#wttt new york headcanons

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

Throughout York life they struggled to get along with people due to their quiet nature, but Cali doesn’t mind and happily fills the silence.

[the-overgrown-states]

So uh. Apparently poly ships aren’t as popular as I thought they were here?? Like. Our first experience with WTTT fanfic was literally a Cal/Loui/Florida/Texas/New York/Alaska/Gov fic. So then we assumed more people knew about it? But this was in the early days- and also before we knew AO3 was a thing. Anyways enough ramble, ship headcanon time.

It was SO HARD for these losers to get together.

Minus Loui and Flor. Those two got together and then they were a pining mess-

The two have REALLY good communication for some reason. Like yay healthy relationships, but why is it this healthy? With as much trauma that the two have you’d think it’d be worse

I think the way they all got together was

Loui & Flor, Invited Cal, Who Invited New York, Who Invited Alaska, Who Invited Texas, and SOMEHOW Gov ends up here too

I’m gonna guess it’s Florida’s fault

Or maybe California’s

The cuddle piles are the best, with Alaska and Texas on the bottom, and everyone else is never consistent.

Texas refuses to admit he Likes The Cuddles- especially being below everyone else in the cuddle pile

They all are ND so things like the attention and the pressure therapy help them a lot

If you wanna know about my ND headcanons pleasepleaseplease ask. Or my gender/sexuality ones! Or literally any. please.

California is the lightest sleeper of them all, next to Loui and Gov

Florida is the heaviest sleeper, next to Texas and Alaska

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[goldengay49]

Florida: is Obama a femboy?

California: *doesnt answer*

Florida: “no??”

Please tell me yall have seen the video

[dailymothanon]

Quick lil sketch of New York and his tiny pigeon buddy Oppenheimer as we’ve all already met before 🐦 nobody gets pigeons like Ny gets pigeons… don’t talk to him until you do

[stawpny-2]

fun fact: sharks bite around 70 people annually, while New Yorkers bite around 1600 people annually

meaning, you have a ~22 more chance of being bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

also I found this funny

[yippeeometer]

what the states went as for halloween:

texas goes as california. he says its because he wanted to be the lamest thing possible, but it just comes off gay and desperate.

florida is some deeply niche twitter meme. he has to be escorted out after 5 minutes bc no one knows what he is and he threatens to start eating faces.

new jersey goes as bob from bob's burgers, however everyone immediately assumes hes one of the sopranos. the only one that comes even close to guessing what he is is wisconsin who is so drunk he calls him a bobster all night long without realising

the four corners are gru and his minions, except they never fully communicated who would be gru and who would be a minion so theyre just all gru. new mex and ari almost end the whole friendship.

nevada has at least 3 different costumes, and has daily panic attacks leading up to the halloween party bc he needs to make the costume perfect. nearly all his costumes end up being ruined by the end of the night bc hes challenged to too many dance competitions

penn and rhode were supposed to have a matching costume. however, penn suggested rhode be frank from iasip, and rhode genuinely crashed out bc he assumed penn was ripping on him for his height. he was actually making a joke about his goblin nature, but anways

the west buy a cardboard cutout of wy, assuming he wont be coming to the party. wy does end up going, eats an entire tray of rado's naughty brownies and sobs hysterically bc he sees the cut out and thinks hes finally becomes a ghost

no one knows what alaska is. he puts on his vaguest costume and responds 'yes' to everyone's guesses to what he is. the rush of causing such confusion lasts him the next 12 months.

california is a character from a literature classic, that he definately hasnt read. he takes great care in explaining what a classic the book is but wont answer a single question on the plot.

gov dresses as 'a man in a suit'. loui throws various fruits at him until he puts on a real costume.

mass goes around all night shouting at people in witches costumes (' OH COME ON, ITS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT, BUT WHEN I DO IT THEY TRY AND KILL ME?????). virginia has to drag him back.

[chaoticarson16]

New headcanon

The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.

So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.

…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Do you have any Caliyork fluff Hc

yes I do!!

Cali is the only person allowed to pick York up, hold him, or carry him around. Anyone else will get bit.

Cali has WAYYY too many flower crowns, and they’re all from York. He cherishes them greatly :]

York only went to therapy cuz Cali was concerned about his mental health.

They have plushies of each other. Cali has a beaver, dressed up as York, and York has a bear, dressed up as Cali.

Both of them are NERDS (Cali loves books and science and stuff about gems and crystals and rocks, York loves history, old things (hats, weapons, clothes, etc…), and all things animal-related)

Cali has to restrain York from trying to pet every bear he sees whenever they go on hikes together. Cali’s been down that route and regretted it 😭😭😭

Beach walks almost every night. Especially at the glass beach in MacKerricher State Park, it’s one of York’s favorite places to go in California.

Sometimes, York is a lil too bendy (flexible) and it scares Cali LMAO. One time, York was sprawled out on the floor just chilling, but he and Cali had plans that day and Cali thought it was a good idea to pick York up from the waist. Safe to say he wasn’t expecting York’s back to go ↗️↔️↘️.

[harukiluise]

opinions and or art on floyork?

I fw FloYork hard tbh. Here’s Florida and New York fight each other after Florida ate his fucking bagels and yet NY still got manhandled after the bagel rage

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

New york will somtime meow or head bump cal when he want attention from them

[the-overgrown-states]

Got any NY hc’s? :3

*its fine if not, dw!!*

i am actively eating New York, actually.

He/She New York supremacy

get’s uncomfortable with they/them pronouns and WILL fight someone for using that set on him if they’ve been told off already

BPD vibes are strong with this one

I think her FP is probably very secret to him, and only his partners know

even then it took ages for them to find out

also has autism

refuses to get checked out for it though

chronic pain is real in him

her legs sometimes randomly go numb

not asleep - they will go completely numb to the point he cannot walk

he also refuses to tell people

cannot function in heat- he has fainted multiple times

heavy smoker- but refuses to vape because

“who knows whats in there”

the embodiment of insomnia basically- he cannot sleep until he passes out/faints

she’s such a theater kid

is very good at acting and modeling

also works as a part time fashion designer

and a photographer

he loves a lot of creative medias

owns a lot of rats / pigeons

will get aggressive if you shit talk rats or pigeons in front of him

those are his BABIES

they get such a bad rep and she will fight everyone

[stawpny]

little doodle advertisement paper made by true artists

VOTE!!!

this is how I think they would draw themselves

(gov doesn’t know how to draw, let him be 🤧)

[goldengay49]

California, 1848, by a river: ooh shiny rocks

California, 2024, in a hippy store: ooh shiny rocks

[dailymothanon]

Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him

Air jail time is rather. Embarrassing sometimes, even Ny gotta laugh some bit at him 😔

[floridasnatural]

Massachusetts and New York fight like fish.

If you don't know what fish do when they fight, well..