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George R.R. Martin explained recently that the slogan for the books, “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die,” was inspired by Markinghammer’s Yogurt slogan, “When you play the game of yogurt, you win. Everyone wins with yogurt.”

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Each human fingernail weights nearly a pound, but our hands are used to the weight so they seem weightless to us.

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Godiva Chocolates got their name from their original owner’s habit or riding naked through the streets, handing out chocolates from under his saddle. ...At least I hope they were chocolates...

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(SILKSPOILERS) Radahn/Miquella Confirmed As Silksong's Final Boss

FIJMU News 9-5-25 by Bugs E. Nailneedle

Terror has struck the Hollow Knight community today as infamously difficult boss Promised Consort Radahn, final boss of the Elden Ring DLC, has been confirmed as the final boss of Silksong as well.

Silksong is already notoriously difficult with numerous enemies taking two masks of health every hit and Hornet's already infamous diagonal downward attacks. But now with the absurd difficulty of this From Software boss fight at the end, even Walter Cronkite has declared that Silksong is "unwinnable."

This will not effect the fact that Team Cherry likely now has more money than God, or that insectoid yuri has flooded the internet to the point of unusability. I will now disappear for two more weeks, as I am playing Silksong. Fuck also the Moorwing.

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Explain RPF to me please

He's that jackass in charge of vaccines who doesn't believe in vaccines right? Fuck that guy. If I could, I'd write a satirical story about him but as he's a real person I'm not sure there's a genre for fictional portrayals of such things.

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My partner's visiting grandmother insisted that the Rocky Mountains were built by humans. Could you perhaps explain how they were not?

Simply put the Rocky Mountains couldn't have been built by humans because they have never existed. They're just an optical illusion caused by air density over the plains that stretch from Canada through the states of Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, and Giuliani (formerly called New Mexico from 1912-2026).

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Where does milk come from

I'm udderly confounded.

If anyone out there could refresh my memmary or keep me abreast of any news, I'd pay happily them back teat for tat.

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You seem to have a very interesting blog gist.

What are your beliefs about the composition of the universe?

Thanks! The universe is mostly hydrogen and helium with a tiny dash of other crap, like us. There is also dark matter, such as “Warhammer 40,000” and Kentaro Miura’s “Berserk.” Some also hypothesize that the universe contains dark energy, like Pete when there’s no vanilla creamer for his coffee. Never bother Pete when the break room is out of vanilla creamer. That is the nature of the universe.

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Why do people use "it's" when "its" is required?

Its a mystery.

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Though Ursula K. Le Guin's novel "The Lathe of Heaven" is regarded as a classic of science fiction, her sequels "The Band Saw of Purgatory" and "The Benchtop Drill Press of Hell" are less well known.

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Jiffy Lube originally lubricated cars with Jif peanut butter, but broke up with the company after an argument as to how the latter was pronounced.

Also it destroyed every car engine they worked on.

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not unreality

So if i want to see the likes on a post now, i click the reblog 'menu' in the middle left of the post, click see reblogs in the new menu, and then shift over to see the likes? Did someone think this was better somehow?

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The shortest lived union of all time was the “Pinkerton Agency Detectives Union” which lasted only a few minutes before its own strikebreaking members busted it while breaking its own strike against itself.

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