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[belladonazeppole]

Asmodeus & Rasputin

Asmodeus: I wonder what my darling is up to? Hmm? What is he doing?

Rasputin, reading the bible: ...

Asmodeus: I'm gonna surprise him! *covers his eyes* Guess who?

Rasputin: Oh fuck, who can it be? Judging by how there's no ring in that finger it must be Nostradamus!

Asmodeus: You keep joking around and I'm going to break your neck!

Rasputin: Of course, I'm joking!

Asmodeus: Okay then, it's time for you to guess~

Rasputin: ...

Asmodeus, getting angry: Are you sleeping?

Rasputin: Whoops! I dozed off for a sec I've been so tired lately~

Asmodeus: Answer the question~

Rasputin: What was the question?

Asmodeus: Quit joking around, guess who I am.

Rasputin: What do you mean guess who you are. You're my beloved!

Asmodeus: Look at this bitch beign a smartass.

Rasputin: Babe, please take your hands off now. You're gonna pluck my eyeballs out.

Asmodeus: Babe who?

Rasputin: You're being silly. Who else would my baby be?

Asmodeus: Shut up and say my name!

Rasputin: Let me have a call-

Asmodeus: There's no such thing.

Rasputin: Do you actually think I don't know?

Asmodeus: Quit playing games, bitch.

Rasputin: Are you doubting me right now?

Asmodeus: Is saying my name so hard?

Rasputin: Your name is not the issue. This is a issue of trust!

Asmodeus: Fine, let's see how far this goes I bet my left thumb that you don't know my name. What are you betting?

Rasputin: ... You sure you wanna take it this far?

Asmodeus: You scared?

Rasputin: I'm not the one who's scared, you are!

Asmodeus, demonic voice: Hahaha! Look at this sly son of a bitch.

Rasputin: I'm giving you one last chance! Take your hands off, now.

Asmodeus: I give the last chance, not you~

Rasputin: There's no going back from this. Are you saying that doesn't matter?

Asmodeus: Damn straight, that's exactly what I wanted, one of us is gonna bite the dust today.

Rasputin: We say the name of the place we has our first kiss on 3.

Asmodeus: Hahaha! Is that all you got, son? You adorable little shit.

Rasputin: Go die if you're scared.

Asmodeus: Shut your mouth and let's beign.

Rasputin: One.

Asmodeus: Two.

Rasputin: ...

Asmodeus, mockingly: Are you praying?

Rasputin, he was: .... Before you kill me let me say my final word.

Asmodeus: Go.

Rasputin: Your hands have gotten really rough Loki.

Asmodeus, a single tear comes out: Wrong answer, motherfucker *breaks his neck*

[dragologist]

Which of the remaining fighters will walk into the battlefield like this:

My bets are on Loki or Nostradamus💀