#yeah he hires him
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Phil: uh, under work experience you put threesomes?
Clint: yes sir
Phil: … why
Clint: to show I work well with others
Phil: I see 🤦♂️
#phil coulson#clint barton#Phil coulson/clint Barton#phlint#incorrect quotes#yeah he hires him#so what?
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.
one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.
which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.
he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.
#more of moth#dracula#re: dracula#dracula daily#jonathan harker#bram stoker#i woukd think thag the reason dracula has so many paintings of himself is that he finds it funny or smthn idk#he hires an artist and then they paint him and he pretends to be in a rage and threaten them#then he just eats them#it’s like his way to blow off steam#yeah#that’s it
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mdzs au#MDZS disco elysium au#This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3#Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
1 like = 1 prayer
#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
394 notes
·
View notes
Text

Paperhatober Day 19: Glasses🔍
he's SPEECHLESS he's never seen such beauty.
#up until this very moment Black Hat has never even realized that he accidentally hired the prettiest man on earth#finally he understands why the most popular character voting was won by Flug#he has to admit... that's an adorable scientist#[I don't actually think that there is another eye under Black Hat's monocle]#but in an old livestream Alan jokingly said that Black Hat's sight is utterly abysmal#(probably not canon since that would be a pretty big and obvious weakness.)#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#black hat#villainous dr flug#villainous black hat#paperhat#paperhatober#oh yeah... did you think I gave up on the challenge?#not yet#my spirit is not that easily breakable#fanart#cartoon#my art#god almost ⅔ of the challenge...#how these glasses stay on Black Hat's face I have no idea#if I say “magic” it's not even unrealistic for him. so ig magic. actual magic.
289 notes
·
View notes
Note
RICKY YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS HES SO CUTE OH MY GOFISKSNDBDD DD I LOVE HIM SO BAD
https://x.com/leclercsstreet/status/1883924777250992557
he is sooooo dainty.. truly like a little princess. i love how everybody just surrounds the omega like an all-adoring crowd, as they should!!
#yeah im answering this ask a week late so sorry everybody#but i think the conversation of princess charles is an everyday one#also i would love to be hired as just. the freak who follows him around an picks him up at any given moment#i stand in the shadows waiting for the time he needs someone to grab him at the waist and help him down#yes i am HELPFUL and CONSIDERATE#me at the omega rights convention: hmm actually we should go back to traditional fashion of carrying our omegas around everywhere#yeah actually omegas shouldn’t even touch the ground#i think charles smells like flowers and touching his waist would heal me
96 notes
·
View notes
Text
i had this in my canvas for 2 months
#yeah i headcanon it was mike's fault jeremy got bit just cause it would be funny#fanart#art#fnaf#fnaf 2#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#im so shit at drawing backgrounds i didn't even want to attempt it and you can tell lmfaoo#mangle#i imagine he got hired a day before he worked his shift and was put in charge of birthday duty with jeremy and got him lobotimized 5 mins in
168 notes
·
View notes
Text
Prompt 80
So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity.
But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work.
Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of.
What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore!
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#de aged danny#dan works at lexcorp so mercy can have a break some days#Lex sees this as extra useful because dan can double as intimidation and a bodyguard#Oh he's a meta? Oh that's fine- Immune to mind control?! Well seeing as the alien in the city gets mind controlled every week heck yeah#Bart is fuckin terrified when he sees Dan & calls Tim because *holy fuck* it's the thing behind his nightmares#W-with a pair of kids? Fussing over the pair of kids???#Double checking that they have their things to spend the day with their grandpa????#Luthor: If I hire a meta I will have diversity and it's good for PR#Mercy: Yeah I just need to train someone to not take his shit y'know how it is#Dan: I just need enough money to not ask for cash from Vlad I am not dealing with his motherhenning#Dan: I moved away to not be fussed over and I am not dealing with him#Vlad on the phone: Son why am I hearing about being a grandpa why was I not informed :C#Clockwork: Ah yes more time with my grandchildren :) A perfect timeline
405 notes
·
View notes
Text
It has been 14 hours since I found out that, according to Kubo, Byakuya calls Renji by his given name "because Rukia does" and I am obsessed with this information.
This is both the best and worst possible answer to this question. I feel like if you asked Byakuya, this is exactly the reason he would give. However, if Rukia were present, she would lose her damn mind. While I do think Rukia's assertion that Byakuya didn't look at her even once in 40 years is hyperbole, over that time I can imagine Renji's name coming up in conversation once, maybe twice tops.
Like, two weeks before she goes on her fateful mission to the Living World, B's been shortlisting Vice-Captain candidates, and over dinner, real casual:
B: Rukia. You know your friend?
Rukia: My who now?
B: That friend of yours who shouts too much. The boorishly tall one. With the red hair. Is he in Squad Eleven now?
Rukia (wracking her brain frantically for people Byakuya would consider 'her friend'): You mean Renji?
B: Yes, him.
Rukia: What about him?
B: Is he in Squad Eleven? The Sixth Seat?
Rukia: ...maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The next day, Byakuya's office, Renji shows up for his job interview.
B: You must be Renji.
Renji: uhhhhhhhh sure why not?
#byakuya kuchiki#renji abarai#rukia kuchiki#i have spent over 5 years intensely thinking about the circumstances of renji's hiring and it just keeps getting stranger in my mind#i do think b was very excited about having a vice captain who was not picked by his grandpa and he genuinely like renji for an entire 5 min#like he was probably in the best mental state he'd be in for 50 years#'oh yeah me and this rowdy squad 11 guy are gonna have so many good swordfights' byakuya is thinking#'maybe i can even get him to have a conversation with my sister so i don't have to'#and then ::gestures vaguely at soul society arc::#thank you kubo#and thank you especially to whomever sent this question in#i am kissing you on the lips we will have a spring wedding#squad six first-name culture
227 notes
·
View notes
Text
cameron and chase were definitely in on wilson’s scheme to trick house into admitting he misses his original fellows which begs the question: which one of them came up with it. chase is the first one to give up and make it clear that he’s Real And Actually In The Hospital (and this is also the start of his rebellious teen ‘no house i will NOT help you at work’ phase) which makes me think it wasn’t him and was either cameron or wilson. personally i think it was cameron who masterminded it (not really expecting it to go as far as it did) but wilson was the one who committed to the bit and freestyled the whole ‘and btw cameron and chase moved to arizona and got engaged’ thing and cameron does not know about this until house makes a crack about her not wearing her engagement ring a couple of days later. at which point she is so visibly horrified that he immediately realises the truth. (house lets her blame chase for it though)
#house md#allison cameron#james wilson#robert chase#i think that conversation between cam and wilson probably went like#wilson: yeah house is useless without you. you probably shouldnt tell him you’re back at ppth yet until he commits to hiring a new team#cameron:…well WHAT IF—
79 notes
·
View notes
Text
Voice actors are NOT the same as actors.
It takes a specific kind of skill-set and training to be able to warp and meld the voice. It takes a certain kind of talent and dedication to hone that talent into the ability to meld the voice and invoke emotion with one's voice alone. Actors are used to using their voice secondarily to their body language and their facial expressions. It's all mirrored back on camera. They do have nuance. But it's a different kind of nuance and a different kind of training to produce that nuance.
Voice actors might get their likeness transposed on their character's design, and maybe their mannerisms might seep into the character's animation. But when it's all said and done: their presence is in their voice. They are bringing a character to life, showing that emotion in their voice, trying to keep a specific accent, drawl, pitch, tone in that voice and keep it consistent for their recording sessions.
The voice actor is like a classically trained musician who can play first chair in a competitive, world-renown orchestra. The actor (who fills the voice actor's role) is like a moot who played violin in beginner and intermediate high school orchestra and thinks they can get into Juilliard with that 2-4 years of experience.
This doesn't mean that the HS orchestra moot can't play. They can even be really good at it. Maybe they won competitions and sat first chair. But they are not in the same league as the person who's been training their whole lives and lives and breathes to hone their craft using the instrument and all of the training they've ever acquired to perfect it. They are not meant for the same roles. They are not in the same caliber. You do not hire the HS equivalent when you want to play complex music in a competitive orchestra.
Actors are not the same as voice actors.
And furthermore, actors - especially big name actors - taking the roles of animated characters for big budget films or TV pilots makes no sense anyways when - at least in the case of TV pilots - there's not a point to hiring a big budget actors anyways. That money could be used elsewhere (like paying your animators), and the talent that is brought onto the screen for X character could then be hired on to voice said character no recasting required.
I wouldn't say voice acting as a profession is in danger exactly, but it's certainly being disrespected and overlooked for celebrity clout, and this has ALWAYS been an issue. Shoot, even Robin Williams knew that much - which is why he tried so hard not to be used as a marketing chess piece for Aladdin and got royally pissed off when it happened anyways. People shouldn't go to any movie (but especially not animated films) because "oh famous actor is in it". People should go because it's a good movie and the voice acting is good.
People who honest to god think that voice actors are replaceable because "oh well anyone can voice act" or "I like xyz celebrity so naturally it'll be good" ... Honestly I just wish you'd reassess your priorities because you're missing the point and are part of the problem.
Voice Actors ≠ Actors.
#(i am incredibly passionate about this)#(and seeing celebrity voice actors in what should be a voice actor's role completely burns my buns it doesn't matter WHO it is)#(hemsworth as optimus? someone tell me one good reason why they couldn't get a good v/a to replace mr. cullen properly for the future)#(ben shwartz as sonic? dude literally isn't even a good voice actor OR actor anyways-)#(- A N D jason griffith AND my boy roger craig smith are still RIGHT HERE)#(jason griffith IN PARTICULAR would have pulled back SO many sonic fans that went to watch the film anyways. if not /more/.)#(and on top of that he has the same tonality and energy they tried to force this moshmo to try and emulate anyways so GET THE REAL THING)#(chris pratt as mario? i can at least defend /him/ and say that barring his failure to do a NY accent consistently he wasn't terrible)#(but mario's new voice actor could've been used instead and people would've clearly appreciated that WAY more)#(vanessa hudgens as sunny starscout in mlp g5's pilot movie? literally why. they replace her and hitch's va in the show.)#(don't even get me started on the concept of hiring celebrity singers to do musical theatre roles or not letting musical theatre singers-)#(-dub the celebrity voice actors you just HAD to hire for your film bc you're so worried about not getting enough clout to get ppl in seats#(that you're putting it all in this (1) big name hire bc turns out that you have no faith in your writing ability much less-)#(-animation as a medium.)#(and no before anyone says anything : no this is not me saying that ALL celebrity voice castings are bad.)#(there are some that aren't that bad and others that are actually pretty good.)#(i especially appreciate it when actors are damn well aware they aren't voice actors and try to LEARN from voice coaches-)#(-and/or their va predecessors if applicable.)#(that does not change the fact that the celebrity shouldn't have been hired just because the film wanted to have bragging clout-)#(-oh look at this FAMOUS PERSON we were able to hire — yeah ok. sure wendy. i want to know if this film is quality or not.)#(and 9/10 times the SECOND there is money spent on a non voice actor to voice the main character especially)#(that usually means somewhere along the way animation IS going to get shafted. if not w the animators themselves then in the way of-)#(-the actual animation itself and ESPECIALLY the screenwriting because it's especially been so dogshit lately even before the strike.)#(a celebrity being hired to fill a voice actor's role is such an immediate red flag to me and it is VERY rare that i get to be proven wrong
117 notes
·
View notes
Note
will dan the alpha be in the ninth wave? there is no OC tag but there are mentions of him in some of your coral posts. i got around to reading the side stories and i like him! dan is chill and wouldn't restrict lex from being himself (active menace to society) but assertive enough that he wouldn't let lex get lost in the worst of his self destructive tendencies.
the discrepancy between sleezy omega billionaire, ex arkham asylum inmate, domestic terrorist who made a machiavellian plan to kill superman using batman and A Normal Guy is so funny to me. when dan found out he knotted lex goddamn luther in the woods he probably experienced emotions previously only felt by shrimp. sorry king your life is going to get so much more complicated.
imagine being the only normal guy in a pack with bruce wayne who moonlights as Batman, an alien with godlike abilities whose secret identity is a pair of glasses and a slouch, the former robin who came from the dead with anger issues, lex luther who thinks treason is a fun friday night out, and alfred. also you live in gotham. someone hand him a drink.
Funny you should mention that! I was just working on a few scenes where I had the possibility of slotting Dan the Alpha in, but I keep going back and forth on if he should be in the ninth wave or not. I think he should, and it would add some complexity to later on in the plot (mwahahaha) but I know people are a little wary of OCs, especially if they didn't read the side story with Dan in it.
But yeah, poor Dan. I'm not even sure he fully realizes what he's gotten into, since he doesn't know who his client is (he only talks to Alfred, after all) and he didn't even recognize Lex's name. He just knows they're an odd, tightly-knit pack who are a little (lot) reclusive and have some strong dynamics at play. The more he learns/realizes, the more he just shakes his head and tries to be useful.
I agree with you that he's well-matched to Lex, in that he isn't going to get in Lex's way but he will still be a moderating influence in the craziness. I don't think Lex could be with any alpha who wasn't like that, or wasn't deferential like Clark and Dan both are.
#anyway yeah I have the potential to add him in so#curious if folks feel strongly one way or the other#if not I'll keep writing him#truly the only thing you need to know about him is that he and lex shared a casual heat#very briefly#in the woods#and he was very much a gentleman#and also he's the handyman for the property that alfred hired#asks#myfic#anon#theresurrectionist#batfamily#lex luthor#dan the alpha#OC#original character#a/b/o mention#a/b/o tw#the ninth wave#a room full of coral#prelude
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
screenshot redraw YIPPEE 🐁🐁
We NEEDED to see more of the monkey sidekick having duo 💔 It's okay though, im not angry about this. *my nails dig into my fists*
#wordgirl#wordgirl fanart#wordgirl pbs#pbs kids#digital art#art#pastrami sandwiches#screenshot redraw#professor tubing#captain huggyface#becky botsford#bob wordgirl#bosco wordgirl#wow chat who knew I could draw something wordgirl and NOT related to a.. certain sombody.. twirls my hair#gentlemen PLEASE! I am a man of science! and this is my.. monkey! of. science.#LOVE HIM HE DESERVED MORE TIME TO SHINE WHAT#GRGRGRGA GRIPPING AND SHAKING THE BARS OF MY CELL#also lschool just started for me and um yeah productivity is down like 80% IM SORRY I WISH I COULD JUST DRAW 24/7 BUT I CANT ANYMORE EUEUU#school*#im uh. still making that comic. NONO LISTEN TRUST ME ITLL BE FIRE JUST JUST GIVE ME A SECOND IM ALMOST IM ALMOST READY TO START IT I SWEAR#WHO KNEW YOU ACTUALLY NEEDED TO WRITE THESE THINGS BEFORE DRAWING THEM?? LMAOO#professor tubing... please save me professor tubing...#HES SO SWEET RGGRGRRRR I NEED MORE RRRRR PBS HIRE ME PLEASE#anyways off to ignore I mean work on all 5 of my wips#me when i take several screenshots of boxleitners lab and Frankenstein them together like a mad scientist#tbh that was the only reason i used the pixel effect#MAD SCIENTIST?? DR TWO BRAINS REFERENCE?? somebody sedate me#YOU KNOW TECHNICALLY I COULD TAG tTHIS AS BOXLEITNER BC THEYRE IN HIS LAB- *BAG THROWN OVER MY HEAD*#MMMBMMFMVMF!!#my art
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
More crossover stuff 💥💥💥 + that one "piss off bitch boy" joke is so funny to me (Elias tries to look into Gertrude's mind and receives said response) and I feel like Collin would do it to him too
#tropical's art#digital art#art#collinlock16#minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired#I also feel like with his prick nature Collin would have a field day messing with Jon#On the basis that Jon is also a prick and falls squarely into “an annoying entity” in Collin's mind#Same with Elias#I feel like Collin needs a reason to be rude to someone and those two give him a reason to (but maybe it becomes a bit to Collin and Jon)#Prick to prick communication#Prick to prick conversation#Still have no idea how Collin would even effect the story in TMA other than bringing it more comedy#Oh yeah and Kevin is there! He's just curious as an Eye Avatar would be#But I feel like he would want understanding and not just plain seeing#What's the point of his ability if it's just at face value and weakens his own research skills?#Then he dips after visiting the Institute and checking it out#But yeah not sure what Collin's dynamic would be within the whole season 1-2 group#Considering he (probably) has no qualifications for working at an archive and yet was still hired as an intern#World's most self-indulgent crossover for me to share out on occasion 💥
31 notes
·
View notes
Text


sketchbook doobles of the lad~
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#character art#sketches#gnomes#cats#hiring security for our rooms 😌 cat should be bigger though. it STARTED bigger idk what happened lmao#I wanna finish (and tweak) both of these digitally-- face needs adjusting in the portrait and cat needs embiggening in the one with the cat#but I still like em as is#look at him.... perfect boy.....#he left the group and returned later just. With Some Cats. and when the party was like. '... hey uh--' this was the first thing he said lol#hired to watch our rooms since we've gotten on the wrong side of a cult with at least one guy who can turn into a regular snake#hey Do Not Try To Kill It but wake us up if you see literally anything come in here. your fee is Warm Rooms And Scritches thank you#felix to the party: yeah I used to babysit these guys#limerick: 🤨???#my OCs#felix#dungeons and doodles#emberstead
35 notes
·
View notes
Note
My favourite fantasy lately is Kuya kidnapping Eiden and bringing him to a house in the woods to punish him for endangering himself during some adventure. Kuya keeps Eiden in bondage and constantly on edge, teasing and denying him. And Eiden just takes it without asking to be let out, allowing Kuya to vent his fear and frustration, because he's nice like that.
But, at some point, even the strongest little soldiers break, and just when Eiden is about to shatter from all the stress and Kuya's oppressive anxiety, Quincy comes for the rescue. He's the only one who managed to find that little wooden shack in the middle of nowhere (you know, because Kuya's allowed him to), and he comes in and persuades Kuya to relent.
Kuya hasn't even given Eiden any dick in all the (three? four?) days they've been at it, so serious he was about the discipline aspect!
Eiden cries when Kuya finally fucks him, and Quincy makes him spill
this just reminds me of Billowing Wildfire Kuya R2 where eiden saID sO HImself
i would not be surprised if kuya went full speed into an evil edging hostage situation because he doesn't know how to process eiden's mortality
#feesh answer#i don't think even I'M that evil#i wouldn't edge eiden for DAYS...#then again i don't have the lifespan of an ancient fox yokai. i think.#so time passing for kuya must feel very different#(eiden being magically edged in the other room) kuya while doing his nails: huh. has it been 20 minutes already?#IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS. KUYA LET HIM SPLORT#is there any way the clan members would NOT freak out after seeing eiden disappear for 3-4 days?#by the 1st night of MissingEiden#at least 3 of his wives would be on high alert LOL#unfortunately kuya rly does have those ridiculous powers#if he didn't wanna be found then none of the others would be able to get to him#i guess that's when quincy and rei are hired to sniff him out#rei's prob more lax like. what? the grand idiot's been gone for a day? so what. he's prob just fucking his way thru the clan#and one by one they all go 'he's not with me'#maybe by the 3rd day due to the delay in manual mail delivery#they get the scroll back from dante like 'no eiden is not with me'#and that's when everyone FLIPS OUT and the search goes into high gear#no. no actually i feel like they would all have figured out where eiden was within a day#that many brains.... surely they would be able to tell#or quincy would tattle. very matter of factly.#as in. yeah. i can sense it. old fox is squirreling away somewhere with the little devil#sigh. kuya if you keep this up they're all gonna put u thru mandated fox therapy or smth#you cannot do this every time you get separation anxiety#wait how tf do you spell the kuyaei shipname. is it just kuyaei. kuyei? kyuei? friggni vowels man#nu carnival kuya
32 notes
·
View notes