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📷 macdiddylicious

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📷 macdiddylicious

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one for the fridge :’)

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petey next time he’s at practice and sees quinn:

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Chapter 8 - Statistical Outliers - is up now! A day early!! Taking a well-earned off day tomorrow now. Two sweet surprises in the chapter as well.

Just over 4k words done for chapter 8 of Lightning In A Bottle. Like I said in my last update, this should be the official halfway point of the story if my maths holds up. Should be a target of 6.5/7k, and a release day roughly set for Sunday or Monday.

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we don’t talk about fil’s knightism enough

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DPETEY FIRST GOAAAALLLLLL

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you love to see it

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from pens ig - 5/3/25

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16 entire teams are making the playoffs. that’s half the league!! but these are things that only canucks fans will be able to say they experienced this season:

learned what a popliteus is, because our goalie had the first ever torn popliteus by an nhl player. our goalie! the first ever! sports doctors will be writing medical papers about thatcher demko in the near future, not “connor hellebuyck” or “andrei vasilevskiy”

watched 2 guys with the exact same name play for our team at the exact same time

watched 3 guys w the exact same last name play for our team at the exact same time

had quinn hughes on our side of the game

a little side soap opera between two star players that every other fanbase was forced to hear about for months. did it suck? yeah!! but think of the drama value that we can say we caused 🤌 we were the main characters for half the season, sorry not sorry

had a goalie break the record for longest-road winning streak for a goalie to start the season

had a player who not only broke the hits record, but is like 150 hits ahead of the rest of the league

gave up a 3-goal lead with less than 5 minutes remaining, for the franchise record — that’s history, baby!

had two latvians playing

so idk sure your team may have “clinched a playoff spot” or whatever but it didn’t do any of this stuff so really, who had the less lame season?

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A social gathering of dudes who all have serious Main Character Syndrome, but all are wildly different genres. One of them is the "people don't like me because I'm too smart" Misunderstood Genius who isn't actually particularly smart, just mean. Another one thinks he's wisecracking and clever by just talking like a character in a Marvel movie. Third one thinks he's subtly pulling off a mysterious Film Noir vibe by wearing a fedora and spending most of his time internally narrating, and silently staring at people. The fourth one is a deeply dramatic purple prose self-fashioned Byronic Hero who is unaware that he would be a mildly annoying minor antagonist in a Jane Austen novel at best. The fifth one has gotten his entire personality from shounen anime.

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