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i saw you in a magazine, your clothes were yellow and your hair was green
#in a stall near baclaran#i stared stunned by your beauty#do you remember when it was just us#id never have thought that youd become famous#i even laughed at you#you called me shameless#you were kinda ugly then#but now?#YOUR SMILE IS DIFFERENT#YOUR GAZE IS DIFFERENT#EVERYTHING'S CHANGED ABOUT YOU#I WISH I DIDNT SEE IT#I WISH THERE WAS NO PROBLEM#BECAUSE THE MONEY I BROUGHT ISNT ENOUGH#to buy#ooohhh#to buy your beautiful face#hahahhahagshhs translating songs is fun sometimes
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Okay lights out and away we go!
Franco Colapinto emotional radio during formation lap
Vb thanking Ferrari engine(1st time anyone has ever done that)
Max "Turn 1" verstappen going for it and channelling his inner Ferrari boy and taking Oscar out(my favourite Ferrari boy mr max verstappen)
Vb and Sergio Perez making contact and Checo retires from what could be his last race for Redbull or last race in f1 ever
Pierre Gasly is somehow 3rd on the road
and Charles is umm *checks notes* P12 SOMEHOW MAKING UP 7 POSITIONS IN HALF A LAP
yuki had a shit start some clutch problem
And *checks notes again* oh and Charles Leclerc is p8 now lap 2 is not even over yet and he's p8 now he's gained 11 places. ELEVEN
KMAG has gained 7 places. Goat behaviour
Oscar is p19 and last(oof)
Alpine fighting and winning against mercedes(what the hell, sure)
Lando timing the vsc perfectly and running away from Carlos
Oscar hitting Franco and puncturing Franco's tyres(another oof moment for Oscar)(he'll get a pen for that)
Max and Oscar and Vb all get a 10 sec penalty
"move of a wdc that one"(Oscar you funny man)
"We are p8""woohoohoo"(charles you funny man)
It's so over for Mercedes(loosing against alpine)
"G.O.O.D."(Oscar stop)
Fernando Alonso makes his own track up for a while(that was so foul from Martin lmao)
Lewis making up a heap of places not so slowly but surely
Charles Leclerc 3rd track limit strike in span of 12 laps(bro was pushing hard i applaud)(kept in under control for the rest of the race)(i applaud again)
Kmag slow pitstop ruining his race(why does this always happen with Haas)
Alex Albon and Zhou Guanyu apparently being investigated for a false start
Zhou getting a 5sec penalty. Alex is freeee.
Yukierre having beautiful w2w
Charles undercuts George and Pierre and is effectively p3 now
It's a bird it's a plane it's Charles Leclerc overtaking everybody(wtf did he have for breakfast)
Vcarb going a vcarb and forgetting how to properly bolt a tyre and messing up Liam's race(it gets way worse later)
Forget that, it gets worse NOW they get 10 sec stop go for unsafe release on track. That's like 30 seconds.(Wdym it still gets worse later wdym)
Ferrari pitting Carlos and it's a fast stop(2.2). Wonderful
Mclaren pit Lando and holy shit that's even faster(2.0).
Franco retires from the race (goodbye Franco may heaven for Williams tortured drivers welcome you with open arms)
Carlos is pushing his tyres to get closer to Lando (gee I wonder if this will have future consequences on his fight with Lando for the wcc)
Alonso not putting up much of a fight with Max but doing so with Oscar(cinema)
Bono apparently has a plan that can result in Lewis being p3 (Gaslight gatekeep girlboss Bono)(they came close to p3 I'll give him that)
"Stupid idiots" lmao Max and Oscar being their own version of aggressive on the radio lol
Oh my god Valtteri and Kmag making contact. Unfortunate for both of them. One of those contacts you can't really blame on either of the drivers but yeah sucks.
Valtteri retires from the race he had too much damage(the lesson here is don't make emotional radios on the starting grid or you have a high likelihood of not finishing the race)
Kmag sets a fastest lap with a damaged car(goat behaviour)
Both Aston Martin cars committing war crimes against Oscar piastri's race all throughout their race(lol cannot make this shit up)
Ferrari are p2-p3 and both of their tyres are hanging on by thoughts and prayers
"Dou kan do dat": Toto wolff(idk why I put this here I just like making fun of him sometimes)
Martin bringing up Fernando's dark times around the abu dhabi circuit(what did nando do to you Martin let the man be omg)
Oscar almost binned it into the wall cause yuki's car upset his own(nice save tho)
"This😭is😭the😭rhythm": Charles Leclerc(says while barely hanging on to his tyres said rhythm)
Anthony:Carlos has a potential puncture and something has flown into his cockpit apparently. Crofty: ah ok 👍(the skyf1 comms are so unserious my god)
Liam's car realizes that it doesn't want to finish the race and decides to ends itself
Lewis gets that P4 on the last possible moment making a fantastic overtake
Lando wins the race and Oscar got P10 so McLaren win the constructors!!!(They have 666 points.)(This was just in spite against their rival catholic team)
Ferrari 2-3.(Next year will be out year guys Forza Ferrari)(*Shakes violently*)(also this next year will be our year can be heard on lando radio as well lol)
Alpine finished above Haas in the constructors (which a/c to me is baffling that these two teams were even fighting for p6 considering the start of their season)(but no all 4 drivers were on it the whole season)(such a shame for Haas tho at one point it looked like it was surely going to be them)
Max verstappen somehow made it to p6 WHICH IS HIS LOWEST FINISHING POSTION THIS SEASON.I REPEAT P6 IS HIS LOWEST FINISHING POSTION P6.(Goat behaviour).
Lewis and Zhou do donuts(different locations)
Charles leclerc got dod(deserved)
Max went to apologise to Oscar after that turn 1 incident(yes max verstappen apologised)(apparently he does that to the Leclercs)
Lando and team were celebrating very nice to see and then mbs showed up and ruined it(zak brown was there so it already was kind of ruined)(and then the two evils hugged each other...astronomical amounts of evilness was achieved)(the only thing that kind of saved that frame of them hugging was that Lando was hugging his dad in the background)
Charles was sulking even after that masterclass race and then mbs showed up and ruined it even more
Also Jannik Sinner was supposed to wave the chequered flag and he looked absolutely devastated to do that(it's okay Italian boy next year will be our year come back next year)
Cooldown room was carlando+homophobic charles(charles really said RPF is not fine)
Cooldown room was also where zak brown and mbs were(who let them in man)(justice for Andrea Stella)(Andrea left Ferrari for McLaren and when McLaren win he doesn't even get to be on the podium smh)(plus he's cooler than zak brown)
Charles the absolute evil man hehe'ed at Max and Oscar spinning (the only time he smiled after during all of this btw)(lestappies rise)
Podium was nice if you were anyone other than charles leclerc. You have zak brown being borderline animalistic and overjoyus being more happy than the entire team combined lol. Also Carlos's last podium in red♥️
pray for george russell and charles leclerc nothing wrong with them they had to stand on the podium with brad pitt and act like they weren't just sulking.
You also have the Ferrari and McLaren crew hugging each other in the pitlane.(No...fight fight!)(Jk jk no but it's really nice to see those two teams not hold toxic grudges)(The season is over focus on next year if you're a Ferrari fan) (this season is over focus on next year if you're a McLaren fan but celebrate first)
Oh also nico rosberg has been saying Lewis Hamilton is his friend and also the greatest driver of all time(idk what implications this has but I don't think the goat part should surprise you he has always put lewis above others)
We saw 24 drivers this season and 5 of them have not made it past 2024 with a full time race seat. Thank you for your services Kmag, Valtteri, Zhou, Logan and Daniel. History will not forget you and we might see you some other time in f1 nobody knows how this circus works! (also checo could be a part of this club pray for him i suppose)
#can you tell im a cl16 stan#this is pov ferrari fan dont call me out okay#zak brown tw#abu dhabi gp 2024#shameless tagging look away now#f1#formula 1#formula one#race report#race recap#scuderia ferrari#mclaren#alpine f1#max verstappen#pierre gasly#yuki tsunoda#charles leclerc#fernando alonso#f1 memes#oscar piastri#lando norris#lewis hamilton#kevin magnussen#valtteri bottas#f1 2024#carlos sainz jr#haas f1 team#i guess i have to tag them since i did mention these ships here#lestappen#carlando
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ok. question.
ortega ended up hallucinating sidestep after they "died", but sidestep doesnt know about that. they know it got bad, but never the full extent of how their death affected them. so if your sidestep Did learn, if they found out ortega looked for them in every little piece they could, would that change anything for your sidesteps? would their relationship with ortega be any different?
#pulp speaks#Am i thinking of my “ortega sees sidestep posthb” fic again? perhaps#shameless plug btw yall should read it its called 'seen' on ao3 and i still like it#but anyway the important bits: ive been thinking about it with my sidesteps and its really interesting to me how different they are#but theyre all some variation of “i didnt know you /cared/”#caine is. uncomfortable with the idea#i genuinely dont know why but i do know that in the end their feelings on the matter are “whats done is done and im back now” with a small#“ill try not to leave again” mixed in#meanwhile cyrus is a deer in headlights over it#itd be way worse if he learned it when they met again- i feel like if he learned ortega was still that attached he wouldve left and never-#-come back. he would still want to Now but hes too tangled in his relationships and ortega is his /friend/ and leaving would just explode i#-his face‚ god Damnit ortega you son of a bitch‚ he shouldve just run. you werent supposed to drag him into caring about people again.#cecilia would have mixed feelings about it. i think shed resonate with it a lot for reasons she doesnt want to face#but it would also hit her like a goddamn Truck that he chose to move on/replace her rather than try get her back and its easier to get mad-#-about that than question her own feelings. but also maybe she could use this to her advantage? maybe this time he knows theres always a-#-chance hell come back for her next time. maybe. shes hoping there wont be a next time.#cynthias an interesting case because shes in love with ortega. deeply. but ortega /never came for her/ when she /promised/ and cynthia-#-is still furious about it#ortega hallucinated her in death but she couldnt put the pieces together and go looking herself? she cared enough to look for her but-#-not enough to save her?#she would still end up settling on bitterness for abandoning her but the information would shake her to her core#anyway. i think ortega should be used as a squeaky toy 👍#caine lynzal#cyrus becker#cecilia rider#cynthia garcia#ortega#sidestep#fhr
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‘stop eating your weight in fruit loops, go get dressed!’
#i need a mickey in my life#like right now thank you#depression is kicking my ass#and i barely get out of bed these days#other than reading gallavich fics all day whilst my books star at me#🫡#i want to draw but the moment i try to do anything i just sigh#and call it a day#so all i could get out of me was this.. thing?#i don’t know how to draw cute but i suppose … it’s a thing?#very relatable scene at the moment so here#beautiful depressed ian for you all#ian gallagher#gallavich#shameless#shameless us#cameron monaghan#illustration
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How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:
#the bear#the bear fx#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#richie jerimovich#jk kind of#well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters#under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability#like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it#Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear#but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil#Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did#on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same#to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone#and overall being unpleasant to Carmy#Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs#pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them#and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl#I do like Richie#it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney#ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie#in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up#like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived#I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world#but that aside#In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef#In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with#in an unorthodox manner#he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney#this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy
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"With the breeze to meet adventure" or "Charming moon couplу`s active weekend" or "When they have a free minute"
#shameless exploitation of SQ#I don't know how to sign this art#you can call it whatever you want#I love their smiles and their laughter so much#苍兰诀#no drama can replace them for me#cang lan jue#cdrama#clj#moon supreme#dongfang xunfeng#xiao lanhua#dfqc#xlh#sq#shangque#fan art#art#love between fairy and devil#clj fan art#illustration#clj-art-blog#my 13th CLJ art
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and if i said that i’m on lip’s side in season 4?
#the answer is i’d be right#i don’t condone the whole screaming in fiona’s face shit#but he wasn’t wrong… fiona was refusing to take accountability or responsibility for her literal kids#and then lip calls her out and he’s the bad guy#like ‘i’m not guilty’ ‘it’s never about me’ like- no- liam literally almost died in your care… you’re guilty#fiona also wasn’t the only parentified one- lip was as well#i don’t blame him at all for his reaction and i honestly think he was being incredibly generous#because if i were in his position i wouldn’t want her around liam and i know that’s controversial but you can’t blame him for it#he’s protective as he should be because there isn’t really many people protecting the gallagher kids#actions have consequences and there’s no point in being angry about the fact that fiona needed to face consequences#it would be an injustice to liam if she wasn’t arrested and charged and i stand by that#shameless#fiona gallagher#lip gallagher#liam gallagher shameless#4x05#4x06#4x07
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Bulma: Oh, you're right, Vegeta. He is cute.
Vegeta: Nobody said "cute."
Bulma: Fine. You're right, Vegeta. He is "Profoundly Fuckable"
Vegeta:
Bulma:
Granolah:
Granolah: It's nice to meet you, too,
#dbtag#silly hours#i need more chapters of geets being weird about granolah tbh he's so stoked to meet another freeza survivor -- murderous intent is a bonus#vegeta handing granolah the radar and saying hmu if you wanna fight... geets rly wrote his number on a dude's wrist and said call me#the saiyan equivalent of popping the top button and saying what's up#right in front of goku and whis' salad. shameless.#commissioning toya for one page of granolah taking off and goku turning to vegeta like '¬‿¬ ...slut.'#bc goku does that same thing to every man he fights and i think it would be extremely funny
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shameless hot takes
i kind of dig the way lip ended up as a failure. i know a lot of people hate what the show did to him, how he never lived up to his potential (the same way they do it to rory gilmore) but like. that happens. lifes just like that. sometimes people who have had everything to live with grandiosity end up ruining everything up, and lips life was HARD and it SUCKED so him failing its kind of expectable i think. and its not like lips life ended, mans not even 30 and hes not just smart hes a genius, he will end up turning the table and coming straight to the top, i believe so.
frank doesn't love his children. i know people like to think frank was somewhat nice sometimes and that he was troubled but he loved the gallaghers his own way but i dont think he really did. he didnt even knew them. he was just too selfish and a narcissist and not even once a "act of love" was genuine or didnt have a gain for him or was somewhat for his benefit or interest.
of all plots, i believe gay jesus was the worst. i tried to remeber every other plot of the show and dont get me wrong the frank and his buddy pal mickey oshea SUCKED and i love ian hes my favorite character but what the fuck was that. the idea is really nice but it took so long to convey this arc of mania of him and it just was really badly written and executed and later it doesn't have importance to the plot. no surprise cameron monaghan wanted to skip shameless after that.
gallavich is not a healthy goal relationship. i mean yeah, they do love each other and they are good to each other, and i will excuse them for all the shit they did as teenagers cause they seemed to forgive each other and grow from it and i dont think they knew best but as adults they dont fucking communicate and mick broke ians leg like common. also most of time ian just seems to regret having married mick is really frustrating. i genuinely dont understand how that happened cause gallavich was all the writes had to milk and serve for the last seasons and they still fucked it up.
debbie is a rapist. she just is. just like sheila is too, i believe, and frank, and mandy, and jody, and estefania (i dont think jimmysteve is tho). they practiced nonconsensual sex and thats rape, end of story. i know the deborah debate is kind of hot ground and everybody has a different opinion about it cause she was young and didnt have the proper sex ed. but she did it not once, but twice AFTER facing consequences and getting to educate herself about what she did and why that was wrong, and i believe she would do it again if she had the motivation like she did on those circumstances. not saying matty or derick were cool guys, fuck them, matty wanted to go out with an underage girl when he met debbie and he kept going out with her after knowing she was much younger than he first thought and derick know that having sex can lead to having a baby and he and his family should have tried to be better to franny, but still they didnt deserved to by lied and abused by deb.
the gallaghers house should be debbie and carl's to decide what to do. the house is in fionas name, that much is true, but it is clear they kept contact with fiona at the begging of season 10 as she calls debbie to know about freddie and at that hall of fame episode too, so that much wouldn't be a problem. also, as fiona left, she left debbie in charge of the house's finances, and i believe the responsibility of what to do with the house is left with debbie too. i dont think fiona would be thrilled with the wouse being sold but she moved on and if her siblings are up to moving on too i dont think she would be opposed to it. that said, she would let the house deed on debbies hand i believe. taking up the fact that debbie is a mom with a little child and no other place to live, the fact she doesnt want to sell the house is comprehensible and i dont think any other gallagher can say its not, even more so lip. they tried to make the decision voting, letting the majority determinate what to do, but i dont think thats fair since lip could very easily get a house to himself and ian and mickey too, they had the money. now, about carl, is simply cause he paid for the house, therefore he should had a say on it. season 6, when the house was going to be sold, no other Gallagher than fiona was really trying to make to money to buy it. when she couldnt, carl saved the day and gave the money, and fiona was reluctant but she had no other option than to accept it, otherwise they would lose the house. even though the house is in fionas name like she likes to make it very clear, it is carls, and if he wanted to he could have put it in someone elses name, not lip cause he's in debt cause of the credit cards he has gotten to pay college, but he could have made it ians or anyone elses. he didnt cause he respects family and he respects fiona. since the house is his, and he also didnt really had any other place like debbie, they both should make the decision together.
fiona fucking sucks. i know a lot of people hates her and a lot loves her, and theres people in here that knows shes middle ground just like basically everybody on the show, which is called SHAMELESS for a reason. and i can agree with everybody. my point here is that she did nice things and stupid things and i dont hate her or love her for them, nor do i think all is forgiven because of her trauma or that shes number one worst character of the show. i think she sucks, think that she was wrong for all the liam shit, that she is an agent of chaos, that she was a bad girlfriend for all of her boyfriends just like they were bad for her (except mike he rocks), i think she make some of them worst really; i understand her desire to grown and be someone but i think it was risky to put the gallaghers house on the line so she could open the laundry (even more so cause i dont really consider it hers but carls), i understand how at some point she wanted to grow and take care of herself and be less of an parent in her sibling's life cause if she took care of herself since she was nine i think her siblings could try and take care of each other and their own ass a little so she could start living but the way she didnt really helped ian, the way she shut down debbie and was sad when debbie shuted her down, the way she left carl to his white boy fase without as much as trying and the way she said to them put VERONICA and KEVIN first at their emergency call before her was insane and she should be dragged for it idc. she was always mean to her siblings romantic interests too and that really bugs me cause mandy put lip in college and mickey cared for ian.
lip fucking sucks. most people here think the similarity between lip and frank starts and finishes on alcoholism and appearance but i think its more than that, i think both of them are narcissistic motherfuckers. i cant think of a single time lip put effort in anything for any other reason than to satisfy himself. it is the most evident when you think about his relationships SPECIALLY tami and fred, but if you think about his desire to be a father, the way he treated fiona when she was down, the whole sierra fiasco and how he treated her sons daddy, the karen ian thing; he even said that he helps his alcoholic friends because he thinks that if they cant do it then certainly lip himself won't be able to do it. i cant hold ian to the same parameters, i only think deb fiona and carl are really there for each other but ian gets a pass cause hes just selfish to some extent. he is bipolar and shit went down when he was still a child; still, joining the army and sending no news was a dick move and when he was good and on his meds and working as an EMT i think he wasnt really there for his family, tho he cared for mandy. cant really say much cause most of the time he was out of himself or in jail.
#working on pt 2#i kind of want people to debate with me about it#like do you agree? do you desagree? tell me more about it please#call me crazy idc im here for it#i just finished watching it and im a little obsessed i have to spill it out so i can move on#shameless#shameless us#fiona gallagher#lip gallagher#ian gallagher#debbie gallagher#carl gallagher#liam gallagher#frank gallagher#veronica fisher#kevin ball#mickey milkovich#mandy milkovich#gallavich#og.
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i've seen a lot of stuff on this recently and wanna add in my opinions bc why not. there's stuff going around about how low engagement is on fanfics and people are right, i run an edit account (shameless promotion on it rn) and write fics (more shameless promotion) and i get a decent amount of attention, don't get me wrong i love when one person engages bc that means it's reached one person.
but back when i started my edit account it peaks pretty decently, then everything started slowing down and it's really sad, as much as i tell myself not to get hurt by the little attention it gets, i put so much effort into the edits and fics, just to feel a little short changed.
i bounce from more mainstream fandoms to more niche ones, i get engagement varies based on how big a fandom is so when i get little attention on my more niche edits i get it. but when it's a larger fandom, it hurts that i don't get much attention.
when it comes to fanfics, i get kudos, same logic, smaller fandoms, less attention not the issue. the issue i have is that no one comments, i get roughly three or less than. it's not that i wanna sit there and go 'validate me strangers, validate me' it just is a little encouragement when someone says they enjoyed it and can't wait for more (and i also struggle to leave comments on fics to, it slips my mind when you get excited with new ships or just fics).
i know there a bigger issues in fandoms (and the world), but the small sense of community i get within fandoms is quite nice, i've made some mates over the past few years and it's nice, becuase some pretty good friendships come out of one share interest.
it's worrying to me that interaction in fandoms seems to have fizzled out, but also how toxic a lot of them have become, i've seen so many saying they get rude comments, there's so much discourse. i sit back and avoid shit going down in fandoms bc at the end of the day, sure it's just a fandom, but it's also a community for so many.
sure fics/edits are made for the creators, i write a lot of 'no one asked for this' fics, but that doesn't mean you can't engage, leave a comment every once in a while if you enjoyed it, show the author some love.
#im tagging so many fandoms to call them out for toxicity too#bc im petty like that#and some people just really need to touch grass#comment on fics#please don’t be toxic#just be civil#911 abc#buddie#good omens#call of duty#dead boy detectives#doctor who#warrior nun#ted lasso#babylon berlin#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#willow show#the last of us#the bastard son & the devil himself#shameless#the old guard#the witcher#ive tried to list of so many fandoms that ive been in#and are currently in#not all of them are toxic before you come at me#you know who you are#ao3 fanfic#fanfiction
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✨ challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same, and see which character is everyone's favourite ✨
Hi! So, I was tagged by the amazing @iwantoceans and the wonderful @chanbig! I proceeded to question ever single fav I've ever had, but in the end I chose those that are still actively giving me brainrot and a few old classics. Please enjoy!
I'm tagging @ae-azile, @koreanthrillerenjoyer, @a-trick-or-two-with-lepers, @l-tyrell and @sophieistrashaf! Would love to see your choices, but no pressure of course! 💖
#thanks again for tagging!#tag game#you might notice a pattern in the blorbos... no need to call me out. i know already.#also! this is the first poll i ever created! fun things!#also also. i fear i rigged it by tagging those i tagged. like. i dont have shameless and a very few captive prince friends...#sophieistrashaf can be the tiebreaker. cause i i always force her to watch/read my favs. i made her watch kp and be (ongoing) and iwtv#and made her read captive prince. im such a good friend.)
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This is an excerpt from the book I'm writing about Anansi & Hermes, but you could also think of it as an IWTV (AMC) AU. These beautiful monsters definitely inspired me a lot. If you like supernatural stuff, mythology, queer romance, and the like, this book will be for you!
Just in case it wasn't clear:
Hermes - Sam
Anansi - Jacob
“What are you doing?” Hermes asked warmly as he stepped into Anansi’s small kitchen, the handsome young form he’d taken on covertly working over the counter, his back to Hermes. Andre, he was calling himself. Andre, after the legendary African-American actor who had portrayed Hermes so wonderfully in a hit Broadway show. Hermes couldn’t help but be warmed by the choice of name. Hermes had noticed the connection, the first time he heard Anansi introduce himself as Andre. It was the day after their first night together, rekindling what they’d always known was inevitable. Their bond. Their need for each other. More than just love— some invisible tie that bound them to one another, always leading them home to the other’s arms. Then, he realized that Andre was the name Anansi had been using since he’d started his life in New York just a couple of years earlier, the name printed on his documents, on his New York State ID card. He’d wanted to ask Anansi about it– if he was right about the name’s origin. Anansi never usually put much thought into his names, just choosing things that sounded nice and fit the era and the place. But Anansi confirmed it for him casually one day as if the Spider could sense Hermes’ curiosity.
Now, Hermes’ curiosity was piqued by the odd behavior of the Spider in his humble NYC kitchen, his slim body pressed against the counter, his shoulders hunched forward just slightly and his head tilted forward with a kind of focus. Hermes pressed forward into the kitchen, and his eyes caught a glimpse of something metallic in Anansi’s hand. It was a kitchen knife, the kind with a black handle and a stainless steel blade that you might buy at a discount from a big box store. Unremarkable in every way. Anansi, though, was pressing the blade into his all-too-human wrist, and he sliced it easily, the blood seeping from the wound and halfway filling a small glass jar that was placed on the counter in front of him. Hermes swiftly took the knife from him, his godly hand grasping Andre’s wrist and healing it immediately. Their eyes met. Andre seemed startled by Hermes’ speed as much as he seemed ashamed to have been caught.
“What are you doing?” Hermes repeated, this time exasperated– horrified by what he’d witnessed. Surely, Anansi hadn’t brought him to this life, to Andre, only to end things. No mortal death ended Anansi for long. He shed human personas like a second skin, and easily crawled into the next one as if the previous had never existed. But Hermes had never seen him end one on purpose.
“Never mind,” Andre said, his brown eyes shifting back to his task as he took his wrist away from Hermes pointedly. Those were the words he’d repeat when he was doing something magical that he didn’t want to explain, but Hermes hated the dismissiveness. He was a God of Olympus. He dealt in shadows and cunning just as much as Anansi did– maybe more, if he allowed himself to be honest about it. He stood just behind Andre’s shoulder, and he watched him take the bloody knife and reopen the wound, the young man only wincing a bit as if the pain of the blade was nothing more than a mild annoyance.
“Andre will die, Anansi–”
“He won’t. Never mind,” Andre said evenly. Hermes watched as Andre drained blood from his wrist into the jar again. When the jar was full, Andre pushed his bloody wrist into his mouth and fumbled for the jar’s lid.
“Why are you collecting a jar of your blood?” Hermes asked. The blood shimmered like rubies. Anansi’s blood wasn’t golden, the way an Olympian’s blood was. It was red, like them. Like the humans. But the divinity of his birth was still evident in it. Humans had deep red blood that was beautiful but mundane in its shade and consistency. Anansi’s blood almost glowed, and it seemed to shimmer like so many galaxies caught in a jar.
“Never mind, Messenger,” Andre muttered around his wrist, his mouth bloodied from the wound that hadn’t stopped bleeding, that ruby blood seeping over his pinkish-brown lips. Hermes sighed, and he took Andre’s forearm in his hand, easing the wounded wrist away from Andre’s mouth and he covered the wound with his hand, healing it. Their eyes met again, and Andre nodded a bit to thank him.
“The wrist,” Hermes said, “is a great place to get a good blood flow, but it’s difficult to stop the bleeding. There are arteries there–”
“I know,” Andre said evenly.
“It’s why they do it when they’re tired of living,” Hermes said pointedly. Andre scoffed.
“I never tire of living, Hermes,” Andre said evenly. Hermes swiped the blood from his lips and chin, his thumb lingering on Andre’s beautiful brown face. “If I don’t give him blood, he’ll lock me away. And you know I can’t live as a caged bird.”
“Who?” Hermes perked a brow.
“I’ve said ‘never mind’ three times, my love,” Andre replied curtly. He picked up the bloody knife and stepped over to the sink, rinsing it. “Not everything is the concern of your kind. Clean the counter for me, will ya, Merc?” Hermes scoffed at the old nickname, but he cleaned the blood from the counter with a wave of his hand.
“Is this ‘he’... someone I should be concerned about?” Hermes asked casually, trying not to sound as worried as he felt. Anansi sometimes played with things he shouldn’t. Old things. Things that even the gods didn’t truly understand. Andre gave him a look, and Hermes fought a smile. “I know. ‘Never mind.’ But I do mind, Anansi.”
“All will be well as long as he gets his jar of blood,” Andre said evenly. “If I’m gone for a few days, don’t you worry bout me, lover.”
“Gone? With him?” Hermes inferred, and he studied Andre, watching his head nod, his long locs dancing against his back as he did. “Spider.”
“Mmm,” Andre put the cleaned knife on the counter beside the sink and he grasped his jar of blood, capping it up tightly.
“Are you bound by something?” Hermes asked, barely hiding his concern.
“Ain’t that deep,” Andre said swiftly. He glanced at Hermes, and he smiled at him, holding up his jar of ruby blood, in it, shimmering galaxies of his divinity.
#iwtv#amc iwtv#shameless self promo#hermes#anansi#loustat#jam reiderson#i call this ship#anansermes#hope the fandoms don't jump me#straight up though#there were two major inspirations for this book#it started as a fic#but one of the inspirations was neil gaiman#and his work specifically with stuff like american gods and anansi boys#but now we know neil gaiman is a horrible person#so i don't want to think about that inspo anymore#the other inspiration was IWTV#particularly the series#but also anne rice's vampire chronicles books#this book will be recounting the many lifetimes that anansi and hermes have lived together#so don't mind me if i lean into anne rice a little bit more now#anyway this is literally just a teaser#the book is 90% finished!#there is spice#but also a lot of adventure#and if you like period dramas you will probably enjoy it too#if you like loustat you will enjoy it#also if you like hermes apollo dionysis dynamic#and if you are interested in african mythology and want more stories about african deities
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Went to the Naples Archaeological Museum and yes I took pictures of every statue of my dude Tiberius and may (or may not) have squealed "Tibby" at least once... Also plagued my non-history nerd bestie with a passionate defense of Tiberius against allegations she didn't even know existed
#shameless tiberius stan#tiberius claudius nero#tiberius#emperor tiberius#tibby#they call me mr tiberius#roman history#ancient rome#roman empire#how often do you think about the roman empire#ancient history#caesar#augustus#julio claudian dynasty#julio claudians#livia#livia drusilla#drusus
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Who do you call when it’s late at night?
Everything went still: her flickering heart, her roaring blood deafening her to all else, and the cycling thoughts that usually haunted her vanished as she shoved the door open, backing away from him as she was done chasing. Done waiting for him. It was time for him to take her. She felt his stare like a physical touch as it roamed over her, and her nipples peaked through her scanty sleepwear, a fact he did not miss.
Harvey strode right for her.
Hardman is gone but Donna isn’t there to celebrate their victory. Harvey hurries to fix that, embracing what he’s always known to be true, and Donnas patience is rewarded.
#no one asked for this but it wouldn’t leave me alone so here we are#I just wish I’d come to my senses sooner#it’s okay… I was worth the wait#who do you call when it’s late at night?#miss celestia 13#suits tv#smut oneshot#shameless smut#smut and fluff#donna paulsen#harvey specter#donna x harvey#suits fanfic#suits usa#fanfic#fanfiction#smut fanfiction#one shot#ao3 smut#ao3fic#ao3 link#smut#smutty fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#ao3 author#rough smut
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Shameless Celebration ● [8/10] episodes ↳ Crazy Love [5x06]
#shamelesscelebration#shamelessnet#shamelessedit#shameless us#gifs: shameless#*#watching this live is an experience i'll never forget#“i'm worried about you.......i love you........call me back” people DIED#fuck jimmysteve and i said that but i would be lying if i said i didn't get some feelings from all that#the lip/mickey scene always makes me cry#ilyig i love you ian gallagher
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Dear Hospital, I Do Believe I Am Ill.
[ Trigger Warning: Discussion of suicide, self-harm. Don't be afraid of professional help. People care about you. ]
Annelie: I can't believe our honeymoon is already over...
Lucifer: It's a bit unfortunate, isn't it?
Lucifer and Annelie sigh a little together as they finish their breakfast in the Demon Lord's castle.
Lucifer: Well, we can go on another vacation later; it's not as if last week was the only week I'll ever have free time for.
Annelie: I know, but I'm just not looking forward to this call...
Lucifer: You'll be fine. It's not as if you've never been seen by a Devildom doctor before.
That's not why I'm dreading it, unfortunately.
Annelie: Are you sure I can't just call my family doctor?
Lucifer: Do you think they're going to know if you have a magical disorder?
Annelie: ...well, no...
Lucifer: Then call the number I gave you, okay? Simeon also said it would probably be a good idea.
That doesn't necessarily make me feel better, considering how angry he was with me when I told him about my homicidal thoughts...
Lucifer kisses Annelie's forehead.
Lucifer: I need to get to my meeting, but you can always reach me, okay? And don't hesitate to call me, you moron.
He cuffs her ear, and she swats back at his hand before they smile at each other, and Lucifer departs. Annelie glances down at her D.D.D. before she calls the number he referred her too.
Hospital worker: Hello; you've reached Asclepius Medical. If this an emergency call, please hang up and immediately call 444 to have paramedics at your door within seconds. How may I help you today?
Annelie: Um, I guess this is just kind of a... consultation call? Is... Is this the right place to ask about mental health?
Hospital worker: That is correct. What concern do you have?
Annelie: Uh, well... I was just wondering if I should... be seen by someone. Sorry, er, I've been having some... suicidal thoughts lately, and sometimes I don't even know why...
Hospital worker: Have you ever intentionally hurt yourself, such as through cutting or burning?
Annelie: Er, no...
Hospital worker: How frequent would you say these thoughts occur to you?
Annelie: It's... It's not that frequent... I would say I only had one really bad episode... Sorry if this is a bother.
Hospital worker: Not at all. Calls such as this are not unusual. Do you think you can keep yourself safe?
Annelie hesitates for a long, uncomfortable few seconds.
No, I can't keep myself safe. I think... I think if we'd had something sharp while Lucifer was ignoring me-
Annelie gets choked up.
No, I wouldn't really... I wouldn't, right?
Annelie: I-I... I don't know. I-I don't think I...
Hospital worker: Well, just to be on the safe side, we always tell clients who are unsure to come in. What's your name, ma'am?
Annelie: Annelie. Annelie Superbia.
The hospital worker pauses for a moment.
Hospital worker: ...I see. I suppose I don't need to ask about your insurance. Are you familiar with our address, Lady Superbia?
Oh... I guess everyone knows my last name now, don't they?
Annelie: ...yeah. Do you need me to come to a specific wing or...?
Hospital worker: Anywhere will be fine; just give your name, and someone will attend to you.
[ timeskip ]
Annelie: Er... admitted?
Is that really necessary?
Nurse: It is completely your choice, my lady.
I am never going to get used to that.
Nurse: While you do not currently present a clear and present danger to yourself or others, we usually recommend that patients with your symptoms stay in the hospital for a few days.
Annelie: You don't think that's... excessive?
Nurse: It very well may be, it's true; however, based on the answers you gave to Dr. Lildee, admission to the hospital's behavioral unit is our recommendation. But this is all precautionary; you are perfectly at liberty to refuse treatment.
Annelie hesitates.
Maybe... maybe this'll help me. They're pros.
Annelie: No, I'll... I'll do it.
So that (he won't) I don't hurt him (hate me) again.
#now call your husband#and tell him you won't be home for dinner#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#fanfiction#obey me!#obey me#shameless self indulgence#obey me angst#LuciAnne#obey me fanfic
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