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yellowmasque · 7 months ago
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If Monsters at Work was for an older audience, I can absolutely see Johnny cheating on his wife with Tylor. Not only did he have dinner with him, he bought him an expensive car and got him jealous when he switched his attention to another guy. Heck, he spent more time with him than his own wife and kids! Let's not forget that Tylor is implied to be much younger than him.
No hate on Claire, I love her, but seeing what kind of guy Johnny turned out to be... Would you be surprised?
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fuckblast · 8 months ago
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I'm gonna blacklist her swear to god
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brutlist · 2 years ago
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fuck you 
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night-faye · 11 months ago
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@botanicallyinclinednerd
a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about
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mearchy · 11 days ago
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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tuttle-did-it · 6 months ago
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
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edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
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queenmeriadoc · 2 months ago
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I want to be topped by
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freshlypickedmint · 4 months ago
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@wind-rider
why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.
IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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mentor
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chiptunecreature · 5 months ago
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I know we have to discuss things, but I'd really like to stop seeing his disgusting fucking face on my timeline.
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me-beef · 4 months ago
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
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bella-daonna · 2 years ago
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@unseelie-grimalkin
No amount of pain made anybody stronger. Strength is built, not fuckin carved.
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starcurtain · 9 months ago
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago
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You know what would be hilarious?
Steve announces to The Party that he’s bi and that he’s dating Eddie, and only then does Jonathan realize that he’s also bi.
Followed by the realization that he likes Steve.
Followed then by the admission that he wants to date Steve.
Followed immediately by the decision that he’s going to steal Eddie’s boyfriend.
Mr Jonathan ‘Steal Your Girl’ Byers starts wanting to hang out with Steve, and Steve is a little confused about it but also thrilled because, god. He needs more friends. Eddie, on the other hand, is like, what the fuck.
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gmanwhore · 1 year ago
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@breakcoreboxcat
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
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magicicephoenix · 1 month ago
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*sighs dramatically after just finding the dca who au and scrolling through its tag* I guess I dont get to kiss the dramatic twink (sun) (/silly)
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you guess correctly! he doesn’t like humans much.
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