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i was late to the cursed cat alastor party, hope this will suffice
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#hazbin hotel#lucifer magne#lucifer hazbin#charlie morningstar#alastor#cursed cat alastor#meme#my art#poor puppy#so i know the common consensus is that alastor got a cat but i raise you#alastor is bad at shape shifting#and every animal he transforms into just looks like this fucking thing
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What are your thoughts on a decepticon prowl?
Oh I'm all for it. But! Only if he's actually a Con. Like. Wholeheartedly.
Not "nnnooo we're doingg a bad thing and I kind of dont wanna do bad thing but I have no choice poor me".
You know how in canon he truly believes he's on the right side and makes everything to ensure that Optimus wins the war? You know how he's willing to make every tough decision so Optimus doesn't have to risk his reputation? You know how he literally makes Autobots look like shiny brave and clean heroes who did nothing wrong ever?
I want all that but the other way around. I want him to do that for Megatron and for the Decepticons. The implications would be so fucking dramatic I could write a whole essay.
Low rank Cons would hate him so fucking bad.
Starscream would try to murder him at least once a day.
Megatron would absolutely treasure him. Autobots would have it r o u g h
Can you imagine
#I saw a bunch of great fics that were “Autobot character but he's a Con AU”#really enjoyed them#I love that kind of AU#but I think I only saw two Decepticon!Prowl fics so far#and they both made him that poor little kind thing that got abused and wronged but secretly a fluffy sad kitten or something#anyway#Just like with Decepticon!Jazz and Decepticon!Ratchet and Hot Rod#I love when authors arent shy about making characters Decepticons#I love it when fic stands proudly with it's concept#yeah he's a Con and he fucking means it#if you know any good fics about Con!Prowl that arent trying to make him look innocent - please feel free to share#the guy murders a lot of people while being an Autobot. You can't convince me he would magically be merciful as a Decepticon haha
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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hakoda: you need to stay here and protect your sister
13 year old sokka, whose only point of reference for "protecting his sister" is literally his mother sacrificing herself in katara's place: ok 😃
#not shaming on hakoda here#well...#little shaming on hakoda here#but poor poor sokka#katara and sokka#please grant them therapy so they might move on from their codependency#yo kyas sacrifice#aside from fucking sokka up cause you know thats his mum#also fucked sokka up when he believed that everyone decided that katara was far more important than him#and thus him sacrificing his world for her was not only the right thing to do#it was also expected of him#anyhoo#dont we love how depression fucks over this child#hakoda and kya and sokka and katara#my fav disfunctional fam
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he can't be gentle. how could he possibly be something that was beaten out of him so cruelly at such a young age?
you don't get soft fingers dancing lightly along your hairline as you sleep on his lap, no, you get a large, calloused paw brushing back your hair so he can see your pretty, pretty features better cos it was annoying him. he can't hold your hand don't be daft he'll crack your smaller bones in half... is the reasoning that he hopes will convince himself to stop fucking thinking about playing with your pretty fingers and pressing soft kisses to them. he's not soft! he's a killing machine! he knows nothing but anger and rage and numbness. so what is this strange fuzzy sensation in the hollow hole in his chest that's bothering him? why does it feel good? why is it making him fucking smile?
when he curls his mass around your sleeping body, don't be mistaken. he doesn't want to feel the way you fit perfectly against him. he's just.. trying to swallow you whole. he's not trying to get closer to you no no he's actually attempting to steal your joy. it's not as if you lessen the, thus far, endless and overwhelming burden of his corporeal blight oh no he's just using you.
everytime he presses his mouth against you and doesn't suck your blood out, he reasons that he's practising self-control and instead forcing himself to leave featherlight kisses that make you giggle oh so sweetly even when he knows deep down that he'd pluck out every one of his own teeth if even one dared puncture your skin. simon's not a soft man. he's not a gentle man. he's killed countless with the very hands that you play with. he tells himself you mean nothing to him, that he could walk away and forget you whenever he felt like it but everytime he wishes that his fingers were softer so that they may be more pleasant upon your skin and everytime he wishes that his lips were less chapped so that you may kiss him more, he knows he's fighting a losing battle.
simon riley will become a soft and gentle man in your embrace and there's not one thing he can do to prevent it.
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pls comment i have so many thoughts about this man that need to be talked about xx
#I don't actually know if any of this makes sense#I was asleep and then shot up straight with this on my mind#he's in DENIAL#he'd kill everyone and then himself if ANYTHING happened to you#poor baby has never felt true love before#doesn't know how to deal with it#simon is so unwavering devotion#god he'd burn the fucking WORLD down just to make you smile#would bring the whole world to its knees#he's in denial but also has this gnawing feeling that oh... maybe this isn't just a fleeting thing#god I love him#I need to treat him SO WELL#simon fluff#simon ghost riley fluff#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon x reader#simon riley x reader#cod x reader#cod fluff#vi.writes#GUYS GUYS THIS IS FWB!SIMON CODED EEEEEEE
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How is rehabilitation ever going to work if y'all really think people are evil deep down and do evil shit cause it's their nature. Liam is a real person with a complicated life and feelings. Yes, he has done terrible shit, but he's had a terrible time, he has fans and family who care for him, all these things are true at the same time. What happened to his victim is tragic, but it is also tragic that his son will wake up without a dad tomorrow, and that he never got the chance to make up for the bad shit he's done.
We must be able to speak up against abuse without this black and white thinking.
#also fuck off with the “oh poor harry/louis/niall”#liam payne#see if you make the moral panick about abusers to an all or nothing thing it's gonna be harder for people to ever get better#but it's also gonna make it hard for anyone to believe any accusations when you make the person out to be the devil with no redeeming quali#post
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yes we all know how utterly depressing tgcf book 4 is but there's just something so funny about wu ming straight up manifesting with a very specific mask like
in those 2-3 days between xie lian returning home from the altar and *ahem* ruoye's creation hua cheng was like "aight okay how can i subtely show dianxia i am on his side no matter wha- oh 'lll wear a mask like him- but i am not conflicted about anything i just want to be there for hi-THATS ITS SMILING MASK yeah that'll symbolize my undying love" like dude
we got so much bigger issues here. and you actually spent time going hey what fashion statement should i make during my crush's meltdown
#say what you will about hua cheng but you cannot deny#this man is extra as fuck#i love him#yes this is my poor attemt to find some comedic elements in book 4#by reading too much into things in order to meme them up#is it working#tgcf spoilers#heaven officials blessing#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#wu ming#tgcf book 4#calamity xie lian
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something about finding safety in a bed that's long been empty
#dude i need you to know how fucked up i was about sniper and his parents#me and my friend were really GOING AT IT like. this poor man loved his parents so dearly#i cant imagine the grief he felt knowing they had passed#AND HE LIVED IN THAT HOUSE !!! ALONE !! FOR MONTHS AFTER!!#its gotta fuck a person up#especially since all the things that once brought him comfort are stripped of that warm familiarity bc his parents are gone.#now all he's got is a cold empty old house and himself#tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 sniper's parents#tf2 fanart#art#drawingz by meh#team fortress 2
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#commissions open#digital art#open commissions#art commissions#comms open#commission art#commissions#artists on tumblr#I'm so so so so so so so so SOOOO bad at making commission sheets..#BUT#it doesnt change. that my comms are open!!!#wahou#I need money LOL my poor bank account#taxes took like fucking 4k out my account and I havent been working so#grimace emoji#didnt think they would be that much#anyways#I'm also.#I have WAY too many things as options...#like.augh#I'm not specialized enough#cause my degree and work is basically 'doing anything'#like my job is to do the whole production pipeline myself#so if you wanna pay me to do any part of it I can do it all
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#yes i did also mean this in the literal sense#one of the great things about being a short bitch is incorporating it into justifications for poor decisions & dickhead behavior#“whoooaaa buddy calm down!!! you're not gonna pummel a *lil* guy are you?? that'd be sorta fucked up of you.#i've heard it's bad luck actually. to beat up someone who's under 5'5“.#i got sgs anyway ya know?? short guy syndrome.#it's where you don't have enough height for your body to contain your weirdness so it seeps out. hemorrhagic strangeness. can't control it.#doc said it's incurable. you can donate if you want. maybe treatment will get me to stfu for a little bit. ball's in your court my guy“#pacific rim#pacrim#newt geiszler#newton geiszler#newmann#(that's hermann in the corner of the shot who newt looks like he's about to gamer rage on so yes the newmann tag is valid)#hermann gottlieb#k sci#k science#meme#shitpost
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lawrence sitting at his desk, swivelling on his chair and talking on the phone. john, i told you there’s no such thing as- john will you just listen to me there’s- sorry, give me a minute i need to take something, my leg- yes it’s still hurting, cutting your foot off will do that especially without proper medical treatment .. well you could’ve at least given me something that wasn’t a rusty hacksaw, jesus christ .. yes i know .. i am grateful .. anyway, as i was saying there’s no- yes i know what that pederson lady said but just- you know what? go. it sounds great. hope you have fun
#one thing about dr lawrence gordon md is that he cant catch a break#staring at his certificates on the wall. am i a fucking joke to you john#i know he wishes hed stayed in that bathroom. poor guy#lawrence i am too gay and too sad to deal with this right now gordon#saw x#lawrence gordon#saw x spoilers#except everyone knows this from the trailer surely. ill still put it anyway#📹
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abby wearing her strap on asking you to ride the bulge and beg her to fuck you and she’s not gonna do it until you sound as desperate as she wants you to…i need a glass of water
#eventually you get so needy you can’t even say words#just little whispers of pls and her name#and she’s like aww you poor sweet thing#you must need me so so so bad#is that right? just nod your head it’s okay#and then she fucks you so good you drool all over yourself#my god#bunnie can speak? ☆#abby anderson#bun’s precious abby ✧.*#abby anderson fanfic#abby anderson imagine#abby anderson smut#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson x you#wlw imagine#wlw fanfic#lesbian#lesbian fanfic#wlw fantasy#tlou headcanons#tlou fanfic#beforeimdeceased#﹫ abbysvictim
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cats: in bath robes
the nhl: well i guess we have to put provactive "lively" music over it
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#eetu luostarinen#nate schmidt#matthew tkachuk#anton lundell#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#carter verhaeghe#sam reinhart#aleksander barkov#mackie samoskevich#florida panthers#2425#swaggy shirtless jumpscare?#sometimes i do forget he opened up the robe as he walked into the hall and i got duly reminded of it (i screamed)#the music choice...#i feel like im waiting for my coffee order in a mundane coffeeshop and notice the stairs leading down into the basement level.#the entrance is cover by a beaded curtain and im curious about the muffled music.#i pull back the beaded curtain and the muffled music is brassy. theres a stage.#and oh my god i just walked into a speakeasy racy burlesque show and the girls on stage just- oh jesus christ oh fuck oh fuck#and i skedaddle back up the stairs like hell is nipping at my heels AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE#does that make sense#alternatively you know that suite life on deck episode its exactly like how that cabaret episode made me feel#IM SORRY THE MUSIC CHOICE WHAT 😭😭😭😭#ENDING WITH SWAGGY IS DEVIOUS#STARTING WITH MIKKSY IS EVEN WORSE#IM JUST A POOR PATHETIC THING PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO MEEEE
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fantasy au whiteboard scribbles <3
#the brainrot has been. SO severe lately you guys dont even Know#its insanely funny to me picturing sally accidentally setting things on fire#She's Simply 1) Made Of Fire & 2) Made Of Fire#poppy's poor tail... sally absolutely tells her that she put it over the campfire when she turned around#ohhhh a Thought... writing it down for future use#another thing that entertains me is the 'wally reverted into puppet form' arc#its full of dramatic irony <3 its so silly <3#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#OH THIS WAS FROM WHITEBOARDING WITH MIGUEL AGAIN! INDIGOPOPTART! GO LOOK AT THAT BLOG RN!#but. yk. a 'trope' in art that i absolutely Adore#is when character's faces / upper torso is blacked out in shadow bc they're just That fucking incensed / Experiencing Emotion#ITS CATNIP TO ME!!!!
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reblog to kill it faster
#I was indifferent to coachella before but after living in the valley for a month I'm like holy shit this thing is horrid#that is SUCH a poor area#coachella the town is predominantly poor and predominantly mexican immigrants#so you get all these spoiled rich kids from LA clogging up this very low income area#I'd like to think the income helps the city but there's simply not space in that town for that many people#I can't imagine how horrible it must be to live there during the festival#I would be very interested to hear the local perspective but of course it's never fucking represented
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Prompt 234
More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au!
Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form.
One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust.
Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage.
At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now.
Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core-
“What the fuck.”
Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-
Oh.
It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort.
Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#The Class Pulls a Tiamat#The ennead finding lil baby Lex: Oh no the poor baby… our baby now#Lex as an adult seeing reporter also from smallville: Oh thank fuck- pretend I didn’t say that#Lex raised by the chaos 9 would be twice as horrifying#Lex got tossed over to this small town whenever his bio-father got tired of him#But he has a new mom-dad now & was raised as a feral lil shit#Acts like an ass still towards other rich people#But he was raised by a feral hydra and it SHOWS the first time someone tries to kidnap him#Liminal Lex Luthor#What happened to Lionel? They DEFINITELY didn’t eat him#Ennead: Son you better not become a hero plz you will lose so much sleep & your schoolwork will suffer-#Luthor feels better about Superman because he knows there’s things that CAN defeat him if he turns evil#That’s even if he still ends up in Metropolis lol#Or if he stays human and doesn’t learn dragon shapeshifting from his new parents lol#PFFT Lex Luthor collecting kryptonite not to use against Superman but for hoarding purposes lmao
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