#your baby is not an actual baby
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bruce should get glasses because this is how he views his biggest child
I will not elaborate
#bruce cariño tu hijo es una farola#un armario empotrado#tiene músculos hasta en la oreja#he's built like a brick wall#get your shit together batman#your baby is not an actual baby#none of your babies are actual babies#well#damian is a little thing#a little thing full of rage#little thing nonetheless#I'm jocking i love that bruce sees his kids as 10 year olds
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Thinking about an AU where Clark landed on earth as an adult instead of a baby. Literally nothing changes except for Bruce having to hide this 6’4, 200 pound golden retriever who shoots lasers out of his eyes in his mansion.
Clark is VERY clingy and these soft whispers in his language send tremors down Bruce’s spine.
And, really, the moon rocks Clark keeps bringing are very beautiful, but it’s getting harder to explain where they come from.
#superbat#superbattinson#how to train your kal au#bruce wayne#clark kent#doesn’t help that his boys look almost identical to this man so Vicki Vale comes up with the very clever theory that#Bruce is actually trans and had babies in secret. why ELSE would he go missing for an entire year????#assigned trans by the Gotham gazette ig#dc comics#dc#alternative universe#batman
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It took me an embarrasinngly long time to realize Nightwing's mask is in the shape of his symbol (like from the Nightwing signal in vol.2 or his wingdings):
But also that the other domino-wearing Robins have them:
Which is such a sweet detail???? I know that the shapes are different a lot of the time, and since I've never seen it mentioned in the comics it's possible it's just an artistic choice without any deeper meaning, but I love the headcanon that the Robins chose to pay homage to Dick's other hero identity
#they are his baby brothers your honor#before I made this post I was actually pretty sure this shape was pretty common in dc comics#but as I was searching i couldn't find any non-batfam ppl with those#the closest I got was dominos with only the upper “wings”#not quite “nightwinged”#I wonder if that's actually the case#and if not if Dick was the first#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#batfam
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Hozier perfoming at Marlay Park in Dublin
❝ What did Daedalus say to Icarus before he fell off that fucking cliff? ❞
#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#hozieredit#unreal unearth#wasteland baby#eat your young#unheard ep#unheard#musicdaily#musician#mine#my gifs#he's a comedian actually#2024
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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Okay, but Elizabeth being an absolute savage girlboss isn't something that's talked about enough.
Love how you're spitting facts for our girly pop. 💪💪💪
TBH I go off the personality baby has, and gotta assume some of that sass is definitely Elizabeth
#ask reply#like no way baby was programmed to be that sassy that’s gotta be Elizabeth#TBH I don’t think Elizabeth is mean she more protects herself#so if someone is rude first she’ll be rude back#especially having an older brother like Michael definitely grew thick skin sooner#I gotta draw Elizabeth having fun sometime though#I like to believe despite this fussiness#she’s actually really nice and just wants to have fun too#wants to feel special and loved etc#so does anything she can to get attention#MORE AFTON kids content soon..#they aren’t always fighting promise 💗#when you’re in a dysfunctional family sometimes all you have is your siblings#and I like to believe the Afton kids definitely go by that
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I love this picture for a couple of reasons
for one:
"ladies, is it gay to stare lovingly at your wife?" -Dehya, every hour of every day
and two:
the fact that Kaveh was the one setting the self timer on the kamera but Alhaitham is in the outside position means Alhaitham was canonically saving Kaveh's seat for him. again, very gay behavior.
#bottom left is literally ''Alhaitham and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic''#I do have to deduct points for them placing Cyno in the opposite corner instead of with his family#that's the only thing. it's an 8/10 instead of a 10/10 specifically for that reason#''nobody puts baby in the corner'' etc etc#anyway happy birthday Nahida all your many gay parents are very proud of you#that moment when I realize I don't actually know Kaveh and Alhaitham's ship name#just gonna have to make this shit up as I go...!!!#Kavetham#(nevermind I started writing Kaveh and it immediately handed it to me. thank u)#Dehyarzad#Dunhya#Alhaitham#Kaveh#Dehya#Dunyarzad#Genshin Impact //
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please tell him he did a good job. just look at his face….tell him he gets a good grade in making a baby. it took him nine months he’s very proud.
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#more baby annie because she’s my favorite 911 character actually#evan buckley#911#911 fanart#annie kinard#girl dads bucktommy au#trans evan buckley#molly doodles#I’m aware this is cringe behavior but also it makes me happy. set yourself free from cringe it’s great#this is what happens when you hyperfixate on your own oc
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Shen Yuan did in fact break into Airplanes apartment when he didn't update PIDW btw
Part 1 of Suprise! Your Protagonist Baby!
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#airplane bro#Suprise! Your protagonist baby au#peerless cucumber#cucumber bro#cumplane#scum villian self saving system#Cucumber bro was absolutely baffled that Airplane bro had a kid and didn't believe him when he said that 1. This is Luo Binghe not my Son#2. Technically#since i wrote him...he actually is my son??#its ok Shen Yuan loves all versions of Luo Binghe even if hes a baby he swears hell take care of him because he refuses to leave him alone#single broke author raising his protagonist son with his number 1 hater oh how will this go...#theyre gonna kiss#my art#nibbelraz
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hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128
✦ A Voi ✦
#wake up honey new fic dropped#feeling blessed#eating this out of your hands like a baby deer#it's so good you guys treat my lads so well#and write so beautifully and vividly and eloquently#I rambled about this in length in the fic's comment section so I won't repeat myself too much here#but in this one Machete has a little breakdown and gets lovingly bathed like the sad and stunned dog he is#really captured his neuroticism and endless uneasiness#excellent Vittorio content augh I adore him#I'll definitely come back to this later and draw proper actual fanart because some of the scenes are so thematically and visually strong#I need to be able to see them with my actual eyes#dangit I forgot the cut on his lip#had a minor crisis over the color of Machete's robe but maybe it'd be white like the rest of his sleepwear#as a contrast to the usual blacks and reds#fic A Voi#doomcountry#own art#own characters#Machete#CanisAlbus#blood#I said this before and I say it again#if you read the thing and like it it would be very kind and appreciated if you left a small comment to doomcountry as a thank you#you don't need an ao3 account and you can do it anonymously
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for science (because im curious)
if you have more than one worldstate, pick for the one you consider your "main"/"canon" worldstate or the one you plan to use first for da4! also feel free to lay out your reasoning in the tags gushing about your dragon age runs is accepted and encouraged here.
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#i know a lot of people have Theories about flemmeth's dialogue in da2#so im wondering if im actually in the minority bc i didn't leave hawke in the fade#not because i don't believe in the theory it just didn't make sense for my game#it used to be stroud but now it might be alistair sorry buddy we'll see how this current dao playthrough goes#your regularly scheduled art will return soon in the meantime indulge me in this poll and check out vox machina origins iv#will also be hilarious if im just in a weird bubble where everyone around me is leaving their hawke in the fade#i should elaborate on my choice too#niall has a baby (or is expecting one ive never truly decided) and varric is in the party for the quest#so even if he wanted to stay (if it's gonna be alistair why wouldn't he volunteer for the bastard king of ferelden)#his ass is getting dragged out of there
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You’re my baby, say it to me
#losing dogs has been playing in my head nonstop for three days and it’s making me cry#been reading a lot of parent swk fics and wailing and crying#it’s wukong. he’s the losing dog#sobbing and crying that’s his BABY 😭😭😭#mk has many dads but wukong only has one child#lemme clarify the lmk one#canon jttw wukong FUCKS#genghis khan has nothing on his lineage#I wanna make a couple wukong children ocs actually#I got some banger ideas#lego monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#lmk xiaotian#that’s such a cute name I think#if anyone knows what the Chinese name means could they tell me pwease#digital art#my art#parent sun wukong#tell your baby 🫵 that I’m your baby 😭🥺🥺#sobbing#fuck I forgot his face heart o(-( the tears were blurring me I couldn’t see#baby mk
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junheca image that came to me in a dream. and by that i mean at. work this morning
#junheca#hecajun#which one is more popular to use... i dont actually know...#anyway maybe clownpiece also has a funny shirt in this scenario use your imaginations. give the baby a funny shirt in your head#moonsidedoodles#touhou#2023#height inspired by fanart i saw this morning of these 3 by frogsnake2001 on twitter where junko was like twice heca's height#i saw that and went oh my god. youre so right. why shouldnt she be the size of a building. shes so cool#hecatia lapislazuli#junko#clownpiece
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EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT IIS EYES NOW.
exCUSE ME????!! STUNNING??!! ADAM ROSS YOU GET US KING
#all hail adam ross#king adam ross#is feeding us#ii youre eyesnare crystals#beautiful#beyond it actually#im fawning#sleep token#sleep token ii#sleep token EYES#the baby blues are wild here
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Grrrr mr gallagher... 😳
This drawing was made in collaboration with VEIKK Tablet who have kindly sent me to review their Creator VK1060 Pro. If you're interested, pls click this link for 21% OFF your purchase!
#hiiii its your baby's first review collab 🥹#i actually got this collab offer sometime back in january when wacom got into the ai promo scandal#which is fucking hilarious to me when you think about it#veikk knows what they were doing lol#honkai star rail#hsr#gallagher#gallagher hsr#my art
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More about Loser Baby but about the moment where Angel calls himself a “coked up dick sucking ho”
He calls himself that to demean himself. Many other characters (antagonists usually) use the same kinds of words to demean Angel and imply he isn’t worthwhile.
But Husk says “baby, that’s fine by me.”
And it makes Angel smile, it’s what really cheers him up.
The entire song is about having value as a person despite where you are in life.
#it’s time to lose your self loathing excuse yourself let hope in baby!!!#there’s actually many different parts of the song I could talk about#like also#the first step to being better is to stop digging the hole#and it’s so fucking hard to stop digging#and also just like. shit just fucking happens!!!! people end up in bad places and they DESERVE respect as human beings#even if it’s their fault#that’s what my other post was about#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#Angel dust#husk#thots4thoughts
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