#zee's bits

[zittybitty]

So I got my hair done teehee,,,

But seriously braids are great

[biboomerangboi]

Never would have happened because they were both like deeply deeply traumatised but I think the funniest thing that could have happened is if Wu Ming just panicked every time Xie Lian looked at him like proper girl with a crush, falling over bins, horny on main, word vomit I think it would have cured Xie Lian of his mental illness and given him like 8 new ones.

[clericofshadows]

REGIS SHEPARD - 29/??? MASS EFFECT 2 - DOSSIER: THE JUSTICAR ZAEED MASSANI'S ARMORY AND MIRANDA LAWSON'S ARMORY MODS

[xysidhequeen]

Do you think Jason accidentally called Jazz “Mom” during his time in Infinite Realms?

Oh lawd yes. He definitely did, and then he played it off so badly. Jazz thought it was cute but now Jason is contractually required to keep calling her mom sarcastically to make up for the one time he did it on purpose a year and a half ago.

[mikatoonist]

shh, they are sleeping… 🤫

another edit/drawing of zee/jabari (my total drama oc)!

sodaskate nation, rise up 💪

[witawwy-ponyboy-curtis]

I'M MISSING FUCKIGB 7 ASSIGNMENTS BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DRAW DARYL TOFA WHAT THE FUCK

[pharawee]

ข้ามฟ้าเคียงเธอ ☽ THE NEXT PRINCE ☾ 2023

[lunarmoves]

I think Sun and Moon especially would be fascinated by the squish of humans just saying…

zee beloved u are so right always. like yeah they're used to taking care of kids n stuff and being grabbed at by them for uppies n the like, but its not the same with an adult reader!!!!!! ITS NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the softness of ur skin vs the hardness of their entire body!!!!!! they would be pinching and poking and squeezing and testing like crazy!!

[spectator-zee]

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?"

Hey Saph, reign in your boy, he's trying to encourage Sueño to go punt his Magnifico to the Sun.

Starboys in order -

Sueño belongs to @oh-shtars

Cielo belongs to @signed-sapphire

Aster belongs to @annymation

Star belongs to @rascalentertainments

[ifangirlalot]

Why is grief so weird? Why does it come and go as it pleases like a tidal wave? I thought I was mostly okay, but then I sent a message to my memaw's old number just to tell her I missed her and to tell her I'd do anything just to have a cup of coffee with her again. Then someone wrote back "hi, sorry who is this?" and I just crumbled in a heap of grief on the kitchen floor. I love you memaw, but damn you chose one hell of a time to go.

[zittybitty]

Got new lingerie!

Finally a thong that can handle my bulge >:3

[biboomerangboi]

Thank all the gods of solace that Fig and Gorgug were like 15/16 when they went on tour because if they had have been any older Fig would have somehow convinced Gorgug to get married in Vegas for the bit and then they’d have to do the worlds most hastily secret divorce when Fig met Ayda.

[aashiqeddiediaz]

thinking about how buck ripped eddie's shirt open in 4x14, and thinking about how functionally (clinically) unnecessary that was because all he needed to do was put pressure on the wound right. that was the main point, he just needed to staunch the bleeding long enough to get eddie to the hospital alive.

but there's something about buck literally tearing the last barrier between him and eddie's bare skin, about him reaching for the proof that eddie's still alive under his hands, and there's something about him purposely staining his hands with eddie's blood to keep him alive, and of him making sure he's the one to do it. and there's something about seeing the raw gunshot wound, and feeling the edges of it under his palm even with gauze between them.

and then there's something about buck's other hand not even being able to touch eddie's face, even though it's completely poised as if he's about to cup the side of eddie's head. a little like feeling he doesn't deserve to touch eddie gently while he's causing him pain by pressing the wound, idk.

now an argument could be made that maybe he was trying to prevent the shirt from getting stuck in the wound, or he was using something sterile to put pressure, but this is tv, and immediately after eddie's taken into surgery, we see someone else that's been shot, putting pressure over her wound by herself, through the shirt.

anyway just thoughts about buck tearing eddie's shirt open, reaching for eddie's vitality and staining himself with it ◡̈

[orange-s-mario]

Happy father's day

[gunsatthaphan]

“for better or for worse.”

[meowriddler]

Baker reader x Edward headcanons

A/n: here is some random headcanons I wrote.

Warning: I didn’t proofread this 👍😃 and it’s my first time writing headcanons ( I have no idea what I’m doing)

-Imagine you’re working in a bakery. It's pretty lonely. There weren't many customers throughout the day, which made you a bit sad.

- And bored terribly bored

- Normally, every day would be filled with people, but ever since that robbery that happened a few blocks from where you are, no one wants to be close to this place.

- It's been about a week now without customers coming in, and that isn't really good for the business but is worse for your boredom.

-But one day a new customer walked in. He was dressed in a slightly too big on him windbreaker, which made him appear smaller than he actually is.

-It was Also in the middle of summer, so what the hell-

- He had brown flattened hair, and he wore glasses.

-He was cute, but in a dorky kind of way.

-You still welcomed him in with a bright smile, and you were excited to finally have a customer.

-“Welcome in! How can I help you?"

-Edward was not ready for such a heartwarming welcome. He isn't sure how to react.

-He just wanted something sweet from your bakery, but after seeing you react so brightly to his presence, he isn't sure what to pick.

-Is there any "you" option?' He thought that to himself ( of course not having the balls to actually say that out loud lmaoo)

-He could barely stutter out his order without looking like a complete idiot.

-But that was ok; you still gave him a warm smile and took his order, which might’ve made his heart beat a bit quicker than usual, but you will never know that.

-After that incident, he couldn’t stop coming back for the sweets ( you)

-Our boy here becomes infatuated by u ( good luck on trying to get rid of him now! )

-He soon became your favorite customer. He was always quiet and polite, and his voice was as tame as his looks, never wanting to draw too much attention to himself.

-The way his face lights up every time you ask him to tell you one of his riddles or really talk to him about any of his interests ( which involved puzzles and riddles)

-Yeah, you totally aren’t falling for him or anything, right?

-You insisted on giving him baked goods for free, but he can't accept that; that isn't fair.

-But with your insistance (basically forcing him to accept it), he eventually took them.

-He even lets you test out new recipes on him (even the bad ones, but he won’t tell you that). He would always compliment your baking skills, always letting you know how ur pastries were the best thing he ever had in his life (which was true) with rosy cheeks and that cute little smile of his that you adore.

-Eventually he asks you out because he couldn’t take it anymore, even if there was a chance of you rejecting him (which would literally destroy him).

-He was shaking like a leaf while sweating buckets because, god, look at you, with that glint in your eyes staring back at his, seeming to be quite apprehensive while he tries to form actual words.

"Hey, I w-was wondering if you, um, would you know? Um, how can I say this?" he mumbles to himself (he practiced this like a million times in front of his bathroom mirror). He glances back at you while, of course, you offer him your kind smile, waiting for him to continue being so patient (god, he wanted you so badly).

He takes a deep breath and finally spits the words out that have been clinging to the back of his throat since the first time he met you.

"I-I wanted to know if you would like to go out with me if you wanted too! I-I'm not trying to force you or anything; you can always say no."

"Edward!" you call out to him. "I already said yes!" you exclaimed while giggling at his awkward confession.

(He wishes he could record your laugh just so he could play it on repeat.)

Anyway, back to more important matters:

He looks at you through his glasses as they slip down the bridge of his nose, trying to process what you just said.

Wait, you actually said yes.

Edward felt like dropping down on his knees. Maybe God is actually real!

But wait, he didn’t really plan that far.

You can tell he started to panic over the date, so you suggested a movie over at his apartment. Maybe you can even make him a treat.

He wanted to impress you by making your favorite cake, which shouldn’t be hard for him.

That was a lie. It was horrible. The cake looked like it was about to collapse on itself; it also looked half baked, maybe even raw, and he’s literally covered from head to toe in flour.

He felt like crying at this point. If you were coming in any minute, maybe he could try making another one.

He heard a knock at his door. It’s too late now; you're already here. 💀

He walks to his door with his head hanging low in shame. He opens the door to reveal

Standing there, looking more radiant than ever and also so very pretty (could he say that out loud?)

"Hey Eddie I brought you your favorite pumpkin. Wait, why are you covered in flour?" Now looking more confused, instead of answering you, he might as well show you.

He stands aside for you to come in, and what a surprise it was.

It looked like a cake (a deformed one), but still a cake!

He stands there awkwardly waiting for your response, which made him nervous as hell; he couldn’t read your face.

What if you don’t like him anymore? Do you even like him? Oh my god, what if you hate him so much now because of this? God, he was such a dumbass to have thought someone would actually like him. -

“I love it!"

“Wait, what was that?”

“I said I loved it." Now, looking back at Eddie, smiling so hard, your cheeks are starting to hurt. No guy has ever tried making you something so sweet, even if it looked raw. But It was still sweet.

You went up to him, wrapping your arms around his waist (he’s tall, ok?) absolutely smothering him with affection, not caring about the flour he was covered in.

Edward lets out a gasp, not expecting this reaction at all, especially having you this close (he can almost smell that fruity scented shampoo you always use; it adds to your already aching sweetness). He hesitates before wrapping his warm arms around you, completely engulfing you in his embrace.

He wishes to stay like this forever just standing here, feeling you around him.

Nothing good lasts forever, though. As you sadly pull away, your scent still lingers where your body was pressed up against his (giving him not-so-family-friendly thoughts).

As you look up at Eddie, you find him giving you a goofy smile while his cheeks are tinted red (god, you really are in love with this nerd).

You break the comforting silence first: "How about you go change while I get everything ready, ok?"

It takes him a few minutes to snap back (honestly, he’s really touch starved) just by a hug, you got him all spaced out on cloud nine.

He comes back fresh and clean ( also after giving himself a prep talk).

You guys end up chilling on the couch, sharing the best pumpkin pie ever (in Edward’s words, not urs), while watching a cheesy rom-com movie.

Thank u for reading and I hope u enjoyed this don’t forget to drink water

If u guys enjoyed this concept I might do a full fic 👹 but who knows lol