#source: scream queens

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I just had a thought.

Pietro: Your parents would be so proud.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Tamlin: You’re a horrible person! 

Rhysand: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

[harringroveera]

We just know the Munson-Creel house is already putting up Halloween decorations now

[justheretopetyourdog]

Hermione: You're a horrible person.

Draco: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

I started acting like I didn’t care. But then I realized I wasn’t pretending and I actually didn’t care.

-Nostradamus

[daddiesdrarryy]

Theodore: Potter is found swimming at the Black Lake and Draco is coming down to the Dungeon now. He’s going to talk about that for the whole week. What do we do?

Pansy: Great question, Theo. The choice is obvious. Kill the annoying twink

Blaise: Agreed

[she-is-miller]

Amber: What I'm supposed to do? Apologise?

Jerome: That's exactly what I want you to do!

Amber: Over my rich hot dead body.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Raphael: You’re an awful person!

Buffy: Maybe. But, I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

[angelofthenight]

Vance, over the phone: See, despite what you heard, Hell sucks, it's not fun.

Vance: Yes, there are water slides, but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs.

Finney: There's no dinosaurs?

Vance: No. As soon as I got there, I was like: "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like: "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Mary: What I'm supposed to do? Apologise?

Jonathan: That's exactly what I want you to do!

Mary: Over my rich hot dead body.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade, over the phone: See, despite what you heard, Hell sucks, it’s not fun.

Wade: Yes, there are water slides, but they’re lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs.

Peter: There’s no dinosaurs?

Wade: No. As soon as I got there, I was like, “Where are the dinosaurs?” And they were like, “We know. Jesus broke in and stole them.”

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: You’re an awful person

Greta: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter

[verysadlesbian]

(At Orin's funeral)

Durge: Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today because a backstabbing little bitch got exactly what was coming for her.

[mask-of-anubis]

hoa x scream queens

[barclaysangel]

Andy: I just had a thought.

Kyle: Your mom would be so proud.

[hawkinsincorrect]

El: You're a horrible person.

Henry: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.