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[askblueandviolet]

Ask Box for Macaque is open again!!!

You know, drawing beds make me realise just how low/short they actually are, haha!

I hope you all liked the chapter. Finally, the ask box is open for Macaque again so I hope you all have some nice questions for him :))). 4-6 slots as always, have fun!

Update: Ask Box is closed :))). It will open again on Tuesday/Wednesday!

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[sexynetra]

SIX SENTENCE SUNDAY

Idfk here’s the first 6-ish sentences of planymphia Passover fic 😭

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“I want you to spend the holidays with me,” Jane said one morning, tracing little shapes along the soft expanse of Nymphia’s back.

Nymphia rolled over “I thought you didn’t celebrate Easter.”

Jane fought the urge to roll her eyes, pulling Nymphia on top of her. “I’m talking about Passover, you dumb slut.”

Nymphia snorted, biting down on the swell of Jane’s breast, hard enough that Jane let out an undignified squeak that shifted to a whimper as Nymphia’s tongue soothed the sting.

“Interesting,” was all she said, and then her mouth was on Jane's clit, and the subject was dropped.

[thedocs-in]

Brit is really Cecil's closest friend

These two are my BroTP. Like from what's shown in the comics, these two are fairly close. Given that Brit has been shown numerous times, along with his sister, calling Cecil old man. And teasing him. I really hope they include Brit and his sister. Like please, give me.

Now without further ado, the headcannons:

When Cecil joined the GDA, he was a cocky little shit. As a new recruit he was probably thinking high and mighty of himself until a drill Sergent, or better yet Brit, kicked his ass proving him wrong.

And when he first met Brit, Brit immediately thought, "This little shit is gonna get himself killed or his ass kicked."

Though, tbh I'm leaning more towards it being Brit who kicked his ass, which was a reality check for Cecil. Considering Brit can't be hurt.

Brit has saved Cecil’s ass on numerous occasions. Like, they've done some missions together, but they didn't really become friends until one mission where Brit saved his ass. Obviously pre-scar.

After that, Cecil began to tolerate Brit a lot more and their friendship grew.

Brit has both encouraged Cecil's urge to beat people who deserve it and had to hold him back when he gets out of hand.

Like when they'd go drinking, Brit is very much the designated adult. And has had to stop Cecil from starting something with some idiot who deserved to have their ass kicked.

There has probably been at least one incident where Brit had to keep Cecil from getting arrested.

But outside of that, Brit teased Cecil a lot. And obviously still does. With Brit messing with him often, like taunting him with the photos he took of Cecil reading a Playboy.

Brit still has those photos and continues to remind him about them to this day.

And there are plenty of embarrassing photos of Cecil that Brit still has. And Cecil has told Brit that if he shows anyone else, he will try and find a way to kick his ass. Or get back at him with the embarrassing photos he has of Brit.

But Brit is truly one of Cecil's closest friends. A confidant. Like, he considers several people friends, like Donald or Nolan. But they aren't as close to him as Brit is.

They are quite literally ride or die.

[transredguy]

duck fancam 😍😍 (i did not edit this the app REFUSED to give me the choice and i feel like it was actively trying to cut out as much of duck as it possibly could for almost every photo. god bles)

[the-ooftroop]

have you ever wondered what takes the timeline so long to make? well barring the adhd that shoots me into burnout every other day, drawing taking a long time generally, and there needing to be hundreds of drawings made for a video spanning half an hour, the truth is I'm actually already done and I just won't release it because I don't like you specifically

[spacewitchqueen]

“Hey, Kuina! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?”

“A gun.”

[olivethetiger]

Cosmo and Wanda got sucked into the Fenton thermos but the thermos only effects ghosts so are fairies a subspecies of ghost in the nicktoons verse??

[mydetheturk]

more of a drabble than an actual six sentence sunday but some headcanon bits about Vash in Stampede and his true nature <3

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Vash’s fingers leave dust on his sister’s pods. It’s the same kind of dust that shimmers in the pods themselves. It only sheds when he glows like this, when the lines and whorls erupt on his skin. He hadn’t needed this kind of power in Jenora Rock, had only touched his sister’s mind long enough to soothe. It’s more telling than a human fingerprint, more damning than the reflection in his eyes. Vash has no way of stopping it, barring his glove; even with it, he still leaves a marking when he presses his face to the pod.

[nutmeggery]

I love how pokemon allows me to use the move transform in double battles so I can use two overpowered ogerpon at the same time

[teenage-mothman]

Man, I miss that Asexual FBI agent

[wiwinia]

Dracula Summary: May 18th

This entry is a part of chapter 4, according to the original book layout. 

Entry in Jonathan Harker’s journal:

Jonathan decides to look again, this time in sunlight, at the room in which he got attract by the women. He finds the doors violently shut, which is another proof the events of the night were not a nightmare.

[instant-angel-chaos]

Me, stating in the very easily seen rules on my blog to not reblog musings/memes/aesthetics directly from my blog yet still getting them reblogged from my blog regularly by blogs who separately state that people need to read their rules and that they'll know if they don't 🥰

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[halebop-s-art]

The diagram for the classic Origami Goat, with a twist to make its horns curve ! It's from this video by by Origami Word, but it seems to be a pretty old/intemporal design that a lot of people have made. I could not find a diagram online so I made one.

(If you make her in yellow/orangy-yellow, then decorate her with red ribbons, you can make your own origami gävlebocken ! )