#record of ragnarok memes

[44ryder]

Ror characters I think would be great at ✨giving✨

Buddha

Hands down. With his love for food, ya know he would definitely wanna taste you all the time for like an hour at least and make you cum multiple times and then clean up the mess himself *wink wink* and the fun doesn’t stop there, you two always have sex right afterwards because your orgasms always turn on Buddha so much, and he knows he’s good, he would constantly tease you about how much you like him going down on you, even in public

Buddha: *takes a sip of tea but it’s still too hot to drink* “Ah crap! I burned my tongue!”

(Y/n) “Are you alright, honey?”

Buddha: “are you worried for me or are ya worried I won’t be able to lick ya all up tonight~”

Hercules

I can’t even! Hercules is such a people pleaser, he definitely makes it his mission to make sure his lover is 100% satisfied, especially to relax you after a stressful day. Although, I feel like he’d be slow to hints, so sometimes you just gotta straight up ask him to go down on you but he’ll be on his knees in an instant right after because he could never say no to the love of his life and he honestly loves it because he loves to hear your moans and feel your shaky thighs around his face gets him so hard all the time, it’s takes you a little longer to reach your orgasm because Hercules will take his time with you like kissing your inner things and fingering you slowly, so normally you finish once but it’s a big one that has your entire body drained afterwards. you don’t have to have sex afterwards, if you want to of course Hercules will gladly oblige but if you’re tired after your climax, Hercules will gladly cuddle you until you fall asleep in his strong arms or he’ll draw you a soothing bath with your favorite candles and chocolates and rub your neck and shoulders in a well needed massage. The entire time your receiving Hercules will be giving you praises and telling you how much he looks you the entire time because he knows that’s what you like.

(Y/n): *finishes*

Hercules: “mm that’s my girl, I love you so much. Can I draw you a nice bath…or does my empress want me to please her again~”

Apollo

The man’s obviously a lady killer so his tongue and other things are golden. But it’s extremely rare that he’ll go down on you because Apollo wants the spotlight on him but when he does he’ll have you finished in minutes and you’ll always beg for more and he’ll deny you your plea saying “a true performer does not cave to the plea for an encore, you should have made the feeling last longer, dove.”

But he’ll always be ready to fill you with something else right after

Loki

I’m not the biggest fan of Loki but we’ve all seen his crazy long tongue so he def would hit some deep spots of yours just right and have you finishing in minutes. But he wouldn’t do it for a long time in your relationship because he was too uptight, thinking it was weird at first until you finally convinced him to try. He was instantly addicted but he would never tell you and he would wait until you beg him to go down on you again before he made the first move. And he would totally do it in public places so most times you wouldn’t have sex afterwards, and he would constantly whine that his jaw hurts hours later.

(Y/n) “Loki! This is the common area, someone could walk in!”

Loki: “then you better hurry up and cum, my pet~”

Hours later at dinner

“Ugh! I can’t eat another bite, my jaw hurts so so much and it’s all (y/n)’s fault! I guess I have to starve.”

You, beet red in embarrassment while Thor uncomfortably tries not to throw up his dinner and Odin glares at Loki as his crows caw in shock

Shiva

The man has three wives so we know he has learned a thing or two to keep everyone satisfied. I feel like he would rock your world with an orgasm that would last for days and that’s a good thing because you have to share him with his other wives so yes he’s skillful but very rarely has you all to himself. And shiva is giving greedy vibes in bed so he has to be satisfied first if you want him to treat you well. And shiva is a very laid back person so it lasts a long time and definitely leads into sex with him and maybe the other wives. Shivas more into naughty words than loving words during the act so he’d constantly tell you things like,

Shiva: “look at you… so dirty, like the slut you are, I’m only using my mouth and your putty in my hands, such a bad girl you are.”

Brunhilde

Last but not least. We all know our girl is a total freak in bed so she would run laps around these boys when giving oral for sure. But we all know brunhilde has a dark side so she’ll definitely be going down on her partner but pull away before they finish and demand they earn the right to orgasm. Hilde could finish you in seconds but chooses to have you wiggling for as long as she pleases. And she also has no problem using her skills to win an argument.

“Be a good girl/boy and have this place spotless when I get back or you’ll be empty and alone tonight.”

[yukisnowowl]

Meme for @justamegafan

Adam every time when one of the gods or humans flirt on his child YN

[cakeandpudding1]

Bad bitches of Ragnarok. I will repeat my question. Would you still watch if they were baddies?

Pt two of the baddie competition. Poseidon's outfit reveal💪😍

Taglist of Poseidon lovers I know (?)

@skxllz, @lumilotus (idk if he's your fav but your current pfp is my reason), @poseidonslollipopsucker, @justcressida (idk, you have fanfics Abt Poseidon on ur blog so im just guessing atp), @yuurisfavblog (bc Poseidon pfp), @animewagons (ik u like him🗣️)

[adcmans]

I did this meme and post it on TikTok I hate how everything is flopping even tho I WORKED HARD ON THIS

I love them

[ror-wip]

Beelzebub even if he didn’t have Satans Curse;

[luxthestrange]

RoR Memes #18

[mizz-nymph]

Amphitrite reading the news paper: man 47, beats up a man with his own walking stick and kills 108 men with awakened super sayan, sex after wards is intense says dog.

Amphitrite: See this? This is the journalism that matters!

Poseidon standing there with stab wounds: 🧍‍♀️

Amphitrite: oh, well that’s new- good for you sweetie, want to see the pictures?

[resfrio]

The current state of the Göll and Nostradamus dynamic

[dragologist]

ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ

@helkrokodillenz @monochrome-cropcrown

@ and all the other fans i forgot to tag

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲'𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐬 😭

[monochrome-cropcrown]

Me: *About to go to sleep*

My brain: Imagine if you're already married to your fav, and on your anniversary, they decided to propose and marry you for the 2nd time because one isn't enough to show how much they love you.

Me:

[susanoos-wife]

Niche meme for a niche fandom:

[44ryder]

Buddha: “you can do it! You can do it! You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!”

(Y/n): *annoyed af* “Shut the F!ck up!!!!”

Buddha: “I’m just encouraging youuu!!!!”

(Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t updated in awhile, I’ve had major writers block but I really wanna publish at least three new chapters this weekend so go to my wattpad or message me here to stay on my ass lol)

[yukisnowowl]

Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1

Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF

[cakeandpudding1]

(name) : "tbh...I'm falling madly in love with almost everyone I see..."

Zues : "now now, don't be like that. When it comes to love— Take some advice from me. I turned out pretty okay. ^^"

Everyone present : "....."

Zues : "why's everyone so quiet?"

[adcmans]

I love making memes with them I swear

Also all my memes be flopping on TikTok and I delete them.

[madaramail]

doodles bc im fixating on too many things rn