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[simplyjustagirlsblog]

i love laura palmer

[linktoo-doodles]

i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

[frownyalfred]

Imagine having a hopeless crush on Batman and telling yourself it isn’t real and it’s just the mask you’re attracted to and the whole illusion will be ruined if he takes it off.

Clark, to himself during a JL meeting: maybe he’s ugly under the cowl and you just have a weird mask fetish

Clark .2 seconds after seeing Bruce take off the cowl one day after a battle: oh my god it’s so much worse

[willbethehero]

Can already see it, loop 500 or something further along into this AU, all the Sifs are gathered by the tree, next to Loop, all of them are just dead tires and have no more "spark" in them.

Then OG Sif realizes that Loop knew the truth that there was no way out and now all they can do is rot.

Worsen the fact that, Reserch Sif knew how to end it, but because OG Sif's family isn't there any more, the wish CAN'T be broken. He can't even aruge as OG tears into him.

Housemaiden is just grasping onto Loop, desprate for this nightmare to be over. Loop can't bare to look at him or anyone else.

Cook is having another episode after getting popped like a grape by the King. Fighter can't even comfort him because he laughing mad at the idea of another Sif just as easily replacing him back home.

Then all the Sifs just start crying in varying levels of intensity. All of them want to go back home. To their families.

Cook is the worst, followed by Fighter. Housemaiden is next. Resercher only has a few drops. But OG?

He's not crying.

He just snaps and opts to head into the House, again, in a death march. Everyone else is too out of it to stop him except Loop, who instead just has GUILT.

And unlike afterwards, if/when Sif snaps and becomes the Lost One...

Nobody would be able to stop him.

No cap, Full Siffrin Party. Og Sif in the middle of timeloops wakes up and finds the roleswaps of himself where his party was and becones more and more deranged as everyone looks like him (and then turns oit to actually BE him).

And then Loop is like: "Stardust.... what the F***?" And then gets unknowningly hit on by Fighter Sif while also learning he and Isa are already bonded while Resercher Sif anyalizes them like some Cryptid. Meanwhile, Sif is currently having another breakdown and is comforted by Cook Sif while Housemaiden Sif is already fast asleep and already over the shock.

Also, every other Sif calls Housemaiden Sif the worst housemaiden in history.

OG Sif waking up in the middle of their loops to find their whole team got switched with weird versions of themself sounds like the start of a comedy skit and I am HERE for that energy! with the added bonus of confusing them so much it almost snaps them out of their timeloop funk GRIEF Loop is gonna have a stroke and a half- one stardust is bad enough! FIVE OF THEM AT ONCE is a recipe for disaster and shenanigans. Loop is going to find new depths to their loathing and also discover new things about themself. in more ways than one. It'd be a complete and utter trainwreck but boy howdy we want to watch the crash in slow motion and maybe blow up the bridge to make the firework show better

[meanbossart]

[inthedarktrees]

Sheryl Lee | Twin Peaks

[ifyoucandaniel]

ummm so have y’all seen that GQ photo shoot…?

this is sort of a joke for @bluelotuswrites fic The Hellblazer’s Apprentice on a fun way for bruce to find out jason is in fact alive and well. it’s also just an excuse to draw all blades jason shirtless bc i’m a hoe 😔

edit: now with fic!!! please go check out blues fun fic about model jason!

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

[stnexus]

why is everyone afraid of writing drunk and nasty nanami content (100% consensual and communicated previously between himself and reader)? it’s literally confirmed that he drinks quite often. where is the wasted on brown liquor DISGUSTING nanami fics? like him sitting at home, manspreading and drunk? watching your every move? work attire still on, sleeves rolled up, tie loose, HAND ON BELT. WHERE ARE THE WRITERS? GET YOUR LAPTOPS.

[radiance1]

When Danny was told Vlad was coming over, he didn't care, much. After all, being told that he's lost all romantic interest in his mother, is trying to keep thoughts of murdering his father to just thoughts, and genuinely trying to be better than he was before.

Danny decided to give him at least a portion of leeway. You know, to see if he's holding up to his word.

But this, this is not it.

He dragged Vlad out of the room, shooting out an excuse that he just needed Vlad's help with something and just wanted to talk for a bit. Then brought him down to his level-via pulling on his collar- with a scowl.

"You trade my mother for that thing!?"

The thing in question, was some British guy by the name of John Constantine. Who smelled like smoke, alcohol and genuinely seemed to be questioning how exactly he ended up in this situation.

Vlad, to Danny's displeasure and increasing horror.

Is smitten.

Why did it seem that when Vlad turned good his intelligence just seemed to take a nosedive. Enough so that he settled for that and he is happy he isn't going after his mom but, like.

C'mon dude.

You can do better.

[clarisimart]

Stanley, the interdimentional portal he built in his basement was the reason the apocalypse almost came to pass, how are you suprised?

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Huh, you know, Miquella divesting Trina reminds me of this discussion when the base game came out that Radagon was trying to undermine Marika & take over completely (his portraits & statues depict him in heroic and in control pose, while Marika was crucified with eyes downcast).

Now with the DLC proving that it’s Marika who is the emotions, the part that is heavy with love and rage and sorrow, I wonder if she knew had Radagon succeeded, the current rotten Order would persist, so better to drag him to death with her too, right now. Shatter it all.

Her smashing the Elden ring turns out to be motivated by so many legit reasons, after all. The realization that she had become just like the oppressors who stuff her people into jars, the death of Godwyn, her separation from Messmer, Death was back, Radagon was trying to cast her away to maintain the current status quo… wow.

also this explains why the base game goes out of its way to show that Miquella was once close to Radagon… (those Rings of Light spells) not Marika … 💀💀💀💀 all the signs are there…

[imasexypotato]

Cregan: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Jace (to baby Rickon): Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Rickon: Because I have little hands

Jace: ....*melting inside*

Jace: Because he has little hands

Cregan: .....I see

[f1archives]

Franco Colapinto taking a selfie with a goat during a bike ride - 09/11/24

[noramsblog]

Found family trope anyone?

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.