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[klonoadreams]

Hey, so shit happened since i got hit by a car and need help Every little bit helps since I'm currently in a tight spot right now.

I got rear-ended by some jackass without insurance and the damage turned out to be far more than it seemed initially so they're labeling it a total loss. Meaning we have to get a new car, which I need to drive to work. I got injured by the accident, which is already annoying and I'm just so tired man. I need a boost, so any donation will help me out a lot in the long run.

[klonoadreams]

Hey, so shit happened since i got hit by a car and need help Every little bit helps since I'm currently in a tight spot right now.

I got rear-ended by some jackass without insurance and the damage turned out to be far more than it seemed initially so they're labeling it a total loss. Meaning we have to get a new car, which I need to drive to work. I got injured by the accident, which is already annoying and I'm just so tired man. I need a boost, so any donation will help me out a lot in the long run.

[klonoadreams]

I'M TIRED OF GETTING INTO CAR ACCIDENTS FUUUUCKKKKKKK

At an urgent care right now cuz its a few hours later and i have new pains that weren't there before jfkskdklff

Some jackass rear-ended me so now I'm stuck with insurance bs and reporting it

I was busy with work and a wedding to be active on tumblr but i gotta vent now cuz I cannot fucking get a breakkkkkk

[klonoadreams]

I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED FOR MY LIFE Y'ALL. AND LIKE ON JP...

I bought a pack and he showed up. i didn't have to go max pityyyy 😭😭😭

IM FREEEE, especially since I have chef Malleus on JP already so I don't have to do any pullssss, MALLEUS STOP MENACING MEEEE

Why is it this year that I'm getting harassed by this man...

Anyways, now I can save my resources again on NA.

[klonoadreams]

BRUH IM SO FUCKING SCARED FOR MY LIFE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

IM SO FUCKING SCARED CLUB WEAR MALLEUS BE NICE PLEASE I'M ON MY KNEES

This man took a bat to my kneecaps and keeps swinging, MISTER CORAL SEA EVENT, RELEASE MEEEEEE

[klonoadreams]

HELP I'M BEING HARASSED BY MALLEUS BANNERS

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALREADY HERE CLUB MALLEUS I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR 200 PULLS AHHHHH

I have a fucking wedding to go to next month didllsldkf

[klonoadreams]

I BOUGHT CURRENCY TONIGHT BECAUSE I GOT PAID AND I BLEW MY GEMS ON MY SON AND FATHER

ONLY FOR THIS ASSHOLE TO SHOW UP IN TWO PULLS

Cannot make this shit up over how my luck has been post Club Malleus.

Especially with this year's Birthday Malleus already being maxed out and we're less than two months in since his release.

Motherfucker, I'm yeeting Yuu (ewe) at you. You're really getting my account synergy up. My only regret is I was too poor for Platinum Grim to get that sweet, sweet double Duo synergy, but maybe in like two ish years on NA.

Anyways, woe, floof be upon ye. Try not to bite each other too much, I need Floof for the Tapis Rouge event on NA

She got that Jose from Persona 5 Royal look down :V

[klonoadreams]

No, you'll have a Spidersona stuck on the ceiling and then landing on Miguel O'Hara because he's got no spidey sense to save his ass. Also mister naked is his new nickname, seeing as Spidersona, who I'm naming Sonia as a joke cuz it sounds similar to Sona here lmao.

Say hello to Sonia, who split off from the OG Sonia since their canon event was literally dying and then coming back Dia de los Muertos style like Danny Phantom BS.

Pros: Sonia can acclimate to any universe.

Cons: it hurts like a bitch and she can't ever return to her OG universe, so she's effectively homeless lmao. And just living with Miguel as a result. He hates her for beinv such an anomaly like "doctors hate her" type of shit.

They get into fights often, the others at HQ place bets on them lmao

[klonoadreams]

Hi yes, i need everyone to know that this shitpost has gotten out of hand, as we now have this at Miguel O'Hara

I know he's not actually, but that's the joke

Ayo what up it's called Marvel Rivals addiction and my constant hating of Spiderman mains in my matches as a support main (JJJ sounding ass motherfuckers, I want Spiderman gone type of shit) caused my YouTube algo to hit me with Spiderverse stuff, also Miguel O'Hara's ass in my fortnite games have made me unwise so anyways 2 am thoughts have brought you

Thoughts from almost 2 years ago becoming a thing

Plus me going "alright knock off spiderman, I'm stealing this skin from fortnite since I use it the most to make up a sugar skull day of the dead type of spidersona"

And it's just Miguel getting menaced by someone who is literally stuck at HQ cuz they got car crashed Isekai'd into an Isekai.

Self insert, and also I just have this thought in my head rent free, of Miguel just staring up at this local freeloader of his being stuck on the ceiling, and going, "you gonna come down?"

"Don't wanna." "Get down now." "Nah, lmao."

"Don't make me come up there." "Please do, I'm actually stuck."

It's called clone rumble in Marvel Rivals got m3 stuck in a game full of Spidermans where I didn't know how to websling and I was just stuck on the wall at times. It was funny but also that's literally my spidersona girlfailing their way into borderline crack scenarios cuz I crave comedy.

Also I want Miguel's hand in marriage and I also want to throw him into a wall and punch him. Do you see my conflicting thoughts? Also my Mexican ass wants to swear him out in spanish.

Anyways good day everyone. It might be a second person pov fanfic coming to a brainrot near you.

Please talk spiderverse with me, i think its funny that Miguel has a fat ass and also huge boobs that make me go "why are your boobs so big" "they are not boobs"

I want to menace him god dammit 😫

[klonoadreams]

You must understand my spidersona brainrot was also caused by m3 ending up on the Shin Shibuya map and Spider Islands map a lot, like so fucking much, that I see it and Spider Zero in my dreams cuz I have been stuck in Gold for the last two weeks.

Like god damn, I swrar I'm not addicted to Marvel Rivals. I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT (I cannot lmao)

Anyways what up, I main Susan Storm and get my ass kicked a lot by Spiderman mains who know how to play Spiderman.

[klonoadreams]

Ayo what up it's called Marvel Rivals addiction and my constant hating of Spiderman mains in my matches as a support main (JJJ sounding ass motherfuckers, I want Spiderman gone type of shit) caused my YouTube algo to hit me with Spiderverse stuff, also Miguel O'Hara's ass in my fortnite games have made me unwise so anyways 2 am thoughts have brought you

Thoughts from almost 2 years ago becoming a thing

Plus me going "alright knock off spiderman, I'm stealing this skin from fortnite since I use it the most to make up a sugar skull day of the dead type of spidersona"

And it's just Miguel getting menaced by someone who is literally stuck at HQ cuz they got car crashed Isekai'd into an Isekai.

Self insert, and also I just have this thought in my head rent free, of Miguel just staring up at this local freeloader of his being stuck on the ceiling, and going, "you gonna come down?"

"Don't wanna." "Get down now." "Nah, lmao."

"Don't make me come up there." "Please do, I'm actually stuck."

It's called clone rumble in Marvel Rivals got m3 stuck in a game full of Spidermans where I didn't know how to websling and I was just stuck on the wall at times. It was funny but also that's literally my spidersona girlfailing their way into borderline crack scenarios cuz I crave comedy.

Also I want Miguel's hand in marriage and I also want to throw him into a wall and punch him. Do you see my conflicting thoughts? Also my Mexican ass wants to swear him out in spanish.

Anyways good day everyone. It might be a second person pov fanfic coming to a brainrot near you.

Please talk spiderverse with me, i think its funny that Miguel has a fat ass and also huge boobs that make me go "why are your boobs so big" "they are not boobs"

I want to menace him god dammit 😫

[klonoadreams]

Book 7 finale murdered me, but hey I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT THE SENATE CREATING THIS MONSTER BUT HOLY SHIT

I did not expect it to be this bad, literally granting a child SO MUCH POWER, THAT HE CAN’T EVEN LAUGH OR SAY OUCH WITHOUT HURTING SOMEONE.

But more than that, Lilia apologized to Malleus!! THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED, HIM FINALLY CLOSING THE DISTANCE TOO, AND ACTUALLY REVISITING THAT LESSON IN BOOK 6 WITH A BETTER UNDERSTANDING

Imma sob, Malleus ready to enjoy the precious memories even with the pain, that's what it should've been in Book 6. It took a while, but Lilia finally acting like the dad he actually is to Malleus.

And lmaoo it was Idia who dealt the final blow, I'm losing it, dude was like aw fuck, they're too weak to love for this and just does it himself.

Also congrats to everyone officially aging, AND TO THE CONFIRMATION THAT RIDDLE IS ONLY A MONTH OLDER THAN ACE LET'S FUCKING GO FOR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!!! WEWWWW

Anyways since Malleus was nerfed, his magic is still there, just harder to use as he finally gets a full catharsis of his emotions after so long. While great, my first thought was also "oh we're fucked for book 8"

I like to think personally, he could fix his horn, but nah, he wants it that way also out of spite to the senate cuz fuck them. Get rid of them, bunch of dead ass bastards.

Praise be to the Sorcerer's Apprentice, no fucking wonder Rollo got a slap on the wrist by the NRC gang, they want this fucker to learn from his mistakes while also being selfish too. Jfc, thank you Mickey and Yensid for your hard work of making messes and cleaning up from it.

I'm so obsessed with this, because I was always wondering why it was called Sage's Island and the platinum cards with the Fantasia scenery, BUT IT FINALLY ALL CAME TOGETHER LMAO.

I'm full of emotions also say hello to my son

I will never recover emotionally from this, but I lovemy dumbass cat and tsunotaro.

(Also yes, he's still losing the horn in Counting Sheep cuz I want Lilia to live and get his magic back and also want that family moment with Silver, it was Malleus returning what Lilia gave him in the egg so mamy years ago, I'm emotional wehhhh)

(Don't touch me, I'm not over Yuu (ewe) being the only person who was always closing the distance betweenher and Malleus and always inviting him over into her activities like im so fuckinv emoooooo fkdlxlkcnc)

(Flooooofff i can't believe I added this fucking meaning to your interactions with Malleus, Floof you beautiful beast tamer you)

[klonoadreams]

The ultimate nightmare team up according to Ruggie and Leona.

The Floof and Rook.

Yuu (ewe) is the chaser and Rook is the sniper, together, they are unstoppable.

Until Vil steps in and lectures them, while also pulling out all the leaves that got in Floof's hair, and scolds Rook for smiling so hard because look, Vil cares so much about them lmao.

[klonoadreams]

Because of all the evolution stuff I said before, I'm now wondering if the world of Twist really has an evolution like ours.

It's known that beastmen are the evolution of talking animals (correct me if I'm wrong)

but I don't know if they would have things like, I don't know, dinosaurs? or saber-toothed tigers? or synapsids? or even crazy creatures like the Habelia.

I've been learning more about the pre-dinosaur eras or the post-dinosaur eras, and then it occurred to me that, considering it's a "Disney" world but full of all kinds of fantastic creatures, I didn't know if they would also include the "Dinosour" from 2000, or even the more family friendly "The good dinosour".

I mean, imagine talking to ANY of them and saying "What's your favorite dinosaur? Mine is the carnotaurus, although, marine-wise I'd say the mosasaurus and plesiosaurs are pretty cool, even if I'm not sure they fall into the dinosaur category" and they don't know what the heck you're talking about, but not in the sense of not knowing them but rather not knowing what a dinosaur is.

How do you explain to the octotrio the existence of the mosasaurus and plesiosaurs? Would they believe they still exist? Would it give them nightmares?

"Don't be like that, did they become extinct millions of years ago, or did they evolve into snakes, reptiles, and birds" "WHAT?!"

Im sorry i took so long to answer this ask, that I basically was possessed into JJK Nana to introduce the cursed throuple baby that is just Toji claiming the Satoru/Nana baby as also his, only to fall back into Twst as we finally near the end of Book 7.

This would be so fucking funny, like I need to see if dinos exist or not cuz birds exist, we need dinos for birds and other stuff, but like I NEED TO KNOW LIKE NOW

Also thank you for bringing up Dinosaur, one of my favorite movies from that weirge gap of 1999 to 2001, because I love Tarzan and have it on VHS so before the movie started, I always saw the Dinosaur preview. And then I watched Dinosaur and I'm like oooooo.

I also do love The Good Dinosaur. It's a cute film, nothing terrible as people would say it is. I love it.

Thank you for this ask. :V

[klonoadreams]

While I wait for the next update to book 7, I am just over here like, Yuu (ewe) in this mess is legit gonna have a bigger role to play with OB Malleus and rather than have Silver even get a chance of even TARGETING those horns, it's called Maleanor's lullaby being sung to a suddenly came to his senses Malleus while everyone else fights the dragon phantom to separate them...

While Floof is just...

Malleus dealing with the consequences of his actions, and yet still being shown mercy. Truly heartbreaking. :V

Anyways as I said, my inbox is open

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Genuinely think it's super fucking funny that Idia, Mister Almost Factory Reset The World when he OB'd is out here, talking shit to Malleus, like pot, meet kettle. Lmao i know he's just the Styx messenger here, but it's still so funny.

But also I think if there's anyone who can reach out to Malleus despite it all, it's Idia, who has already went through the pains of losing his own brother.

Since Malleus ended the dream, and his blot levels went down, I feel that Idia is succeeding to a point where I don't believe at all that Silver is going to actually target Malleus's horns.

Nah, I think that's gonna be used on the dragon phantom behind him. I'll probs be wrong by the next update or whatever, but I have a feeling things won't go exactly as people think it will.

And I fucking doubt Malleus will lose his horns. Like come on. :V

(Being a Malleus Defender is suffering when twst fandom is eating each other alive, I'm just waiting for the flashback scene of Malleus being vulnerable)

[klonoadreams]

It sure is hard loving Malleus Draconia while the twst fandom starts eating itself alive again.

Also yes this is book 7 spoilers so if you wanna ask me about it, fucking go nuts

I'm reeling over how I had Yuu (ewe) being able to touch Malleus's horns during their first meeting and how significant that is now due to recent information.

Floof and Malleus forever bruh