#young!regulus black

[maybcnksgf]

— who i write for ...

feel free to rq for any of these characters!

the marauders:

james potter

remus lupin

sirius black

regulus black

golden trio era:

cedric diggory

harry potter

ron weasley

fred weasley

george weasley

spider-man:

tasm!peter parker

marvel!peter parker

gilmore girls:

jess mariano

outer banks:

jj maybank

rafe cameron

requests: open

i mainly write fem!reader but i'll happily write gn!reader if you specify it in the rq :)

what i won't write: r*pe, ongoing/current sh, incest.

if you're not sure if i'll be comfy writing something, just feel free to ask <3

[notanupstandingcitizen]

using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

[animatanaa]

𖤓 Regulus Black 𖤓

(sorry for the pain)

[ricochetyears]

love that hc where james doesn’t really like being called “jamie” but goes absolute stupid when regulus calls him that. i mean, in general, he’s all so grumpy and frustrated that no one bothers to just add a fucking s to “james”, but whenever reg says it so casually like “thank you for the tea, jamie” or “no, i’m not busy, jamie” or “that’s alright, jamie” his mind just goes lalala i’m so in love hihi

[propussyslayer]

Flight attendant: Please make sure all your small items are secured.

Sirius: Do you feel safe, buddy?

Regulus: I will murder you

[inkpads]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[morsmortish]

i find barty and regulus’s friendship so funny. we have the permanently offended, supremely uptight, haughty, easily scandalised, victorian woman-esque, judgemental heir to the richest and most prominent wizarding family on one side, and then we have the sleaziest, most lewd and reprehensible ‘human being’ on the other. everytime barty forms a full sentence a year is taken off regulus’s lifespan. and yet barty is still significantly more intelligent than his best friend, and everytime regulus is reminded of this (every day) his eye twitches and he visualises how lovely barty would look without a head.

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: just found out james is shagging regulus

remus: and??

sirius: therefore me and you need to get together so we can give him a taste of his own medicine

remus: how would that remotely affect james

sirius: i don’t know but we should still do it anyways

[venus-sqturn]

dilf james where every mom at harrys primary school is just uncomfortably flirting w/ james and one day regulus picks harry up instead and every mom is like “what happened to james, where is he??” “why is there another man picking up harry??” to the point regulus is just like “lmao im james husband”

[ddanthedumbass]

Regulus: Love at first sight doesn't exist.

James:

James: then how else do you explain how I felt when I first saw you?

Regulus:

Regulus: you love me?

James: apparently not, according to you.

[that-bitch-kat3]

regulus: why did you take him away from me?

james: take him away? regulus he would’ve died in that house. you know that.

regulus: no he wouldn’t have, i was trying to protect him! i would’ve protected him-

james: i couldn’t let him get any more hurt. he’s my brother, when he gets hurt i have to be there-

regulus: he was my brother first.

[falsekingfrancis]

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

[notanupstandingcitizen]

headcannon that regulus and james have the splendid idea of mixing their respective friend groups to share hear me out cakes.

It turns out being a complete disaster because barty and evan keep coming up with the freakiest ones only to mess with the marauders (especially peter). sirius is traumatized. james suspects that regulus has been on it since the beginning. remus and the girls are the only ones who find it hilarious.

barty would be putting dumbledore in his hear me out cake and be like "i'd like to verify his skills as headmaster, if you catch my drift" and wink at james. cue to evan putting Moaning Myrtle "ever wonder why they call her that??"

marlene is the only one who matches their freak by putting frank's grandmother

[isabluesstuff]

Marauders incorrect quotes

*sees the McGonagall marching towards them*

Lily, who has done nothing wrong ever: She‘s coming for me.

Sirius, currently guilty of pickpocketing, setting fireworks off in the great hall, aiding and abetting, arson, various pranks: Yeah, probably.

[ricochetyears]

really love the idea of regulus being oh so mean and cold and detached in his human form but a cutie patootie in his animagus form (little kitty). like he just curls on james’ lap and purrs and meows and licks his cheeks and bites him gently and nudges him with his rosy little nose and

[propussyslayer]

sirius: so what do you do for a living

remus: i hunt and kill zombies

sirius: the fuck no you don't

remus: have you ever seen one?

sirius: no?

remus: then you are fucking welcome