#you can do ANYTHING you want and it’s still legit

[klonoadreams]

Now that everyone is awake and Malleus is jumpscaring Idia at the door, I just wanna yap about the fact that a lot of this really fucking adds up to why having severe abandonment issues spanning from WHILE IN THE EGG and then hatching is a serious issue and Lilia is not exempt from it either because he's been doing his god damn best, but there's still this distance he puts between him and Malleus WHEN YOU'RE HIS DAD TOO DAMMIT

Like the fucking dead dudes need to be exorcised, but Lilia, please, when you're teaching Malleus to cherish the transient lives of those around him with GaoGao, YOU HAVE TO ALSO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.

Like it's a massive miscommunication that led to this situation because Malleus HATES being lonely. But also don't mind my AuDHD ass bringing up RSD cuz him reacting the way he did was that fucking feeling like someone was clawing your heart out at the idea that those closest to him were leaving him like that (abandoning him) WITHOUT HIM is peak rejection sensitive dysphoria doing its thing.

Legit, it's honestly sad, but this is very much the fucking Senate's fault overall, and I hope the consequences go entirely to them because Malleus is legit the equivalent of someone who just turned 18 and expected to be 100 percent mature, WHEN HE LITERALLY JUST TURNED 18 AND WILL BE LIKE THAT FOR A DAMN WHILE. It's like turning 18 in the states, but you're only legally an adult and can vote, but fuck if you can't drink nor do anything most other adults are capable of, like taxes, paying bills, and all that shit.

Throw in that elitist senate ripping a baby Malleus out of Lilia's arms, and then keeping the two away from each other, and you have the most horrifically stunted, traumatized person around who has yet to realize that there are better ways to cope.

Consequences be damned, I want Ace to talk some sense into Malleus and Lilia again like in endless halloween. GET THEIR ASS.

[brain4stew]

Hey again!! I’m back here with yet another request 😇 also the last one I sent you was SO good 😭🙏 ur headcanons we’re amazing and I personally think the way you described the characters were spot on so kudos to you bro… anyways enough with my little ramble session here’s my next request hehe

May I request 1x4, Mafioso, and John Doe with a GN! Reader who is really, and I mean REALLY downbad and lowkey (highkey) insane for them? Like they would do ANYTHING for them (Basically their like Joe Goldberg for better use of words 😭) and whenever they encounter them they literally just start going nuts with screaming, and jumping up and down happily? Hopefully this makes sense LMAOO

Anywho, thank you again! And remember to keep yourself hydrated and take breaks! Your writing is amazing SKSKSKS

I legit have NO idea who Joe Goldberg is!! 😭😭 But tysm for the compliments!! 🫶🫶 (I will hydrate myself like a cactus atp, DROWN ME IN WATER.)

(As always, I do not entirely know the characters exact personalities and so on, so they might, if not most likely will be OOC!!)

That being said, here are the headcanons/something, under the cut!! ;

(1x1x1x1)

• 1x1x1x1, can hear you from across the damn map. How and why are you so loud?

• He ignores you for now, and goes to kill the other survivors, struggling a bit due to Guest 1337 and Shedletsky.

• When he does kill everyone, (except for Two Time, as he absolutely HATES them with their second life.) he goes to find and kill you.

• Unfortunately for him, he gets creeped out by you, and walks backwards, out of… What is it he’s feeling? Concern, disgust? Whatever he’s feeling, it’s weird.

• He decides to let his minions kill you instead, which… Proves to be difficult…

• When the timer ends, and you’re all sent back to your lobbies, he’s mentally exhausted by you… (Give him a break, he got confused by you.)

• While you, just babble on and on to the survivors about him. (Shedletsky called you a simp, and you might have strangled him a bit…)

• To say that 1x1x1x1 HOPE to not get you against him again, is an understatement.

(Mafioso)

• Mafioso is shocked and surprised by your volume, how and why can he hear you from across the map??

• Whatever the case is, he doesn’t care, as he goes to kill all the survivors.

• When he sees that you got hit by one of his guys, he immediately goes to you, to kill you off.

• However, he was NOT prepared to be greeted by… You being… You.

• He just stands there and stares at you for a while. (You’re strangely amusing to him…)

• After a while however, he goes away from you, and goes to kill the other survivors, as he’s running out of time.

• When the timer ends, everyone gets transported back to their lobbies.

• You are immediately babbling about Mafioso, and how much you love seeing him, and how awesome he is. (As you completely ignore your wounds, that the other survivors are trying to help you with.)

• Mafioso is in shock and confusion about you, how were you that loud, and why did you act the way you did? (He’s not entirely complaining, as you amused him, but still. WOAH.)

• Safe to say that, Mafioso is unsure if he wants to see you again or not.

(John Doe)

• John Doe is SHOCKED and CONFUSED, to say the least at your volume. How the hell did you manage that type of volume??

• He’s even unsure if he should kill you and the other survivors…

• He doesn’t kill them, he goes friendly. He stays by other survivors, and is just, confused as hell.

• When he sees you approach him, he’s even more confused. (Why are you going to him? Why- why are you going on his corrupted trail- NO. GET OFF IT NOW!)

• When the timer ends, and you all get sent back to your lobbies, John Doe is extremely confused, that 1x1x1x1 had to help him with his confusion.

• You, of course, are just babbling about him in the survivor lobby, as the survivors try and get the corruption off of you, and heal you.

• John Doe, too is confused if he wants to see you again or not. You made him go friendly after all, can you blame him for being confused?

[cyberphuck]

It occurred to me that some of The Youth on here might not be aware what debt collection companies are and what they can do, as well as what YOU can do when they contact you.

(This is for things like credit card and medical debt, as well as other things that go "to collections." [Not tax debt, bank loans, unpaid child support, or traffic tickets.] It's also not a guide for how to not be in debt or how to "get rid" of your debt.)

This woman called me, asked if she was speaking with [deadname] and whether I lived at [my address]. No explanation of who she was or what she was calling about.

○ I asked her who she was and what she was calling about.

She said, my name is [whatever], can I confirm this is [deadname]?

○ You do not answer their questions until they have answered ALL of yours. Who are you, why are you calling?

She said, my name is [whatever] and I'm calling from "CBE Management."

○ if you don't recognize the name of the company, you can ask for more information or clarification. Stranger danger! I asked her what "CBE" stood for.

She said, and I am not making this up, "it is not an acronym or initials, the name of the company is just CBE Management."

○ sus!

But after that she finally admitted she was "attempting to collect a debt" and that I could give her my credit or debit card number right there over the phone to take care of it.

○ Debt from whom and for what?

She told me it was a debt of $117 from St. Vincent hospital.

○ at this point my story will probably differ from yours as St. Vinny has been trying to get me to pay for random shit for a while, despite the fact that I have Medicaid. So I told her that was Vinny's problem, not mine.

But maybe your debt IS legit and for whatever reason you can't or won't pay it. I don't know your life. But calls from debt collectors can seem scary until you know how they work.

Hot tips:

☆If you get a call from a company you don't know, don't answer any of their questions-- even asking your name!-- until they answer yours.

☆Keep pressing on who they are, the company name, the callers name, the reason for the call, and then where the debt originated.

☆Debt collectors are often paid on commission PER successful payment, so they may try to bargain, bully, intimidate, shame, scare, or even threaten you into paying (I think there are laws against some of those now but people still pull that shit). The only thing they CAN'T do? Make you pay if you don't want to.

☆Thanks to Last Week Tonight a lot of people know that debt is "bought" from where it originated (the hospital etc) by these collection companies, who then try to get you to pay them for it. What they don't know is that you can just. Tell them to fuck off.

☆You have some unpaid thing. You're NEVER going to be able to pay it. Tell them so. "You can consider the debt uncollectible. Don't call here again."

☆They may still call! But knowing that they can't actually force you to pay anything makes it a lot less stressful when they do.

(Your credit score will be affected if you have unpaid debt. But if you can't pay your debts due to Poor, you're generally not that concerned with your credit score in any case.)

☆Save their address if they send you letters, and start sending them greeting cards on holidays like I do. Why? Just because. Look, I can send unsolicited mail too!

Also, in general, be IMMEDIATELY suspicious of anyone who calls you and is reluctant to immediately tell you who they are and why they're calling. Don't be nice and play along just to be polite. Nobody can make you do ANYTHING over the phone, period. Hang up.

[phishyyphish]

WOOHOO PLATONIC VALENTINES DAY!!

@kumonohoshi ; waves !! thank u for doing that rp with me !! I think about it a lot , the siblings ever fr .. heres a drawing of them 4 u !!

@kat-124 ; haii !! u so silly also ty for getting me into rgb trio they r everything...

@kaleiidoskope ; waves waves throws a metal pipe at you [/j/silly] !! u so coolsies take casual outfit astrobox

@bluu3berry ; friend !! pal !! buddy !! waves !! drew bluu and pj .. agh . legit ty sm for being my friend ur super duper awesome :3 i have many good memories from u :D /gen/p

@best-baker-of-crossroads ; haii !! we don't interact a lot , but u seem super chill n ur arts so cute :3

@bluepr1ntyy ; hallo !! i dont talk 2 u as much as i used to and it still wasnt a lot but i rlly enjoyed our conversations and you taught / continue to teach me and a lot of the utmv community about shipkids/fusions and helped me develop mine !! ur so coolsies , take a raven bunny :3

@joonebugg ; ack !! ur super awesome and kind also i love ur sona he's so cool :D heres him w bive !!

sorry i'm posting this today instead of actual valentines day i finished them all and got excited </3

also i want to specify that the shuriken + vinestaff one and pj + bluu ones are platonic !!

@byt3-0nline ... coughs ..... sorry i didnt make u anything digital im gonna make u something physical since ur my bestie irl... if u want something digital i can do that too !! /gen

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Glad we both enjoy hating omg.

AND YES! Istg the second that video dropped I watched it eagerly, I am such a Batman fan, ugh, if you're ever interested in him specifically, I'd heavily recommend Batman Animated Series, yearnful sigh. I miss when he's written well. And thank you! I appreciate this, I'm bound for a rewatch of this video, hehehe.

NO FR? Istg one of my BIGGEST pet peeves for lazy ass shipping is when OTHER characters have to comment on the relationship, as if it is in any way, shape, or form been properly conveyed as obvious to the audience. IT'S SO LAZY RAHHHHHH. Like you might as while have everyone calling them a couple and them blushing and saying NUH UH, and then never proceed to actually write them interested in each other, outside of predictable, boring commentary, WHICH IS OUT OF LEFT FIELD.

Rex and Eve are legit sm more interesting since they're supposed to be friends for years, then got together, and went through the same shit together. I'd legit rather than them than this. Why did Rex cheat? Why not explore any of these dynamics? Did Kate feel sidelined so she believed Eve and Rex were on a break? How shaky was their relationship?

Get this man in ethics, philosophy, therapy, and pysche classes istg. He truly needs college istg, bro needs education and awarenes. I do not believe he thought he actually thought of Eve, out of anything but guilt, if at ALL. This show feels like it's ACTIVELY trying to lie to me and it's not even doing it WELL? HELLO?

The villain opening was so dumb to me istg. Cecil's stuff I get why, but when it went back to why and justified why Cecil did what he did I wanted to roll my eyes. Like. I can assume why. I don't really need to see why. they're useful, and there's an unspoken GoG absence, yes? I get why Mark is opposed, sure, whatever. Can we use this time for anything else? If this show had more episodes and took things s l o w e r for once, it'd be more fitting to me. Otherwise? I don't care. Speaking of Oliver, they way he's better at fighting than Mark, like this is embarrassing. Mark lock in. Mark do better. Mark why is a child showing you up. WHY ARE EXPLICITLY SHOWN MARK IMPROVING AND THEN HE ACTS JUST AS SUCCESSFUL AS S1? HELLO?

I thought the fight against the underground monsters would be a great opportunity for him to be particularly lethal, like Omni-Man and actually show off some proper skills, and introduce Darkwing + Robots helping heros escape while he's distracted. Still can have Mark freak out, but people get reminded whose son he is. Casually shake off blood. Which we get later on (I wish it was cooler so bad, it's still my fav but with a hint of begrudging admittance), but I say why can't we have more feral Mark scenes? Why stop at one battle parallel with Nolan? Have him particularly lethal with monsters since he'll freak out over people, thinking of Angstrom! Let him mimic Nolan's efficiency and like casually dive through a monster's brain. Him freaking out when someone he cares about gets hurt is so dull to me, also? Did the venom work from the centipede????

GoG's breakup was truly so funny because none of these mfs have been meaningfully explored enough to make me shaken up that they're breaking up, or what that even means because their hero ecosystem isn't explored either! What's the stakes here? I don't get to see more dynamics I never got to see? I'm truly heart broken. Oh no. Also Immortal stay annoying me because bro truly invited himself, told everybody to stfu and get out to a team he decided he'd join back up again, and you're so correct he'd make a mf grovel to get back? Immortal don't be insufferable challenge.

Nolan being endeared to her because she's not afraid makes too much sense, omg. He's so baffled he's enraptured, and Debbie truly thinks he is not special for being capable of killing him, people could die randomly, asshole, get in line. I'd love to see how they got together if the show had time, and the potential dynamics from a "take no shit" Debbie and still learning about humanity, and flirting, Nolan.

REAL ASF THO. Like Invincible could be SO far if it was good. Shows where I'm already invested after it outright refuses to live up to it's potential are like catnip to me, I cannot shut up about it. I'm infuriated and enraptured and endeared. Begging everyone to watch this show, no I don't think it's incredible, watch it all anyway.

Please write the mentor Cecil fic of my dreams, if I can get some oneshots done I'd love to write it myself if I can think of some scenes. There's something so interesting about Cecil becoming an incidental (perhaps Mark opens up and Cecil Realizes: Oh, I can Use This) and then intentional mentor figure, (or again Mark insisting he needs to earn Immortal's approval to prove he's not his Dad fr). Like? Thefun extra wound of betrayal if Cecil still uses the whole scream thing! Maybe Robot/Rudy does a scan of him and finds it, and Mark has to conceptualize what it's for, or it's outright used to against him. I believe in Mark being put through the emotional ringer. Dad issues AND Dad-like mentor issues. Stack 'em.

GDA not have any contingencies or hidden plans is so baffling, like aren't you a paranoid department dealing with something as unstable and dangerous as supes? LIKE NO MEDICAL CHECK UP IS INSANE. Purposeful ignorance is so funny omg, they're actively make it difficult for them to pursue education lmao. But the way I would think they'd make Mark + Oliver binge every morality debate, philosophy, even skeezy therapy where the therapist is just snitching to what their mental states actually are. Enforcing Mark to understand how to fight mentally, and not following the same colonizer BS mindset. GIVE ME PARANOID GDA THINGS. Like if Mark went to college, does GDA have agent pretend to be a student to follow him?

While I'm not too familiar with the DCU- your batfam meta posts are intiguing- so in transfering some of the broader strokes from them- I think you tackling a 'Mark isn't Nolan's biological son' fic would be fascinating. Sort of a step to the side of the 'what if Mark never got his powers' fic that sometimes pop up in the fandom

OOOOOO chewing on this currently, hm, the much a distinct flavor of exactly what you’re talking about, but the potential for more family drama depending on WHO knows. Does Mark know?? Is he waiting every day only to be crushed? Does he confused non-Debbie features with Nolan’s? I suppose I’m not the most enthusiastic about non-power AUs, but I think there’s something very fun to explore about Mark having to settle with, if he knows all his life, he will never have powers? I think the trajectory of his dreams will obviously shift, I can see him still having that distinct fatherly idolization, but perhaps embraces being useful to the GDA? Cecil’s number one intern—only intern—curtesy of nepotism, ha! There is something tickling me about Mark taking the Robin Route/Role for the Teen Team in terms of having no powers, just insane skills, BUT there’s something way more delicious about intern Mark when s1e01 happens and Mark tries snooping around to find out the truth about what happened to his Dad.

I wonder if, with Mark having a whole another father, if they’re more or less distant relationship, depending on WHEN Nolan entered Mark’s life? Like if Debbie met Nolan later for this, or just for fun, they dated once, separated (Mark being born during then), then they happened to stumble into each others lives again and Mark’s already been born, anywhere from tween to teenager so there’s a gap in how close they are. I feel like one important aspect of the whole Family Drama is how close they’re supposed to be, a functional, loving family turned upside down? So I wonder what more distance does. I wonder how Nolan copes when his family is entirely human and he can’t project onto Mark.

I love thinking about these, omg.

[beardedhandstoadshark]

soooo how would each of your ocs in modern world react playing "Flappy Bird" game?

Yel‘s stuck in a "just one more try loop“ with a dash of "that’s not how birds work“ and the occasional dropping of bird-facts on the side while he plays. Someone please take the phone away from him

Red should not be approached. Enter the danger zone at your own risk. She really wants to see Mario at the end…and gets their soul crushed when he’s not actually there. _ orz

Mage ragequits but it’s more of a (💢ಠ v ಠ) than anything…unless he has to see that cursed bird ever again. Then it’s death and destruction like with Red

Deniz and Violet are high score buddies, though they’re the only ones who can actually put the phone away. Deniz is more into building type games than 2-min arcade minigames, so he quits after a short while (My man needs projects to work on for a game to stick). Violets here to break the others records and fuel her competitive streak, but doesn’t play it on her own otherwise.

[deoidesign]

One of my first digital pieces (2010) versus one of my recent ones (2024)

We all start somewhere!

[maraschinotopped]

undertale yellow. clutches head in anguish.

[bumblingbabooshka]

[TUVOKTOBER: Day 6] Based on this line of dialogue:

[icewindandboringhorror]

Everytime I face a new character limit on a website that didn't have them before/used to have really long ones... AUGHHhhh the modern social media world was not made for people like me (lovers of details, rambling, elaboration, thorough explanation, and nuance)

[sprinklethetangerine]

Don't get into a relationship with me unless you're prepared to deal with how much of a fucking idiot I am

[ringneckedpheasant]

my opinion of my roommate just gets worse & worse the older his kids get

[saintofpride201]

Thoughts on cheating in video games? I mean in general, with codes, exploits, cheat engine, etc.

Actually have words about this. Ironically this was just on my mind earlier yesterday.

So for single player games, I'd say that's fair game, so long as you're not cheesing leaderboards and shit with it. Games are meant to be fun, and breaking the rules in a non-competitive game is fun for a lot of people, myself included. Also helps people who have issues completing said games, whether they're disabled or just not really good at games but want to play them anyway. Glitches & exploits are also fair game there too.

Multiplayer games is a no-no for me. Unless it's a non-live game that specifically allows you to cheat with your co-op partners, it's wrong af. If it's anything like an MMO or anything with competitive elements, it gives you an unfair advantage over everyone else. Glitches however i think are fair game, again, so long as you're not cheesing them to get a 1-up on other players.

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Side note: I think it's dumb for games to punish you for cheating, outside of cutting off your achievements & not saving your records. Doing things like making everything in the game shame you for using the cheats that the devs built into the game for you to use, making certain things abnormally harder to do, etc. It's a dick move. If you didn't want us to cheat, why did you make a damn cheat menu in the game?

[mokeonn]

Currently I have so many bg3 saves bc I refuse to delete my old ones that will likely never be finished (first ever gameplays, not optimized, everytime I open one I get overwhelmed and stop), but also because I keep making new games with the specific purpose of romancing a certain companion, seeing special dialog, doing a specific style of run, or getting an achievement on steam.

[onepiexe]

ive been gone from here so long idk anybodys urls anymore oopsies

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I actually feel like i'm losing it I only started playing bg3 on friday/saturday and I am in withdrawl from just one day without it