#your honor theyre FLIRTING

[smytherines]

giggling and kicking my feet

[spacebugarts]

Forcing you to Look At Them

[icarusredwings]

Logan: It's Febuary 4th you know what that means?

Wade: Only 10 more days until vday baby!!

Logan: Happy World Cancer Day

Wade: oh fuck off

*is actually giggling and kicking his feet* He cares about me ❤️

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

[foolsfortress]

THE MONKIES IN QUESTION

plus MK being smarter than he lets on.

[adharastarlight]

barty: I wish someone would look at me like i look at a menu

evan: at least a menu has something to offer

@ravensire

@70swizards

[untilyouremember]

7th Time Loop

Available digitally

Available in print

This is an illustration from the 5th Light Novel

[desertduofan]

Headcannon

Grian isn't the Hermitcraft whore, most of them just flirt with him to mess with him. Depending on the person he'll flirt back as well. Especially with Mumbo.

Mumbo will awkwardly try flirting with Grian and then Grian will take a few seconds to just flirt back. Sometimes doing the same with Scar. I think those are like the only two he'd flirt back with though.

[kiwiparfait]

screenshots i got while playing side order. ahh to find someone who looks at you the way pearl and marina look at each other....

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shouta: hey, I heard you like bad boys

Hizashi: ????

Shouta: well I'm bad... at everything

Shouta: [winks with both eyes]

[frecklystars]

I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

[leohnoz]

Winterings

they're cold n gay

[rxttenfish]

one of those fun little traits that endlessly humor me about writing miranda but that i dont really get to talk about is that shes a reverse monsterfucker. and shes REALLY obvious about it once you notice it.

like shes out here just talking like all the monsterfuckers do but its specifically about humans. their hands are so soft, so small, so dexterious and light... their skin is so soft, so smooth. they are covered in fuzz and hair and have such an excellent mane right up on top of their heads that makes them look so proud and noble. they curve so excellently, all supple and with so many excellent handholds to keep them close. they are even self-heated! they feel so warm all of the time! perfect for cuddles, perfect for holding close, they let you know all of their little parting touches and make it so obvious every time they do touch you!!

honestly, to miranda humans are like... a luxury good. like thats the association in her mind, between the feeling of our hair and skin, and the way that it is skin and presses inwards to provide cushioning, and are warmed, and fit perfectly against her. shes like someone getting flustered for a werepanther. its really very cute.

[adharastarlight]

james, trying to flirt: why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me?

reg: a rollercoaster would actually make me scream

james:

reg, who was also trying to flirt:

sirius: ...I'm going to leave

[denebolablack]

Steve and Bucky:*Arguing with their Brooklyn's accent in the middle of the common room*

Tony: *Flushed as fuck*

Pietro: You okay, brains?

Tony: Fine. *Mutters something*

Pietro: What was that?

Tony: IjusthavealittlethingwithillegallyhotsupersoldierstalkingwiththeirBrooklyn's accent.

Pietro: *Amused* I think you forgot something very important about that pair of super soldiers.

Tony: What do you me- ¡¿Steve?!

Steve: *Pulls the genius to his chest and talks with a very strong Brooklyn's accent* Glad to hear that you like our accent, sugar.

Tony: *Dying of embarrassment* Goddamn, super ear.

Bucky: *Also with a strong accent* Yeah, sugar, amazing super ear.

Pietro: Well, I'm out. I have zero interest in seeing any of you naked.

Tony: *Totally ashamed* ¡No one's getting naked!

Bucky: Oh, really?

Tony: Why do you sound so disappointed? Steve, why does your boyfriend sound so disappointed?....Why do you seem disappointed?

Steve: Oh, it's nothing. You know, I was kinda hoping to see you naked.

Bucky: You and me, Stevie.

Tony: But why in the world would you want to see me na- oh, oh.

Bucky: *Smirks* Your brain is finally braining, dollface?

Tony: Uh-uh, yeah.

Steve: *Gently touching the genius' hips* Yeah?

Tony: Yeah! Absolutely, yes, totally!

Bucky: *Kissing Stark's neck* Good, cuz I really wanna see how much you like our accent.

Tony: *Dying inside* If this is a dream don't you dare wake me up.

Pietro: Please get a fucking bed, then!

Tony, Steve & Bucky: PIETRO!

Pietro: *Runs away*

[laurentborgiin]

a closed starter for @gidprewett where: the great hall

He'd not tell it to her face, but Emmeline had been right. She had been so right and Laurent fancied his cheeks had never hurt quite this much in his life. He'd certainly never been smiling as much as he was lately and it was entirely due to Gideon Prewett. It was an early-enough relationship that Laurent still was dealing with the dreaded stomach-pixies every time he saw the other man but he'd take an entire swarm of them for Gideon.

Entering the Great Hall, Laurent's eyes shot over to the Gryffindor table and found who he was looking for immediately, making a beeline right to him. Sitting down at a table he fancied was used to his presence with how often he visited his sister at it, Laurent turned to Gideon with a soft smile that softened the corners of his eyes into something less analytical and far kinder. "Hey Gid," he greeted, offering his hand to the other man. "How are you? I thought I heard there was an explosion in the dungeons due to a potion gone wrong so I wanted to check on you but," he added, looking at the other, "it seems you still have your eyebrows and the rest of that handsome face, so I imagine it wasn't you?"