#yall thats my MOTHER IN LAW!!!

[tony-andonuts]

Ms. Hagakure appearance soon??? 😳🥺👉👈

[pluto-00]

Miles!42 hc’s

w/black!fem!reader

a/n: they way I see ppl write him is so stereotypical..this is still miles we’re talking about! Js bc he got braids n a cooler atmosphere, bro is NOT running w a gang. Plus if my spanish is used wrong, pls tell me!! I wanna make sure this is perfect.

also…these hcs are so silly and cute <33 had alot of fun writing this tbh.

Miles!42 who acts so hard in-front of others and his friends but really he’s just as dorky and awkward. (Likes playing minecraft but keeps it on the down-low, cuz he gets embarrassed.)

Huge video game enthusiast, from mortal kombat to terraria you already know he’s on that. Ganke and him play terraria all the time.

Miles!42 who mentions you all the time which kinda pisses Ganke off.

Does certain things to impress his uncle, trying to seem cool and more like a man. But you of all people, know he’s just fronting.

Miles!42 who thinks he seems sooo nonchalant, but really he cares about you so much.

Gotta huge soft spot for you and his mama.

When he comes over to your place to hang out, he always has some type of tubbaware filled with Rio’s cooking. She refuses to send that boy over without some sort of pleasantries. Which causes your mom to ask when is miles coming over, just to have some of ríos cooking.

“When’s that lil boyfriend of yours coming over? His momma cook food real good.”

“First of all, it’s for me. Ms.Morales loves me.”

Miles!42 who is a huge sneakerhead and will talk shit if he sees you with dirty air forces.

“Yo, you kinda nasty for that.”

“Whatchu talking about?”

“Why are your forces so dirty? Didn’t I tell you I got some sneaker cleaner at my place.”

“Mmcht, man get out my face, these are old ass hell.”

Gets a side job just to buy some sneakers or those over-priced spray ground book-bags.

Always leaving his friends to hang with you.

“I’m taking my girl out today, so I can’t.”

“I cant hang, me and my girl chilling tommorrow.”

Miles!42 who runs over to your place when yall had an argument, with your favorite soda and bag of chips he got from the corner store. Apologizes a-lot, especially if he knew was in the wrong.

“M’sorry, alright? I was doing too much.”

“No shit..” You’d say before pulling him into a hug.

Acts out for his little friends, calling you “ma” in-front of them, knowing damn well his real mama at home don’t play like that.

This boy will turn into somebody’s mother in public!! Talking shi under his breath in spanish, especially when he see’s ppl acting a fool in public.

“¿Estas personas no tienen entrenamiento en el hogar?”

Very assuring when it comes to you, especially when you over think something.

“You’re doing fine, mi querída. Don’t let those bad thoughts get to you..”

Anytime he see’s you in a cute outfit, hes so quick to say

“You look beautiful, te adoro.”

When Miles had you over at his place for the first time, he introduced you to his mother right away. And then later to Uncle Aaron.

You were nervous of making a bad first impression, but she found you very respectful and a good fit for Miles. Which led to her and you becoming really close, every-time you go over to Miles place you always ask where Rio is.

“Ms. Morales! You’re future daughter-in-law is here!” Which causes miles to get embrassed and for Rio to laugh.

“Ms. Morales, miles is being mean to me,” She goes along with it, jokingly telling miles to stop bothering you.

“Ms. Morales, you gotta teach me how to make this..” Who excitedly writes down the recipe and shows you step by step on how to make it.

Uncle Aaron likes you being with miles because you bring him out of his shell. He believes Jeff wouldve enjoyed your company too.

Miles!42 who’s tender-headed. Thats it.

Don’t let nobody but himself braid his hair. Which was a shock to Uncle Aaron, when he found out Miles let you wash and braid his hair.

But you swear up and down he act’s like a baby when you braid his hair, you literally have to resort to your black momma instincts when his head moves the slightest or his hand reaches up to the area you were braiding.

“Move ya hand!”

“You tugging on my scalp, fym?”

“Not my fault you tender-headed.”

“Mmcht-“

“Don’t suck ya teeth at me-“

Misses his dad dearly, calls you up to talk to you, anything to keep his mind off of it for a while. Only to eventually open up further, while you comfort him.

Miles is a big momma’s boy. Considering Rio is the only parent he has left, he would do anything for her. She’s stressed? He’s telling her to relax for the day. It’s mothers day? He’s going all out, with a boquete of her favorite flowers and a gift that she’s been talking about for the longest but never has had the time or money to buy.

Watches anime religiously, gets into those heated anime debates like who would win Goku or One punch man? Which is one is mopping the floor Sukuna or Gojo?

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

OMG yall two bisexuals and lesbain if they are bold enough to make Eloise one but I doubt it they’ll get so much for making it to gay and thay family the fans love so gay instead because it ruins their little 📚 fantasies

‪Don’t think I didn’t notice that Frannie felt that couldn’t even say a word stuff her mother said when she met Edmund 😂 OMG what a season BEST SEASON EVER no one is ever topping this season I’m so sorry to the 3 siblings who’s nexy probably sharing their stories in s4! ‬

Now I need polin happy and in love in s4 now please or a spin off and I need Penelope and Michela to be the best friend’s something I didn’t get with pen Edwina/Marina which I desperately deserved plz seeing pen hugging kissing Micheala my black a88 is so happy 

yea please god give me Penelope Michela besties era in s4 and John Colin and Francesca Colin besties in s4 and Francesca Penelope and I’ll never ask of anything else ever again please god why is seeing my new (now including Micheala and John) core 4 being this close making me cry I love polin Colin Penelope and my new babies John Frannie and Micheala please pen deserves a friend like Michaela and Frannie since Eloise couldnt be that for her before the last 5s of the shows ending!

‪pen getting a sister in law thats woc that’s kind loving funny something we couldn’t have earlier because of the drama but finally she has she deserves this so do I ‬

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

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urbanwyatt Baby mama did the damn thang 🇲🇽 so proud of you wifey💖

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yourusername Thank you baby 🥺 thank you for being here tonight!

urbanwyatt Wouldn’t be anywhere else 🤞🏼

cozane baddie 🫡

selenosunni 🔥

yourbestiename THATS MY BEST FRIEND GO BEST FRIEND!!!!!

user Not them saying wifey and baby! Did we miss something???

user Divorce but still loving each other 🥺

user This is part of their pr stunt.

urbanwyatt What PR stunt? Broo lmao 💀 that’s my girl, divorced or not!!

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urbanwyatt US DURING THAT MOMENT

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yourusername LMAOO

yourbestiename Y’all are horn dogs brooo

jackharlow Can you blame us??? Like holy fuck

yourusername It wasn’t even anything HUGE to get horny about. Just two pretty best friends sharing a 💋

claybornharlow 👀

neelamthadhani lmao my favorite part 💋

user Urban and Jack fighting for their lives

user Jack you’re gonna let y/n take your wife?

yourusername I SAW HER FIRST, SO SHE’S MINE!!!!!!!!

jackharlow 🙄

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yourusername 🇲🇽 LOCKED IN 🔐 thank you to my bros for joining me tonight!!!!

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yourbestiename Doble P & Chato 🫡 I’m mad at JOP!!!!!

jesusortizpazfr Sorry 😣

urbanwyatt Next time don’t get too drunk and actually show up to rehearsal. Don’t be coming out here making my girl look bad!!!!

user 😳 😬

cozane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

user YOUR GIRL? WHAT???

user You should’ve knocked his ass out when he asked her where his mother in law at!!!!

urbanwyatt 🙄

urbanwyatt We might be divorced but I’m still 🌰 in her 💦 so I win, not that it’s a game but I win 🤷🏼‍♂️

yourusername 🙈

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yourusername My girl for life 🥵🤞🏼🤭

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yourbestiename TE AMO 💕

druski AY YOOOO I KNEW IT ✂️

yourusername LMAAAOOO

jackharlow NOOO SHE MINE

jackharlow 🙄 only sharing her with you!!!

yourusername Boy I wasn’t even waiting for approval.

urbanwyatt 🥵 🥵 🥵 I’ll let this slide

yourusername Of course you would 😇

claybornharlow Ummm 👀 can I watch?

jackharlow GO AWAY

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keepingupwithynwyatt Not JOP being too lit and forgetting the lyrics. Good thing Y/N called his ass out for it. Also not him calling her mom suegra and saying he was gonna get a kiss from YN 🙄 URBAN BETTER CHECK HIS ASS!!

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yourusername Yoo why y’all trying to get baby daddy heated?

user Lmao

user so did he get the kiss?

user jop is a mood lol love him

user Peso Pluma was my favorite

urbanwyatt You know damn well I checked his ass after this.

jackharlow I can confirm

cozane Yuppp

yourcousinname Good thing y’all held Urban back I for sure thought he was gonna deck dude.

jesusortizpazfr It was a joke bro 😎

urbanwyatt Go joke with someone else’s girl, not mine.

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cozane MY PARENTS 🥺

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yourbestiename WDYM?!!??? THEY’RE MY PARENTS!!!!!

selenosunni Yesssss 🔥

yourusername COPELAN YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO POST THESE!!!!!

cozane Wait actually? Because baby daddy said it was fine!

urbanwyatt It is.

jackharlow 🙌🏼 love to see it

user OH MY GOD

user ARE THEY BACK TOGETHER?

user CASSIE ABOUT TO BE A BIG SISTER

urbanwyatt 😏😏

druski I KNEW IT

druski I FUCKING KNEW IT

druski YALL FUCKING STILL!!!!!!!!

druski jackharlow PAY UP BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR ASS THEY WERE STILL FUCKING

jackharlow This doesn’t prove that.

druski Boyyyyy this is literally a picture of them kissing. What more proof do you need?

jackharlow For it to come out of their mouths

druski URBAN OR YN GET YALL ASSES HERE I NEED THAT $1000 CONFIRM THIS NOW

urbanwyatt We fucking and have been for months. K bye now!!!!

yourusername URBAN!!!!!!

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[flower-of-zaun]

Today is my birthday!!

I can’t believe I made to 30 years old…another milestone!

I wanted to thank you guys, everyone that is apart of the Arcane community. I ended up watching Arcane when I was sick and depressed. I was rotting in my bed, and saw the show, wanting to watch it to rag on League Of Legends, but was instantly hooked. I fell in love with Silco and started using my tumblr to read fanfics (I think @chickenparm was the first author I followed - check em out), and I ended up writing my own. I made my own OCs and lore. I found a wonderful community that welcomed me.

I found you guys during a dark time in my life…I was extremely unhappy and to be honest, dealing with worsening chronic pain, I didn’t think I was going to make it another year. I struggled so much with loss, taking care of my mother who has MS, taking care of my in-laws who were old and sick, taking care of my husband who was not okay physically or mentally, dealing with having to walk with a cane for the first time because my legs were failing me…Fanfic writing became an outlet. I wrote my first story that did well. Then I did headcanons that got HUNDREDS of notes. My blog blew up! Through the growth of my blog, I found a group of friends I love, a support group. YALL EVEN CAME TOGETHER WHEN MY UNCLE DIED AND DONATED MONEY -LIKE FUCKIN THANK YOU. I gained a small following for my writing and art that kept me working towards something. I never thought people would like my writing and art - I never thought I’d quit being a Spicy Accountant, and I didn’t but I do that AND make art! Thats like the coolest thing EVER.

I even changed my name and came to terms with my gender identity. I was nonbinary for awhile before this, but other queer content creators helped me accept it even more. I was firm on my pronouns, I changed my name and let go of the old me. I became someone better - It’s Jinx now, deadname fell down a well!

I know I never talked about these heavier things, but y’all really helped me and I thank you guys for it everyday. I know this is mushy, and sort of lame, but it meant a lot to me. Yall mean a lot to me, even if we haven’t spoke. You guys touched my heart in a way that nothing else has.

Thank you guys, who know simping for a skrunkly old man would have saved my life lmfao.

[bryceslahela]

Ok u absolutely DONT have to do this but what if u told us ur least favorite li from all the multiple-choice li books that uve read 🙈😍

ok i’ll put them under the cut!! also i’m not very good at names just so u know. so i described some ppl 😭

across the void - idk who the fuck they are i’m so sorry to them.

america's most eligible - what’s his face. derek. i’m sorry but he was so annoying. no backbone.

baby bump - the male mayor was a jumpscare. i’m not even joking.

bachelorette party - rich doctor. reed? i romanced him bc he had rlly big gazongas. he’s boring and forgettable tho.

big sky country - the main guy. no offence to him but when ur competing with two bad bitches and you’re barely scraping average. sorry to him.

blades of light and shadow - mine was probably imtura. no offence to her but i’ve replayed it a few times and although i attempted to romance her. she’s the only one i never really clicked with. i do love her as a character tho.

bloodbound - lily and jax. sorry to them.

a courtesan of rome - cassius the snivelling nepo baby. i cannot stand him!!!

desire and decorum - hamid. his character annoyed me.

the elementalists - personally? probably aster. same thing as imtura. i’ve romanced everyone but i never rlly vibed with aster.

endless summer - jake i hate him. his stupid nicknames. his napoleon complex. those stank boots that prolly started covid.

foreign affairs - ayna bc SHE BETRAYED US…. will never forgive idc….

the freshman series - for me personally? all of em. all of them were annoying to the point to where it would be unfair to point out one? they all have their redeemable points imo.

hot couture - all were very ugly!!!!

immortal desires - …. gabe. and i LIKED gabe.

laws of attraction - sorry aislinn. i was just a gabe girlie.

mother of the year - NOT ONE BAD LI 😍 but i did prefer eiko and thomas to levi.

murder at homecoming - tyler but specifically white!tyler.

my first two loves - sorry mason and ava. even tho i like u both 🫶🏽

nightbound - idk. didn't finish.

open heart - ethan.

perfect match - my least was probably…. khaan. but i romanced all of em.

platinum - british tswift wannabe.

red carpet diaries - seth and i forgot her name but it began with t. both annoying. thomas hunt was annoying too.

ride or die - all were mid.

the royal romance - DRAKE AND MAXWELL. how bad is it that 50% of ur lis in this book are absolutely dogshit. thats insane.

rules of engagement - the bartender and nerdy twins gf. first one bc he looks like drake and the second bc she was so annoying.

save the date - the blonde guy. simon. hated him bc yall tried to push the agenda that he was better then justin. that’s simply incorrect.

veil of secrets - flynn. he smiles like he knows a secret that you don’t. its very unnerving.

wake the dead - idk i quit playing.

[theuniverseawakens347]

We’re noticing the logic in making me homeless was absolutely stupid - Lee GARLINGTON. And Howard.

How do you tell me “get a 9-5 ( waitressing) and we’ll match rent to the days you work ( work 30 days get a month) or go to rehab again”

- for fucking what!?

Also rehab you said 30 days friendly house I signed a 3 month contract for clarity and forced a year on me .. I did river and BEFORE going YOU SAID IF I DIDNT LIKE IT I COULD COME HOME , I told you a week after I don’t like it nor need it I wana come home - I did 3.5 months … UR WORD AINT SHIT TO ME.

then Colleen gon offer me homeless shelter where YOU RAPED N BEAT MY MOM AND CHANGED HER NAME TO SOMEONE ELSE SO NO ONE RIGHT COULD FIND HER - HELLO LAPD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN. - then you pay mother fuckers off there to lie or threaten to kidnap and kill their kids .. INDIA LOVE ASS BBL

.. then Colleen tells me I need to take psych meds Yal going out of town, in order to get a condo 🫤.. - last lunch we had at st joseph bbq place

——-

2PAC A BITCH ASS NIGGA “COME W ME RUN NIGGA WE GON SEE BLAH BLAH BLAH ILLUMINATI” … snoop HE KILLED MY DADDY THRU BIGGIE AND FAITH EVANS PINNING IT ON LIL KIM BUT YOU ALSO THROWING ASS AND COKE AT MY DAD AND WHY FUCK TARD INDIA LOVE DAD ON PAPER WORK FOR ROYAL BLUNTS W MY DADS NAME KNOC OFF UGLY ASS FACE AND BANK ACCOUNT - the game!??

CALIFORNIA LOVE - IMA BEAT THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE FOR BEING A FUCKING PUSSY THIRSTY MONEY LOVING WHORE AND MAKING ME HOMELESS FOR NO FUCKING REASON WHEN YOU GOT THE RECORDS ON DECK AND STRAIGHT - STATION 7 VENICE RALPHS YOU DID A HO LOT OF RETARTED COON ACTIVITY TO FUCK INDIA LOVE AND KIMORA JAY DUNLAP STEVE HARVEY STASH … ���the only way to get a bitch to talk is to fuck her” .. - NO YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

WHY YOU IN LAW AND KIM FUCKEDHARD KARDASHIAN WHY YOU GIVE WEST MUSIC RECORDS ABOUT MY FAMILY AND ME MISS “I wana be pro bono for the case” N KAYNE TALKING THAT GOD SHIT. NIGGA IMA PUNCH YO JAW LIKE MY DADDY BEAT YO POPS RETARTED PUSSY DRIVEN ASS - DRAKE WHY YO DUMB ASS FATHER HERE BITCH NIGGA FUCKING THE WHITE WOMAN THINKING THATS HOW YOU GET EVEN W THE WHITE MAN

- NO YOU FUCKING COONS YOU GIVING EM WHAT THEY WANT NOW OUR BLACK WOMEN THEY FUCKING HO AND YOU GOT DUMBASS INDIA LOVE A WHITE BITCH WALKING TOUND W BLACK PROPERTIES ASSESSTS AND HER MOTHER FUCKING THE BLACK MAN LIKE THEY WON SOMETHING.

- YOU LOST YOUR GOT DAMN DIGNITY WHEN YOU TAKE A STEP BACK

- CAMERON WALKER AND CORDELL B YO DADDY HALF WAS 2pac sperm that nigga a straight BITCH N HO WHO STOLE WHAT MY MOM N DAD MUSIC AND WEED AND PIMPED COKE FROM THE WHITE MAN TO COMMIT MURDER INDIANFUCKTARD WARREN WHATEVER YO MOM NAME AND THEN SEND YO OWN COLOR OFF FOR MURDER AND GET BLACK WOMEN PREGNANT BY THEM TO FEED THE BROKEN HOME BULLSHIT FURTHER // DISTRACT A NIGGA FROM THE BIG PICTURE

- WHY THE FUCK WE COME TO WORK.

Ima round house kick yo dumb asses for NOT PROTECTING ME AND LEAVING ME TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT MYSELF - THE FLY VAGINA ON MY GOTDAMN ART WALL.

You stupid fucking shit heads. - MY DADDY ANGER IS WARRANT BC HOW MANY NIIGA I LOSE TELL YO DUMBASSES BOUT ME YHE ONE YOU GOT HOMELESS TO KEEP SAFE!??

FUCK YOU SINCE YOU WANT THE PPL TO HATE THE POLICE CONGRATS THATS WTF YOU GOT YO SELF FOR NOT CHECKING YOUR MORALS AND GIVING JUST ANYONE A FUCKING GUN - WHO DOING COKE AT THE OFF AND FT INDIA LOVE FOR A JERK SESSION ON LUNCH TIME. - STACHE DUNLAP STATION 7 and 25209 BELL N NO BABY HAIRS WHY YOU PIMPING YO PUSSY N MY POLE VIDEOS AND KIMORA JAY TO OTHER STATIONS TO HIDE INFO!?

YALL COME SEE ME LAPD I ONLY YELL AT THE ONES BEING BLINDED TO THE LIES AND THE ONES REALLY REALLY FUCKING DOING THE SHIT AND PLAYING DUMB “ I thought it was make believe” - STATION 7 LIKE FUCKTARD LEE SERVING ME // RESTRAINING ME THRU HOWARD AND MICHAEL 3 times .. WHOS GOING TO COURT!?? INDIA LOVE POSED AS ME AND RONNIE NUGENT. AND YOU LETTING IT HAPPEN - WE ALL LOOK REATARDED AS FUCK NOW

- BEEN OVER DUE FOR A FUCKING FACE TO FACE CONVO AND STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT “she reads minds therefore she should know” .. THATS HOW MY DAD GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD AND MY MOM MADE HOMELESS AND MY GRANNY LOST HOW MANY FUCKING CHILDREN. - MICHAEL JACKSON THEY DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US. YOU JUST WANT PUSSY N DRUGS. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ADDICTS 🖕🖕

[danihwang882]

I FEEL LIKE THE VIEL IS LIFTING SOONER THAN HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR. I JUST HAD PROOF OF THE MATRIX SHIT. PHONE ON TABLE OFF. BUT MY PURSE VIBED LIKE A GHOST. SO THATS FOR SURE BREAKING LAWS OF HUMAN UNDERSTANDING. TONIGHT AT THE RED WING WITH A NEW WEEB FRIEND THAT GOT THE WITNESS OF IT.

tHANK YOU FELIX. <3

onto something huge for the spritual and bible believers out there felix. can be both.

basically what dies can be rebirthed again and again through GOD, JESUS AND ARCHANGELS.

AKA THE AKARSIC RECORD OR MOTHER COMPUTER OF SPACE.

THAT IS BASICALLY WHERE ALL HUMAN SOULS ARE BIRTHED FROM THROUGH GOD AND JESUS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

WHAT A FUCKING MINUTE FELIX DID YOU FINALLY BURN OFF YOUR KARMIC DEBIT LIKE I DID. HUNNY YOUR A FUCKING POWERHOUSE.

What happens when you access your Akashic Records?

Learning to access and unlock your Akashic records can not only help release ancestral karmic debt—thereby freeing yourself as well—it also opens the door to universal grace and blessings. Getting to know our basic soul nature is very validating.

YALL ARE IN NOW MY BOOK OF LIFE AS PARTNERS FOR LIFE. GOLDEN CHAPTERS TOGETHER..

ONLY ARCHANGELS THAT WRITE THOSE ARE EITHER TWINS METATRON AND LEADER MICHEAL.

BUT NOW WE HAVE MORE THAN THEM IN HUMAN LIFE AS BETTER THAN THEM. SO DONT DOUBT URSELVES EVER.

THEY WORK FOR ME BECAUSE I AM ALLY TO THEM.

IF ARACHANGEL ARE SHAPE SHIFTERS FROM HOLY TO HUMAN

IN THEIR IMAGE OF COPY FUCKERS IS WHAT MAN KIND IS.

ALSO EVE CAME BEFORE ADAM. ADAM WAS MADE FROM EVE.

SO WOMAN MADE EARTH AND ALL ITS HUMANS,

[4kadhd]

This old white dude asked if my coworker was from around here since she asked if he was gonna barbeque instead of "cooking out"

Sir shes from the same place u r ur just white jsbfbbvnfnc

[lesbianstarlightglimmer]

huh. just realizing that when I tried to confide in my parents that I feel like there’s not a place for me in the house they, instead of trying to talk it out and listen to my thoughts, immediately pushed for me to get medicated to get rid of the problem

[andiitom]

tho you a new writer in the twst famdom do u have any relastioship hottakes or any hot takes in gen?? 😳

Yes I do bestie 💙

There is no proofreading i wrote this while otp with sister.

Tbh realistically no I don't think any of them besides Trey, Deuce and Jack are the best for relationships.

*will edit this at a later date*

THESE ARE MY HOT TAKES BLOCK ME IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM.

(Magior editing)

Riddle 

He means well but he's always got something to say and he'll have an opinion on anything that's not up to his standards. Yes he said he'll stop being stingy on the rules but you can't just forget how you was raised so it’s going to take awhile for him to get out that mindset. 

You also have to deal with an overbearing mother in law and I'm like 39% sure in one of is event card he said something abt bein in an arranged marriage(dm me if i’m wrong cuz i might be wrong)even so you just gon be the other person cuz his mom defo not ending it cuz he met some some random hussy that’s supposedly from another world.

Trey

You'll probably be second in his life like he seems very family oriented and would drop anything for his family.

He's 100% will be running the bakery so yous probably have to put in some work at the bakery if you want things to last. 

Carter

Man is always on his phone. He's gon have impossible beauty standards for his partner.

He's always online so if you dont want your pictures online he 1) either deletes all the pictures of you off his page and then other bitches in his dm wanting to link cuz they think yall broke up or 2) he doesnt post you and everyone thinks he’s single and he got hoes in his dms wanting to link. 

Deuce

Based on the Deuce you are going for bad boy deuce or good boy deuce.

If bad boy Deuce… he was the leader of a gang so if you down for that life baby better have them hands.

but somewhere down the line he gon probably ghost you when he go to nrc.

Though if you going after good boy Deuce you probably gonna haft to initiate some of the romance cuz while you wondering why he hasnt replied to your text from 3 hrs ago he over here trying to spell gorgus. 

Ace

BRO IT’S IN CANNON HE GHOSTED HIS GIRLFRIEND CUZ SHE WAS BORING..

So besties if you aint some manic pixie dream girl/boy/person you aint worth a damn to him, you just gon be his booty call sorry it’s the truth.

Even if you start dating you gon have to deal wif his gf(he didn’t have the balls to break up with the poor girl) and his old friends cuz they gon have some questions.

Leona

Do you really want that can of worms? You just with him cuz he’s a catboy or because he’s royalty. I’m like 30% sure he also said his brother is trying to set him up with someone so like riddle you gon be the side piece.

I know some yall think you gonna be the one to claim the throne cuz plot reasons he said he’s not well like in the royal court. So for you bestie to come in try to fix almost 20 years of damge.

Yall think he some alpha but if Ruggie 17 year old has to make sure Leona a 20 year old grade repeater eats, has clean clothes and hair his brushed bestie thats some REAL BETA MALE BEHAVIOR

Ruggie 

I can tell some yall never watched NatGeo documentary you aint gon be the housespouce he is.

He’s wearing the pearls and heels you wearing the suit n’ tie, and with that HE A GOLDIGGER he aint messing wif a broke bitch as soon that bank account gets into the red he gone!

But if he do stay with you he just gon financially abuse you.

Jack 

He’s the goodest boy if you into working out, cold weather and large families you good.

but if you don’t you might just want to call it quits cuz he's going to want at least 3 kids bio or not.

He also would want a parner to workout with. He’s also hard headed so he’s gonna mention wanting to work out or the topic of kids a lot and that's gon lead to a blowout fight.

Azul

He’s got a victim complex and you gon have to be the mentally sound one in this relationship.

You also have to be a long distance cuz you gon have to drink a transformation potion daily or a water breathing potion cuz he is not doing that.

The relationship will be 100% contractinal and when you lose your usefulness he dropping you. 

Jade

Same situation as Azul. He can also be violent, he also has his UM and can have you confess your deepest darkest secret and black mail you with that.

We don’t get a lot on him and Flyod’s parents but from what we do get they sound dangerous and if he wants you gone he just gotta make a couple calls. 

Floyd

He’s the poster child for ‘dead: do not eat’. Like the prior two he’ll drop you, like what Woody thought Andy would do to him with Buzz around.

He also violent and will put his hands on you, none that “I can change him” bullshit you will come out that relationship(if you do) with cuts and bruises.

It's giving 'if I can't have no one can'

Kalim

You wildn if you think he not already engaged.

You also gota fight for your life cuz if the favorite or main bitch the others gon be jealous and to get rid of you, you better come with those hands.

Like I said none you(even me 🥲) are the one just cuz he’s nice to doesnt mean he like you. 

Jamil

You gon have to be his ride or die

if does that travling like he said he’ll do when he graduates you gon have to go with him or wait for him.

If he dont do that travling... hope you like working cuz that’s watchu gon be doing..

Aint no big family confrontation dont embarrass yourself and get to work.

Vil

Don’t do that to yourself bestie..

I can’t speak from experience but from what I hear having no social presence at all and dating a celebrity is not easy.

Like Riddle he’s even more critical of what you wear/eat.

just because he say he loves you no matter what you look like(from experience them the type of dudes to cheat with type bitch he say he dont like)

he’s subuly trying to change you. 

Rook

Why?

He radiates “where my hug at?” energy

proceed with caution. Homie liyin to yo ass on the daily he’s they type to tell you stop snooping if you suspect he cheating but if he gets the inkling you seein someone on the side ‘you the lyin ass hoe’ even if you aint.

Dont be surprised to if you find pics or vids of you on some weird website we seen that corner in his dorm room and don forget them thicc ass picture album he just of Neige.

Eple 

Sorry but how he acts throught the story is giving deep south backcountry.

That little talk with Deuce during chap 5 and worth a damn in the long run he just learned to hide his toxicity behind his cuteness.

You will be the monster of every situation even if you move to the city which is most likely not gon happen.

He’s the type to leave you while making dinner cuz his grandma said she making his favorite.

Idia 

Yall can’t fight me on this Idia’s an incel if he not on his games or with Ortho he on them forums talking about his ‘nagging bitch s/o’.

He’s more like a child than a partner idia is what an ipad kid is when they grow up sorry not sorry.

He comparing you to his loli waifu.

i dont want to hear none that ‘I can change him’ no we cannot sit your ass down. 

(the diasomnia group and staff are hard to write cuz their limited screen time my edit this sometime after chap 7)

Malleus

Part of the “you crazy if you don’t think he is already engaged” club even if he aint you buggin if you think yous gonna be accepted into fae culture like that..

It's cannon he gets angry really fast so you walking on eggshells.

He will alienate you from everyone.

You gotta learn the history of the valley of thorns and the different fae’s etiquette.

If you two have kids you gotta be careful cuz they just might end up like Sebek’s dog ass.

and unless it’s confermed otherwise and you are able to have kids laying an egg doesent sound as fun as it does on paper.

Lila

Bro I know he into some weird shit hope you ready to be bound and gagged from the ceiling while molten gold is being poured onto you.

Also just remember you just a blip in his memory even if you do have kids he and them will slowly forget you, you aint his ‘only true love’.

Silver 

You taking care of him more than he is taking care of you.

When he not asleep he working as Malleus knight.

Sebek

The man that needs no introduction.

You at least eighth best in his book, nowhere near the level of Malleus, Lila, his mom, late-grandpa, siblings and (maybe) his dad.

He also a raging rasist and he wants to keep that bloodline pure and if you want that bestie all to you but I am judging you.

Crowley

He the type to go on a ‘business trip’ with that work friend he told you not to worry about.

Which is funny as hell the relationship you have wif him is cuz you was using him cheat on your ex and now he cheatin on you.. take that L cuz that's on you.

Crewel

Yall either fucking for passion or fucking for pleasure aint no in between.

It’s giving you was one of his students then you graduate then got married not long after. 

Trein

AYO!? You that down bad?

Either way his kids hate you cuz you either younger than them by a scary amount or you have 3 year age gap with them.

Vargas 

Ion see shit for him but bestie he’s the one that got you bricked up?

He embodies men with a podcast.

He’ll tell you straight up your fat and don’t get mad cuz he’ll do it again. 

Sam

Ion see that much shit for him either but it’s the right choice, I love you and do you want to be friends?

There's nothing wrong with him but break up with him and he'll askin his friends to make yo life hell.

[isitbussinjanelle]

Inspired from a post talking about “feral Raya” hehehe

Also inspired from @moon-spirit-yue’s sapphic yearnings

Namaari: [hops off her serlot] alright everyone! Tie down your serlots and let’s scout the area for that binturi.

Atitaya: “dear diary, this is the 86th day of us trying to catch Raya. NO LUCK.”

Namaari: that’s quite dramatic, general.

Atitaya: OH IM THE DRAMATIC ONE- you know what? I’m not doing you today. I’m just gonna find Raya and when I do, I’ll strangle her perfect neck.

Namaari:

Namaari: that was kinda sus general ngl why did you say perfect-

Atitaya: alright Tai [pets serlot and ties it down] stay here. [walks off]

*the serlots talking*

Tai: psst, hey guys, coast is clear.

Myan: Whew, this heat is no joke.

Buwan: I hear you- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Tai: what??? What???

Myan: IS THAT A CYOTE?!

Tai: EVERYONE BRACE YOUR SELVES TO ATTACK IT [growls]

Raya: [growling like a beast while killing a bunny with her teeth]

Buwan: is that…princess Raya?

Raya: YESS I HAVE KILLED MY PRAY. [stands up and wipes her mouth of blood]

Tai: oh lord

Buwan: don’t let her see us. I repeat. Do not let her see us

Raya: wait, are you guys from Fangs army? [walking towards them]

Tai: fuck

Myan: can she understand us?

Buwan: I DONT CARE SHES PROBABLY GONNA RIP OUR GUTS OUT [backing away] YALL SAW WHAT SHE DID TO THAT BUNNY.

Raya: [barks and hisses at them] NOT SO BIG AND BRAVE WITHOUT YOUR LEADERS NOW HUH?!

Buwan: OH SHIT WHY IS IT BARKING

Myan: KILL IT

Tai: RUN

Myan: WERE LEASHED DOWN YOU IDIOT

Raya: YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU BETTER FEAR ME [growls at them] NOW BACK AWAY OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR EARS

Tai: STAY BACK YOU CRAZY BITCH [roars at her]

Raya: [screeches like a banshee]

Myan: nope. Nope. Just kill me now. Nope. [curls up on the ground]

Buwan: WHAT DOES NAMAARI SEE IN HER

Raya: HA! You guys are a bunch of scaredy-cats. Pun intended.

Namaari: who is that?! I heard screeching!

Raya: I knew you guys were here! Your cats are lame.

Buwan: MY MOTHER HAS COME TO SAVE US

Namaari: RAYA! Wait why are you terrorizing my cats?!

Raya: cause it’s fun🤨and easy. Especially this fat one right here [points at Buwan]

Buwan: EXCUSE ME >:0

Namaari: anyways- YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING FANG LAW YOUR COMING BACK WITH ME.

Raya:

Raya: [sprints back into the woods] FANG LAW CAN SUCK A DICK. >:) YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE[cackles like a witch]

Namaari: WAIT STOP- DAMN WHY IS SHE SO FAST

Atitaya: I knew she would get away.

Namaari: Aww but she has the prettiest laugh🥰

Atitaya: did we hear the same thing-

[milkacchan]

Request for anon: Can I have aizawa dating (without knowing) one of his student's (you can chose) older sister? Thank you and stay hydrated! 💗

• It was Bakugous sister.

• He honestly didn't even make the fucking connection. He's just tired.

• You have brown hair, Katsuki has blonde hair. You curse a lot but have a much better control with your temper and youre not as hot headed.

• he didn't connect the resemblance either until he see's you too in the same room

• and he doesn't like bringing work home- especially when he gets to see you

• which isn't as often as he'd like it to be

• so he won't talk about it

• so you wouldn't know that he taught your brother

• he'll say his day was frustrating or it was good and then the subject would be changed

• Your family would know you're seriously dating /someone/

• but they wouldn't know who.

• your dad would know more than your mom would- you're closer with him

• Katsuki would also know youre dating someone, he doesn't know who, and he pretends not to care but he's annoyed he hasn't met them

• he doesn't know what they're like. They could be an asshole- he wouldn't know.

• your relationship with Katsuki is weird.

• some times he's decent- and yall act like normal siblings

• and then sometimes the two of you ignore eachother for months

• which is ridiculous because youre 26 and he's 17.

• you think he has some animosity for leaving the house and leaving him to be the only child there

• now his parents are down his back

• he might also be upset that you disciplined him a lot

• but you also comforted him when he needed it

• regardless he'll still show up at your apartment when he's fought with mom

• or he 'got bored' aka he missed you but he's not gonna say that

• if he didn't feel like spending the night in the dorms, he'd crash at your place.

• Back to the point- they don't know much.

• it's completely unknown to everyone that you're dating your brothers teacher.

• Aizawa is patient. He's so patient.

• you've been hesitant on him meeting your family (though you've been together for what- a year? Year and a half?) Because well...your family is your family.

• you don't want him to dip

• you're utterly in love with this man and you'd be htterly devastated if he left

• and honestly? He's content with how it is now.

• Him occasionally spending the night(s) ((weeks)) at your apartment, leaving work out of conversations and just enjoying company.

• you dont have to go too fast- its fine how it is now.

• he loves you and that's really all that matters to him.

• but one day, you do decide its time for him to meet them.

• it's over winter break- it's December, not long before Christmas, he'd be spending it with you this year and he should meet your family before hand.

• You guys decided breakfast was an appropriate time.

• So there you are, sitting in bed with your greasy gremlin of a man

• he's got a hand in your hair, the other on the bed on the other side of your head to hold him up.

• you were under him, licking the inside of his mouth

• that's as far as you two had gotten before there was a knock on the door.

• you looked towards the clock as he let out a small groan.

• forgive him, it'd been a solid 2 weeks since he'd seen you last and he missed every part of you.

• it was late, around 11:30, none the less you got up, pressing another kiss to his lips "I'll be back in a minute babe,"

• and off you go to answer the door

• and when you do answer you see Katsuki standing there, hands shoved in his pockets, looking very upset.

"Katsu?"

"I got into a fight with mom. Can I sleep here tonight?"

You nod, "yeah yeah, of course. Just text dad that you're here okay?" You step aside to let him in. "Did you walk? Drive?"

"Hung out with Ei and then drove here."

"Car out front?"

"Mhm, parked next to yours."

"Did Ei do a good job making you feel better?" You glance back at him as you take a cup out if the cupboard.

"Yeah, he did. I'm just not in the mood to go back."

"That's okay. We know how mom gets. What was it about?"

"Responsibility or some shit like that. Not exactly sure anymore."

"Katsu," you mumble, sitting a cup if tea in front of him. "You're doing fine. With everything thats going on, you're dealing with it really well. You're still just a kid, you deserve to have some fun." You kiss his forehead and he nods. "I'm gonna make sure the guest bedroom is ready, kay?"

"Kay."

• So once the room is ready, he brings his cup into the room and plugs in his phone before looking at you.

"Is /he/ here?

"Sho? Yeah, he's probably sleeping now. You'll meet him in the morning. Is Ei and his family still spending Christmas dinner with us?"

"Yeah. He is."

"Does he know how crazy we are?"

Katsuki smiles slightly. "Yeah, one of his moms is like that."

"Good, then you have nothing to worry about. Goodnight Katsuki." You ruffle his hair.

"Let the bedbugs bite, hag."

"You too, little fucker."

• Getting back into bed woke Shouta up, though he was only just drifting off.

"Who was that?"

"Brother, he got into a fight with mom. He's spending the night in the guest bedroom so you'll meet him tomorrow."

He nodded. "Can I go back to kiss you now?" He mumbled.

"Yeah, but we have to be quite now." You smile.

"You know thats one of my favorite games," he got back on top of you, moving your legs so they were on either side of his waist and he had easy access to grind himself onto your heat. You let out a sigh and his lips reconnected.

• The next morning you woke up early than you had really wanted but sometimes shit happens.

• katsuki was already up, if course he was.

• he gave you a small nod, eyes traveling to the hickey peeking out from under your robe before looking away. Gross.

• "Sleep okay?"

"Slept fine, you?"

"Mhm," you smile slightly. "Dad say anything last night?"

"He said to tell you goodnight and he was excited to see you tomorrow, but I was too lazy to get up-" his spoon clattered.

You glance back, "Ah, Katsu this is Shou, Sho this is-"

• Katsuki is 😃

• Why are you fucking here???

• Aizawa is 😌

• I'm gonna use this to destroy you

"Jesus-" Katsuki groans. "No- no no-"

Shouta rubs his face, but he's internally jumping- oh he's going to use this to his advantage.

"What-?"

"You're dating my fucking teacher?"

"Wha- oh." You snicker.

• This is gold

• This is absolutely gold

• You are going to beat Aizawa ass later though, he's totally been overworking his class

• They walk into breakfast and your parents are like ????

• "Hey isn't that-?"

"Yes." Bakugou grumbles. "Yes it is."

• Honestly they'd both use it to their advantage.

• "I'll tell my sister if you ____"

• "I'll tell your sister if you don't _____"

• and when y'all get engaged and class 1a finds out that he's going to become bakugous brother in law, they flip their shit dude.

• Because one, Eiji was the only one who knew he had a sister and that he was dating bakugous sisterb

• mans walked in with his famiky to see his boyfriend and stopped dead in his tracks.

"M-Mr. Aizawa..why are- uhm- why are-?"

Bakugou grabs his hand, nodding at his mother's. "He's dating my sister."

"He's what?" He whispered, eyes widening.

"Tragic, I know."

• One time you had to bring him something bc he forgot it at your apartment that was practically his too at this point

• and you walk in

"Hey sho, you forgot this."

"Mm, thanks."

• Bakugou drops his head to the table

"Bye Katsu," you wave and smile. "By Ei, have a good day,"

"Please leave,"

"You too Bakugou!"

• "who was that?" Mina asks

"Bakugous sister,"

"My fiance,"

They said that the same time

• All hell breaks loose

• "The fact that bakugou has a sister is processed first- "she looks nothing like you how-"

"She has my dads brown hair. I have my moms blonde hair.'

• He's bombarded with questions

• he ignores them

• the fact that Aizawa is ENGAGED to bakugous sister- now that's gold

• and he's bombarded with questions too

• no he did not know you were bakugous sister

• he met you after school started

• at a fruit stand actually

• he proposed before Christmas

• yes, he asked for your parents approval

• yes he asked for bakugous approval, he said yes

• no, he didn't have kids

• but y'all did have a cat and a dog

• No Mina, I'm not showing you a picture of them

• because Ayoma, we're in class right now

• maybe after if you guys shut up

• Anyway Bakugou is the ringbearer for the wedding 🤪🤪

• Class 1A is invited

• Mic is the best man

• Your best friend is your maid of honor

• All might officiated it

• its a good time

[bruce-wayne-simp]

Ok hey hi hello i need to tell yall about a thing thats going down where i live. Its disgusting.

I keep seeing headlines that say like "this case is gripping the nation" but i havent really heard anyone talk about it? And if you have heard about it, Hi! This might make it easier to follow because its a Lot.

This is the Alex Murdaugh Case

(Tl;Dr: Super rich old money white guy is **allegedly** doing crimes and coverups and taking advantage of impoverished people but its all going downhill now) (Updates as of 3/5 2023)

SO. This case is kinda long and complicated and it started coming out in June of 2021. I remember my mom and i hearing about this on the radio

(Most/All of this is from wikipedia)

On June 7th 2021, Alex Murdaugh, a wealthy lawyer in South Carolina, arrived at his hunting lodge to find his wife, Maggie, and his younger son, Paul, dead in the yard near the dog kennels. They had been shot multiple times and with different weapons.

Alex's alibi is that he was with his elderly father and mother, who has dementia, when the murders happened.

Alex's father died 3 days later of natural causes.

The murders of Maggie and Paul Murdaugh drew eyes to various other aspects of the Murdaughs' past, though.

Alex is a person of interest in the investigation and a source close to the investigation says that one of the murder weapons belonged to the Murdaugh family. One article claims that Maggie left Alex all of her property to him in her will.

(3/5/2023) On March 2, 2023, Alex Murdaugh was found guilty of the murders of his wife and son after only 3 hours of deliberation. Alex's alibi fell apart when a Snapchat video from Paul revealed that Alex was in the dog kennels with Maggie and Paul only minutes before they were murdered. The trial fell apart when he took the stand and admitted he was in the Snapchat video and admitted to lying to law enforcement. Its thought he committed the murders to garner sympathy while he was being investigated for financial crimes. On March 3rd, he was sentenced to 2 consecutive life sentences with no possibility of parole. Lexi fucked around and found out :)

-----

In 2019, Paul was charged with 3 felonies after the death of Mallory Beach during a boating accident.

Police did not do a field sobriety test on Paul, nor did they put him in handcuffs. His blood-alcohol level was .286, which is almost 3 times the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle. The judge denied the prosecutorial request that Paul wear an alcohol monitor.

(Its because his daddy is rich)

Since Paul was underage at the time, Alex and his other son, Buster, were implicated in providing alcohol to Paul by the Beach family.

At the time of his death, Paul was out on bail, attending college and awaiting trial.

(A lawyer by the name of Cory Fleming was involved in this case, representing another teen on the boat. Keep Cory in mind)

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In late June 2021, authorities announced they were reopening the investigation into the death of Stephen Smith in 2015 in connection to the Murdaugh case.

Stephen Smith was a 19 year old, LGBTQ+ man who was killed via blunt-force trauma on a road in Hampton County, SC. Police theorized he ran out of gas, walked down the road and was killed by someone.

Soon after Stephen's death, rumors started circulating that there was a coverup, and that the Murdaughs were involved, but the case went cold.

Stephen was a friend and classmate of Buster's. I havent found anything definitive, im getting most of this from wikipedia but its very heavily rumored in local news sources that they were sleeping together.

----

In September 2021, authorities announced they were reopening the case into the 2018 death of Gloria Satterfield. She was a housekeeper for Alex Murdaugh.

Her death was reported as a "trip and fall" but the coroner wasnt notified, there was no autopsy and her death certificate said her death was due to "natural causes". A coroner testified that listing her death as "natural" was improper.

Gloria's sons were awarded a settlement of around $500,000 but by 2021 still hadnt received it.

Her sons were represented by none other than... Cory Fleming. Who they did not know had close ties with Alex, didnt participate in negotiations AND didnt sign an agreement.

Alex was charged with 2 felonies related to the missing money. He was taken into custody in October 2021.

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EMBEZZLEMENT, BABEY (we're coming back to this later)

On September 3rd 2021 Alex Murdaugh resigned from his lawfirm after being accused of mishandling funds.

How many funds?

According to the New York Times, MILLIONS.

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Insurance fraud!

On September 4th 2021 (Yes, one day after resigning) Alex was allegedly SHOT IN THE HEAD while changing a tire on a rural road.

On September 15th, an associate of Alex's, Curtis Edward Smith, was arrested because he conspired with Alex to kill him so his son Buster could get the life insurance money, which was around $10 million.

Alex was reportedly depressed and suicidal and was under the false belief that his son wouldnt get the insurance payout if he killed himself.

----

In September of 2021, Alex gave power of attorney to Buster, including the power to sell and dispose of his assets.

Buster then fucked off to Vegas where he was spotted in a casino.

On November 1st a judge ordered the Murdaugh assets be frozen. Buster and Alex sought to overturn it saying they had no money for food, medical insurance and utilities.

----

As of January 2022, Alex has been charged with 74 embezzlement and other criminal charges.

You read that right.

74.

The first 27 charges (including the Gloria Satterfield payout) came in November 2021 and the amount was around $4.8 million.

On December 9th, an additional 21 criminal charges were filed in connection to an alleged scheme that was looking to defraud people of more than $6 million.

On January 21st 2022, the state grand jury filed another 23 criminal charges.

In addition there are 3 criminal charges for his failed insurance fraud suicide scheme.

These go all the way back to 2011. Alex would secretly negotiate a settlement for his clients, pay them enough that they would be thankful, then steal the rest. He had stolen nearly $8.5 million in total.

His clients were usually minorities who were not well off. These included a state trooper, family friends, a deaf man, and an undocumented immigrant.

A lot of his embezzlements were from wrongful death lawsuits. He would either only pay the family enough that they would be grateful and steal the rest, like stated above, or, he would tell the family they only got a certain amount of money when in reality the settlement was much much higher.

-----

As of right now thats where the case is.

Alex Murdaugh, youre a piece of shit.

[thereindeerlady]

I've got modern day college au Zukka Headcannons that NONE of you asked for but here you go!

Everybody seems to agree that Sokka would be an Engineer major but y'all, Sokka isnt just an engineer guy. Hes a true Jack of All Trades who would most definitely be a double major kid. I think he'd have Engineering as one major and maybe a minor in special effects. I mean how many times did he help create special effects to trick other people into thinking somebody was bending fire or earth or whatever? At least 2. And thats enough for me 😂 Genuinely, Sokka would be that Engineering/Special Effects kid with a 2nd minor in like software design. I dunno. Hes too smart for his own good.

Zuko however; everybody says he would be an english major. And I mean i see it i guess? But nah. This boy would definitely have a major in Business/Law something or other, and i feel like he would have a minor or second major in communications.

Zuko would most definitely teach martial arts classes to kids on weekends. This is not up for debate.

Sokka is the kind of guy who everybody would know. Whether his campus is big or small, everybody has had an interaction with Sokka. Its almost like he can sense when somebody close by is too stressed or emotional bc he gravitates towards them and cheers them up.

Sokka has been known to randomly show up at your dorm door in a onesie and a basket of cookies if he notices youve been spending too much time in the library.

However nobody has ever seen him set foot in the library on a weekday so no one is really sure HOW he knows.

I dont make the rules but Zuko was most definitely a theater kid in high school. Sokka was theater tech even though hes actually a really good actor. He just enjoyed teching more.

Zuko had a private education at a high end school until his last two years of high school when he went to live with his uncle and went to a public school. He loved to read a lot and actually studied many many plays in his private school and found out he enjoyed acting in his junior and senior year.

This of course also means that Zuko can sing :)))

Sokka can too and hes good at it but nobody has ever really heard him sing bc its one of those things hes private about.

Sokka was a public school kid 100% and he was The Mother Hen™ that kids would flock to in the halls and at lunch. He was the one everyone felt comfortable talking to about anything. This also means he knew almost every closeted and out gay kid in school.

Back on the subject of private school Zuko, he was always one of those Rich, Untouchable kids with bad boy vibes. When he joined public school, everyone there realized he was just a really awkward kid who had a 6 year edgelord faze.

Did i mention the high school Zuko goes to is the same one the gaang attended?

When they all end up at the same university, Sokka and Zuko actually agree to room together bc they become really good friends in high school.

Zuko didnt come out to Sokka until they were sophomores in college to which Sokka replied, "Dont be mad but i already knew"

Sokka has been proudly out for years at that point but he still comes out again to Zuko.

Junior year, they get an apartment. They both actually take turns cooking because, as it turns out, they're both really good cooks.

Neither of them can drive very well tho 👀

In terms of nationality, i kinda see Zuko as Asian and Sokka as more of native/islander or a little bit of hispanic influence even? Definitely something with a lot of tribal heritage. Maybe Mayan and Hawaiian or smth? I dunno, I havent done enough research on that part yet.

The SIGNIFICANCE though is cooking. They both kinda share their authentic cooking and recipes and teach each other. So between them they come up with these blended culture foods

Yall i forgot the word culture for a whole 5 minutes there

Sokka being the strategist he is gets along very well with Uncle Iroh whenever he and Zuko go to visit their families. They both practically live at Iroh and Sokka's family's home. Iroh and Sokka spend a LOT of time playing Pai Sho and chess and other board games whereas Zuko has lots of fun discussing literature and whatnot with Sokkas fam

About that: Zuko is the cuddliest little shit. He and Sokka have been cuddling and constantly physically affectionate for almost as long as theyve known each other.

Junior year of college is actually when they go on their first date. Sokka is of course naturally flirty so when Zuko finally notices (or is told) that Sokka doesnt flirt with anyone the way he does with Zuko, the wonderful conversation goes as:

"Wait are you flirting with me? For real?"

"Have been for 4 and a half years but thanks for noticing"

Sokka genuinely has liked this cute intelligent dumbass for 4 and a half years. Zuko almost cries when Sokka tells him that

Thats when Zuko finally tells him the whole story of why he's living with his uncle.

Zuko was so touch starved and so used to not being loved and chosen first that Sokka's constant unconditional love just overwhelmed him.

This has been Zukka College Au headcanons with Lydia, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[khaleesiofalicante]

¡¡Hola!! No pude encontrar otro idioma que no fuera español para mi hermoso Rafael, entonces aquí estamos. ¿Como te ha ido esta semana? ¿Ya escuchaste la nueva canción de Omar Rudberg? Estoy obsesionada❤️😂

These days have been really messy for me. My aunt is sick so she came to stay with us and my grandmother is being more annoying than usual smh. And my mother is also sick so I've had to take care of three people😂 oh and also my aunt is sleeping in my bed, so I had the choice of sleeping with my sister or in the floor bdjdbisjdj. Its not as bad as it sounds, just one more week and thats it I hope... But lets get going:

Ugh, when you take the weight no one asked you to its the worst!!

That image. I- wow. 💙💙 Jdjdidbisbd LIKE THAT OTHER IMAGE I CANT FIND😂

Doing each other makeup its so sexy ngl...

“Glitter,” Rafael said seriously. “Always go for the glitter.” (Magnus is nodding proudly at the distance)

He will never stop stealing Magnus' clothes🥺

Everyone helping rebuild Idris got me emo ok??

"It started with showing them that they were allowed to have a life." YASS MY BOY!!

“Perfect,” he said. “The makeup or me?” she asked. “Yes,” he replied. (he is so precious god dammit!!!)

Wait, what are they talking about??? What is he going to do??

THEM. LITERALLY THEM💙💙

Alec teasing Rafe is so soft and cute!!

Max is a dramatic shit lmao😂

They are the most no bullshit people but now I'm in shock. Wtf??

The respect. The admiration. The love. The-

He is so right tho. YOU GO DUDE!!

Hold on a sec man. The laws he implemented... I'm so fucking proud of what he did💙💙

"The Right to Live" All the changes and improvements he is going to do. He is a great leader and I love him!!

YESS ALEC IS RIGHT!! YOU DO YOU!!!

Wtf Max?!? I've never consider it that way and now I will not be able to say it the same way omg....

Max cleaning the Pacific Ocean. YOUR HONOR I LOVE HIM DJSBJSBS

They are all big softies at heart. ALEC IS SO PROUD AND I'M SO EMO🥺🥺

"Rafael had a habit of dropping his steles everywhere he went." love knowing all this little things jdjdjdj

Alec and Rafael's relationship is something al pure and wholesome. HE BRINGS HIS STELES PLS!!

OH, I like when he is planing something jdksbsj

"He had done this shit all his life. He could do it now" This is oddly inspiring to me for some reason, so thank you!!

Mmm what is he doing??

OH SHIT YESS HE IS SUMMONING RAZIEL OF COURSE. FUCK YEAH

Raziel speaking like a gen z is peak humor 😂

I love that plan.

YES RAFAEL CALL HIM OUT!!! He is a horrible leader

My boy is so wise and 😌💙

No need to insult Max comparing him to Raziel (btw, Raziel and Max are great! Best bros and so cute <3 The birds I mean. Just in case jdjdbdj)

He is blackmailing Raziel jfc 😂😂😂

Is this Trials of Apollo reference? 🤔😂

“You’re right. He might,” Rafael hummed. “But you forget. We are reckless lunatics.” (FUCK YEAH. THEY HAVE NO CHILL. BETTER WATCH OUT DUDES!!)

“I am not just a shadowhunter,” Rafael said. “And I’m Alec Lightwood’s son.” (Malec in the distance like😌😌😌)

“Now it’s time to be a big boy and owe up to your mistakes.” I see no lies. My man is spilling the tea

HE TAKES NO BULLSHIT

"I want to come home to this every day, he thought. I want to come home to her every day." 💙💙💙

They need to calm tf down

Shadowhunters do get it from Raziel smh

Kit and Cristina, I love yall <33

Ugh, can someone shut Kingsley??

YOU TELL HIM BROTHER ENOCH!! I WANT TO HIGH FIVE HIM SO BAD HSJSJS

He's got a plan. Everybody calm down :)

Its definetly time they take a fucking chance

Finally they are allowed to be part of the mundane world!!!!

They have my heart with that library💙💙

ICE CREAM IN IDRIS!! WHEN CAN WE START??

Did your parents hate you when you were a kid, Kingsley? Are you mad at life with no reason??

All shadowhunters really serious and respectful for Raziel, and then there is ✨Clace✨

Raziel be like: Do what he says, I just want to yet myself from this place >:/

David DOES look like an angel 💙💙

"Because some ignorant, hateful idiots will always be ignorant, hateful idiots." Yeah, they will always exist smh

What he said. Just. On. Point. Wow. 💜💙 And "All I ask is that you start to care about yourself too.” FUCKING ACCURATE

He has come so far since Part I 🥺🥺 Feeling like a proud mom jdjdjsjsb

“With all due respect, Mr. Nightstorm,” Rafael said politely. “I simply don’t give a fuck.” (That's the most valid thing he's ever said)

YES HELINE AND ROMAN IN IDRIS!! AND THAT ALSO MEANS LOVEHALLOW!! YESS!!

Is there something you wanna share with the class, Tavvy??

Camila is a badass queen and we all agree. She is my religion💙💙💙 (well, her and Gigi) (and basically everyone here)

I love their dynamic!!

Yeah who the fuck is Markus??? 😂

Lily's nicknames are gonna kill me someday istg

Malec being supportive parents its better than drugs jdbdjbdbd

Anjali, my beloved jdhfhifhd

He really is dramatic😂 but honestly mood, I was the smallest in my friend group and had two friends who were amazing at basketball, so I had to learn to catch up and thats the story of why I'm good at basketball jdjsjsvsk

✨My favorite blackmailing siblings✨

Max and Anjali's dynamic *hundreds of chef kisses*

Holy shit he took her to Bulgaria!!!!!

He is a stupid and in love dork💙💙💙

He clipped the rose to her hair and kissed her under her ear. “Now, we can go.” 🥺🥺🥺

Ok but THE ROSEWOOD CONTENT MA'AM. This is killing me and I love it

“We are the two most powerful people in the Clave.”She's not wrong tho...

“I don’t think you will have any problem putting me in my place,” Rafael said. “And you have to trust that I won’t either.” (The will figure everything out bc thats who they are and they love each other so much and-)

“Walk all over me, amor,” he whispered. “It would be my privilege.” (I think I can't say this enough. When Rafe calls her "amor" my life is better 💙 Also he is so sappy and cute jdbdjsb

"I love you, Anjali Joshi Rosales." OMG. HOLY SHIT I MAY CRY 😭😭

"No, asshole. Do your own shit," she smacked him. "But if you want, we can do it together." Together, he thought. What a beautiful world. (more parallels I love 💙💙💙)

Those conditions are valid

Learning a languaje for your partner is THE romantic shit <33

Her calling him Santiago💙💙💙

Wow. I'm emo bro... They are cute and funny but witty and I'm in love. They deserve all this and their Clave is going to be so amazing

Honestly this was the sterotonine I needed to get though this week, tysm. You are an amazing writer and I'm always loving your works and they make my day better💚

Ahora me voy a ir porque mañana no voy a tener batería suficiente en el teléfono para mis alarmas😂¡Adiós! Recuerda tomar agua y descansar <3

I’m emo right now 🥺

I remember last year when my mom was very sick and I was sick myself and I had to still take care of her and it was the most exhausting time of my life. I really hope you are taking a few moments for yourself and if it gets too much, please please ask for help (whatever help means to you 💙)

You called “my beautiful rafael” - feels like something anjali would say too 🥺🥺🥺

AND YES. THAT SONG. HOW HE DANCE LIKE THAT BRO.

ilysm. I’m sending you lots of hugs and more serotonin.

Listen to this Rafael song ❤️