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i think im the exact right age to have seen the steve-to-joe switch
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kim trying to help harry tailor his clothes.
#does this make sense to anyone should i include an explanation#or leave it to be a 'wait let me google something' 'ok yeah this is funny' moment#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimharry#...technically#in my heart's heart it is#my art#ough fuck auuuugh i finished this just in time the vodka is kicking in
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A procession of confessions.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan xichen#jin guangyao#lan wangji#When Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao flew into the scene I honestly had to hit pause and catch my breath.#I did not expect them to waltz in and start flirting with each other.#With this comic I have officially drawn all sides of 3zun doing something homoromantic with each other. Nice!#Lan flirting is offering to organize events. “Please...let me open up my planner...do you want to create a shared google calendar with me?”#“Oh...we will have to spend so many nights at a desk working out logistics. Do you want to see how good I can balance these accounts?”#Lan events probably have the best 'stayed within budget' reputation of all the clans.#What I mean to say is...Where are the Lan Wedding planner AUs? Actually scrap that: ALL the sects as rival wedding planners.#The Jins would do high end clients with huge budgets. Lans do traditional style weddings. Yunmeng Jiang promises fun and colour.#Sit with my vision for a moment. I'm going to move on to another topic but don't *not* marinate on that idea.#Pour one out for Lan Wangji. For having to sit through all this flirting and confessing while he ruins his own chances.#He will have to wait many years before living out his romantic fantasies. Until then...he must wait in the wings for his cue.
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Did you know there are a bazillion enzymes and hormones and neurotransmitters and cells and anatomical structures involved in digestion and metabolism and they are all swimming in a soup in my head and I feel like hitting my head against a wall
#uni thinking process#going to start from the beginning#so basically the first thing about eating is you thinking about it#it starts the cephalic phase of digestion#im not sure but i think it works in the oral cavity#and definetely works in stomach and duodenum#it uses nervus vagus and the parasympathetic transmitter acetylcholine to start the reaction#but hold up nervus vagus does not go the mouth#let me google something#oh no its just in the stomach#so its not in the mouth#but yeah it makes the gastric juices flowing because you sense or think abt food#so to eat it you obviously will have to use your mouth#and did you actually know there are two cavities in your mouth when you close your jaw#one between lips and teeth#and other between teeth and uh pharynx i guess#anyway when you take a bite you can taste it#there are 5 types of tastes we can taste with tastebuds. sweet salty savory bitter and umami#we can taste everything all over our tongue and some buds are even in the mucus ? god idk the english but the mucus skin or whatever#there are also trigeminal. i hope i said it right. tastes#they are spicy hot and cold thanks to the. nerve. the three branch nerve. idk how its in english either#and the taste can play a role into our digestion. if all goes well digestion is promoted. if not reflexes like spitting smth out are up#so thats that abt taste#but hold up we also have saliva#there are three main salivary glands#one is below our ears which is the biggest one. but! it doesnt produce most of the saliva#oh and the big salivary glands are paired#like each side gets one#okay yeah so the gland under ear opens up in. uhh. idk. somewhere in the mucus#i couldnt care less tbh at this point
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"Oh, Father."
Deluge || Episode Twenty-Three || Season Four
#hawkeye pierce#father francis mulcahy#hawkahy#hold on let me google something...#alright why'd he say that to him in front of bj and everybody#why is his relationship with mulcahy the most sexually charged in the whole show#mash#m*a*s*h#john-irving gifs
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the innate horror of google earth
#seeing ur childhood home changed rahhhhhhh *explodes#this one pissed me off a lot . still dont know if i like it#i hope the feeling i was going for comes across#seeing something permanently changed and out of your control when the memory of it is so frozen in ur head .#the horror that is google earth ❤️they shouldn't let me on there#my art#esp the fact u cant see much#never in always outside the house#always just below the front steps
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Here's to hoping that as a monster romance author, you already know about these people and I'm not stepping over any lines.
I thought you'd find it funny to know that Bad-Dragon now has a Mothman model. That's all. 😁
(If you don't know who/what Bad-Dragon is, uhhhhhhh... They make and sell unique adult toys. Google at your own risk.)
It’s sweet that you even worried I didn’t know what Bad-Dragon was but the Mothman one is news to me 😂
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Hello, in celebration of winning the Book Club's price in college and getting "The Book of Bill" as a gift. These are my favorite snippets translated in spanish (also Billford) (Also, some of these are probably the same in english, but they are the ones that made me go, "HUhhh????" the most)
First one is the cover, which can be translated to for adult readers or mature audiences (Somehow i feel like if i showed someone the cover they would think is like... suggestive content lmao)
"GET GATSBY'D, IDIOT!"
Lolipop: Logistics/masochism
My hole can be yours
Losing my sanity
Pig hard go shovel / ask crazy dora / go give raw hair / to say it hard / give fast star(?) / chime burly dollar. (The one on the left says "Burly dog tail" it says "di" instead of "de" but idk if is intentional or not)
Now the ones with Ford:
No, no. I took a look at his possible future's, and i laughed with joy. He was destined to do much more than that. And those hands... suddenly, everything made sense.
-Bill... ¿Can i call you that?
-You can call me anything except <<my love>>! Ha, ha! It's a joke! Everyone loves me!
-Can i call you <<braniac>>?
-You can call me anything except <<my love>>
Am i really going to destroy everything due to heartbreak? No, i won't GIVE HIM the pleasure!
Who else will make you feel like this? Admit it, you'd miss me. I'm your favorite mistake.
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I'll see if there's some changes in the codes, but i'll do that later cause i'm lazy lol.
#gravity falls#“I'm your favorite mistake” 😭😭😭#screaming crying throwing up#Godddd#And the “And those hands...” part Oh my godddd#this book is so fucking gayyyy#You can smell the fruit on the pages#i will never get over it#“Your favorite mistake” Okay Fruitangle#Also i wanted to post this cause of the other post when they said Bill and Ford said “my love” to eachother jokingly#And i was like “no fucking way 💀💀💀” so i wanted to see what else would change with the translation#Also for some reason google says “despecho” is spite but i'm pretty sure it would be closer to heartbreak?#Cause “des-pecho” means something like “take out chest” (pecho is chest) and heartbreak is uh heart break but also could mean take out heart#idk#Also no way they let them put “My hole can be yours” on this book. No way 💀#the book of bill#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#tbob#tbob spoilers#the book of bill spoilers#billford#spanish translation#euclydia#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#I loved this book by the way#i completed the section with the questions and bill called me a stupid virgin loser lol#And the great gastby section actually made me want to read it which i won't but i will want to lmao
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it kinda just clicked for me that archdragons have their name name and then the title they receive(?) as an archdragon, ie "anak araw" -> "sol regem", which is really cool but like *shakes by the shoulders* WHERE ARE ZUBEIA AND AVIZANDUM'S!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!
#i don't have a defense for this one tdp what the hell dude#well at least now we can come up with our own#actually hold up let me open google translate#ok this is harder than i thought#especially with how many latin sky words are already associated with spells#regina tonat?#i can't use regina i just can't i'm sorry#“mother of lightning” would be so cool but MATER FULGUR??? ik it's not pronounced the same but tow mater ahh#i can vibe with “matrona procellas” but matron doesn't do her justice#“imperatrix procellas” might just be a lil TOO much#anyway i'm moving on#ok avizandum there are more options here but it's almost harder#potestas caelorum. robore tonitrui. tempestas magna. idfk#THEY ALREADY TOOK ALL THE GOOD ONES OK#anyway zym should be fun#“princeps” should definitely be a part of it bc it means ruler but also. prince. dragon prince. yk#and also something rainbow-y bc that's his special lil thing#princeps irides?#OH “ARCUS” CAN MEAN RAINBOW??? SAY LESS#princeps arcus or smth#ok they all sound dumb when i write them#sigh#tdp#the dragon prince#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga
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thank you for joining us this evening. here we observe me as i’m starting to read a really good character analysis about the umbrella academy.
it’s looking really good so far as it’s from an account i’ve never seen before. i follow them and continue reading, before … oh god. please, no. it slowly transitions into five x lila or harcest.
naturally, we then reach the part where i scream at glass-shattering frequencies, instantaneously and furiously block the blog owner, throw my phone out the window into oncoming traffic, and burst into flames after lighting myself on fire
#i know i haven’t shut up about it but god. i blocked all these tags months ago. why am i STILL SEEING FIVE X LILA POSTS#AND HARCEST POSTS#first of all i believe in letting people ship whatever tf they want… until it reaches invest#that shit should not be allowed and frankly. i do not know why it is!!! <3#google (tumblr) show me this guys balls (all harcest being removed from the site) please#laur thinks she’s fucking funny or something#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua s4#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#number five#tua five#anti five x lila#anti tua s4#tua s4 hater !!!!!!!#five x lila hater !!!!!!#lila pitts#harcest hater!!!!!!!#anti harcest
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I wish other characters in Warframe got as much detail and lore as The Hex. Still waiting on that Ordis quest that Steve teased so many years ago. 😔
We're still waiting Steve- or rather Rebecca. 👀 https://fxtwitter.com/sj_sinclair/status/1035662678147166208
#oh anon me too 😔#i wish the rest of the cast got as much lore and interactions as the hex 😫#its been.... wait let me google this#ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 YEARS#we're coming up on august 31 2025 and then it'll have been 8 entire years since that Ordis quest script was teased#fun fact btw ordis was gonna get a frame body or something metallic to fight ballas in at one point in the Excalibur umbra quest script#writing process.#so instead of umbra we would have gotten ordis i guess idk I mean he did drink kuva bcuz of ballas so like... its not impossible#oh gods it's no wonder it hasn't gotten made yet im guessing they don't want something as important as Ordis to be JUST a side quest#mod rose#warframe confession#warframe#warframe 1999#cephalon ordis#ordis#ordan karris
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i keep thinking about how i wish i could sit on his lap and feel him get hard under me as he is groping my boobs :( ok sorry im drunk n horny n ovulating pls breed me lol
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Uhhh something Something headcanon the pizzaplex staff are given little trivia note cards about the company and the 80's in general to recite to guests as they tour the place or something, but the thing about these note cards is that they're full of the most inaccurate info ever, and freddy'll overhear them sometimes and literally have to stop in his tracks to compute what was just said like
Staff: "And here we have Glamrock beauty salon! Where you can get personally styled by Roxy herself! Fun fact, shoulder pads were all the rage in the 80s! Everyone was wearing them, along with their bright neon t-shirts and legwarmers!"
Glamfred: "......I remember we wore more t-shirts and jeans, actually"
Staff: "......?"
GF: "uH.....I mean--I am sure there were some shoulder pads..!"
#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s#glammike#glamrock freddy#michael afton#silly salvaged au#i spent way too long on this post no joke#i was frantically googling “80s misconceptions”#because for what its worth that era is more mythologized than we think it is#like the pizzaplex itself is the glamorized rose tinted glasses version of the 80s#i just really like the juxtopositon lol#the more realer feeling of the period that the fnaf 4 minigames had vs SB's shiny corporate kingdom lol#ajfjisrj anyways i really like the image of freddy in a meet n greet or something#and then he'll overhear one of those fun “facts” and right as he is in the middle of saying something#he goes “Hello Superstar! are you ready for your birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-”#poor mike he heard misinfo being spread and he got controlled shocked for it 😔😔😔#LMAO WAIT freddy probably sends an anonymous email to the higher ups because of this#Gregory's like “does it really matter THAT much freddy??”#“gregory it is a matter of proper information being spread”#“that and also they called me 'promising heir of the fazbear fortune' when recounting history”#“i will let them know i was not promising in anyway”#“also did you hear they called my brother completley different names!”#(the cards just say “william afton's second son” so the staff improvise a bit lol)#(in this au his name is Evan (basic i know))#“gregory one staff said his name was Chris and another said his name was Norman--where did they even get Garrett from???”
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it's not good for the job search to have a fundamental, bone-deep certainty that the world will always punish an honest attempt >:|
#robin processes emotions on main#this is the result of my dad being unemployed and/or getting pushed out of his jobs five different times in my childhood#long and depressing story short: he got fired five times for being too autistically blunt and unwilling to lie on behalf of his clients#and every time he lost a job we had to move#and it left me with this just. utter certainty that I will be fired#and/or fail at my jobs#it's a very cold calm certainty#until I think about going out and trying anyway. and then it's a ''oh um um let's think about something else''#it's hard for me to even think about it because it's too scary and my mind sends me in any other direction because I start#physiologically feeling like I'm dying :)#btw this is all just me reminding myself that my anxiety isn't stupid; it comes from literal childhood insecurity#I Don't Actually Think it's true. I Hope it's not true. I just feel in my bones that I'm gonna be homeless someday#google search: how to convince your bones that we might be okay? how to tell your bones we have a chance if we'll take it#ENOUGH midnight rambling. bedtime for robin
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(Based off of the reality of having a metal ring in your back as a constant reminder of your fate and how that affects you as a person set in the Switzerland arc)
“Does it hurt?”
Ava’s pressed face down into the pillow sleep curling around her limbs. She hums, she can’t remember what she says, she’s exhausted. Her arms are tangled beneath her pillow. She holds her fingers tightly between each other, her bones ache from the pressure but her hands no longer shake. Ava hasn’t experienced this before, a fear that haunts her at night. (She finds she cannot stop dreaming about dying. It’s stifling in the cover of night trying to figure out where she is.)
She slowly opens her eyes and squints in the darkness. Beatrice is facing her a furrow in her brow that Ava knows she’s doing unconsciously. Ava’s lip quirks a smidgen, Beatrice looks funny. It’s a bit silly to her, Beatrice no doubt working out a solution to an unknown problem that Ava has yet to see in the middle of the night. In her sleepy state she wants to laugh at the imaginary cogs churning in Beatrice’s head.
Beatrice scooches closer and Ava panics, her skin can taste the dust of Bea’s forearm. She hoists herself up on her elbows, turning to face Beatrice. “Wha?” Ava’s shaking off bits of sleep from her mouth when Beatrice repeats herself.
“Does the Halo hurt?”
She doesn’t know if she wants to answer that. Ava peers over Beatrice squinting at the harsh light of the digital clock on Beatrice’s side. Ava loves it, it reminds her of the early 2000’s and the aesthetic of waking up to an alarm to go somewhere. The clock blinks an innocent 1:43 Am, and Ava debates on letting her head thump back down.
She turns her body on her side, she can feel the halo shifting in her back and it makes her want to throw up. The sides of the halo press against her shoulder blades and Ava resists the urge to yank it out. She grits her teeth and settles ignoring the skin of her back pulling tight to accommodate for the ring. Beatrice is still expecting an answer and Ava can’t lie to her, she pulls the covers of the sheet up to her chest hoping to bide more time for an answer.
"Everything hurts Bea," Ava smiles, "getting my ass handed to me is hard work."
Beatrice frowns displeased but looks at her through her lashes, it's unguarded, the stress and worries of the world stay out of their room in the dead of night. Her lashes are so pretty and Ava wants to curse the soft glow of the moon. There’s just enough moonlight to illuminate her eyes but overshadow her freckles. Ava swallows down the taste of defeat, she can’t win, she thinks.
Her gaze is soft, Beatrice is looking at her and it’s different yet the same. The same feeling in her chest constricting her lungs, the same soft gaze of Beatrice. Beatrice who likes what she sees in Ava when Ava can barely see where she begins. She doesn’t like to dwell on it, the truth of the matter being what belongs to Ava.
If she closes her eyes she can pretend just a little longer. She can give herself the hope of the future and what comes after all this. She can put down the fighting and the artifact and live. Ava doesn't want to think about it anymore, at least not tonight when Beatrice is here with her.
Beatrice is soft. She knows it from hours and hours of training. She's felt it when Beatrice corrects her form, in the way she talks. She speaks from a place of care like she has turned the harsh words in her brain over and over to soften the syllables spoken to Ava. And Ava doesn't linger on it, the meaning behind it, (Ava didn't think she'd make it this far, finding a person who cares quite like Bea does.)
And Ava's got it bad, she knows she's fucked because Beatrice doesn’t say anything about her language and Ava can't not tell her the truth. She looks down, her hand fiddling with the bed sheet underneath them.
"It doesn't hurt," if she thinks about it she can feel the fibers of the cotton between the pads of her fingers. "But it's very uncomfortable." She doesn't want to find the response in Beatrice's eyes, content to hear it from her voice. The soft British lilting accent that holds her just as soft as a touch.
She waits, she can picture Bea’s mannerisms with her eyes closed but maybe she should check just to be sure. Ava peers up at Beatrice and she’s suddenly closer. Her eyes really are pretty, there’s a depth to them that Ava wants to spend an ungodly amount of time studying.
“Can I help?”
#tko_writes#AND THEN THEY BANGGGG NASTY UGLY HARDDDDD#tenatively titled:#Do you think i'm kind?#in which i dump soup all over this google doc#soup being trauma#yeah this is ooc what about it#i need to go to bed right now#can u believe it i wrote something relatively normal#bleghhh#it wasn't as bad as I thought it would go#canon writing is boring to me personally but this wasn't too bad#it's just like blah blah imagine having a metal ring in ur back and how sleeping on ur side affects your body#just like body horror#and like the constant reminder of it because how do u escape something that's so uncomfortable sitting between ur shoulder blades but#helps you move and do all the things u dreamed of???#anyway got bonked with this idea talking with ard#everyone thank ard for this if u liked it#i was supposed to write more but i've gotta go to bed#Ava's thoughts are all over the place but i'm gonna say that's cuz she's sleepy#something somethign it's just all the trauma she's gone through because she's had the halo is present and she's constantly reminded of it#because it jostles inside of her and no one was really fit to house a halo#something something GET RID OF THE HALO BEARERS LET THOSE WOMEN LIVE THEIR LIVES#RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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My contribution to the fankid sillies. Quirky kid who's mostly in the care of Shadow's chao, and is a little too interested with the concept of time traveling...
#Doing my part in the war on petri dish fankids on the side of the petri dish children#<- HALF STOLE THIS CAPTION#thank you lovelyn for letting me torture you with a rough draft that was really sad I did a complete 180#Comet the Hedgehog#Sonadow Fankid#Sonic oc#sth#sonic#i owe lovelyn for the nebby nickname also. obsessed#art from the den#artists on tumblr#how did this beast come to be? idk google how stars are born I'm not ur dad#maybe they raced and went sooo fast they ripped open the fabric of the universe and left a clone in the stardust. or something#Do not take me seriously I need to go to bed. Goodnight honk shoooo
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