#wttsh hcs

[dailymothanon]

happy birthday Alaska 🐶!!,! Yahoo!! My first time rendering a doggie just for this… very worth it, dare I say. I’ve really wanted to do a sunny winter lighting so this is my attempt! Alaska’s very pretty 💥 enjoy my boy and his son boy!!

Best drawing as of yet 🙏 I just realized I forgot to give the pups booties (snow boots for dogs, oftem used for mushing) !! Oh well

[mothanonthesequel]

PLEASE please tell me your diversity (PoC states) headcanons, there’s so many white boys in there and my face blindness is struggling and I swear every time there is diversity for a state it’s just them as a different kind of white

[bythenarrative]

Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

DISEASE Au

New York

When his partner got infected he take upon him to cure them he isolated cal to a lab room to be observed his symptoms at first they have some bad flu but it take a turn when cal have blue fill puss inside of blueberry side buboes cover his arm cal is in a ached pain sobbing as it hurt when they move.NY immediately take action of observation what is it make sure to not hurt his cal.The blue puss is just a unnamed substance but he will still research it if it a type of cure overtime cal just get worse his finger tip is turn rotten,new York don’t want cal to feel anymore pain as his health is decrease at a fast pace he turn to put cal in cryopreservation state.Now he in hiding and research day and night to find a cure for his love.

For his ending I think it will end like this—>he will be trap in a old house with cali inside york make sure he don’t get infect but he still don’t want to hurt his cal but in rush of a moment he sliced cal in half horrified of what the hell he done.He feel a rush of guilt over him quickly he rush to cal body horrified.He start sobbing over body holding cal head when he did to him when he have a panic attack and stroking his hair pray that this is a dream.Till a idea pop in his head he get the axe and chop his head off popping on the floor with a smile on his face all the suffer he have to endure finally end and he able to see his love again one again.

[mur-art]

The “Fort Ross” Trio (Hawai’i, California, and Alaska), inspired by @sleepdeprivedsimp234’s HCs about them:

Alaska’s trying his best!!!

More rambling and details under the cut:

So in the course of this drawing I found myself wondering, “surely Alaska has some surfing with all that coastline!” And thus, I learned about Yakutat Bay, the surfing capitol of Alaska. So I think Alaska would at least be somewhat capable of surfing, albeit not as good as Surfer Bro Cali or Miss “I literally invented this” Hawai’i.

But hey, like I said, he’s trying his darn best!

Details of each of ‘em:

Please note, any inaccuracies in this portrayal of surfing is bc I know NOTHING about surfing. I feel like there’s all kinds of symbolism with the board designs and types of boards, etc, etc, that I would get into if I knew more about it!!

[alaskasbignaturals]

mass is talking to someone maine doesnt like

(that, or mass is de-escalating a fight between maine and someone else lol)

[leader-of-the-misfit-states]

i genuinely think marymass is one of the silliest and funniest ships for mary. like. this guy wants to fist fight her, but i'm afraid the beef is entirely one-sided. it's okay, he gets a pass he's way too muscle-brained. they just kind of Are? honestly. like i think they just vibe with each other 99% of the time, cuddling on the couch with snacks while mass rants about something stupid.

like mass is chaotic, but the vibe shifts a bit when he's around mary. she likes seeing him try to pick fights with others, but when it's just them two? it's cooldown time. he'll still rant about stuff, and you can tell that the thought of american loyalty/revolution driven violence has not left his mind, but mary adores it in a weird way. it shows mass doesn't change, and he probably never will.

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

do you have any Georgia headcanons? :)!!!! /nf

YES YES YES YES I DO :D!!!

squishy Georgia is best Georgia

#1 in the statehouse for best cuddles ever

VERY STRONG 💪

he seems like the type of parent to feel bad for disciplining his kids

^"You are grounded sir! ....*sniff sniff* PLEASE DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN IM. SO SORRY I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU-"

makes the best peach cobbler in the whole Statehouse, I don't make the rules

^ ....okay he's a little salty-

has a collection of candles and when he's done with them, he cleans the jar and turns the jars into LED lights

nobody hates him. if anybody hates him, they are an enemy of America. /JOKE

this man absolutely snores when he sleeps

I feel like he has an okay singing voice. It's not the best, but it's not the worst. He kinda has a deep gravely singing voice that's really calming.

(kinda a Loui and Georgia headcanon) Growing up, Louisiana never really knew how to properly take care of his hair (3c hair, which is really frizzy and curly) as his mom usually did it until he was 12 (and then she died, via France).

^Luckily, when he became a state, Georgia, who has the same hair type, taught him how to properly care for his hair and how to braid it and everything. It also reminded Louisiana A LOT of how his mama used to do his hair (he told Georgia that and Georgia cried a little /pos) It's just a sweet little headcanon I thought of.

bisexual 🫵

For some reason I think he'd be oddly good at makeup. Idk why. But he is.

He can rap, trust me I was there for the downfalls of those that challenged him to a rap battle.

When comforting loved ones, he always wraps them up in his weighted blanket and holds them in his lap.

^No he doesn't care that they're 1.5ft taller than him (I say that exact measurement because he has done this with Alaska, who I headcanon as 7'2 meanwhile Georgia is 5'8)

[bthebeachboi]

Today I bring: California loves clubbing. Drinking fancy drinks even if he can make most of them himself, being flirty to 10 ppl at once, dancing to the loudest and most unsingable music ever and chiling after it is calmer around closing time and just relaxing.

He doesn't mind pubs n bars, but he is going out to dance his ass out, not to drink and forget or just be a lil bitch like most of the NE or some of the sad drinkers, "like live a little, stop sulking" type of guy.

He absolutely doesn't go out with those ppl that don't do anything, but sit and drink, he thinks it's just a little too boring. If you ask for the simplest beer that you can buy in any shop and just sit there, at least do it at home where u can watch tv and hear smth above this goddamn music.

Also it might be a main reason why a lot of states don't know it about him, simply because they are "too fucking lazy to move around and not just sit there" and also main reason why he will never come to places like that with most of the south who know like two dances that he'd rather die than be seen with in a club he likes.

Most clubs he visits already know him well enough that their workers could chit chat with him anytime n know his name.

Idk, he just seems like a person to overdress and have the best time of his life even before he can drink anything. (which cannot relate bc clubs would kill my ass, I'll take bars any day over them)

[daily-table21]

Video: Table History: Burning of the Gaspee

Status: Public

Link: Table History: Burning of the Gaspee - YouTube

Date Posted: September 3rd 2021

[manchineel-bean]

California headcanons please?

California girls, we’re- dies Sorry this took so long. Cal loves to be complicated. Birthday: November 9, 1822. (Alta California legislature formed) 

Parent: First Mexican Empire

Human name: Andrés Castros

Human age: approx 23 yrs old

Sexuality: Panromantic

Gender: Agender (no pronouns)

Description: 5’9. Blue eyes with gold speckles. Curly medium length hair. Hair is light brown with hints of dirty blonde. Light brown (almond) skin. Freckles shaped like mini stars all over face.

Languages: English, Spanish, Mandarin, Tagalong, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Semi fluent in Armenian and Persian. Slight understanding of Russian and French. Learning Hindi and Arabic Scars/deformities/disorders: ADHD. Scar on stomach (civil war). Large burn scars (from wildfires) and trouble breathing (wildfires). Permanent limp and left leg extremely scarred (San Francisco Earthquake). Permanent shaking right hand (St. Francis Dam flood). Large scar on collarbone (explosion of WWII ammunition at Port Chicago). Deaf in right ear (multiple plane crashes). Other minor injuries

Animal/Unusual attributes: California grizzly ears, teeth, and tail. Star-like freckles that glow due to the flag having a star on it.

Silly facts: A very big nerd. Has probably watched Avatar 12 times. Loves to farm and garden but can't cook for shit. Burned the kitchen once. Is a very good baker though. Loves to write as well. Pretty good at logistics. Knows the best restaurants in the state. Has a pet pallid bat named Melody. Owns some salamanders too (Norton and Cheese). Plays the keyboard, piano, and guitar.

You guys should look up Emperor Norton I of America. Yeah Buh bye

[dailymothanon]

Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him

Air jail time is rather. Embarrassing sometimes, even Ny gotta laugh some bit at him 😔

[mothanonthesequel]

Thhsn h e l l o

I was wondering what your oddly specific headcannons on any states are or I was wondering if you had any

Yeahh, most of them are gonna be about Alaska and his cities tho (for obvious reasons)

Alaska works in the Arctic Council, as he is the only state to be a part of it anyways. I have more things to say about this but I wont here, but it is a very big topic honestly

Fairbanks has a fear of water he can't see the bottom of. They can swim, but they've been afraid of it since the Fairbanks Flood of 1967

Alaska BIG fan of many science branches... although the Arctic Council requires him to know Earth Sciences, his favorites are probably astronomy and some zoologies (which I've elaborated on the astronomy one particularly in a post before)

Maine knows his invasive and native species

Alaska's biggest opposition is PETA. They fight every year cuz of the Iditarod. They took his moose dropping festival and they will not take any more from him

I've seen this headcanon around and I completely agree. Alaska IS a very much a blankets kinda guy, it's just so true

Montana (And Alberta and if u consider Saskatchewan to be family of Alberta then them, too) has Blood A type blood (non specific on positive or negative)

Hawai'i has a blood type of A (non specific on positive or negative)

Oak has a blood type of O (not because of O in Oklahoma, there's genuine research behind this reason) and New Mexico also has blood type O (non specific on positive or negative)

Alaska has either a blood type of B or AB (non specific on positive or negative)

Vermont is allergic to dust, North Dakota is allergic to pollen, tho other states might be since pollen is a comment allergy

Florida's favorite iditarod team (from this year) was Anna Berington's, since her team of doggies were named off of a "troublemaker" theme. The Dog's names are Ruckus, Rampage, Havoc, Chaos, and Mayhem

Maine has the fastest reflexes/reaction time, cuz yknow... he's basically a cat. Cats have one of the fastest reflexes and reaction times in the whole animal kingdom

Idk this is all I can think of so far, I might update it if I think about it more. It's hard for me to consider what is "oddly specific" but Im sure blood types is certainly oddly specific for me to have thought about before

[bythenarrative]

can you please do calaska headcanons?

omg. i've never rlly thought abt them until now, but heres my hcs!! :)

CalLaska HCs !

Alaska is one of the only states that is taller than California, so whenever Alaska hugs him from behind, he gets so so flustered.

Alaska will cling to California during the winter, because California is a natural heater! :))

California absolutely adores when Alaska grows his beard out. He thinks Alaska looks so handsome with it.

They call each other bear-themed petnames! Alaska calls California 'Cub' or 'Grizzly' and California calls Alaska 'Kodiak' !! The bear states <3

Alaska adores California's glasses, and loves when he changes the style of them to fit the current trends, even if he liked the previous frames!

On a similar note, California dyes his hair often, so Alaska will help out! He'll help pick colors, and bleach California's hair, and actually dye it for him!

Alaska's hair is white, and GOD California loves it! Alaska mentioned dying his hair and California protested so insanely hard

Alaska has a bunch of tattoos! Most of them are native, and hold meanings and culture. But some are less cultural, and stuff! He had his state flower, and California's state flower on his back <3

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

[beatlesmanic]

Can we consider that Delaware used to be a professional golf player. He still dabbles in playing just not in a completive manner. Also if anyone has sports hcs let me hear em 😼