#wttt new york headcanons

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

NY/CA/TEX Headcannon🩷

-Punk!NY x Hippy!Cali x Cowboy Tex-

Tex or york would cook for for cali and have cute notes say how they love them

Cali can pick up tex and he alway fluster when cal do it same with york

They sleep york in the middle and cali and tex beside to keep york warm

Tex love language is quality time so cal would plan a long date for them most of the day include of them being outdoor walking or horse riding if tex not up for the outdoor cal and tex would cuddle watching old hollywood movie till they fall asleep

York and Cali’s favorite activity is flustering Texas all they have to do is tell Tex that they’re proud of him and he’ll tear up and be a flustered mess

One day texas bring a homless puppy to home tex convinces cal and york to keep them even though they have five ruesue dog

one day tex bring a snake home but york is scared of the snake but eventually they convince York that the snake would not eat him lol

Tex and cal get a cat for york and they both have a matching beanie😌

York and tex have service dog for their war trauma blue Lacy for tex and a german shepherd for york

They also got service cat (fluffy black cat) for york

York like to follow cal or tex like a clingy cat want attention from them all day

They adopting alot of homless animals together and they fawns over the animal like they are a child Texas treats the animals like they are his babies

imagine cal and york bleaching tex hair and doing skin care cuz they are afraid that Texas is gonna damage his skin cuz of how much he works in the sun

When york get tired walking cal and tex just pick him up cuz he is their short king cal made a crown for him say short king and a robe lol

York do photography and do photo shoot and fashion designer with cal being the make up artist Tex can build the setting for them and they have phote of each other when they miss each other

[the-overgrown-states]

So uh. Apparently poly ships aren’t as popular as I thought they were here?? Like. Our first experience with WTTT fanfic was literally a Cal/Loui/Florida/Texas/New York/Alaska/Gov fic. So then we assumed more people knew about it? But this was in the early days- and also before we knew AO3 was a thing. Anyways enough ramble, ship headcanon time.

It was SO HARD for these losers to get together.

Minus Loui and Flor. Those two got together and then they were a pining mess-

The two have REALLY good communication for some reason. Like yay healthy relationships, but why is it this healthy? With as much trauma that the two have you’d think it’d be worse

I think the way they all got together was

Loui & Flor, Invited Cal, Who Invited New York, Who Invited Alaska, Who Invited Texas, and SOMEHOW Gov ends up here too

I’m gonna guess it’s Florida’s fault

Or maybe California’s

The cuddle piles are the best, with Alaska and Texas on the bottom, and everyone else is never consistent.

Texas refuses to admit he Likes The Cuddles- especially being below everyone else in the cuddle pile

They all are ND so things like the attention and the pressure therapy help them a lot

If you wanna know about my ND headcanons pleasepleaseplease ask. Or my gender/sexuality ones! Or literally any. please.

California is the lightest sleeper of them all, next to Loui and Gov

Florida is the heaviest sleeper, next to Texas and Alaska

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[dailymothanon]

Quick lil sketch of New York and his tiny pigeon buddy Oppenheimer as we’ve all already met before 🐦 nobody gets pigeons like Ny gets pigeons… don’t talk to him until you do

[goldengay49]

California, 1848, by a river: ooh shiny rocks

California, 2024, in a hippy store: ooh shiny rocks

[stawpny-2]

fun fact: sharks bite around 70 people annually, while New Yorkers bite around 1600 people annually

meaning, you have a ~22 more chance of being bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

also I found this funny

[chaoticarson16]

New headcanon

The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.

So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.

…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-

[floridasnatural]

Massachusetts and New York fight like fish.

If you don't know what fish do when they fight, well..

[theywhoshantbenamed]

We’re bringing back the rat tail

Consider this an official character design update lol

I actually did put some thought into this, believe it or not

New York naturally grows a rat tail. Way back when, his hair was long enough for a full ponytail, but sometime after the revolutionary war, he cut it off. In time, his tail grew back

[bythenarrative]

Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3

[derek-draws-stuff]

A few head cannons because why not :)

Texas literally just can’t do most math so he keeps a calculator with him, he has it so much he’s just trademarked it

Pennsylvania likes to take some northeastern states out (or whoever’ll come with him) on the first day of his hunting season

If you call Indiana anything but his name or Hoosier, he just won’t respond

New York likes sad songs

Wisconsin has a dad sneeze and literally launches anything in his hand, sometimes he ends up soaking people with beer

At the table state have a respective light over their chair that goes out or changes color when something happens, like a power outage

Gov gets sick easily from his high stress levels

The northeast thinks 2010’s music is a bop (don’t ask why, it just is)

Surprisingly, Massachusetts and California are friends. They have an irresponsible nerd (MA) and responsible nerd (CA) friendship dynamic

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

Throughout York life they struggled to get along with people due to their quiet nature, but Cali doesn’t mind and happily fills the silence.

[the-overgrown-states]

Got any NY hc’s? :3

*its fine if not, dw!!*

i am actively eating New York, actually.

He/She New York supremacy

get’s uncomfortable with they/them pronouns and WILL fight someone for using that set on him if they’ve been told off already

BPD vibes are strong with this one

I think her FP is probably very secret to him, and only his partners know

even then it took ages for them to find out

also has autism

refuses to get checked out for it though

chronic pain is real in him

her legs sometimes randomly go numb

not asleep - they will go completely numb to the point he cannot walk

he also refuses to tell people

cannot function in heat- he has fainted multiple times

heavy smoker- but refuses to vape because

“who knows whats in there”

the embodiment of insomnia basically- he cannot sleep until he passes out/faints

she’s such a theater kid

is very good at acting and modeling

also works as a part time fashion designer

and a photographer

he loves a lot of creative medias

owns a lot of rats / pigeons

will get aggressive if you shit talk rats or pigeons in front of him

those are his BABIES

they get such a bad rep and she will fight everyone

[stawpny]

California: Hell’s Kitchen was also hosted in Los Angeles! So I can cook!

New York: You almost set yourself on fire while trying to use the microwave.

California: It’s not my fault! The forces of nature are against me!

[dailymothanon]

Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him

Air jail time is rather. Embarrassing sometimes, even Ny gotta laugh some bit at him 😔

[goldengay49]

Spain, naming Florida: you’re so flowery!

Spain, naming Texas: you’re so friendly!

Spain naming California: do you like Chivalric romance novels about Wonder Woman?