#This is so dumb im so sorry

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[hotluncheddie]

ur my burger king

written for the June @steddiemicrofic prompt 'stuff' !

wc: 483 | rated: M | cw: weed | tags: idiot4idiot, Chubby Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson is a sweetheart

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‘Five whoppers.’ Eddie says, with an air of gravitas. ‘And then, five more whoppers.’ Flicking his wrist at the little drive-thru speaker. 

Steve giggles in the passenger seat, his little cardboard crown shifting as he turns to grin at Eddie. 

‘Do you require anything else my liege?’ Eddie’s ears stick out between strands of hair, his own crown sitting so low Steve can’t see his eyebrows. 

‘Dr Pepper?’ 

‘But of course!’ Eddie gasps. ‘And two of your finest Dr Peppers, if you would!’ 

‘…Next window.’ the workers bored, tinny voice replies.

Eddie pays and drives them over to the deserted end of the parking lot. Both moving to the back to get comfy and smoke, September sun beginning to set, lighting everything up golden. 

By the time the munchies are in full swing and Eddie’s eyes are rimmed red, Steve, slouched heavily against the vans side, sighs. ‘I miss Bobbie.’ He pouts. 

‘Ah Stevie, I know you do, but you’ll see her soon. Winter road trip, remember?’ Eddie swings his arms around, holding fries as if they’re pompoms. 

‘Yeah. Sorry, didn’t mean to ruin the high.’ Steve smiles a little sheepishly. ‘I’m, thanks for uh, all this.’ Steve finishes the last of his burger and looks at Eddie, his hair curling around his cheeks, soft smile crinkling the corners of his eyes.

Eddie winks, crawling to change the tape. 

Steve shifts, placing a hand on his food baby, that’s pushing slightly against his polo. ‘Oof, I am stuffed.’ He sighs.

‘Yeah.’ Eddie sits back down, eyes his chubbier middle, lighting a fresh joint. ‘Is it like, a feelings thing? You okay?’ He asks, leaning closer. Their shoulders brush and Eddie’s eyes are so big, and kind. He holds the joint up to Steve’s mouth for him, everything fizzes where they touch, everything warm, and electric.

‘Nah.’ Steve exhales, waving his hand uselessly against the thick mist that fills the space. ‘It’s just, sometimes if I eat a lot my dick gets hard.’ He shrugs, not really thinking.

Eddie stares at him, mouth a little open. 

Steve pauses, the hand on his belly feels heavier. ’I, uh. Shit dude, I, think I’m really high.’

But Eddie’s mouth splits into a surprised grin, face and body collapsing into fond laughter, which turns into uncontrollable hysteria. 

He tips forward until his forehead rests on Steve’s thigh. Steve slouching even further against the vans interior, but that squishes his packed stomach. Which makes him groan, and makes them both double over with even more giggly laughter. 

Steve shifts until he’s laying prone, no longer inclined to move, the weed hitting his limbs. Eddie wiggles next to him. 

‘That uh, honestly?’ Eddie says through a final giggle, leaning up on his elbow, wiping a tear from his eye and looming over Steve. ‘That sounds kinda hot.’ 

‘Yeah?’ Steve asks, grinning as Eddie nods ‘Wanna, make out?’

‘Fuck yeah.’

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context

Tag list (open) : @pearynice @xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @scoops-aboy86 @chickensinrainboots @cheesedoctor

@marvel-ous-m @tangerinesteve

[fart4444]

they take selfies like boomers

[joysmercer]

soulmate au where soulmates can write on their skin and it shows up on the other person. except patricia doesn't have the gene, only eddie does, so he can see what she writes, but not vice-versa. and patricia also has this habit of writing down grocery lists and reminders and random shit on her hand. anyway eddie realizes immediately that shes his soulmate (part of their initial meeting somehow involves him spilling ink on her) but he doesnt want to scare her away so he says nothing. he uses those little notes to either fuck with her (eg with the chocolate worms trick) or make her fall in love with him (buys her chocolate when she writes down 'get dairy milk!!!' all over her forearm). side-plot: patricia's trying to figure out why this boy is constantly in sweaters in the middle of spring. side side-plot: this is exactly why fabian's in sweaters all of s3; his soulmate's going through a tattoo phase.

[courfee]

ho ho <- santa claus having a fanfic realisation

[raccoonhearteyes]

I live solely for more invisible life au content!!! I’d like to request 51. “What the hell are you wearing?” And 53. “Who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go for ice cream?!”

“What the hell are you wearing?”

"A chicken suit."

"I can see that, but why?"

"I'm testing a theory."

Clarke looks at her girlfriend with a confused expression, but decides to let her be. She finishes putting the last touches of make up on and grabs her coat before kissing her chicken girlfriend on the cheek for a quick goodbye, "I have to head to this gallery, but I'll be back in a few hours. Promise."

Midway through the gallery event, Clarke discovers what theory Lexa is testing when a giant chicken strolls into the gallery.

She's testing her invisibility. Will people remember her if she's actually a giant chicken crashing a classy event? Will they remember the chicken?

Clarke has never been so happy to see her girlfriend. The artist is a bit of a pompous douche so at best, an evening of watching a giant chicken seriously engage in the exhibit and peck at the finger foods will entertain her. At worst, for the other artist at least, the chicken will be the focus of the event, tanking his rising stardom, but proving Lexa can at least sort of be remembered. Assuming she doesn't mind being in costume.

[ifr1t]

GO, KURT, GO!!!

original tt under the cut

[cheekylittlepupp]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[itslilacokay]

new group activity: period cramp transferring (based off convo with @cyanvalour)

[lovely-v]

Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time

Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—

[dsgustng]

I do want to say altho I'm very pro shoplifting it is not something to take lightly. it is something that can and WILL get u in a lot of trouble if you get caught at the wrong place and wrong time. I know a lot of people will get comfortable with it and not think much of doing it but u really do have to be careful and smart Abt it . The best case scenario of getting caught is u get banned from a store you probably really like and worst is you get arrested and have charges pressed against you

[rosemarytrash]

this is so needlessly chaotic but so is act 4 so really if you think about it i'm imbibing the spirit of it all into a lot of gaussian blurring

[coatl-cuddles]

Hello, Sky? Yes, I'd like to order three (3) doomed, self-fullfilling prophecy princes? Thank youuu

[lonelychicago]

emails i can't send 💌

buck/eddie | adorable jee | teen and up | 5.9k words

“Jee, what have you done?” Buck groans, trying to unsend the emails that are— used to be in his drafts. The emails that he's written to Eddie and that were never supposed to see the light of day. The emails Jee somehow managed to send while Buck wasn't looking. No, no, no. or; buck should've known better than to let his email account open and then give his computer to a toddler to play with.

read on ao3

[fwhipliker]

live footage of decked out this saturday

motion - CinderIsArtssy / mc player model - Mojang and PiT式