#your honor theyre FLIRTING
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giggling and kicking my feet
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Forcing you to Look At Them
#your honor theyre FLIRTING#Martin isnt very good at it tho lmao#call your crush a wuss‚ lie‚ then kick them out of a flying vehicle#YEET#i love their dynamic so much agdjsgsjdg#THEY SHOULDVE BEEN GIVEN THE SPIRK TREATMENT#i think its important to note that they BOTH scream the entire way doen the chute so like#and this scene occurs right after my man Mike gets TWO shots of truth serum which is Prime Fanfic Material#and trust me I'm Working On That#idk how to tag these posts bc theres practically no fandom around this show#and as much as I wanna find other fans i dont want my content to be found by bigots yknow?#small fandoms always freak me out that way#espescially since its an older show#i also need to figure out how to tag the ship bc the names Mike and Martin dont really go together very well#for now i guess ill just use placeholders#mike/martin#screaming into the void about my silly 80s gays#v the original miniseries#v the series#v the final battle#v-posting#gaslight gatekeep girlboss <3
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Logan: It's Febuary 4th you know what that means?
Wade: Only 10 more days until vday baby!!
Logan: Happy World Cancer Day
Wade: oh fuck off
*is actually giggling and kicking his feet* He cares about me ❤️
#World cancer day#febuary 4th#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#wade wilson#logan howlett#wade has cancer#theyre flirting your honor
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Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?
Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-
Angel: …
Angel: …this is just your hand?
Husk: Yeah.
Angel: 😳
Angel: *clutches hand tighter*
#we all know that Angel is an incorrigible flirt but the moment anyone flirts back (sincerely) he goes into PanicMode#because he doesn’t think anyone could actually like/love him#but guess what#PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ANGEL#especially husk#even if he pretends he doesn’t#after this exchange husk just has the biggest shit-eating grin#meanwhile Charlie is just squealing uncontrollably#‘THEYRE HOLDING HANDS VAGGIE HOKY SHIT’#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#angel dust#husk#husk/angel#huskerdust#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#I mean kind of#they’re gay your honor#they’re in love your honor
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THE MONKIES IN QUESTION
plus MK being smarter than he lets on.
#lego monkie kid#lmk#sun wukong#sun wuking x macaque#shadowpeach#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#AGGRESSIVE FLIRTING#theyre in love your honor#my art
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barty: I wish someone would look at me like i look at a menu
evan: at least a menu has something to offer
@ravensire
@70swizards
#theyre in love your honor#this is just how they flirt#marauders#barty crouch junior#evan rosier#rosekiller#marauders incorrect quotes#oh also#i stole this from my best friend#im not this witty#:)#anywayssss#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#sirius black#remus lupin#starchaser#wolfstar
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7th Time Loop
Available digitally
Available in print
This is an illustration from the 5th Light Novel
#i couldnt help laughing#raul looks absolutely pained#and its so fair#who would want to third wheel on them#theyre like always flirting#always making crazy choices#always staring at each other#theyre in love your honor#7th time loop#7th time loop: the villainess enjoys a carefree life married to her worst enemy!#manga recommendation#romance#light novel#shoujo#shojo#fyres hyperfixations#seven seas entertainment
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Headcannon
Grian isn't the Hermitcraft whore, most of them just flirt with him to mess with him. Depending on the person he'll flirt back as well. Especially with Mumbo.
Mumbo will awkwardly try flirting with Grian and then Grian will take a few seconds to just flirt back. Sometimes doing the same with Scar. I think those are like the only two he'd flirt back with though.
#grian#hermitcraft#random#mumbo#gtws#theyre gay your honor#i might do a series of just hermits trying to flirt with Grian.#another thing to put on my list lol#headcanon#not canon
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screenshots i got while playing side order. ahh to find someone who looks at you the way pearl and marina look at each other....
#splatoon 3#side order#splatoon side order#side order spoilers#theyre gay your honor#also acht in the bg like quit flirting in front of me 😐 so funny#sorry if you saw this twice the first one had an error. and then randomly posted out of no where.#kiwi plays splat
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Shouta: hey, I heard you like bad boys
Hizashi: ????
Shouta: well I'm bad... at everything
Shouta: [winks with both eyes]
#at flirting you mean#sorry i can and will flodd my blog with this hc#mha aizawa#aizawa shouta#eraserhead#erasermic#yamada hizashi#hes confused#theyre idiots your honor#theyre all gay#:3#boku no hero academia#present mic#bnha#mha#my hero academia#funny#incorrect bnha quotes#incorrect bnha
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Winterings
they're cold n gay
#my art#art#doodles#eddsworld fanart#eddsworld tord#eddsworld tom#eddsworld#ew fanart#ew tom#ew tord#tomtord#monster tom#avian tord#theyre gay your honor#and tords sick. definitely not projecting haha#but to those ao3 fans i primmy promise im writing#soon. maybe even a christmas present. as a treat#bad flirting
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one of those fun little traits that endlessly humor me about writing miranda but that i dont really get to talk about is that shes a reverse monsterfucker. and shes REALLY obvious about it once you notice it.
like shes out here just talking like all the monsterfuckers do but its specifically about humans. their hands are so soft, so small, so dexterious and light... their skin is so soft, so smooth. they are covered in fuzz and hair and have such an excellent mane right up on top of their heads that makes them look so proud and noble. they curve so excellently, all supple and with so many excellent handholds to keep them close. they are even self-heated! they feel so warm all of the time! perfect for cuddles, perfect for holding close, they let you know all of their little parting touches and make it so obvious every time they do touch you!!
honestly, to miranda humans are like... a luxury good. like thats the association in her mind, between the feeling of our hair and skin, and the way that it is skin and presses inwards to provide cushioning, and are warmed, and fit perfectly against her. shes like someone getting flustered for a werepanther. its really very cute.
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#miravi.txt#ESPECIALLY because her reaction to all of this is ofc. merfolk flirting.#which is fanning her fins so big and pretty and flashing the sides of her tail and limbs#and lining up next to them to compare how long she is next to them#all because big = hot to merfolk and she wants to show off how big and pretty she is#and singing so nice and lovely and fantastic for them#even making her own increasingly complex songs because merfolk like someone whos really good at song complexity!!#and because shes abyssal this includes flashing her bioluminesence on choice parts of her body#and even kinda includes her playfulness too. hey why dont you chase her to prove what an excellent#persistence predator you are#and mostly the reactions humans have to her. are confusion or missing it entirely.#just. oh hey miranda's doing something weird again. oh well shes always doing weird things.#miranda has so much more luck when she uses her human flirting techniques that she picked up#(for manipulation purposes)#but also. she is chronically unable to use them when she actually likes someone.#she really does mentally associate them with JUST manipulation techniques#ironically they HAVE worked on aaravi. but see. the whole big Everything about them mutually not realizing#they even had a crush at all#let alone that the other was crushing on THEM#theyre dumbass lesbians your honor
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Steve and Bucky:*Arguing with their Brooklyn's accent in the middle of the common room*
Tony: *Flushed as fuck*
Pietro: You okay, brains?
Tony: Fine. *Mutters something*
Pietro: What was that?
Tony: IjusthavealittlethingwithillegallyhotsupersoldierstalkingwiththeirBrooklyn's accent.
Pietro: *Amused* I think you forgot something very important about that pair of super soldiers.
Tony: What do you me- ¡¿Steve?!
Steve: *Pulls the genius to his chest and talks with a very strong Brooklyn's accent* Glad to hear that you like our accent, sugar.
Tony: *Dying of embarrassment* Goddamn, super ear.
Bucky: *Also with a strong accent* Yeah, sugar, amazing super ear.
Pietro: Well, I'm out. I have zero interest in seeing any of you naked.
Tony: *Totally ashamed* ¡No one's getting naked!
Bucky: Oh, really?
Tony: Why do you sound so disappointed? Steve, why does your boyfriend sound so disappointed?....Why do you seem disappointed?
Steve: Oh, it's nothing. You know, I was kinda hoping to see you naked.
Bucky: You and me, Stevie.
Tony: But why in the world would you want to see me na- oh, oh.
Bucky: *Smirks* Your brain is finally braining, dollface?
Tony: Uh-uh, yeah.
Steve: *Gently touching the genius' hips* Yeah?
Tony: Yeah! Absolutely, yes, totally!
Bucky: *Kissing Stark's neck* Good, cuz I really wanna see how much you like our accent.
Tony: *Dying inside* If this is a dream don't you dare wake me up.
Pietro: Please get a fucking bed, then!
Tony, Steve & Bucky: PIETRO!
Pietro: *Runs away*
#pietro is alive in my head fight me#He is also friends with Tony#I have a plot about it I'm just to lazy to write it down#they're little shits#The Brooklyn's boys weren't specting this plot#They were flirting for AGES and just a little accent was necessary to get their Tony snack#steve is totally satisfied with this plot#Bucky is satisfied with this plot#they're two fossils in love with a naive genius#they're two dumbasses in love with a mastermind#theyre idiots your honor#they're in love your honor#stucky's tony#Tony's Brooklyn's boys#tony stark#bucky barnes#iron man#tony stark has a heart#steve rogers#winter soldier#captain america#stuckony#pietro maximoff#mcu#i took canon and put it on a box and throw it to the bottom of the sea#Canon is dead#I killed it and feed my dogs with it#james bucky barnes#the avengers#stuckony incorrect quotes
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a closed starter for @gidprewett where: the great hall
He'd not tell it to her face, but Emmeline had been right. She had been so right and Laurent fancied his cheeks had never hurt quite this much in his life. He'd certainly never been smiling as much as he was lately and it was entirely due to Gideon Prewett. It was an early-enough relationship that Laurent still was dealing with the dreaded stomach-pixies every time he saw the other man but he'd take an entire swarm of them for Gideon.
Entering the Great Hall, Laurent's eyes shot over to the Gryffindor table and found who he was looking for immediately, making a beeline right to him. Sitting down at a table he fancied was used to his presence with how often he visited his sister at it, Laurent turned to Gideon with a soft smile that softened the corners of his eyes into something less analytical and far kinder. "Hey Gid," he greeted, offering his hand to the other man. "How are you? I thought I heard there was an explosion in the dungeons due to a potion gone wrong so I wanted to check on you but," he added, looking at the other, "it seems you still have your eyebrows and the rest of that handsome face, so I imagine it wasn't you?"
#shaded dawn (interactions)#shaded dawn (starters)#with: gideon prewett#featuring: gideon prewett#//your honor theyre ADORABLE#//laurent: cannot flirt unless he knows its ok to do so hence surprisingly suave laurent
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james, trying to flirt: why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me?
reg: a rollercoaster would actually make me scream
james:
reg, who was also trying to flirt:
sirius: ...I'm going to leave
#this has been sitting in my drafts#and its time it sees the light of day#this is so funny to me#anywayssss#they both suck at flirting#theyre in love your honor#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james fleamont potter#regulus arcturus black#sirius black#sirius orion black#the black brothers#regulus kinnie#james loves regulus#regulus loves james#regulus is a little shit#regulus is a menace#james is hopeless#james sunshine potter
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naruto and sasuke have absolutely hooked up and its my personal headcanon that it was after they both recovered from their battle at the end and that they were both virgins that have been absolutely ruined for everyone else
#theyre in love your honor#sns#naruto#naruto is a bisexual flirt whos main goal whos always wanted to be on equal footing with sasuke#sasuke is a cheeky asshole who is so emotionally repressed that he only knows one way to protect himself emotionally and thats to shut down#and out. naruto understands his language#they should have been cannon
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