#yeah im salty whatever

[doodlboy]

Local man seething @ 2am bc of silly paint game

[many-gay-magpies]

seeing all these posts talking about payneland as if its some tragic unrequited love drives me insane ngl. or i guess not TRAGIC but the posts that are like "man edwin really got every boy except the one he wanted" HE ALREADY HAD HIM. HE ALREADY FUCKING HAD HIM ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?? MAYBE NOT ROMANTICALLY BUT GOD HE HAD HIM. AND HE STILL HAS HIM.

[saltynsassy31]

I NEED to get this off my chest

Just...ignore me DO NOT COME AFTER ME

Idk if anyone will even see this and altho I hope I'm not the only one in this I rather be ignored and I don't think anyone who follows me cares so here goes

Okay, I really wanna read a glitch in time, but a part of me just... I can't. I haven't been up to date on a lot of Danny Phantom stuff, and I am trying. I am just busy, and I am trying to rewatch the show to refresh my memory first and foremost cuz it has been a hot second, and girlie over here needs a refresher cuz she got the memory of a goldfish

But the reason I can't specifically read glitch in time, even tho I have it with me right now is that...well, I hate the finale of the show, I specifically hate Sam and Danny getting together, especially the way they did, I knew they'd probably be end game but to have it confirmed hurt my soul, I've been avoiding it for that and I know it's silly IM SORRY but it's true 😭😭😭

I feel bad cuz I've only heard good things about it, especially with Vlad, who i love, and I WANT TO, and I hate that what's holding me back is this of all things, its so stupid, I know, I fucking know but UGH! I can't help but cringe. When I first rewatched the final season a while ago I couldn't even finish it

I liked them as friends tbh, it just worked better, imo so I shrivel up inside seeing the two as anything but friends

[waywardsalt]

was going through my blog trying to track down an old post i made talking abt my feelings on jolene and it was. much longer than i remembered it being. and haha yeah i still agree with it. i need to fucking. sort out my feelings on that character and that subplot

[kakusboyfriend]

Shutting off rbs on the robot post bc it's irritating especially during pride month. It was never about nicknames and I hate what it turned into.

I'd prefer it if people didn't share it via screenshots, btw. It'll come back when i feel like it

[itsyourstarboy]

Fuck you, Tumblr, I can post pictures of my cats without blazing it, thank you very much 🖕🖕🖕

If I'm posting cat pictures it's to make people smile, not to get attention >:(

KITTY CATS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

[cosmicrhetoric]

how come every lesbian i know is moving to atlanta what's going on down there

[the-kipsabian]

also

this isnt a fully personal analysis, part of this came straight from the source that is a man involved in this feud himself, but i just wanna say that to everyone thats pissed off that the best friends (/oc vs kip) storyline was so short and seemingly “didnt lead up to anything”

the whole story was about how they are in fact stronger together as friends. that nobody can hold themselves up alone when faced with difficulties and danger, and how they are stronger as a group and how your friends are there to help you when you need them

this proves true to both sides, which i think is what this storyline was really about. while yes, it focused much more about the inner turmoil of the best friends and how they held oc up on a pedestal as he was a champion, this also was very clear in kips crew - strength in numbers, the emotional mind games, how it was all in contrast with cassidy losing his friends little by little while kip out there was gaining more

and in the end, while oc was left all alone in the ring after his title defense, despite being victorious there was only one man in the ring smiling with him - that being kip, his nemesis of the moment, who had managed to break him down, pull him to a dark place, making it seem like his friends had abandoned him. even if they all did something to do to help, but was it more to their own agenda, or to help their friend...?

but oc couldnt have done this without their help either way. the distractions from danhausen. chuck and trent out there in the end to take care of butcher and blade that lead to the ending of the match. even if they werent there in the end (which was just honestly fucking poetic and dramatic for the effect it was worth), they all did something to help. proving that, indeed, they are stronger as friends, as a group, than just single individuals, even if they have their differences, turmoils and arguments

its a story about friendship and beautifully told at that

[instant-angel-chaos]

Me, stating in the very easily seen rules on my blog to not reblog musings/memes/aesthetics directly from my blog yet still getting them reblogged from my blog regularly by blogs who separately state that people need to read their rules and that they'll know if they don't 🥰

[saltybutsad]

ugh i REALLY don’t wanna be alone tonight cuz then ill start thinking about america shit and get depressed but literally everyone is busy and that makes me wanna get high cuz i have one 15 gummy i was saving for this weekend and fuck it but also i’m conscious enough to know that that should NOT be a coping mechanism but like. god i wanna

[saltynsassy31]

Sees the half time report

....

Welp, pack it up guys, we in for another shiver win -_-

[waywardsalt]

i have. so many notes app damibeck wips

[mothbaaalls]

i so don't understand ppl who don't like it when children ask questions bc like? i have the time of my life when ppl are actually interested in what i'm talking about and want to understand?

The Child will ask me like seven questions in a row and the only thing that bothers me is when it's distracting us (as in BOTH OF US) from what we're supposed to be doing...

[tchaikovskym]

Did you know there are a bazillion enzymes and hormones and neurotransmitters and cells and anatomical structures involved in digestion and metabolism and they are all swimming in a soup in my head and I feel like hitting my head against a wall

[watobu]

to add onto this, i think the way smplive kids are treated is kind of bonkers. no these kids are not growing up in safe and caring environments, it's smplive. everyones rough with eachother, they have infinite lives. these kids would be raised to be child soldiers, they simply just would not grow up innocent.

from toddler age they'll be holding swords in practice so they arent Killed growing up. these kids will grow up to be menaces to society—much like junky, ty, grunk, tommy, tubbo, ect all grew up to be. did we not pay attention to how the kids of smplive/smpearth turned out to be as characters growing up? none of them grew up "nice and sheltered" like how these kids are often portrayed.

not to be the canon police but we are just like totally going off character if we think these kids being raised in smplive & smpearth of all places will grow up innocent and defenseless.

idk if im wording this right and idk if peopke will like this take but tbh i dont rlly gaf. just my honest opinion. ive seen too many people making overly caring things between smplivers/smpearthers and their supposed kids. like guys pleaaaase look at where these kids are being raised

it makes zero sense for me to see hcs where tubbos like entirely defenseless and clueless abt the world being raised by Jschlatt of all people. schlatts a harsh teacher, even if he has his soft moments. hes still brutally honest and a "fuck around and find out" typa guy. i think as a parent he'd have the mindset of "learn from your mistakes" like yeah that kids abt to bonk his head on smth but schlatts not abt to help him!! hes gotta learn from the fuck-up

im here to smplive post again. fuck it

"dadschlatt tubbo" this "dadschlatt ty" that. did you all forget that grunk, schlatts canonically adopted child is Right There. did you all forget that schlatt had a canon kid during smplive? i didnt. grunk dadschlatt 4ever

[benevolentbones]

beach day | spencer reid x fem!reader part 2

part 1

warnings: heated kissing!!! slightly suggestive.

word count: 1.2k

a/n: here is part 2!! hope you all enjoy, thank you for the support and 200+ followers!! reblogs & comments appreciated !!

the sun was at its highest point, casting burning rays down onto the white sand. you and garcia were splashing around, emily and jj had run off to look for seashells and derek was building a mega sandcastle with jack while hotch and spencer were sat by everyone’s bags.

“i’m getting a little cold now y/n, im getting out to warm up.” garcia announced as she began to wade back out of the water, you decided that it would probably be a good idea to take a break maybe get a drink to rehydrate, so you followed the blonde back to the towels.

“honestly hotch the water is perfect are you sure you don’t want to come for a swim?” you grinned as you walked back.

“i think i’m good here.” he mumbled, smoothing down the hawaiian print shirt that adorned his tall figure.

“well in that case- lets get ice cream.” penelope chirped, as he dried herself off putting on a violently floral beach coverup over her swimsuit.

“ice cream!” jack came running back, practically leaping onto his dad, covering them both in sand.

“well that’s one way to summon a five year old.” you laughed.

hotch sent you a joking glare before picking jack up. “yeah lets get some ice cream.” he agreed passively.

“morgan, ice cream lets go hotch is buying!” penelope yelled to derek who was now two feet deep in a hole he was digging.

“wh- i never said…fine.” hotch shook his head in disapproval as he walked away, jack still in his arms, with penelope and derek in tow.

“get me my favourite!” you yelled out as they left, earning a dismissive wave from hotch.

you turned to face spencer, who had now picked up your towel and was using it to block his legs from the sun. his face was buried in his book, with only a few pages remaining.

“can i use my towel, spence.” you smiled sweetly once his doe eyes met yours.

your two piece clung to your body, saturated in sea water. little droplets of water trickled down your bare skin, spencer’s intense stare watching as they connected to each other and fell from your figure.

he cleared his throat before speaking, “i-uh yeah here.” he quickly pass your towel to you, your finger briefly skimming over his causing heat to rise in your cheeks.

you towel dried your hair, wringing your salty locks out.

spencer closed his book, setting it down on the blue cooler to his right. he eyed you, as you began to pat your torso dry, wrapping the towel around yourself, over your two piece, like you had just stepped out of the shower.

“when did you last put suncream on?” you questioned, flicking your hair off of your shoulders.

“i don’t know- maybe four hours ago.” spencer pondered.

you gasped loudly in a playful manner, immediately diving into your beach bag and pulling out your trusted factor 30 suncream.

“i- y/n i think i’m fine.”

“you’re supposed to reapply every two hours- you should know this.” you muttered, shuffling towards spencer’s seated figure.

spencer let out a small groan, although secretly he thought it was cute how concerned you were.

“stand up please.”

“i’m not moving.” a smug smile resting on his face, he wanted to test how serious you were about the application of suncream, surely you’d give up.

you let out a prolonged exhale, dispensing suncream onto your hand.

“you gave me no choice!” you exclaimed, climbing onto the beach chair. spencer’s eyes widened as you practically straddled the man, one leg resting over either side of his lap.

you pushed back his hair with one hand, gently applying the cream to his face with the other. his face burning at your close proximity, he was staring directly and your towel clad form.

once you finished applying it to his face, you reached for the bottle again, you moved down to his neck, then to his arms. at this stage spencer was compliant, doing whatever you needed of him.

“give me your arm.” you muttered, taking his forearm and rubbing in the cream on any visible skin. spencer stirred as you shifted your weight to one side, getting comfortable on his lap.

spencer knew you were a confident person, it reflected in your work on the field, but he never expected you to go this far.

“i know you’re enjoying this.” you joked, your small laugh ringing in his ears.

“s-shut up. i say you couldn’t wait to get your hands on me.” he rebutted your remark, and now it was your turn for your face to flush.

“so what if i did…” you mumbled, taking his other arm in your hand. spencer’s eyebrows furrowed as he tried to read your expression, he wasn’t certain if you meant it. so he decided to find out.

“is that why you wanted my hands all over you?” he questioned. it was a bold move, even for spencer, he couldn’t quite believe those words came from him.

this caught you off guard, you dropped spencer’s arm and stared at him, his hazel eyes stared back with intensity.

“and what if i said yes, dr.reid?” you replied, chewing your bottom lip waiting for his reply.

spencer lifted his dominant hand, slipping it under your towel to rest on your waist. you breath hitched in your throat as his warm hand came in contact with your chilled skin.

“maybe you need a top up.” he mumbled, his grasp on you not faltering.

you studied him, the fresh layer of suncream on his facing causing his skin to glow from the few rays of sun that managed to shine through the gaps of the umbrella.

your hold on the bottle of suncream loosened causing it to fall into the sand below. you brought your right hand up to his face, resting it against jaw as you smoothed your thumb over cheek.

he gave you a small smile, embracing your hold. you reluctantly leaned closer, shifting your position on him. spencer could tell what you were doing, quickly closing the gap between you and pressing his lips to yours.

it was gentle at first, a soft brush that sent shivers down spencer’s spine. you immediately brought your other hand up, running in through his hair. spencer’s grip on your waist tightened, as he brought his other to rest on your thigh.

you shuddered at his touch, your beach towel slipping away from your torso and pooling by your hips. spencer deepened the kiss, as you leaned forward, pressing your body against his. you kissed back hungrily, trailing your hands to cup his face.

spencer pulled away, taking in your features. your eyelids were heavy, your lips slightly swollen. a grin spread across his face as you leaned back in pressing a kiss to your jaw, then to below your ear.

“spence?-“ you breathed out, resting your arms around his shoulders as he continued peppering kisses along your neck before returning to your lips. spencer had wanted to kiss you for months, and now it was finally happening, he wanted to savour every moment.

his lips were soft, his kiss much more tentative this time, spencer’s hands tracing over your figure.

you both pulled back to gaze at one another, heavy breaths slipping from your lips. you could practically feel the heat radiating off of spencer. you both sat for a moment, in silence, taking in what had just happened.

“will you go for a swim with me now?” you questioned.

“i think i’ll need to after that..”

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