#yall not ready for this era

[myreygn]

Asahi: If the person I have a crush on disagrees with me, I will change my mind immediately.

Kuroo: That doesn't sound good man, you should really have some principles.

Asahi: You're right, I should.

[mentallyadinonugget]

“but james potter was a bully””he bullied snape!!!” ok? someone had to do it.

🙄

~Here’s a list of good and shitty things Snape did canonically:

Bad:

•Snape was a blood supremacist who called lily a slur.

•invented a curse for enemies (marauders)

I don’t think a good person would make up a curse which mutilates someone terribly. That too, during his time in Hogwarts.

•oh yeah later on he became a death eater 😋 (the main goal of the death eaters wasto eliminate all muggle-borns in the wizarding world and establish voldemort as its ruler)(magical nazis basically).

Plus when voldy was going to kill lily, Snape was like yk what you can kill the husband and the INFANT just don’t hurt my lily flower teehee like okay james bullied him so him not caring about james made sense but harry was a child bro

•BULLIED CHILDREN DURING HIS TIME AS A PROFESSOR????? he was literally neville’s bogart ffs and not because “some teachers are just scary okay Neville was afraid of almost everything!!!” but because Snape bullied neville on a daily basis plus threatened to kill his pet after a failed potion thingy. plus he made fun hermione’s physical appearance (when draco made her teeth all big and Snape was like hah it’s the same there’s no difference) and he bullied for BEING GOOD AT ACADEMICS LIKE 😭😭😭???? He bullied almost everyone in Hogwarts I just know it.

•sectumsempra’d George’s year off.

•tried to out Remus Lupin as a werewolf for NO reason other than his childish misdemeanour.

Good:

•called Sirius and Remus an old married couple.

•saves Katie bell from a cursed necklace

•saves draco malfoy from a terrible curse that could’ve killed him by the counter charm “vulnera saneteur”

can someone guess which curse Snape saved draco from??? You’re right! It was sectumsempra!

•switched sides or smth

~Here’s a list of good and shitty things james did canonically:

Bad:

•called Snape snivellus (was funny ngl)

•bully snape

Good:

•turned into an illegal animagus at the age of 15 so his werewolf friend (Remus) has company during his transformations.

•took sirius black in after he ran away from an abusive hoursehold.

•SAVED FUCKING SNAPE FROM REMUS IN HIS WEREWOLF FORM AFTER SIRIUS SENT HIM THERE.

JAMES SAVED SNAPE.

•literally died trying to stall Voldemort so Lily and Harry have some time to escape or just live in general.

So my point is canon james was a bit of an asshole but he still did way more good deeds than Snape even though Snape was in all the seven books like one of the good things he did was literally the consequences of his own actions (healing draco).

All of this is canon btw. NONE of it is fanon.

sincerely keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth he did what should have been done.

cutie

[souryam]

ok but consider cool popular quiddich player narcissa and uptight loser lucius who almost faints everytime she looks his way (he's been in love with her since they were 5)

[sematarygirls]

serialkiller!rafe x reader AND rafe x vampire!reader AND an account revamp ??? ohhhhh yeahhhh cookin up in da kitchennn

[moonyjulian]

[lilcetis]

the devil works hard but wonderstorm works harder? apparantly?

[andyxcds]

i think the funnest part of writing the Barty fic is him watching his future friends get sorted into Slytherin and hes not even getting sorted 😭😭

[tonguetyd]

The summer tour is so close we can almost touch it. See you when we’re looking at you.

[therealslimshakespeare]

we need to talk about rosie and jo the same way we talk about tilly and rosie. because i just know ida and bucky would blur the lies between being two distinct couples and being some sort of weird polyamorous dynamic…. so rosie and jo are going to need to get VERY comfortable

i’m also just generally here for jo and ida being besties 🥹 like hello that woman was a WASP! who better to be ida’s partner in crime i love them

I kinda chortled over this, ngl, because Bucky is (intentionally ok sue me go ahead) in everyone’s walls/couches/bunks/dorms/law offices/ honeymoons, etc.

If polyamory was a person in my own head, I’d present Bucky Egan.

Because he is so loving. And he loves everyone, and there’s a million types of loves out there and he lets them all flow through him without much straining or analyzing or sweating. So, the wording of your ask just made me laugh because, well, yeah.

BUT— Rosie and Jo, they’d be fucking fascinating, I just know they would. And they’d like each other terribly much. I mean, she is very like Ida in plenty of ways and we know Rosie liked all the parts of Ida that a lotta other people found too much for her sex, so on meeting Jo he’d just be like “aren’t you the coolest thing every since sliced bread and Ida Brady??!”

[callum-hunt-is-bisexual]

incredibly underrated michael hair style imo

[crazycoven]

Cant wait to dye my hair porple mwuahahahah

[fishi-feshi]

My brains on a 3am productivity carousel ride so heres old Sio art I found klunkin’ round in my photo album. Designed some elsewhere theme mascots to match zero’s style and that one website audio. Yall know the one. Lets all go (back) to [ELSEWHERE]

[spittyfishy]

Tell me about the au

OKAY!!!

So the very basic synopsis is that one day while out on a mission, Peko finds a baby abandoned in the trash and rubble. Seeing too much of her own history in the situation, she makes the split second decision to keep the baby as her own. She knows she can’t bring it back to the remnants (bc Despair) and she can’t bring it to the Future Foundation (bc Yukizome and her track record with kids), so in a very un-Peko-like move, she takes the baby and runs.

She’s found after about six to nine months and brought back to the other remnants. They end up voting on if she can keep the baby, and Peko wins by one vote.

I think it’s a very fun au lol, since it’s built on the delightful basis of shenanigans, but the more the other remnants got added to it and the more kids that came along, the more despair related fun times took center stage.

There’s a couple different arcs that so far make up the majority of the plot.

First of course is Peko finding Koko, and then the two of them making their way through despair era Japan and as far across the world as they can get before finally setting up a home in Tasmania. It’s a period of acclimatization as Peko replaces caring for Fuyuhiko with caring for Koko, and having to unlearn everything the last two years of Despair have drilled into her. (Koko is a few months old when Peko first finds her)

Next would be once they both get taken back to the remnants. Everyone else having to figure out how to be around Koko and all the very strict rules Peko put in place. Peko and Fuyuhiko have to interact again and clash over Koko, and Nekomaru and Akane get very attached to Koko. This arc culminates in the Future Foundation finding Koko during a raid on the Remnants base, and their agents take her back to HQ. The Future Foundation assumes Koko must somehow be Junko’s child, since why else would the Remnants be caring for her. It’s an all hands on deck attack on the Future Foundation to get her back, which they ultimately end up doing. (Koko is 1-2 during this time)

Shortly after that the next kid comes into the picture, and that’s Mikan and Kazuichi’s (and technically Junko’s sort of) daughter Mimi. I got a separate ask about the mechanics of how that whole clusterfuck works lol, so they’ll be more on Mimi there. You’d think more kids coming onto the scene would make Koko more accepted by the group at large, and you’d be wrong lol. Fuyuhiko is enraged by what’s happening, especially with things like Kazuichi fixing the atmosphere for the kids sake. With the help of Hiyoko, Gundham, and Imposter (pretending to be Peko), he tries to take Koko to Hope's Peak to show her the trial room and hopefully get her into despair.

Once Peko realizes Koko’s been taken somewhere she gets Nekomaru, Akane, and Soda’s help to try and track her down. When Koko ends up refusing to go into the building (it is Big and Scary) Fuyuhiko loses his temper on her and pulls out his gun. Peko arrives just in time to see this and jumps in the way as Fuyuhiko pulls the trigger, and he ends up shooting Peko. She’s ultimately fine, but the whole situation ends up resulting in Fuyuhiko being all but kicked out of the remnants (or at least, he’s banished from their bases and forced to be on his own) (Koko is 3 when Mimi is born and 4 by the times Fuyuhiko has to leave.)

There’s a period of relative ease after that, before the announcement of an upcoming child number three. Sonia has decided she needs an heir who’ll be able to carry on Novoselic’s glorious conquest once she’s long gone. For this she needs a male. Any other royalty would have been long dead by her hand at this point, so her first choice is actually Izuru, since he’s technically also the Ultimate Princess. He’s not interested at all, and she ends up turning to Nekomaru. He's strong, he’s dependable, he’s great with Koko and Mimi, and she knows he’ll do everything in his power to keep their child safe. Both Gundham and Akane are very hurt by this, and each respond with varying levels of insanity. (Koko is 6 during this and Mimi is 3)

That’s basically it all so far, at least until the Neo World Project rolls around…

[babygirlwolverine]

new era starts tomorrow 🛣️

also hint hint yall, I'm gonna be announcing an event on monday jan 2nd for my belated 7k follower celebration with a very special/romantic event date and a cute theme that I've been planning since november ❤️

[moonyjulian]

I think, this is what will happen if you leave multiple Javerts in the same room

[pierswife]

I'm gonna do the asks in my ask box tomorrow cause I am just vibrating and full of so many idea rn and I wanna just yell about ALL of them