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I got a product code for $30 off CBD gummies for relaxation, which were $60 for a month's supply, so $30. I don't have $30 to do that right now.
Since then, my FB feed has been ads for STOVES. They assume that I MIGHT have $60 for gummies, and thus $4,500 for a new range.
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Had to find more pictures from that 2023 Vanity Fair photoshoot, and LO, I am correct.
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the category is devastating photos of jblu in b&w
#DUDE SHE'S WEARING A FLUMMOX SHIRT in the 2nd pic#Julien Baker and Boygenius now have a fan for LIFE
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average us republican bill: The 'Powerful Angel Blessed Love Peace And Smiling Babies Bill' provides 1 trillion dollars in funding for death camps and makes it a felony offense to cast satanic curses on soccer moms. voted in by every republican and john fetterman
average us democratic bill: The 'Affordable Sensible Moderation And Financing Bill' gives multinational corporations a 3% tax cut for buying carbon credits from tesla and allows the Senate Budget Analysis Comittee to convene biyearly on whether shutting orphan crushing plants could reduce the deficit. fails in the senate because joe manchin refuses to vote for it
average us bipartisan bill: The 'Security of Our Defensive Homeland Safety and Securtiy Act' gives the president a big red button that kills a hundred brown people at random every time it's pressed. if you complain about the button the FBI come to your house. passes the senate 99-0
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When I say I tried two separate drugstore bathrooms to get a good selfie in my new Flummox shirt, I mean it. I love it (even if the graphic is huge and thick, making me think it's gonna stick to me if it gets any hotter out)
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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Well HOT DOG
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Aubrey Plaza and Cate Blanchett at the 2020 Film Independent Spirit Awards
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John Waters with Justin Bieber, for some reason
#oh he LOVES Justin Bieber#he thought the documentary about him was one of the best movies of that year#he called it an 'unhealthy level of excellence in a boy that young'#and 'he can see the mugshot in a few years.'#or at least lovED (past tense)
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