#new york wttsh headcanons

[the-overgrown-states]

Got any NY hc’s? :3

*its fine if not, dw!!*

i am actively eating New York, actually.

He/She New York supremacy

get’s uncomfortable with they/them pronouns and WILL fight someone for using that set on him if they’ve been told off already

BPD vibes are strong with this one

I think her FP is probably very secret to him, and only his partners know

even then it took ages for them to find out

also has autism

refuses to get checked out for it though

chronic pain is real in him

her legs sometimes randomly go numb

not asleep - they will go completely numb to the point he cannot walk

he also refuses to tell people

cannot function in heat- he has fainted multiple times

heavy smoker- but refuses to vape because

“who knows whats in there”

the embodiment of insomnia basically- he cannot sleep until he passes out/faints

she’s such a theater kid

is very good at acting and modeling

also works as a part time fashion designer

and a photographer

he loves a lot of creative medias

owns a lot of rats / pigeons

will get aggressive if you shit talk rats or pigeons in front of him

those are his BABIES

they get such a bad rep and she will fight everyone

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[goldengay49]

California, 1848, by a river: ooh shiny rocks

California, 2024, in a hippy store: ooh shiny rocks

[dailymothanon]

Quick lil sketch of New York and his tiny pigeon buddy Oppenheimer as we’ve all already met before 🐦 nobody gets pigeons like Ny gets pigeons… don’t talk to him until you do

[stawpny-2]

fun fact: sharks bite around 70 people annually, while New Yorkers bite around 1600 people annually

meaning, you have a ~22 more chance of being bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

also I found this funny

[yippeeometer]

what the states went as for halloween:

texas goes as california. he says its because he wanted to be the lamest thing possible, but it just comes off gay and desperate.

florida is some deeply niche twitter meme. he has to be escorted out after 5 minutes bc no one knows what he is and he threatens to start eating faces.

new jersey goes as bob from bob's burgers, however everyone immediately assumes hes one of the sopranos. the only one that comes even close to guessing what he is is wisconsin who is so drunk he calls him a bobster all night long without realising

the four corners are gru and his minions, except they never fully communicated who would be gru and who would be a minion so theyre just all gru. new mex and ari almost end the whole friendship.

nevada has at least 3 different costumes, and has daily panic attacks leading up to the halloween party bc he needs to make the costume perfect. nearly all his costumes end up being ruined by the end of the night bc hes challenged to too many dance competitions

penn and rhode were supposed to have a matching costume. however, penn suggested rhode be frank from iasip, and rhode genuinely crashed out bc he assumed penn was ripping on him for his height. he was actually making a joke about his goblin nature, but anways

the west buy a cardboard cutout of wy, assuming he wont be coming to the party. wy does end up going, eats an entire tray of rado's naughty brownies and sobs hysterically bc he sees the cut out and thinks hes finally becomes a ghost

no one knows what alaska is. he puts on his vaguest costume and responds 'yes' to everyone's guesses to what he is. the rush of causing such confusion lasts him the next 12 months.

california is a character from a literature classic, that he definately hasnt read. he takes great care in explaining what a classic the book is but wont answer a single question on the plot.

gov dresses as 'a man in a suit'. loui throws various fruits at him until he puts on a real costume.

mass goes around all night shouting at people in witches costumes (' OH COME ON, ITS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT, BUT WHEN I DO IT THEY TRY AND KILL ME?????). virginia has to drag him back.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

[chaoticarson16]

New headcanon

The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.

So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.

…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Do you have any Caliyork fluff Hc

yes I do!!

Cali is the only person allowed to pick York up, hold him, or carry him around. Anyone else will get bit.

Cali has WAYYY too many flower crowns, and they’re all from York. He cherishes them greatly :]

York only went to therapy cuz Cali was concerned about his mental health.

They have plushies of each other. Cali has a beaver, dressed up as York, and York has a bear, dressed up as Cali.

Both of them are NERDS (Cali loves books and science and stuff about gems and crystals and rocks, York loves history, old things (hats, weapons, clothes, etc…), and all things animal-related)

Cali has to restrain York from trying to pet every bear he sees whenever they go on hikes together. Cali’s been down that route and regretted it 😭😭😭

Beach walks almost every night. Especially at the glass beach in MacKerricher State Park, it’s one of York’s favorite places to go in California.

Sometimes, York is a lil too bendy (flexible) and it scares Cali LMAO. One time, York was sprawled out on the floor just chilling, but he and Cali had plans that day and Cali thought it was a good idea to pick York up from the waist. Safe to say he wasn’t expecting York’s back to go ↗️↔️↘️.

[harukiluise]

opinions and or art on floyork?

I fw FloYork hard tbh. Here’s Florida and New York fight each other after Florida ate his fucking bagels and yet NY still got manhandled after the bagel rage

[floridasnatural]

Massachusetts and New York fight like fish.

If you don't know what fish do when they fight, well..

[bythenarrative]

Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3

[stawpny]

little doodle advertisement paper made by true artists

VOTE!!!

this is how I think they would draw themselves

(gov doesn’t know how to draw, let him be 🤧)

[goldengay49]

Spain, naming Florida: you’re so flowery!

Spain, naming Texas: you’re so friendly!

Spain naming California: do you like Chivalric romance novels about Wonder Woman?

[dailymothanon]

Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him

Air jail time is rather. Embarrassing sometimes, even Ny gotta laugh some bit at him 😔

[stawpny-2]

OK HC TIME WHILE THESE ARE STILL IN MY HEAD

-Florida has a doorless jeep wrangler, neon orange or pink, I can’t decide

-not a hc but I love how massyork is finally getting more recognition. You can’t just say “nobody can kill you but me” and brush it off as normal saying

-Mass yells at children in airports and train stations and makes them cry. It isn’t his fault they aren’t moving 🙄.

-Maryland curses. A lot. Virginia has to put him in the corner but he always escapes.

-I think New York’s hair grows really fast so like one week he has a buzz cut and then like two weeks later he has a mullet.

-I like the idea of the states being famous and having social media platforms. I feel they would post the stupidest things ever of each other. (They all have gov blocked too)

-wyoming’s only weakness is swimming.

-the national guard has been called on each northeast state on more than one occasion.

-all you hear in Times Square is “Welcome To New York”, “Empire State of Mind” or, “New York, New York” (TS, Jay-Z +Alicia Keys, and Frank Sinatra) If NY can hear car honks and yelling and stuff, I fear he would hear these songs ON REPEAT. (poor guy)

^imagine like crying and just constantly hearing: “In new yooorkk, concrete jungle where dreams are made of!! There’s nothing you can’t dooo!”

it probably makes him feel worse 😔