#just today i put a plate on like the very edge of the counter ehere it was super unstable
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Don't get into a relationship with me unless you're prepared to deal with how much of a fucking idiot I am
#i get injured in the stupidest ways possible#one time i was washing a knife and I fucked up so bad that I cut my hand#i didnt drop it or anything no i straight up put my hand on the blade like an idiot#listen i thought i was grabbing the dull side okay i didnt know that was the sharp side 😭#just today i put a plate on like the very edge of the counter ehere it was super unstable#just because i wanted it to be close to the like pot that was sitting on the kitchen counter with the food in it#yk the food I was trying to scoop out to get into the plate#and i. in all my genius. pushed the plate with my body as i was trying to get the food and it fell on my foot and i have a bruise now#literally i am a walking hazard#i could probably find a way to get hurt by legit standing still#you gotta understand sometimes i just forget that thinking is a concept and a thing that i can actually do#im just a little stupid its okay#sprinkles says shit
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