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I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.
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this cannot be a real fortune i just got
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
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i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you
#bro me rn#my unwashed hair and dazed look in my eyes in the Burlington line is probably captivating someone rn
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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic
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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General
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