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sirius: just found out james is shagging regulus
remus: and??
sirius: therefore me and you need to get together so we can give him a taste of his own medicine
remus: how would that remotely affect james
sirius: i don’t know but we should still do it anyways
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remus : harry, i'm sorry but me and professor male reader leaving hogwarts for good [give harry sympathy smile]
harry : [angry] are you fucking serious?!
male reader : [shocked] how do you know about us and sirius?!
harry : [confused] what-
remus : [sighs] male reader, it's serious not sirius.
male reader : oh...
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sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"
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Remus: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Remus, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Sirius: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to James, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.
Sirius: *whispers to James*
James: YOU'RE DATING MOONY?!
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Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?
Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
Remus: That's cute
Sirius: It was NOT cute!
Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.
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James: He hates me! Why does your uncle hate me Sirius??
Sirius: Oh...Because I told him you were the one who smoked pot in my room when I visited him in 5th year
James: WHAT??
Regulus *coming inside* : Hey, what's going on?
James: Sirius told Alphard that I smoked pot in Sirius' room in 5th year!
Regulus: What? Were you even there?
Sirius: ...I told him he flew out of the window
James: And why did he believe it?
Sirius: Because I told him what an excellent quidditch player you are :)
James: awwww :) you really-
Regulus: NO. Don't even start. Sirius, James and I are supposed to tell him that we live together TODAY and we can't do that if he hates James!
Sirius: Okay! Okay...I'll tell him.
(1 hour later)
Regulus: So. Did you tell him?
Sirius: Yeah about that. I was thinking of maybe writing him a letter-
Regulus: Okay you know what? You had your chance.
Regulus *goes up to Alphard*: Uncle. James didn't smoke pot in 5th year, Sirius did.
Sirius: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!
Alphard: Is this true Sirius?
Sirius: Yes..
Regulus: And uncle. Sirius was the one who melted your collection.
Sirius:
Sirius: REGULUS' ONLY FRIEND FOR YEARS WAS OUR HOUSE ELF
Regulus: *gasp*
Regulus: SIRIUS AND REMUS BROKE UP, GOT TOGETHER AND BROKE UP. AGAIN!
Sirius: REGULUS BECAME A DEATH EATER THEN WENT ON A SECRET MISSION TO FIND THE HORCRUXES. ON HIS OWN!
Regulus: SIRIUS IS GOING TO ASK REMUS TO MARRY HIM!
Remus: what
Sirius: YOU LITTLE- REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!
Alphard: ....That is a lot of information to take in 30 seconds. I will have a word with both of you later. And James.
James:
Alphard: You have been Sirius' best friend for years, stuck by him through his drug problem
Sirius: Oh come on, it's not like he never-
Alphard: And now you've taken on Regulus as well. I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
James: Thank you, sir
Alphard: Please. Call me uncle.
James: Okay...uncle.
Remus:
Remus:
Remus: Okay so am I supposed to ignore the fact that-
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remus/james: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
sirius/regulus: do parents count?
remus/james: yes
sirius/regulus: then no
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Ted: dating a Black is great.
James: so great!
Remus: the best!
Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.
James: almost punitive.
Remus: they are monsters.
Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)
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REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—
SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?
JAMES: of detention?
REGULUS: of Sirius?
REMUS: …of depression.
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sirius: i was gonna say we could do a marilyn monroe and john f kennedy roleplay but i’d get too much into it
remus: how?
sirius: because you’d be all sexy and say “come to bed, mr. president,” and i’d be like “i can’t, i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by eighteen.”
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Sirius: Look! It’s my teeny weeny brother!
Remus: Are we looking at James or Regulus?
Sirius: Regulus is teeny weeny, James is ickle wickle.
Remus: Well, ‘teeny weeny’ looks like he wants to kill you, and ‘ickle wickle’ looks like he’ll help.
Sirius: They’re bonding!
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Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .
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Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm
Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*
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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.
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Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
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Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
(bc they’re both batshit insane)
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Remus: I can't believe you've done this.....
Sirius: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Remus, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Remus: “They’re just so frustrating.”
Remus: “Regulus has been dropping obvious hints that he likes James and he still doesn’t get it!”
Sirius: *wearing a ‘PLEASE SNOG ME, MOONY’ hat* “Wow that’s crazy”
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Regulus: i've only said i love you to three people. my brother, Pandora, and James when he got hit by a bladger and was dying from the head injury . I only regret one of those.
Remus: which one?
Regulus: James. he recovered like 2 days later so I just looked like an idiot
James: we're married
Regulus: still.
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