#your kitchen or mine?

[pinkorchidsinspring]

So this happened in January 2012?

Then this public “first meeting” November 2013

This December 2013 interview:

We know Taylor doesn’t trust easily, so BFF’s in one month? Hmm.. a little sketchy, yes? Especially when a literal supermodel asks you where you wanna bake cookies with her.. and you turn her down by never doing that? And not even meeting her until 2 years later… totally believeable..

Especially when Karlie used this pick up line again, and judging by the amount of times karlie liked Brie Larsons posts during 2020 (aka evermore break up era) after commenting this on one of her posts:

It seems to work pretty well.

I'm just saying the meeting date is a little sketchy 😉.

[moonwoodhollow]

there's something about a retro kitchen... (★)

[bakudekublogblog]

talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

[beefrobeefcal]

So here's one from left field...

It happened. I have now read too many Omegaverse!Peepaw fics to not try my hand at it. It should be noted that I have no idea what I'm doing and who knows if this fic will ever actually see the light of day.

So, a sample of a BigFish (OTWF) Omegaverse AU fic that is rotting my brain...

Yours in sin (literally),

Beefro👌🥩💜

You knew the moment you walked into the room that you were fucked. No matter what suppressants you took, there was no way you could be this close to this many men – alphas or not – and get by without a hint of your scent bleeding through.  Sitting at the head of the large mahogany table was Francisco Morales, this pack’s alpha. No one called him by his real name, and only a few were granted permission to call him ‘Frankie’; everyone else called him ‘BigFish” - a play on words from his military days’ callsign.   He was large and intimidating, sitting back in the armchair. Most pack alphas were bigger in stature, but you'd heard that BigFish was bigger in everything - frame, weight, temper... and you were the unfortunate sacrificial lamb being sent from your weaker pack to his as a peace offering. His dark eyes watched you, narrowing as you approached the table, and he lifted his head to sniff the air.   The only sounds in the room were the crackling fire in the hearth and the low rumble from his chest. 

[adoriels-tears-if]

Happy Mother's Day to Elianna

[9w1ft]

i still think the captions on this print taylor bought on january 28th 2012 are so funny given the context

[who-is-page]

Life is hard! Consider buying my stuff!

My life isn't quite falling apart, but things have gotten really tricky lately. One housemate (and their super destructive, permanent houseguest) is refusing to pay their share of rent or utilities for the next three months, and another is refusing to pay their full share of rent for that same amount of time and is making us cover around $75 every month, and I'm having to double-up my hours at work while still being a full-time student (and also one of my professors, who we're 99% sure is using ChatGPT to generate her citations because none of them exist and we pointed this out, hates my guts and has been grading me really harshly and forcing me to go full-sail on every assignment to ridiculous degrees in order to pass this required class).

My spouse is working on getting full-time at their job, but it looks like they won't be able to until December, and we also have no idea how much rent is going to increase this year-- my guess is it's going to go up another $500, same as last year, to a total of $3,000, so things are gonna get really fucking bumpy until around January, probably.

So basically, if you like the work I've done, consider throwing me a tip on Ko-Fi or buying my stuff on Itch.io:

(Also I promise we have more stuff lined up that we want to polish and publish, life has just been super-duper fucking busy! There is so much more going on right now than what I've mentioned here, especially in terms of surprise medical bills and other horrible surprises. And we haven't forgotten about Inky Paws issue 2, either, which we're still hoping to have done by December and which will STILL always be entirely 100% free to download, no matter what our living or money situation looks like. That will never ever change, so please don't worry!)

[todayisafridaynight]

Why not combine them? You could post about MineDai eating pasta! Does Mine bulk with pasta? Does Daigo have a favorite pasta dish? Do they cook it together for a date night? Does Daigo even know how to boil water?? (Genuinely if you have any interest in posting about this please do, would read)

mine could, in fact, be the one who makes daigo pasta with a lil olive oil and salt and parmesan youre right ......

[cloudless-petrichor]

I don't have parasocial relationships with celebrities, I have a parasocial relationship with the guy who runs the counter at a local Chinese restaurant.

[moonwoodhollow]

L'Opera - Ciudad Enamorada's finest dining experience, fully booked until 2026

[tommygotwrittenoff]

things i think buddie would argue about after moving in together: buying organic, the tupperware cabinet, couch throw pillows, the coffee maker

[tony-andonuts]

God I wish I didnt get ostrasised by all but like 4 of my peers because holyfucking shit am I overworked and need a hug

[solargoose]

I really loved how I kept seeing people make warrior cats fanclans/comics/fics set in places they've lived/grew up, which got me thinking about what an Appalachian warrior cats would look like. I was just thinking about it as a fun exercise...and then I fell in love with the idea...and now I'm writing it.

[givehimthemedicine]

Will: El it's your turn to do the dishes

El, watching TV slouched on the sofa with 6 chins eating popcorn like a lizard, not looking up: how'd you get in the same dimension as those dishes

Will: *sigh*

[corv-idae]

Just got called entitled bc sometime I put my name on my groceries before I put them in my fridge… ah

[necroticghost]

omfg, someone being over at our place triggers my ocd like nothing else