#wttsh caliyork

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[harukiluise]

I fw them too much it hurt

[lizardtheacorn]

california asking new york out on a date except they’re just building legos for 3 hours (they both loved it)

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

[blrrytorch]

omg guys he drew shipart blrrytorch drew shipart no way guys no w—

i’m trying out a new style, mostly coloring is whats different do we like this 😢

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

HIIIIIIIII! SOOOOOoOOOoOO

Do you have any Caliyork headcannons?

No rush and it's totally fine if you don't want to answer,

YES YES I DO :D

New York is used to having to defend himself, so the first Cali defended him (in a fight, argument, etc…), his brain malfunctioned a little bit

They have 8 fur children, two cats (Angel (Cali’s) and Sprinkles (York’s)), two dogs (Blaze (Cali’s) and Leo (York’s service dog)), two ferrets (Noodle and Mikey (both York’s), and two rats (Oliver and Yancy (both York’s)

Skateboarding dates <333

York hides in Cali’s flannel whenever Cali stops to talk to someone (at the store, library, etc,…)

naps in flower fields are very much a thing

(For animal/cryptid states): Cali learned how to preen wings simply cuz he wanted to help York, and he knows that it feels nice for York if done right

^and in turn, York learned how to help Cali care for his bear features

York has frequent "zoomies", so Cali will just chase him around to use up all his energy. When Cali thinks that he’s finally cornered York, the lil rascal will just hop over him somehow and keep running ("c’mon Cal! Keep up! Yer the one with the long legs!")

York knows that Cali has some self esteem issues, so he likes to leave plushies by Cali’s door with compliments sewed into them. Sometimes he’ll leave one of Cali’s favorite snacks or candy too.

[bythenarrative]

Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3

[alaskashigh]

he’s talking about his latest hyperfixation

[hypertimesstuff]

so. Oh My God by Adele is definitely a CaliYork song (i feel like this has been said before but idc idc). From New York's POV. I'm right

like ?? This is so them.

analysis under cut because they make me ill

"I ain't got too much time to spare, but I'll make time for you to show how much I care" the way that New York struggles with giving affection, so he spends time with California to show how much he loves him.

"wish that I would let you break my walls, but I'm still spinning out of control from the fall" him being secluded, keeping things close to his chest. Realizing he's in love with California makes him confront stuff about himself

"boy, you give good love I won't like, it's what keeps me coming back, even though I'm terrified" terrified of showing affection, of doing something wrong, but California is just so,, kind to him. So loving

"oh my god, I can't believe it out of all the people in the world" California, being one of the most hated states, being the one New York bestows his affection upon

"I'm a fool, but they all think I'm blind" the other northeast states thinking he's odd for loving California, of all states

"i'd rather be a fool then leave myself behind" not caring about other people's opinions of him, not caring if they judge him for loving California

"I don't have to explain myself to you, I am a grown woman (man, in New York's case) and I do what I want to do" New York, once more, not caring about the opinions of the other northeast states, feeling like he doesn't need to explain why he loves California. he does what he wants to do

yeah. I had a lot of thoughts. Hope you enjoyed this I guess lmao

[poison-marshmellow]

New York: He’s so pathetic

Also New York: I wanna kiss him

[stawpny]

California: Hell’s Kitchen was also hosted in Los Angeles! So I can cook!

New York: You almost set yourself on fire while trying to use the microwave.

California: It’s not my fault! The forces of nature are against me!

[harukiluise]

Finally back with my glorious CaliYork. NY is all mean and insane until he realized he gotta be the one to ask Cali out cause Cali is clueless as fuck

[lizardtheacorn]

New York: My boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment.

California: It’s a special event!

New York: Shut up.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

[alaskashigh]

#justiceforcaliyork

When the CaliYork tag be extra dry and you’ve reread every fic too many times so you start fucking daydreaming about them and now it’s a normal occurrence for Benjamin Brainard’s voice to be in your head with a Californian accent 24/7-