#it’s never gonna happen

[theronanlynchshow]

if this gets 10,000 notes

i will post a video of myself doing the ra ra rasputin just dance

[starsreminisce]

The evolution of the "two mates" theory into a true mating bond and an offspring mating bond perpetuates a misogynistic line of thinking.

It reduces Elain and Lucien's bond to the idea that Elain is merely meant to carry Lucien's child for some future greatness, implying that their bond will be rejected because Lucien wouldn't want to burden Elain with that responsibility, despite Elain feeling a pull towards him.

This reductionist view ignores the Suriel's statement that mates are meant to be equals and instead focuses solely on Rhys's theory about producing strong offspring, which has been disproven by various examples such as Feyre and Nesta's inability to carry their mates' children and Thesan's desire for a mating bond with his same-sex partner.

The logical conclusion is that the mating bond serves a broader purpose beyond offspring production.

However, some insist on concluding that there are two kinds of mating bonds. Examining other examples from SJM, every mating bond in the CC series contributed to the downfall of the Asteri. From Theia and Aidas bringing Hel's forces during the rebellion, to Silene and her NC High Lord keeping the legend alive through storytelling that allowed Bryce to find the truth, to Baxian and Danika motivating the search for other worlds, to Bryce and Hunt and Ruhn and Lidia who ultimately killed the Asteri.

Furthermore, in Crescent City, there would have been more mates, yet Aidas emphasized the necessity of Bryce and Hunt being together to stop the Asteri. Despite this, it took the intervention of a higher being to make them mates, highlighting that even in such a complex scenario, fate played a decisive role.

The Asteri's manipulation to force a mating bond was limited to angels, as it served the purpose of producing more angels.

Yet, proponents of the "offspring mating bond" theory continue to insist that Elain and Lucien's bond exists solely for procreation, despite the deeper implications and fate-driven changes evident in other examples.

[impossiblescissorspeachpaper]

It really makes me wonder what version of acotar/fanfiction/weird propaganda people read to come to the conclusions they have.

“Reading the bonus chapter made me realize gwynriel were endgame”.

Really? The Azriel BC?! Was it the part when Azriel couldn’t wait to get on his knees and shove his face in Elain’s coochie that did it? Or the part where “he wouldn’t call gwyn a friend”?

Bbbbbb but the shadows!!! Whipped a gift box out of nowhere and made sure Elain was safe and sound in her bed again. What else ya got.

Babes, we were in his head. We saw his desire for a particular Archeron sister. We felt the longing. On both their parts. We read with our own eyeballs his hurt and anguish over a bond he described as smelling and feeling abhorrent to him because the girl he likes/loves is bound to another.

It’s getting sad.

[halfhissandwich]

Virgil is a dukeceit shipper and I’m choosing to believe that that’s canon /j

[harukokittie]

I think at some base level my molecules instinctively recognized yours, as you stood across from me at the noisy karaoke bar, cigarette hanging off your lips. The lights flashed purple, blue and green. Super novas bursting across your features, that smile, the one that makes me forget to breathe already touching the ends of your mouth. The world around us has stopped it’s progress forward to let us mingle once more as old friends. Atoms bouncing from one another in Recognition. Touched as celestial dust once and now as earth bound flesh. I think I knew then that the stars had whispered your name to me every night since the very moment I’d learned I could listen. Here lay the proof… when I reached towards you, hands like kids gloves reaching shoulders in embrace. I saw eternity.

[notyournightsky]

Every time I come across a post calling Jason Roy’s Robin, I die a little lot inside. Same could be said for calling Jason Tim’s Robin…

[dreamwatch]

Me checking Tumblr everyday to see if the username I want is free yet.

[zorosdimples]

when will you admit that childe isn’t dead and, as a matter of fact, he lives and thrives in your heart and brain and soul and bed and between your thighs

[mvrcellas]

aw myrcella and aegon have matching missing ears right now 💕

[mailmiocuoredipietratremaancora]

A girl can dream

[jihyoruri]

how about wowyn and karina👀 like yn with her annoyingly handsome energy and karina with the ai like beauty

guys we have TALKED ABOUT THIS karina would never do that minjeong

[ketchuplover97]

Drill it into my head

[newx-menfan]

…

I’m kind of with you Kiden…

[d3v0ur3r0fg0d5]

Commit blatant blasphemy by organizing an orgy in a church

[ckret2]

Not "Bill's in denial about his feelings for Ford" nor "Ford's oblivious about Bill's feelings" but a secret third thing (they're both oblivious)

[chloesimaginationthings]

"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie