#it’s never gonna happen
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i will post a video of myself doing the ra ra rasputin just dance
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Nic was seen with Jake in his hometown
I’ve seen the rumors.
No pics. Just talk.
Provide me proof and I’ll still tell you the same thing I’ve been saying.
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The evolution of the "two mates" theory into a true mating bond and an offspring mating bond perpetuates a misogynistic line of thinking.
It reduces Elain and Lucien's bond to the idea that Elain is merely meant to carry Lucien's child for some future greatness, implying that their bond will be rejected because Lucien wouldn't want to burden Elain with that responsibility, despite Elain feeling a pull towards him.
This reductionist view ignores the Suriel's statement that mates are meant to be equals and instead focuses solely on Rhys's theory about producing strong offspring, which has been disproven by various examples such as Feyre and Nesta's inability to carry their mates' children and Thesan's desire for a mating bond with his same-sex partner.
The logical conclusion is that the mating bond serves a broader purpose beyond offspring production.
However, some insist on concluding that there are two kinds of mating bonds. Examining other examples from SJM, every mating bond in the CC series contributed to the downfall of the Asteri. From Theia and Aidas bringing Hel's forces during the rebellion, to Silene and her NC High Lord keeping the legend alive through storytelling that allowed Bryce to find the truth, to Baxian and Danika motivating the search for other worlds, to Bryce and Hunt and Ruhn and Lidia who ultimately killed the Asteri.
Furthermore, in Crescent City, there would have been more mates, yet Aidas emphasized the necessity of Bryce and Hunt being together to stop the Asteri. Despite this, it took the intervention of a higher being to make them mates, highlighting that even in such a complex scenario, fate played a decisive role.
The Asteri's manipulation to force a mating bond was limited to angels, as it served the purpose of producing more angels.
Yet, proponents of the "offspring mating bond" theory continue to insist that Elain and Lucien's bond exists solely for procreation, despite the deeper implications and fate-driven changes evident in other examples.
#elucien#acotar mates#acotar mating bonds#crescent city#crescent city 3#stop making two bonds happen#it’s never gonna happen#this is extremely fucking misogynistic#and a theory that came from a group of shippers who insists that pointing out a female’s uterus has nothing to do with mating bonds#to come up with this shitty af theory that the only reason why Elain is mated to Lucien#antie/riel#antielriel
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It really makes me wonder what version of acotar/fanfiction/weird propaganda people read to come to the conclusions they have.
“Reading the bonus chapter made me realize gwynriel were endgame”.
Really? The Azriel BC?! Was it the part when Azriel couldn’t wait to get on his knees and shove his face in Elain’s coochie that did it? Or the part where “he wouldn’t call gwyn a friend”?
Bbbbbb but the shadows!!! Whipped a gift box out of nowhere and made sure Elain was safe and sound in her bed again. What else ya got.
Babes, we were in his head. We saw his desire for a particular Archeron sister. We felt the longing. On both their parts. We read with our own eyeballs his hurt and anguish over a bond he described as smelling and feeling abhorrent to him because the girl he likes/loves is bound to another.
It’s getting sad.
#some takes out there are…something#and stop trying to make lulus story happen#it’s never gonna happen#unless sad boy get interesting again#pro elriel
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Virgil is a dukeceit shipper and I’m choosing to believe that that’s canon /j
#sanders sides#virgil sanders#dukeceit#I will never call it demus#it’s never gonna happen#virgil just wanted to write a scary story and he ended up writing a dukeceit fanfic#I’m binging a few patreon streams#go subscribe to thomas’ patreon /nf#it’s a fun time
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I think at some base level my molecules instinctively recognized yours, as you stood across from me at the noisy karaoke bar, cigarette hanging off your lips. The lights flashed purple, blue and green. Super novas bursting across your features, that smile, the one that makes me forget to breathe already touching the ends of your mouth. The world around us has stopped it’s progress forward to let us mingle once more as old friends. Atoms bouncing from one another in Recognition. Touched as celestial dust once and now as earth bound flesh. I think I knew then that the stars had whispered your name to me every night since the very moment I’d learned I could listen. Here lay the proof… when I reached towards you, hands like kids gloves reaching shoulders in embrace. I saw eternity.
#love#35mm#photography#35mm film#romantic academia#if youre reading this#dark academia#excerpt from a book i'll never write#nothing lasts forever#poem#lovely#this isn’t anything#something#write me into nothing#i’ll delete this later#if you couldn't tell#i’d let him ruin me#time isn’t real#writing#writing on the wall#longing for you#it’s never gonna happen#nothingness#what is there but this#notes on eternity#to your eternity#to us#things i wish i could tell you#wishful thinking
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Every time I come across a post calling Jason Roy’s Robin, I die a little lot inside. Same could be said for calling Jason Tim’s Robin…
#i may be extremely new to comics#but even i know those statements are wrong#stop trying to make jason todd be dick grayson#it’s never gonna happen#let jason be his own person#stop stealing everything from his older brother#(even if that’s peak sibling behavior but ykwim)#jason todd#roy harper#tim drake#anti jayroy#<- just in case#dick grayson#<- kinda applies#dc#skys post
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Me checking Tumblr everyday to see if the username I want is free yet.
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I wish we could help more as well, but I promise, it will be ok. You will be happy. Promise
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#cb answering stuff#honestly… i doubt it#it’s never gonna happen#it’s never supposed to happen#(me being a girl)#and every time I bring it up it just makes people mad at me#because no one can help
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when will you admit that childe isn’t dead and, as a matter of fact, he lives and thrives in your heart and brain and soul and bed and between your thighs
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aw myrcella and aegon have matching missing ears right now 💕
#ooc.#that prosthetic work was sooooo fucking good WOW#i’m such a sucker for those kinds of effects god#hotd spoilers#i need to stop shipping myrcella and aegon it’s not gonna happen august#it’s never gonna happen
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how about wowyn and karina👀 like yn with her annoyingly handsome energy and karina with the ai like beauty
guys we have TALKED ABOUT THIS karina would never do that minjeong
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I’m kind of with you Kiden…
#NYX#x men#new xmen#marvel#new x men#academy x#new x men academy x#bring back the new x men#x 23#x23#laura kinney#Kiden Nixon#stop trying to make Kamala as a mutant happen…#It’s never gonna happen
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The FNAF crying child if he wasn’t fucking around
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#fredbear#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#evan afton#david afton#fnaf 4#queen never cry#seasons greasons everyone#we’re starting the holidays off strong#LISTEN I wasn’t sure if I was gonna do this bit#but after getting this comic in my minds eye I knew it had to be#fnaf 4 could of been avoided if this just happened#my man will never gotten bitten#Michael and the other bullies would of been too stunlocked to apporch him#the strong aura
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#wyll#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#minsc#jaheira#durge#oc: noon#anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case#spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3#tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL#i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy#also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh
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