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[beemovieerotica]

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[marinememes]

Snipe eel is the perfect name for that thing

[jun-hug]

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

[niwolah]

Look a this! Look at my boy!

So photogenic.

[thoughtkick]

Please stop destroying what is left of your heart by constantly thinking about things that have broken you.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: We do this the old-fashioned way

Jason: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*

Dick: How did you make that so fast?!

[passionpeachy]

moon snail 🌕

[89cats]

(by analog.ie)

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