#ironically they HAVE worked on aaravi. but see. the whole big Everything about them mutually not realizing | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

rxttenfish · 5 months ago

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one of those fun little traits that endlessly humor me about writing miranda but that i dont really get to talk about is that shes a reverse monsterfucker. and shes REALLY obvious about it once you notice it.

like shes out here just talking like all the monsterfuckers do but its specifically about humans. their hands are so soft, so small, so dexterious and light... their skin is so soft, so smooth. they are covered in fuzz and hair and have such an excellent mane right up on top of their heads that makes them look so proud and noble. they curve so excellently, all supple and with so many excellent handholds to keep them close. they are even self-heated! they feel so warm all of the time! perfect for cuddles, perfect for holding close, they let you know all of their little parting touches and make it so obvious every time they do touch you!!

honestly, to miranda humans are like... a luxury good. like thats the association in her mind, between the feeling of our hair and skin, and the way that it is skin and presses inwards to provide cushioning, and are warmed, and fit perfectly against her. shes like someone getting flustered for a werepanther. its really very cute.

#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#miravi.txt #ESPECIALLY because her reaction to all of this is ofc. merfolk flirting.#which is fanning her fins so big and pretty and flashing the sides of her tail and limbs #and lining up next to them to compare how long she is next to them #all because big = hot to merfolk and she wants to show off how big and pretty she is #and singing so nice and lovely and fantastic for them #even making her own increasingly complex songs because merfolk like someone whos really good at song complexity!!#and because shes abyssal this includes flashing her bioluminesence on choice parts of her body #and even kinda includes her playfulness too. hey why dont you chase her to prove what an excellent #persistence predator you are #and mostly the reactions humans have to her. are confusion or missing it entirely.#just. oh hey miranda's doing something weird again. oh well shes always doing weird things.#miranda has so much more luck when she uses her human flirting techniques that she picked up #(for manipulation purposes)#but also. she is chronically unable to use them when she actually likes someone.#she really does mentally associate them with JUST manipulation techniques #ironically they HAVE worked on aaravi. but see. the whole big Everything about them mutually not realizing #they even had a crush at all #let alone that the other was crushing on THEM #theyre dumbass lesbians your honor

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