#No shit sherlock

[inthefallofasparrow]

Jeremy Clarkson coming dangerously close to setting himself on fire.

[justvoidsdumbstuff1]

I want fatnugget slippers

[cats-healing-diary]

My therapist js told me that death is final, and that one's I'm dead nothing can bring me back. This is such a new information for me thank u so much u js realised I love being alive 💗 💖

[dosnotoevsky]

Icarus should have waited for nightfall, the Moon would have never let him go.

Nina Mouawad, Blue Sun

[spengnew]

me looking at a person after they call me short

[dragonboything]

Clean alternatives to ‘no shit Sherlock’:

no way Watson

[nancylou444]

Do the anti wincest jackasses think we watched fifteen seasons of Supernatural, not realizing that Sam and Dean were BROTHERS?

Within the first minutes of the first episode:

The series finale:

Hellers aren't the only ones stuck on stupid, four years after the show ended.

[cesaray]

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Sherlock, staring at William: He could end my life and I'd thank him

Louis, glaring at Sherlock: I'd thank him too

[alliesway]

[not-another-side-blog]

Lec: IS THERE LEAKAGE?!

Ferrari: Of what?

Lec: THERE’S WATER EVERYWHERE! THERE’s WATER ON MY SEAT!

Ferrari: Must be water then

Ladies and gentleman, the most successful team in formula one history

[immortal-in-their-way]

Okay, Holmes and Watson are brilliant smart members of society but I swear, sometimes they show their true state of being; that of having but one braincell between the two of them. Please observe this exchange if you will.

Holmes: Watson, I am quite sure that this powder is poisonous. In fact, the smoke resulting in it having been burned has already killed two people and driven two others mad. However, just to be sure that it is truly deadly we should set fire to it in this room where we are and observe each other to see if we die or not.

Watson: This seems totally reasonable, Holmes. I'm game, let's light the thing up.

Holmes & Watson later, coughing on the grass: OMG!! WE COULD HAVE DIED!!!

[terminalvelocityfrfr]

Spoilers for part 1 - The Dark World

Yeah no shit Sherlock

Yes I will keep milking pre-coma John because he’s literally the best character

[cxndiedvi0lets]

I love how people complain about my lack of reaction or when I'm "overreacting" and ask if I have a personality problem.

[golatcxr]

Yk what I started watching Mahou Shoujo Akogarete yesterday

Andddd I cracked my ass but Utena was so cute so I drew her 🫶

[the--quotifyer--innit]

john: Help! I’m drowning! sherlock: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! john: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!