#yeah okay then it could make sense

[daemon-in-my-head]

Okay this might be the fever speaking, but Gortash's timeline makes absolutely 0 fucking sense if u think abt it, which I made the mistake of doing.

He first established himself as an Arms dealer and Slaver thx to selling weapons made out of Infernal Iron

But bitch only got the manuals from Zariel after selling Karlach (and if he didn't need em, how, why did no-one else do it yet, why sell Karlach in the 1st place then, where is his iron supply coming from, etc)

And Karlach was only sold around 1480 DR

And while ofc, if u never sleep, u can pull of the Absolute scheme in 10 years, Gort was already an established arms dealer when he started working on that plan

Which means that the Absolute stuff is less than 10 years old

Which is quite frankly impossible for such a massive operation. Esp when somewhere in between, he also developed and founded the Steelwatchers and wormed his way into becoming a political advisor for persons such as the four dukes (which takes a ton of trust, connections and bribing, so much bribing, the nobles of the Gate are horrible).

Which is my way of saying good lord someone please fix the timeline. And canon, for being absolutely illogical and impossible, can smd

I have a feeling the late addition of Karlachs infernal heart really fucked over the timeline here cuz suddenly Gorts main business and kinda his whole life stops making sense. How tf would Karlach work for him when his business, yk the one that allowed him to displace the Knights and threathen the Zhents, was rly only established and picked up after she was sold? How???

[egophiliac]

Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?

anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)

[technically-human]

Merthur AU except the crown prince of Camelot is weirdly pro-magic

[abyssalzones]

can I say something is this a safe space. it's kind of fascinating that ford is meant to read as a deeply repressed character and a capital s Scientist no less but he leads this other half of his life entirely dedicated to the occult. in the 70's-80's. like the historical connotations of the occult and what they represented in the united states at least seems kind of interesting in this context. for no reason in particular I find the dual aspects of "extremely dedicated to presenting as a logical, steadfast researcher trying to earn respect and social acceptance to the point of hinging all of his self worth on this vision for the future working out" and "deeply tied to the paranormal and "unsavory black magic" and everything Weird/freakish but feels like he needs to hide this aspect of himself from even the people closest to him" Very interesting. hiding six-fingered hands compulsively behind his back even if it's the emblem he puts on his journals. "what are you attracted to?" and "maybe you're simply attracted to things that hurt you" from two different points in the book. sweet dreams (are made of this) on the record player. hey does anyone know what that tarot card with a snake on it is meant to represent

[louwhose]

Longing for what could have been...

Happy anniversary, Twilight Princess!

[venusiinfurss]

i truly think sunny is going to end with either macdennis kiss or macdennis full penetration (no in-between) and then dennis has an existential crisis walks outside gets hit by a car and dies. cut to black end of series

[meteor752]

What the fuck is up with Hook

Why is he at some random prep school? He’s already got the hook hand, so Peter Pan has already cut it off meaning he’s been to Neverland, also he says he’s a captain so like why the fuck are you here

I hate this movie so fucking much, nothing about it makes sense to me, why is Hades a teenager, why did they make some fankid of a Sofia the first villain instead of using one of the many Disney Villains that exist, why is Maleficent a lackey, why am I devoting so much of my time to try and make sense of this movie

[inamindfarfaraway]

I love how Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse said “Anyone can be Spider-Man”. I love how it inspired everyone to imagine their own Spider-People, saving the day in their own universes, with all kinds of cool, interesting personalities and aesthetics and mutations and life stories and relationships. We all put pieces of our soul into these homemade heroes. We had fun. We found community. And then Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse said, “Wow, great job! You’ve really taken our message to heart. Well, get ready for even more of everything you liked from the first movie and a new message to complement the first. Anyone can be Spider-Man… and anyone can be pulled into a cult.”

So now we all have to contemplate whether our lovingly crafted heroes would ever be on Team Mandatory Trauma Because Martyr Complex or not and why.

[the-way-astray]

the fact that alvar hating sophitz while there’s little to no conceivable way he could know about sophitz having happened at all is one of kotlc’s lesser plot holes is astounding to me

[alltheboysandgirlsiloved]

There's one scene that I need to see in jwct S3 and that we will probably never get.

Seeing as Ben's girlfriend is real, I want Ben to actually confront the rest of the Nublar Five (Brooklynn is obviously excused because she's in her toxic evil yuri era), why they didn't believe him when he said that he had a girlfriend. And I want them to answer honestly. Because they didn't believe him, not in season 1 (maybe except from Yaz) and clearly on their way to Ben's gf, they were still veeeery dubious about this. Like... The impossibility of Ben's gf existence was the running thought during all conversations about Ben's girlfriend. More than that. In the trailer for season 3, we can also see Kenji and Yaz doubting this too! (And Yaz seemed supportive in S1 while Kenji didn't know back then).

So I want to know, because it was framed like this on purpose. For me as a viewer, it's obvious why they framed it like that (yes, it was suggestive, it's a classic "he's telling that she's real but she's not" and don't even try to argue with me about that). But I want to know why they reacted like that from the jwct universe's point of view.

Why they didn't believe their best friend?

I would really like to know, and I suspect that it will never be brought up ever. They will maybe apologise "hey, man, sorry for doubting you" but that will probably be all. But I truly would love to know the reason why seemingly all of them were convinced that she wasn't real.

Because Ben is... He's a catch really, let's be real? He's a bit of an odd-ball yes, but he's lovely, sweet, kind and caring, he's smart and passionate. He's Tall and from what we can tell well-built, and he is objectively handsome. There's a lot to love about Ben and Nublar Six knows that because they love him the most with all his quirks and oddities. So... Why. Was it so hard to believe? And don't tell me "well, he doesn't seem like the type to enter a long distance relationship". His long distance friendship with the Nublar speaks for itself. "Well, he doesn't seem like the type to be in a relationship". Honestly? Looking at Nublar, I'd sooner point at Darius as a potential "not the type for relationships" kind of guy (yes, yes, I haven't forgotten about the Brooklynn plotline, dw).

And anyway, if I was Ben. I'd like to know. What was so hard to believe.

We will never find out, I guess. I don't have high hopes for that.

[ruler-of-thorns]

Malleus having older sibling trauma. Malleus resenting how Lilia is able to openly express being Silver's parent but had to keep Malleus at arms length because of their roles. Malleus having to know someone who was presumably initially very cold and softened only as he was growing older while Silver had a very openly loving father immediately. Malleus being the child who taught Lilia how to parent and love. Malleus never feeling like Lilia truly loved him after seeing how he was able to love Silver. Malleus loving Silver because they're brothers and at the same time resenting him for having the father he always wanted.

[refractionrailway]

on an unrelated note it's so funny to me that they keep making Heathcliff the defacto "we have an id who's in a position of leadership and we need someone to be their sidekick" sinner, guy who is so "hot dog or hamburger style boss" coded

[flashyfools]

this screenshot without context looks like sanji just discovered something about himself

[taamlok]

i do wish that the focus on companion quests in act 2 was framed more like "okay the gods aren't accessible to us right now, let's chip away at their allies to weaken them" because that's literally what's happening. like if you don't do the quests they all show up at the final fight, and are arguably more powerful than their generic counterparts because their presence increases the likelihood that companions will die. like i don't get why they had emmrich be like "we need to focus on our personal problems so we can think clearer uwu" when like. that's in-text not why they're shifting focus. solas even specifically tells rook to go after the allies to weaken the gods so like ???

[blamemma]

what i truly can't understand is why daniel's team feel the need to deny all these rumours. that piece in speedcafe is just denial after denial after denial. those rumours are not damaging or disparaging to daniel at all. they're positive. they're complimentary. they show that he, daniel ricciardo the racer, is still in demand and wanted by others. just let them sit there. just let people believe that companies of big power, toyota, cadillac, supercars, whoever else, want him. there's nothing wrong with that. if there's no truth to them, what does it matter. if there is truth to them, what does it matter. why are they trying to pull his name from everything.

[ii-meeple-confessions]

so are we ready to watch mephone dying/4s downgrading again in glorious hd (< not ready for it)

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