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‘Control the narrative,’ Papá always says. ‘That way, you control the story.’
i didnt really comment on this last time but this is such a stupid fucking tautology
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Silly question I think you would be qualified to answer: before electricity, how exactly did one manage to light a candle (or rushlight) in the darkness if one woke up in the middle of the night?
Not silly at all! That's a totally understandable thing to wonder.
I think it comes down to muscle memory- you probably would have been doing this all your life, once you were old enough to light it yourself unsupervised -and the fact that most houses aren't totally cave-dark at night. Once your eyes adjust, unless you're visually impaired, you could probably see matches and a candle well enough. Pre-matches, you could light a candle from the banked fire in your room if there was one. Or...flint and tinder, I guess? Or you'd just go without, if there was no fire already lit and no way of lighting one to hand.
(and even if you are visually impaired, I can attest that some impairment can be worked around for things like that. I'm thankfully within correctable range, but I mostly put small or low-contrast things like that in the same places in my room all the time, so I can find them easily without them being highly visible. like my glasses, which have very thin wire frames- hard for me to find them without them on, if I don't know where they are, so they're usually in the same place every night)
(before anyone starts in with the Second Sleep!!!!! stuff, I read that paper and all of the "evidence" is just misinterpreting sources that talk about individual episodes of nighttime wakefulness, to turn it into a cultural norm when that's not what those sources indicate at all. ie "I woke up at night once, and read a book until I fell asleep again!" becomes "EVERYONE woke up at night, every night, and was awake for a few hours or something!" sorry to burst the pop history bubble there)
#ask#anon#historyk#social history#the second sleep thing is such BS to me#all he really 'discovered' is that People Sometimes Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night#which. yeah no shit Sherlock. we still do that today#that's just a thing humans do sometimes
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merlin: newsflash, i have no plan.
merlin: everything i’ve done in the last ten years has been me making stuff up as i go along.
#gaius: yeah no shit sherlock#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbcm#merthur incorrect quotes#merlin incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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When you when you when you-
Silly nightmare guy! I think at least I started this drawing with that in mind. Kind of got carried away I guess-…
#I STOLE MY FRIENDS TABLET AND REFUSED TO GIVE IT BACK FOR OVER AN HOUR …#had to literally stop myself cause the urge to continue was so skyhigh#was a lot of fun though!#darkrai is so so fun to draw#POV: When you realize that a certain Space god will kick your ass#Yeah no shit sherlock monologing will reveal your super evil plans won’t they.#I love him so much I wanna grab him and throw him out of the window (affectionate)#losing myself in tags again oh welp#darkrai#pmd#pmd darkrai#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd eos#my art#my stuff
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Holmes College Adventures Masterpost Chapter 2: part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7 - part 8 AO3
you could make a career out of this
Pros of going to the country: - I can lie in the forest moss for hours - inner peace - inspiration for drawing them in the country Cons of going to the country: - having only my old broken tablet so drawing is painful (didn't stop me though)
#my art#sherlock holmes#victor trevor#acd holmes#sherlock holmes fanart#holmes collage adventures#the funny thing about drawing this fluff before i get to draw the real shit is#i KNOW it will only hurt more afterwards and i'm still doing this xD#(yeah holmes is trying out other hairstyles i wonder whose fault is that lmao)
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People being shocked that vash isn’t a skinny twink will never not be funny to me
#this is aimed at tristamp people mainly#*omg knives and vash are built the same????*#yeah no shit Sherlock they’re identical twin plants#also someone said that tristamp vash is 30 year old yaoi fan bait and it’s stuck with me since#cus of how correct they were#trigun#trigun stampede#tristamp#trigun maximum#vash trigun#vash the stampede
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Nobody in the tags is talking abt the moment in the latest ep where john immediately breaks the fourth wall after saying he wouldn’t. Dumb as shit joke, absolutely loved it
#happi rambles#sherlock and co#sherlock & co#I dunno why but that moment was so good#like I’m immediately like yeah okay haha fourth wall joke I bet he’s gonna— and yup#afshisnskdklskdksksk#gods though that episode was so good! as people have been saying the horror elements were really solid#good shit.#good fucking podcast as usual.
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i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself
#maiora garrulates#the maiora overthinks the process of writing dialogue saga continues!!!!!!!#im so tired. i have been overthinking this shit in circles i have not been making any progress in any which way lmao!#im bitching and moaning for funsies this is not that serious in the Grand Scheme Of Things i just wanna improve at my fav thing#and ❤️ Unfortunately ❤️ my favorite thing in the world involves learning MY MOST HATED *NEMESIS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! verbal communication. ew#words are fun! i LOVE words! toys!!!!! im using words right now and i didn't combust!!!!! wow look at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!#putting words in SEQUENCE? multiple times?? filtering THOUGHTS into SENTENCES???? sentences that a character would or wouldn't SAY???#AND THEN THERE'S ANOTHER CHARACTER SOMETIMES???? AND THAT BITCH ALSO HAS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS????? AND THEY ALL HAVE PERSONAL IDIOLECTS#AND TONES THAT S U P P O S E D L Y ARE IMPLICATED BY MANNERISMS AND VERBAL HABITS AND CIRCUMSTANCES (AND THERE'S WRONG ANSWERS! ALSO!!)#AND THEY'RE IN A CONTEXT!! AND THEY'RE INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER AND INFLUENCING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE CONVERSATION COULD VARY GIVEN ENERGY LEVELS WHETER OR NOT SOMEONE'S FOOT IS FALLING ASLEEP THE F U C K I N G WEATHER#“oh dialogue is easy just say it out loud to yourself until it 'sounds normal' ^^”#screaming crying throwing up NONE OF THIS IS INTUITIVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!#ok dramatics over its out of my system! for now!!!#this is all easily explained bc i just. draw a lot more than i talk to people. so like. OBVIOUSLY i have more practice drawing#so drawing comes natural! talking does not! subsequently dialogue is Hard! No FUCKING Shit Sherlock!!!!! (affectionate)#so yeah. im using y'all (the tumblr void) as practice! hi!!! words at you!!!!!!!!!!#so yeah thanks for baring with me while passing by my corner of the internet#i do love self indulgence this is fun check out my navel gazing actually no do not look at my belly button#anyway i just think this is mildly interesting. some of my writer buds have the same “not good enough” allergy towards visuals#but they use it to be mean2me >:( same bitch that “omg i cant i suck at drawing i can't do this-” does the “uhm. just write? lol.” 2 meeee#we could have peace and love on planet earth and a common experience and yet you KICK miette for being bad at words!!!1!!! </3 heartbreak!!#what the fuck was i talking about even#oh yeah. perfectionism within creatives i guess. LMAO JK i am talking about NOTHIN!!!!G i am just putting Words Out Here ehehehehehe#its practice >;)c#all this bc ive been doodling comics for myself again and im V!! PROUD OF THE ART!!!! wanna share- but DIALOGUE!*⚡sfx!!*....... so! options#a) leaving it blank. no there are NO microphones in the budget. b) leaving blank *balloons* so that the Rythm is there. implied convo!!!#c) ...doing it badly. (tragic)(heartwrenching)(teeny tiny bruise 2 the ego) *dramatic single tear cleches fists * its the only way.........#...we shall see! literally none of this is all that serious i am procrastinating!! <3 playing with my tuoys!!!!!!!! silly time!!!#/all lh! am reaching 30 tags so that is all for THIS episode of the maiora bitches about dialogue saga thank you for joining me!!okilyBuhBY
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Okay, so we're all in agreement that that line from Tommy in the date scene was weird as fuck, right?
#911#911 show#911 abc#911 on abc#911 thoughts#911 spoilers#911 season 7#911 s7#911 s7 spoilers#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 buck#911 tommy#no but seriously#that line was mad creepy#why the fuck would you hope that your date has daddy issues?#especially when they just told you how important their pseudo father was to them#and basically implied that his actual dad is garbage#also#“your dad's alive”#yeah no shit Sherlock that's why we hate him#like this isn't just me#I know that everyone on my twitter timeline is saying the same thing I am#so im not completely crazy#but dear god#that line was just creepy and weird and so fucking unnecessary#like I was so confused#like what the fuck did he mean by that#and why do you think buck's situation with bobby and his dad is something that you can sexualize?#I just...I cannot
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I don’t know if you take show recommendations, but since we’re all waiting for TWP to come around I wanted to recommend Dead Boy Detectives. I don’t know, I just thought you might enjoy the show :)
HEY! okay okay i just watched the trailer and WHERE DO I KNOW THE PIERCED-COOL-LOOKING GUY FROM??? (this is kinda embarrassing but was he on that disney show 'the lodge'? lmao)
anyways, i watched it and let me just say: having 'welcome to the black parade' in the trailer? killer. that's a fucking banger that is. and the show actually looks hella funny? and just me or is it giving hella fruity? and did i catch a glimpse of rowena from supernatural? okay this is ✨giving✨ so i may simply just have to watch it muahahah
it also kinda screams kit and ty as sherlock and watson and i'm all for that. i'm a bit scared it might be kinda spooky bc i'm a coward but also i can't imagine it being that bad, so i will for sure try checking it out at some point :]
#thank u for the recommendation!!!#idk if i will watch it sometime soon or not bc i'm watching a SHIT TON right now#but this looks really really good and like it actually has an interesting funny plot with cool characters#so hell yeah i take requests!#once again i appreciate u <3#dead boy detectives#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kit x ty#kitty#sherlock x john#johnlock#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc#asks
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Merlin holding aithusa:baby my cute babey
Arthur:Merlin no!
Merlin: my scaly babey
Arthur:put that down!
Merlin: hold our scaly babey Arthur
Arthur: Merlin no where do you get that
Merlin:B-but scaly babey
Aithusa:*rawr* papa!!!!
Arthur:......
Arthur: scaly babey
Arthur:come to papa!!!
#Merlin is a baby#Babey aithusa#papa Arthur#mama Merlin#leon is the responsible uncle#Gwaine is the wine aunt#merthur#what if merlin kept aithusa#what if he managed to convince everyone (Arthur) that it's just a cool lizard he found#then one day aithusa breathes fire and burned Arthur's favorite tunic#Arthur: Merlin that's a dragon#leon: oh yeah no shit Sherlock sire#Merlin:.......#aithusa: :3
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There's a lot of people pointing at how the Israel-Palestine ceasefire has ended and fighting has resumed as some sort of "gotcha"
It took 6 weeks to broker this ceasefire (and hamas didn't even really keep to it, surprise surprise, they still kept firing rockets at Israel), 5 days is not much time to broker an extension and/or longer ceasefire
This is the real world people, a ceasefire doesn't just happen by declaring/calling for it, they take time and negotiations and dealings and compromises
And as long as hamas keeps Israeli citizens (and non Israeli citizens) hostage while firing rockets at them, Israel has no reason to keep a ceasefire with hamas
#“iSrAeL sTaRtEd BoMbInG aGaIn OnCe ThE cEaSeFiRe EnDeD”#yeah#no shit sherlock#that's usually how these things go#very obvious that a lot of people on this site use “ceasefire” as shorthanded for “peace” or “end to all fighting forever”#no#that would be a treaty#which btw#take even more time negotiations compromise and dealings to hammer out#a ceasefire means just that#fire has ceased#the fighting has stopped but the war has not its just a pause#ceasefires pause wars treaties end them#i/p#i/p conflict#israel#palestine#israel/palestine#israel/hamas war#and again#hamas was still firing rockets at Israel the whole time during the “ceasefire”#on top of still holding people hostage#maybe Israel would have been open to a longer ceasefire or permanent peace if hamas wasn't threatening the lives of Israeli people#shrug#anti hamas#hamas must be destroyed#wooloo-writes#wooloo writes
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I can see two readings of Holmes turning so much to Watson about the pencil here:
1) "This is the same kind of large, soft, dark blue pencil Watson uses! Watson, you recognise how much of your pencil would be left if you'd sharpened it down to this point, right?"
2) "Watson, you should know this from the time I gave you a whole unsolicited six-hour lecture on pencils."
#sherlock holmes#letters from watson#the three students#lmao holmes simultaneously in a bad mood and infodump mode is so rude--#''yeah watson you know how i keep on about you about not observing shit?''#''this guy is one hundred times worse''
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#mr. virtual#curse of the crimson phantom#curse of the crimson phantom mr. v#vtaco post#mr. v#“I'm already in your head” Yeah no shit Sherlock I've been hyperfixating on you for over two days now
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Decided to listen to Sherlock & Co. and it's already sold me due to having a neurodivergent Sherlock who explicitly struggles with sensory issues in a very real and relatable way
#also the “no shit sherlock” joke fucking sent me#yeah this is good i'll continue to listen#sherlock & co
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Hey who wants to play Poverty Simulator from my roommate's social work classes
It's great. It's miserable. It's a little unrealistic because grocery prices have skyrocketed.
#daily life with mercy#sometimes I'm allowed to be really really angry at having to make some of these decisions#like in my own life#like yeah actually it is kinda fucked up that I've had to put so many of my own pets down because we couldn't afford the vet#and the animal shelters were so neglected/overcrowded that taking them there was unimaginably cruel#it's EXTRA fucked up that comfortable and privileged motherfuckers try to tell me that I shouldn't have had animals in the first place#No shit sherlock#I didn't fucking WANT them#They just showed up!!! Because we were poor and there were feral dogs and cats wandering around!!!!#and sometimes you think “I can afford to give it a slightly better life”#and then the kindest thing you can do it kill it in a way that it's not suffering in a strange place before someone ELSE kills it!#YOU decide between rent or a vet bill! Or your kid! Or yourself!#JILL I PROMMY THESE TAGS ARE NOT VAGUEPOSTING AT YOU#THIS IS AN UNRELATED RANT
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