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People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect super smash bros#Elden Ring#Soulsborne#Shadow Soulsborne Ring#all this x did nothing wrong crap#or my demigod is less evil than your demigod is stupid#you can't handle the incest and murder? grow the fuck up#the atrocities are part of them and I decided they're funny#Ranni#Miquella#Malenia#Radahn#Rykard#Morgott#Mohg#Messmer#Godwyn#Godrick
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another one that I'm not super happy with, but continuing to mess with it isn't going to help! so here he is! 🦇 there was a lot I was trying to get across in this one, so uhhhhh hopefully it reads.
we're almost out of unique magics now...just Ace (and maybe Grim?) left!
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#unique magic posters#drawing lilia slightly more on-model than i usually do feels so wrong#i just want to draw the tallest spikes#lilia: (writing down his height) 5'6“...5'2” in a hat#(actually i'm pretty sure he would just write 'fun-size' but i digress)#anyway lilia. hey lilia. your magic is not cradle-specific so WHY is it called that#did it come in like 'so in like 500-ish years we're going to have a significant moment with a cradle. just trust me bro.'#'in the meantime enjoy having the weirdest magic name ever'#probably came in useful for raising kids though#don't put that in your mouth don't you know where it's BEEN#because i do#(long stare off into middle distance) i know where it's been
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Shockwave. PLEASE get sleep omfg
#tumblr pls don't ruin the quality#💔💔💔#i used the wrong canvas size and i had to screenshot it#already half terrible quality but tumblr dont ruin it omg#transformers#tf#soundwave#shockwave#tf soundwave#tf shockwave#wavewave#shocksound#soundshock#soundwave x shockwave#shockwave x soundwave#i was too lazy ro write to i had to use ultrakill text /hj#sketch#soundwave and his too concerning husband ❤️❤️❤️❤️#like MF stop your work rn and recharge with your husband bro he needs you!!!!1!!1#someone needs to tell him that sleep is important fuckin damn it#get sleep rn before your husband decides to knock u out!!!#cough cough anyways#i love them sm btw#i hope you all understand...
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also can't stop thinking about his use of the phrase 'shelf life' like lewis is some commodified product he could sell, put a price on and dispose off when no longer needed like...it is disrespectful if not downright cruel to refer to someone like that let alone your own fucking driver who is still driving your fuck ass tractor showing up and not saying one bad word against you
#idk rubbed me the wrong way#'shelf life' bro that is your fucking athlete who you employed and who is still part of your team#won't even mention the legacy he's leaving behind for you to reap the rewards off still my god#lewis hamilton
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so i've been thinking about this
panel for awhile and, it's not even the first time Batman has threatened to beat Joker up with the precise intention of putting him in a full body cast but not kill him.
You know, that threat actually takes a rather maticulous amount of mental planning and physical control. Gettint someone within 3 inches of death but not kill them takes conscious read on the opponent's body language cues, their physical capacity and their thresholds, their highest pain point before their body gives in, and technically a rather comprehensive intimate knowledge on their internal organs and their medical history. Knowing how to bring someone close to collapse but not straight up flatline is actually a rather intricate controlled process that is subject to each individual's physical state at the moment, especially for the fact that we see Batman getting really really really close to the killing line and very much flirting with it, but never crossing it.
And honestly the presence of that threat —which he keeps telling Joker— is so bizarre and fascinating to me. Pray tell Bruce, how much time have you exactly spent mapping out Joker's body and cataloguing each and every point of it inside and out, enough that would enable you to read his minute physical responses in order to know when to pull a punch and how much?
#just normal dude things. bro things you do for your arch nemesis#everyone knows their bro's point of collapse and teeters them over the edge of death in almost delicate ways#fully assured of their own read on their bro's minute physical impressions and dancing to its tunes#just an average day in the life of a dude being averagely obsessed with his bro#godd what's wrong with them. <3<3<3#it'd be easier for them to fuck but also Bruce would rather die this instant than have anything go easy in his life#and this is from the humiliation+bondage comic too. so like#keeping very much in character Brucie#batman#batman meta#batjokes#batjokes meta
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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀
Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets
#at first I was like#ah yes another crazy helicopter#but then I learned the lore haha#hoo boy#the guy was a criminal and was so good at it#the government had to take his spark out of his body and put it in a freezer so he won't break the law anymore#then Starscream took him out and was like#you and your bros are my minions now#btw I made you unable to recharge on your own so uou are basically my hostages#work for me or starve to death losers#and then also Megatron with his Javascript exercises#Seriously. Megs looked at those criminals who were crazy strong and also crazy smart and decided that enslaving them would be a great idea#He basically reprogrammed Vortex and others. He made him literally unable to disobey his orders#what kind of fucked up thing to do Megsy???#G1 was great ahahahah#silly kids show about war and crimes and slavery#also#I might be wrong here because I haven't watch G1 entirely....but I'm pretty sure Combaticons just fuckin. stay Megatron slaves forever??#Like. The code that Megs put in their heads is never mentioned again? And for the rest of the show they forced to serve the Decepticons???#and everyone just?? Forget about them? I repeat I might be wrong here. It would be great if I'm wrong#also yeah Vortex is a torture freak and totally crazy#I saw a note somewhere that mentioned he likes to transform around other bots and then fly as high as he can and drop them#fucker lol
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There is a red eye in the east.
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Posting this one reallll early cause why not. It is one of my inktobers (just not labeled bc the writing takes away from the vibes). Fun fact: this shit is titled “mawwiage” in my files lol
#had billy loomis saying ‘corn syrup! same stuff they used for pig’s blood in Carrie’ on loop while coloring that finger#sauron#mairon#bro I think about him frequently and often#like yeah babygirl! marrying all the worst parts of yourself can’t go wrong!#google dot com what to do when you are left alone for thousands of years with only the worst pieces of your soul for company#and also gollum for those 500 years he had the ring. crazy that#inktober#inktober day 7#inktober 2024#I like to post a little digital inktober every now and then. as a treat#described in alt text#my art#digital art#eye contact#blood
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logan on that plane when the divorcees started arguing had to have been AT LEAST one of his top 20 worst moments in life if not at least one of the most awkward like imagine not liking flying in the first place and then the plane starts being crumpled like tin foil once the metallokinetic gets frustrated and now we're all nosediving towards the middle of the ocean
#xmen#xmen dofp#xmen days of future past#erik lehnsherr#magneto#wolverine#logan howlett#snap chats#logan gotta act cool bout it all 'so youve always been an asshole' boy i know youre like three seconds away from a heart attack#man said he was the wrong guy for this but frankly if he could sit through all of that and keep going i think he's fine enough really#i wouldve checked out after that but im just not built for that kinda stress !!!#like in THREE MOVIES IM P SURE we've seen this mate be a lil nauseous at the idea of flyin for one reason or another#bro just does not have good luck with planes PLEAASSE#also side note. the stray hank caught during erik's rant i cANT LEAVE HIM ALONE#LIKE FAIR ENOUGH BUT STIIIILLLL LET HIM FLY THE PLANE VLKEJLKAJ#thank you hank for grounding erik so we all didnt have to fish the plane out of the sea
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"why don't you want him to know how much you love him?" "that's a little personal. he knows." "uh-huh."
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#alice molloy#must preface that NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO USE THIS FOR LDPDL HATE PURPOSES#even though louis (well both of them lbr) clearly had communication and commitment issues#armand directed a play that would KILL louis all because he was self conscious that louis didn't love him enough#anyway this is just one interpretation of the 'alice rejected daniel's proposal' convo scene#cause i see soo many people ask 'why did armand say all that' (and have wondered so myself)#even though we cant rule out the possibility that devil's minion happened in the past and that this was armandaniel history tease#armand could be projecting his choice re: louis and the trial onto alice's choice here#similar to how daniel was projecting his feelings about paris onto claudia in this same episode#i just think this would make sense thematically w armand's arc this season#(ie revealing what a deeply insecure and selfish and fucked up lover he is under his guise as a 500 yo devoted and caring husband)#armand 🤝 lestat: i will love you and i will hurt you. if i cant have you then i will break you#[plays under your spell by desire] whats the difference between love and obsession and desire? do you think this feeling could last forever#c.txt#mine#'she didnt think she could trust you' sounds like a YOU problem buddy#and then armand realizes he was wrong too late and bro was SCRAMBLING#the start of something beautiful aka failmarriage!!! :D
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have you ever drawn brograndpa. i think it would be very inch resting in your style ( fantastic art btw )...
Ok I’m sorry, I was going to draw more but nothing spectacular is coming out my hands right now so take this sketch.
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#hs fanart#brograndpa#jake harley#bro strider#To that person on one of my old posts who said#“this is old man yaoi if I try hard enough#here you are. Your quote unquote old man yaoi#Bro Strider isn’t very old but whatever. Almost there#I will draw them again trust#they have been on my mind recently#especially after reading that one fanfic. I think it is called empty nester#(very good)#could be wrong about the name though.#ask
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People don't realise it, but Alfred is actually a lot more soft-hearted and forgiving than his twin. Matthew's more personable, for sure, but he's cutthroat AND he holds grudges.
Baby Alfred chose Arthur because he saw Arthur was sad. He chose to comfort a stranger over FOOD, which we know Alfred loves. He barely hesitated.
I like to think Matthew watched Francis be sad about losing to Arthur for two weeks before finally deciding, well, his food DOES look good...
When someone wrongs Alfred he's pretty okay with either ignoring it or forgiving it; Matthew is taking notes and treating it like it's a personal insult and he is NOT letting it go. (When Japan attacked Pearl Harbour, Matthew had Canada declaring war before America even did - man does NOT fuck around about defending his baby brother when he needs to).
Alfred doesn't get a free pass, either. If Matthew does something hurtful or annoying, Alfred barely flinches and just moves on. He forgives and forgets easily. Mattie is HOLDING A GRUDGE and bringing it up for the next twenty five years. Sometimes, he goes too far in retaliating, and then Alfred is crying and Matthew loses the high ground and feels guilty. But after Alfred's done crying he's quick to forgive, so Matthew's not really learning any lessons on restraint.
When you wrong him and you're NOT his brother... well, philosophically, is it really murder if you know they'll come back to life?
#hetalia#hetalia world series#hws canada#aph canada#hws america#aph america#OKAY so this isnt even a dark canada headcanon guys#this is just a normal canada headcanon for me bc i def think hes the one u shouldnt mess w#like alfred got electrocuted and just cried a lil#like does anyone GET HOW FORGIVING HE IS#matties NOT like that#hes the listing all your flaws for 3 hrs guy#and dont get me wrong mattie doesnt have a short fuse so it doesnt come out a lot#like if someone insults al hes not killing them#its just the BIG hurting of his bro#-#.txt#na siblings.#canada.#america.#file: old headcanons
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New draw your squad base just dropped courtesy of the mens’ team gymnastics because LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY LMAO.
Spot the main character.
#draw your squad#olympics#paris 2024#olympics 2024#paris olympics#olympic games#the olympics#2024 olympics#gymnastics#funny#bro just walked into the wrong room#their uniform is gorgeous though
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Moulin Rouge AU
The story follows Moulin Rouge star performer, Daniel LaRusso, and an American writer, Johnny Lawrence, as they navigate through a tumultuous love affair. Little do they know about John Kreese's plan: set LaRusso up with a wealthy man, Terry Silver, to take revenge on Mr. Miyagi, Daniel's father.
#u guys i have had this since june in my drafts i think it's time to set it free HAHA#i don't even remember how i came up with this. i think i was screaming el tango de roxanne and then this happened lmao#okay i remembered actually. it always pissed me off how Christian was JEALOUS#like bro my dude your girl loves you. she didn't want to do this. and you're JEALOUS#(maybe i interpreted it wrong. i hope i did)#and the same goes for that au where johnny is in tkk3. like he could be jealous of silver at first when he also considered him a good guy#“no wonder daniel is looking at him with those puppy eyes. he's handsome tall and knows karate better than me:(”#but when he found out about silver's true face he would be just angry and try to open daniel's eyes until it's too late.#anyway-#the karate kid#daniel larusso#john kreese#who wasn't supposed to be here but i liked marty in Shootfighter too much not to include lol#terry silver#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#cobra husbands or/and silverusso if u squint
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What Mahito did: Manipulate Junpei into being his friend and then killed him in front of Yuji, laughed about Yuji's desperation to save him, killed Nanami, got Nobara into a coma, destroyed one of Todo's hands
Yuji with Mahito at the end:
What Sukuna did: Threaten to kill Yuji's friend multiple times, ripped Yuji's heart out of his chest and then tricked him into making a Binding Vow that he would have to forget in order to bring him back to life, laughed at Yuji when he desperately begged him to try and save Junpei, told him over and over again that his mere existence would bring destruction simply by being his vessel, destroyed Shibuya and killed countless of innocent people, ditched Yuji to make Megumi his new vessel, then sinked Megumi's soul as deep as he could in darkness in order to keep control of his body, killed Tsumiki, killed Gojo, killed Kashimo, killed Higuruma, killed Choso, almost killed Yuta and pushed him into using Kenjaku's CT to get into Gojo's body, kept praising literally everyone else but Yuji (while still trying to kill them), who he kept talking shit about instead, got pissed when Yuji showed pity and told him that he would kill every single person still left alive that Yuji cared about before finally killing him
Yuji with Sukuna at the end:
#personal#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#sukuita#like whaaaaaat#Sukuna: did much more evil things to Yuji#Yuji: don't worry pookie I love you anyway#Mahito: looks at Yuji the wrong way#Yuji: I will rip you apart piece by piece and watch as the light vanishes from your eyes and-#-I will track down every future reincarnated version of you to do the same over and over until the end of time#like#I don't even like Mahito but my boy Yuji was WILD#he's down BAD for Sukuna I just can't see it any other way bro#also I might have forgotten some thing but tbh Sukuna has done so much shit to poor Yuji I can't remember it all#the point still stands lmao Mahito did a FRACTION of what Sukuna did and got no pity I love my absolutely whipped son#Yuji and Kenjaku both absolutely obsessed with their respective Ryomen twin the apple truly does not fall far from the tree lmaooo#Yuji really said he'd keep living with Sukuna no matter what anyone else might say or think and that he'd stay by his side till the very end#they make me absolutely and completely feral#these bitches gay#(good for them)
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does everything start making sense when you figure out Diluc is the middle child?
#no one talks about how elzer is the real eldest brother#kaeya: Diluc you are my 2nd favorite brother#diluc: wtf? im your only brother#kaeya: wrong. elzer is there#diluc:... yeah youre right#kaeyachi randoms#diluc#diluc ragnvindr#kaeya#kaeya alberich#elzer#genshin impact#diluc owns dawn winery by name#elzer is the one who really runs it like a true heir lmao#diluc dragging kaeya to prank big bro elzer#diluc and kaeya running to elzer for help if they cant find addie#the possibilities are ENDLESS with eldest brother elzer pls#THE ANGST POTENTIAL HELLO?
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Came back wrong as something you choose. Being so traumatized by the coldness of death. The pain of the wounds. The loneliness of the tomb. Taking your fear and weaponizing it against those who were with you, those who should've laid at the ground with you. Swearing to destroy everything so that they'll feel the emptiness you felt at the grave. Make them pay for leaving.
Coming back just to take someone else with you.
#this is about#spies are forever#owen carvour#curtwen#but feel free to tag your guys#tropes#came back wrong#starkid#tin can bros#tlt#<- hasn't happened yet but who knows#hyl rambles#saf spoilers
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