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Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!
After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.
#Stan: I blocked him on everything! Because he was an asshole!!!#Ford: Isn't that what you liked about him??#Stan: uhhhhhh... he was also a... bigot...! And definitely NOT someone you know!!#This is so dumb im so sorry#gravity falls#fan art#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Bill Cipher#The Duchess Approves#Stan Pines#Grunkle Stan#Ford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Comic#Gravity falls comic#Fanart#GF fanart#post canon#sea grunks#Past Billford#The BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU ...i guess!#artists on tumblr#My art
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katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.
#and not even like cutely too hes a fucking NUISANCE#like he’ll literally shove his head in there making full contact w ur chin too#And he does not care if you whine about it he’ll just grumble and squeeze you so u cant get away#and if hes feelin like an asshole (which is all the time) he’ll bite you#you’ll pay for making him feel this shame#Its all your fault he feels like this anyway so..🤷🏾♀️#hes just gettin his lick back#stupid dumb idiot#random katsuki thing on yr foreheads#i lub him smuch#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugo katsuki x reader
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My favorite thing to do when I'm mad is going to Reddit comments under pictures of women wrestlers, finding one that says "she's way prettier without makeup" and hounding them until I get blocked from that group or the person deletes their comments.
#good for you#you dumb assholes#aren't you lighting the world on fire by being the most erudite guy on Earth#dipshits#same people who say 'I liked her better before she lost all that weight'#OH SURE AREN'T YOU A GREAT MAN#I'm so sorry I considered you a flaming tool until you said that
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I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting
#nocturnal hangout buddies#so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole'#and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time'#it woulda been good#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#greed#greedling#alphonse elric#comic#my art#doodles#always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at#in terms of efficiency and final look#and yet i basically never use it at all lma o#anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj#those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!
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a drawing of miku by a white person wearing a hoodie is not indicative of culture
they think i'm white, chat.
#ask me#anon#i'm not relitigating this mess again but it's always funny when people make shit up about me to try to take me down#on the most banal shit. newsflash you moron. the miku i drew wasn't white either. she was meant to be my race#can ya guess which one that is. you get three tries#truly i hope you're just being a weirdo troll anon. otherwise the only other option is you're an asshole idiot which is worse#deleting this later i'm done with this dumb discourse
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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! Matt was SO RIGHT in this scene btw !
I remember when a 'certain group of people' got mad at Matt for this scene....when he literally has every right to be pissed off?? That certain group of people feels like Matt needs to baby Karen's feelings or else he's 'mistreating her' lmao they are so CRINGE. Matt literally had every right to be pissed off for Karen's ill-advised decision (which Foggy also thinks was ill-advised).
For someone who gets mad at Matt for being reckless, Karen sure does make sure to do the most reckless thing possible at every turn 😁 I guess to that certain group of people only Karen is allowed to be reckless. And that everyone around her should treat her like a baby when it comes to her feelings and Matt and Foggy has no right to call her out, but she can call everyone out at any time lmao!
Matt Murdock you were so right to be angry in this scene, you're a real one and not a spineless fuck like someone and tells things like they are. They could never make me hate you 😙
I wish someone could tell that certain group of people that Karen is a grown woman. They think she should be babied at every turn and that's why "[redacted] is the right man for her" Like eww what an ick. Treat the grown woman like a grown woman maybe? They just want her to be given positive affirmations at every turn and get praised for her bravery even when it literally gets people killed 💀
Btw that certain group of people use this scene as an evidence that "Matt is an asshole and mistreats her" 🤣 telling the truth and calling dumb shit out is being an asshole now I guess. This is the same Karen whose 80% of screentime is calling people, particularly Matt out btw.
Like they cannot give a legitimate reason as to why Matt isn't allowed to be mad in this scene other than "because it hurts Karen's precious feelings" lmao. Well sorry not sorry if you're hurt over him keeping it real. And let's not forget he did SAVE Karen's life (for the 3rd time this time) but I guess he is not permitted to be pissed off or feel some anger and emotions according to #THEM
#oh matt murdock the truth spiller that you are#'they' call you an asshole i call you a real one with a spine to tell a grown woman what she did was dumb#a REAL MAN and not someone who just brainlessly gives positive affirmations to someone who DOESNT deserve it#daredevil#matt murdock#karen page
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chocobo breeds based off of real life chicken varieties :>
#anyone else wish the rebirth chocobos were. yknow. a little more creative than just recolors#'lol this one is green because it's in the jungle' BOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎👎#square enix hire me. i will lead your company to glory with cloud strife's chocobo farm sim game.#btw the rhode island red chocobos are fucking assholes. just like real reds.#and the buffs follow you around and need to know what you're doing at all times.#you will never know peace around a buff chocobo.#it will stare at you through your bedroom window while you try to sleep.#it will knock on your front door with its beak and scream if you don't answer.#and the sebrights are even tinier than the silkies but they will rip you a new one if given the chance. jsyk.#the brahmas are dumb as a bunch of rocks and sound like a foghorn. BWAAAARRK. they are very sweet and gentle tho.#ffvii#my art <3#cloud strife#chocobo
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I hate that that godforsaken country has so much monopoly over the entire world. So much so that the new govt will decide the fate of so many people. Palestinians, POC, women, LGBTQ+... everyone is fucked.
It's sad that hate and fearmongering has so much power.
#fuck america#you guys are just a bunch of bigoted assholes#y'all are dumb af#us politics#us elections#us election
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more headcanons about sebastian solace from the hit game pressure roblox
back on my bullshit and i promise i only talk about The Situation a little bit
☆ his third arm is more sensitive than the other two (i'm thinking that either the USHD doctors fucked something up during the operation OR it grew in wrong, nerve endings closer to the epidermis and whatnot, something like that)
☆ just hates being touched in general, he’d rather initiate that contact (need an update where he gently —> not very gently shakes expendables off (depending on whether and how much they’ve annoyed/flashbanged him) when they climb him) ☆☆ part of this is due to trauma, he cant trust anyone to touch him without hurting him ☆☆ the other part is that he’s got that fucking dawg in him (i’ll get to this in a second)
☆ unlike what his new voice lines are starting to suggest about his character (i’m not gonna talk about zerum again because i think everyone knows what's happening at this point and ive already thrown in my two cents) he does NOT hate the expendables. literally his first line upon meeting him in his shop has him calling himself your friend (as strained of a connection as it may be, he could very easily not offer items, not share documentation/info, and just take the expendables data and hoard anything he picks up to make it harder for them to get to the crystal) (like yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship but if sebastian didn't care about or sympathize with the expendables to some extent, it wouldn't be). i really do think he just has a short fuse (i'm not going to bring up trauma again, however-) and says things he doesn't mean (e.g. “they deserved it. and frankly so do the rest of you.” (im coping with the mischaracterization of these new lines leave me alone)) as a means of protecting himself and pushing the expendables further away (both physically and emotionally)
☆ he’ll act like a brat once they’re done, but he lets younger expendables sleep in his shop (he cares about them but would never in a million years let them know that) ☆☆ if a younger one comes in with a bunch of adult expendables, he’ll treat them all the same but will secretly slip the younger one some extra batteries, gauze, something unnoticeable (he feels especially responsible for the younger male expendables cause they remind him of his little brother)
☆ sometimes he thinks he can hear his family's voices on the radio, just under all the static, calling out for him like a search party would. he used to cry over this but he almost got caught once by an expendable coming into the shop so he does his best to tune it out. it’s hard. guilt pulls at his stomach every time he hears a clip of his family, begging for him to come home, to respond, something, anything, and he ignores it.
☆ autism (cause i said so) - i'm including this one for the sole reason that he does the dinosaur thing with his third arm and generally keeps his hands clasped together in the secret dinosaur position (he just like me fr) ☆☆ hates bright lights (the only light he uses/allows in his shop is the one he emits) (its a very soft/warm hue as opposed to the bright fluorescents throughout the rest of the facility) (not to bring up the flash beacon, obviously nobody likes getting flashbanged and he's got angler eyes but sTILL)
☆ he used to hate eating fish (pre-op) and now he’s pissed cause it’s all he has available and the DNA changes made it so fish is the yummiest tastiest thing in the world (i like imagining him actively fighting the urge to eat whatever fish he’s cooked in one bite cause he refuses to acknowledge that he's changed on a level that isn't physical/appearance-based)
☆ calls grown adults “kiddo” (even the ones that are older than him) ☆☆ he gets a certain kind of joy from seeing the 40/50/60 year old expendables try to figure out just how old he is after they get called “kiddo”. it’s extra fun for him when they’ve clearly already heard the rumors and/or gotten a glimpse of his file
☆ the ring is just an accessory, a bracelet on the floor or in a locker he found and liked. assumed nobody was gonna claim it and kept it (shoutout to @/lotus.eaterr on tik tok for this one!!!!)
#light angst#sorry guys#sebastian solace#sebastian pressure#pressure roblox#i love calling it pressure roblox irl it's so funny for no reason#ok sorry i'm still hung up about the update and i NEED to yap#i genuinely don't care if he's married as a bit i think that's hilarious#but adding the ring and changing the dialogue and the animation he has with the ring just breaks immersion#ALSO#he's supposed to be sarcastic and sassy#not an asshole???#how do you mischaracterize your own character#that was mean i apologize#i'm just pissy cause i hate fandom discourse#especially when it's about something as dumb as this#but because it's gotten to the point that it's integrated into the game it feels unavoidable#also i totally forgot#they're a co-creator?????#why is she controlling everything about this character when there's like 5 other people who own him too#make it make sense#alright im done yapping about this forever goodbye
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“She’s tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me”😤😤😤
(Regency AU with Eloise and Sebastian inspired by my slow trek through Bridgerton these days & @bassicallymaestra ‘s AMAZING regency inspired art😮💨😇🙏)
#I just have a love of big regency dresses what can I say😔🙏#if you haven’t seen them yet this is a study of the GORGEOUS P&P illustrations from the 1890s by Charles Brock#they are all just so spectacular & I stare at them alllllllllll the time wishing I had an ounce of his talent🙏🙏🙏#so I do these studies to pretend even though I change some things😅😅 bc these studies is the best way to improve imo🙏#but I remembered halfway through why I rage quit trying to draw with my fountain pen a year ago😂😂😂#that thing is amazing for writing and I love it like a child#but drawing?! tbh I should have used my drawing ink pen but whatever#I woke up with a hankering to do some crosshatching (which I hate) in an attempt to get over myself#also!!!!!! when Mr Darcy says something like that it’s no wonder Elizabeth jumps at the bit to believe every awful thing she hears about him#it’s like Mr wickham’s dumb stories that nobody else in their right mind would believe#are speaking right to her soul. like OF COURSE that asshole from the assembly would do all of those things😤😤#he called me ugly so OF COURSE he would deny mr wickham his living😤😤#(I don’t blame her I would do the same🤝🤝)#ALSO why tf did he even say that when he’s clearly smitten from the beginning#I’m sure if he knew that she heard him he would simply perish from mortification#well thst is my p&p - inking horror - inspiration rant of the day🙏🙏#(I read p&p at least once a year & it is the only fanfic I really read😅😅😅)#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#sebastian sallow#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#eloise#eloise babbit#regency au
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honestly i like my characters with huge glaring personal flaws. “this character is a perfect angel” “this character has never done a single thing wrong in their life” ok you have fun with that. sounds boring to me
#don’t get me wrong i like ‘Good’ characters and i like the ones people say those things about#but that’s just not as interesting to focus on for me personally#and i think leaning into that ‘flawless’ characterization is kinda boring too#(also just for disclaimer i understand why. like i do understand WHY people defend certain characters like that i really do. but)#i like when characters have something deeply wrong with them#people get mad or confused bc you like a character who has a dumb asshole streak but... that's room for character growth#that's a call for deeper exploration/analysis of both that character and the full text around them#idk that’s more fun and interesting to spend time with. to me#beets posts
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People still making posts about how reylo is '100%' just people who want to self-insert to fuck the 'bad boy' in the Year of Our Lord 2024.
When will I know peace.
#when will people actually watch the movies are realise reylo is the fucking plot?#Rey's arc cannot be separated from her feelings for Ben you fools you clowns#he and their connection drive her character development#when she stares mesmerised and speechless at his pretty face and pretty hair#when she shipped herself to him with her mascara on#when she batted her eyes and made pouty lips while promising to save him#and when she kissed him on the mouth for ten full seconds#these were subtle hints that she likes him actually#I came across a post where a bunch of smug assholes were pontificating about how all of the ~problematic~~~ gothic b&tb ships were#dumb fangirls who don't understand they can/are too cowardly to self insert#do you ever get so annoyed you want to set yourself on fire#love how they're wrong about Rey about Ben and about shippers all at the same time#skill
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i just woke up and i guess we are fucked huh. cool. great. get me out of this fucking country i’m so serious like… i’m over it. i cannot handle four more years of constant chaos and bullshit everyday
#us politics#you assholes really hate women and gay ppl huh#fuck the electoral college#goddamn pennsylvania you really let me down#tell me how??? HOW??? did ted fucking cruz win AGAIN???#and good job undecided voters. you’re about to see the ramifications of your stupidity#i seriously have to get out of here bc i cannot fathom that there are this many dumb ppl in this country#dumb and hateful#i’m about to get high as fck and go lie down in the grass#work is cancelled today idgaf
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This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.
#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things#don't do that#i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid#this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on#“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird#you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov#your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing#is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people”#the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole#or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice#personal#delete later#do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today
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Aemond: I'm about to commit some crimes that are so one dimensional
#like wow he wants power and he'll step on anything and anyone to get it#soooo original#I'm not a huge Aemond fan but even I'm sick of it#how are you having me sympathize more with LARYS in an episode than Aemond??#be so for real#I don't care if Aemond is out here committing war crimes if it made sense but it literally doesn't#“Aegon made fun of me one time after we became adults and that made me angry so better kill him”#“No I literally will not reflect at all on how a child's death was caused by my actions”#“I will kick my mom off this counsel even though she fought the king and crown princess for me when nobody else cared”#“but she doesn't say yes to everything I say and she's a WoMaN so better kick her out and be a misogynistic asshole while I do it”#It's. So. Dumb.#aemond targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#hotd critical#hotd spoilers#hotd season 2 spoilers
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