He knew his answer. He looked to Robert and started his monologue. "Oh, you are surely mistaken, my dear friend. I'm aware of what could give the impression for you to think like that... But!" He stands there, smilling as if he is explaining math to someone "She, indeed, picked me up and straightly putted me into a consensual relationship that I do really, extremely, like." He puts a hand over his heart, as to give emphasys to his next words "This woman has a exceptional mind and strenght... Aren't I a lucky guy? Her mind is as brilliant as mine... Of course, in Differents/Same matters... Do you understand, Robert?" Robert is lost in words, he doesn't know what to say or what to do... After all, he just saw all of his - 'Don't want to date' - friend being so deeply in love with someone... He could only chuckle as his wife carries a surprise and shocked expression. "Oh my! I'm so happy that you found someone that matches you perfectly, Tesla! And her body is so pretty too... She would look awesome in a wedding dress, don't you think so?" "Hm... Wedding? I think it's a strange concept... But if she wants one..." Tesla, even having his disagreements over weddings... He couldn't say no to you. After all... You are his everything.

Sasaki

"Kojiro Sasaki, how did a loser like you bag that baddie over there?" It was the question of his opponent... He was looking directly at your face, seeing how it changed... After all, you were in fiery! How dare them say call Sasaki a loser... And before you could start approaching to 'ora ora' this person face, Sasaki holded your hand to stop you and smiled brightly. "Well... I may be a loser in battle... But she picked me from the ground and made me her boyfriend, resuming the whole story" He told his opponent as he chuckles as he feels you pinching his cheecks a bit "Ow-Ow! Sorry, sweetheart..." He laughing a bit. "It was nothing like that. I saw him on the ground and thought he was deeply hurt, so I carry him home so I could take care of him." You said, explaining it better than Sasaki resume... Or trying to. "...Okay...? Look, I don't really care..." Sasaki's opponent tried to say that but he wasn't heard, now, Sasaki and you were discussing about this first meeting and he seemed overly in joy after hearing your version of the facts. "So... How were you capeable to hold me?" He finally asked "I mean, I'm pretty heavy-" "I carry boxes that weight more than you, Sasaki."

Jack the Ripper

"How a serial killer like you got to bag that baddie?!" That was the question of Hlökk, who was actually curious to know more about this whole relationship between the two of you... After all, nobody seemed to know about Jack's partner. "Oh my... Well, it's interesting that you asked me this... Well, may I just tell you..." He said with his british accent and sweet tone appearing, he was at your side, holding your hand while looking directly at Hlökk. "She was the one and only who got me, who actually had me on her arms... When she was carrying me around." As he said it, his other hand started patting your head "Isn't it the most romantical and sweet thing someone could ever do to their partner? Carrying them around like they weight nothing" His explanation was not meant to make you feel that proud of yourself... Or to blush like you did. But in a way or other, you could only feel how much you matter and is loved by him... He is trully a gentleman. "EWWW, YOU CLINGY OLD MAN!" Hlokk seemed to think in a different way.

Buddha

"Buddha, my deaaaar friend. How did you manage to bag this baddie?!" Said Zeus... The sluttiest god "Oh my me! You should help me get a baddie like her, I swear to you... I give you candies... Hehe" Zeus - again - couldn't hide his horny. "No." A short and straight answer coming from Buddha, who looked unimpressed by Zeus atticts "I'm not helping you cheat on your wife." as he explained that, Zeus only rolled his eyes - remembering that he is married. "Aw,come on, Buddha, my great friend... It's not like I would steal your... Partner~ I just want to know what did you do...!" "...You have some serious problems, Zeus." With that said, Buddha just moved along his way... But Zeus question was enough to make him think about... That. How did this all happened?

You just looked straight at him and picked him up, saying "This is mine." and just straight up runned away from the gods. That was enough to make him be not only proud but happy - that reunion was a really shitty one.

"Hah... It seems like the puberty made her really strong." Remembering that day, Buddha couldn't hide his smile as he made his way towards you... He WILL use you as his pillow, after all, you can pick him up.

Ares

"Not that I don't respect you, Ares... But how did you... And her got together?" Asked Aphrodite with a rather... Amused expression, she seemed to be making fun of him. "How did you just do that? How did you manage that...? Did you finally follow your daddy ways?~ Because I don't see how you couldn't do that properly... You get no bitches at all~" "She isn't a bitch or anything like what dad do with Hera! She is different, I love her... I want her, she is the only one I truly love." He said, with a confused expression. "Oh love? Now you feel that... How patheti-" She is interrupted when you just walked straight to her, looking to her eyes with a hateful rage. "What did you just say to MY partner? Do you have a fucking problem with him?" As you started to swear at Aphrodite... Ares looked at you with a little smile on the face... Finally... He finally has someone who sides with him and stands up for him...

[adcmans]

I did this meme and post it on TikTok I hate how everything is flopping even tho I WORKED HARD ON THIS

I love them

[kanroji-san]

Apollo:*kisses Y/n on the cheek*

Y/n:*laughs at Ares's dumbfounded expression*

Ares:*his brain stopped loading*

Hermes: ...

Hermes: I'm aware that it is only a friendly gesture between you and Apollo, but I couldn't still get used to it.

Y/n: You don't have to. We love misunderstandings.

Y/n&Apollo: *both of them smirking*

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#160 BAGELS!!!

Imagen before the fight that was supposed to be Shiva bs Adam...turned into Zeus vs Adam...someone got to Zeus first and...killed him, So now Hera and the rest of the Greek pantheon along with Adam's family after being suspected of...murdering him are brought to tell the news

Hermes: Zeus is dead...

Adam: Say what now?...

Hera: Wait, my husband is dead?*Frowns and raises her brow*

Hermes: Yeah, Uncle Hades's office just notified us...

Y/n*Raises hand*...Um

The Gods look at the secret member...or rather recently integrated member of Adam's family, not sure what to expect from such a small frail-looking human...Hera allowing you to speak, wanting to hear your input curious about what you have in mind

Y/n: No way that's true, As Zeus says when he sees deodorant,

"I'm not buying it"

Hera*Letting out involuntary laugh*...HA-HA!-*Coughs seeing her son and others looking at her*

After Everyone saw the king of gods in his special tomb

Y/n*Parading through the halls with a bag of pastries and bagels* Ding, dong, the king of sexual assault is dead. Bagels for everyone!

Cain: So I guess you believe it now?

Y/n: Yep, Wanna see the selfies I took?

Cain: Actually, yes~

Y/n: I'll share the album with you!~

Heracles*Coming to you and your brother Cain, tearful* Oh, my God!, I just heard about Father! he was so young!

Y/n: For a redwood tree...Uh, I don't understand, what's going on, Why are you crying?

Heracles: Somebody is dead, I feel sad

Y/n: Well, I know just the thing to cheer you up! ZEUS is dead! Bagel!Bagel!Bagel!*Throwing bagels to every person, who happily catches them and eats it...hell some gods passed by you are also happy*

Turns out...You were selected instead of Hera or any of his children to give a speech to speak highly of him...You were of course brought by Heracles to the Greek pantheon room...

Heracles: All you have to do is say a few nice comments during the memorial!

Y/n: As a Celestial said when he tried to sneak past the gates into the afterlife:

"It ain't happening, honey."

Hera*Holding her sides letting out the biggest laugh in the room*HAHAHAHA!

RIP captain dad holt/Andre Keith Braugher...you will be missed...

[b3llasdears]

"sweetest girl"

Ares/leonidas x goddess of sweets! Reader

I had a vision and I had to execute it (*´∀｀*)

English is not my first language so excuse me for any mistake!

Ares

● Let's face it, this man has a sweet tooth.

● haven't you seen the amount of candy there is on the tables from where they watch the fights?!

● so yea, you are basically his dream come true

● i mean, a beautiful, sweet, loving woman, who loves him even if he is a crybaby, and that can create in massive quantities one of the things he enjoys most in his immortal life?!

● Finally a higher being took pity on him and let him be happy?

● For your part, it always seemed ironic to you that the god of war was such a sweet guy, that was one of the things why you were attracted to him.

● the fact that you started to get along was a complete coincidence, one day Ares was eating a sweet and you appeared and told him that you really liked that type of sweets, and there you stayed talking while he listened to you

● although the truth is you like all kinds of sweets

● the relationship between you two RADIATES sweetness, not only because you are incredibly affectionate, but also because you are always eating sweets when you are together.

● your favorite date (and the only one you have if we're honest) is sitting at a table in the garden of Valhalla while eating sweets and drinking tea.

● the sweets are running out? no problem! a movement of your hand and there's more

● the best part of all this? you are gods! no diabetes, no fat

● well, maybe a little fat, but at least you didn't care, you are a goddess of sweets, what did they expect?

● in conclusion, your relationship is as sweet as a chocolate cake, and your dear Ares is sweeter than an entire table of sweets (phrase you used to make him blush) (it worked)

Leonidas

● He is like an intermediate, he likes sweets, and he also likes salty things, he likes both.

● although between us he definitely prefers salty things

● thing that makes the relationship between you a great irony

● you try to get him to try more sweets, but he rejects each time, making you sad and he ends up eating so that you are not sad

● He knew from the beginning that you were a goddess, so he was somewhat hostile at the beginning, but over time he grew fond of you.

● thank his army in part for that, those men loved you from the moment they found out that you could create sweets with magic and you also liked to bake

● you felt a little guilty when leonidas made them do extra exercises because they were gaining weight thanks to you feeding them all the time

● For his part, he sees you as a sweet and innocent woman, someone who needed protection even being a deity

● on your side, he is a serious and somewhat grumpy man, But in private he was a sweet Man who loved you

● Leo still remembers when he met you, or rather, the first time he saw you, he was passing by and saw you with a little girl who was crying for some reason, and you were trying to calm her down. suddenly you turned around and made a hand movement making a lollipop appear, giving it to the girl making her stop crying.

● that day he realized two things, 1. you were definitely not human 2. you were kind

● I feel that he is not as affectionate as Ares, but he is still affectionate, kisses and compliments from time to time, things like that

● thanks to you he discovered that he had a taste for sweets that contained lemon, They are sweet, but not too sweet, that's why he likes them

● but he doesn't eat them much , let's remember that this poor man is still human and gains weight

● in conclusion, Leonidas is like a lemon pie, sweet and sour at the same time, and you are his whipped cream, you make him the sweetest!

Is it necessary that I add Leonidas to all of my works? Yes, next question

[chaostroberry1]

The gods having a meeting

Aphrodite : "hold on, where might Lord poseidon be?"

Zues : "ahh, big ol' poseidon has been stuck inside his lonely little palace for a while now. Ever since meeting that half human, half fish."

Ares, blinking twice in confusion : "half human half what???"

Hermes, serving drinks : "I believe it is called a mermaid in the human realm, brother Ares."

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Meanwhile, with poseidon

Yan!Poseidon, in the waters of his indoor pool in his Palace : "my brothers (specifically zues) are a pain."

Mermaid!(name) on his lap, admiring his abs : "mmhm... :)"

Yan!Poseidon, eyes darting at your shell bra floating around the pool : "..."

Mermaid!(name) : "(๑•ᴗ•๑)"

[dailysnvlokipanels]

Loki&Ares~