#Rasputin

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[chaoticgoth]

There are two types of people in this world

Those who go feral as soon as they hear the opening to Rasputin by Boney M.

And those who are wrong

[prokopetz]

Look, I have no objection to video games inventing hot girl versions of major historical figures in principle, but if your girl!Rasputin isn't tall, gaunt and filthy, I don't even know what we're doing here.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Of the fourteen Russian museums claiming to have Rasputin’s penis in a jar, only three are confirmed to be genuine.

[theronanlynchshow]

if this gets 10,000 notes

i will post a video of myself doing the ra ra rasputin just dance

[sylenth-l]

Red

[zee-rambles]

FINALLY! FINALLY GOT THIS DONE! My second karaoke family night, but no babies this time. THIS TIME, it’s “Annoy Draxum Day.”

Once again, I give ANYONE that wants it permission to dub over this one, ON ONE CONDITION! USE THE ORIGINAL SONG FOR RASPUTIN BY BONNIE M OR USE A COVER BY A REAL SINGER. NO AI OF ANY KIND!

[idkaguyorsomething]

the convoluted doctor who lore gets extra funny when you realize that, at two separate points in the past, two different companions to two different doctors ended up running into rasputin but both came to the conclusion that he was a pretty nice and normal guy. which, depending on how you interpret the power of the doctor, is either a nice subversion of a lot of tropes of stories used in pre-soviet russia, or side-splittingly hilarious as you start imagining the master getting roped into various adventures with different versions of the doctor that he can’t fuck with yet or else he’ll destroy the timeline, forcing him to play nice with the humans as part of his 4D Time Chess Master Disguise Plan #3852

[loveinthetimeofanarchy]

i bought just dance and danced to rasputin by boney m and now i dont have depression 👍🏻

[cryptkeeper777]

Ra-ra-rasputin! One more Master/Doctor fanart.)))

[wwprice1]

David Nakayama shoots and scores with this amazing Jim Lee homage! So amazing! 😍😍

[julfils]

Destiny 2: Warmind, Character Exploration

Concept art of Rasputin by d Phillips

[landsel]

Giddy up you funky Russian cowboy~ 💙🐢💙

Lol yeah this is a WIP that's probably gonna stay that way~ This was super fun to sketch out and use as practice! I did little tiny parts of this on streams here and there and it was super fun to giggle with everyone at how ridiculous it is! Based on This video by Cale Brown. I was gonna reblog this on this post, but you cant put videos on reblogs~ 🙄

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Rasputin survived the majority of his assassination, including several beatings, stabbings, poisonings, a firing squad, cinnamon burns, having to watch a Lars von Trier movie, and being fed to a shark. Had he been fed to it whole instead of diced, he may yet have survived.

[yekokataa]

✅ greasy

✅ drunk

✅ smelly

✅ seems to have supernatural abilities

✅ allegedly big dick

harry du bois 🤝 rasputin

[sylenth-l]

Old men fighting

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