#new york wttsh headcanons

[the-overgrown-states]

Got any NY hc’s? :3

*its fine if not, dw!!*

i am actively eating New York, actually.

He/She New York supremacy

get’s uncomfortable with they/them pronouns and WILL fight someone for using that set on him if they’ve been told off already

BPD vibes are strong with this one

I think her FP is probably very secret to him, and only his partners know

even then it took ages for them to find out

also has autism

refuses to get checked out for it though

chronic pain is real in him

her legs sometimes randomly go numb

not asleep - they will go completely numb to the point he cannot walk

he also refuses to tell people

cannot function in heat- he has fainted multiple times

heavy smoker- but refuses to vape because

“who knows whats in there”

the embodiment of insomnia basically- he cannot sleep until he passes out/faints

she’s such a theater kid

is very good at acting and modeling

also works as a part time fashion designer

and a photographer

he loves a lot of creative medias

owns a lot of rats / pigeons

will get aggressive if you shit talk rats or pigeons in front of him

those are his BABIES

they get such a bad rep and she will fight everyone

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[dailymothanon]

Quick lil sketch of New York and his tiny pigeon buddy Oppenheimer as we’ve all already met before 🐦 nobody gets pigeons like Ny gets pigeons… don’t talk to him until you do

[goldengay49]

California, 1848, by a river: ooh shiny rocks

California, 2024, in a hippy store: ooh shiny rocks

[stawpny-2]

fun fact: sharks bite around 70 people annually, while New Yorkers bite around 1600 people annually

meaning, you have a ~22 more chance of being bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

also I found this funny

[chaoticarson16]

New headcanon

The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.

So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.

…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

[floridasnatural]

Massachusetts and New York fight like fish.

If you don't know what fish do when they fight, well..

[bythenarrative]

Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3

[yippeeometer]

Do you have any Hcs for caliyork???

i'd say yapper adhd vs mute autism but i fear that's common sense

but its so true. to ur average onlooker it just seems like cali has yapped this man to oblivion, but we, the esteemed people, can see york's having the time of his LIFE

something however does tell me cali would be waking him up at 3am bc he ran out of lives on candy crush and needs york to download it to help him out

something however tells me york's the typa guy to send horrifically cryptic messages like 'surrounded by the enemy it'll all be over soon' (he is sat next to mass) and turn off his phone whilst cali has 90000000 panic attacks at once

their apartment is a nightmare. cali gets into a new form of DIY decoration every week. hey babe i made u this exact replica of the trojan horse in 1:300 scale. yes it took me 30 hours. were putting it in the kitchen.

[derek-draws-stuff]

More headcannons

Connecticut’s closet is stuffed with hoodies, like, he can barely fit them in there anymore

Massachusetts just has a bunch of hats, bucket hats, beanies, baseball caps. He just has them and has worn them at least once each

Gov definitely has a drawer of just random things that he swears he’ll end up needing one day, like a broken pencil or some random bouncy ball he found on the ground somewhere

New York is literally good at most things art related, drawing? He’s got it down. Painting? Too good at it. He’s got all the skills

If the states play dnd (sometimes they do), they have home brew classes that are just their state’s stereotype (ex. Florida man)

Maryland crab walks in shallow waters at the beach and probably crawls out of the water basically submerged. Just crawling out on his elbows or something

New York is REALLY good with languages, he’s fluent in a lot and is almost fluent in the rest

Connecticut has Lyme disease, this isn’t a debate

West Virginia has two bulldogs; Babydog (who he definitely didn’t steal), and another named Daisy because he couldn’t bear letting Babydog be alone without a friend.

[beatlesmanic]

Looks around... Autistic New Jersey... Looks around more and his sp/ins are rap and gardening... Hear me out guys.

[stawpny]

California: Hell’s Kitchen was also hosted in Los Angeles! So I can cook!

New York: You almost set yourself on fire while trying to use the microwave.

California: It’s not my fault! The forces of nature are against me!

[dailymothanon]

Texas got air jail time because he was being very rambunctious and trying to pick fights 😒 had to do it before he went and agitated any scary northeastern states. Yes yes, technically a redraw and colored of an old old doodle from last year 😌 he had also complained the decorations weren’t “Texas enough” so, why not just put the real thing up itself? And yes Alaska gets two hats this season, who’s gonna stop him

Air jail time is rather. Embarrassing sometimes, even Ny gotta laugh some bit at him 😔

[goldengay49]

Spain, naming Florida: you’re so flowery!

Spain, naming Texas: you’re so friendly!

Spain naming California: do you like Chivalric romance novels about Wonder Woman?

[stawpny-2]

OK HC TIME WHILE THESE ARE STILL IN MY HEAD

-Florida has a doorless jeep wrangler, neon orange or pink, I can’t decide

-not a hc but I love how massyork is finally getting more recognition. You can’t just say “nobody can kill you but me” and brush it off as normal saying

-Mass yells at children in airports and train stations and makes them cry. It isn’t his fault they aren’t moving 🙄.

-Maryland curses. A lot. Virginia has to put him in the corner but he always escapes.

-I think New York’s hair grows really fast so like one week he has a buzz cut and then like two weeks later he has a mullet.

-I like the idea of the states being famous and having social media platforms. I feel they would post the stupidest things ever of each other. (They all have gov blocked too)

-wyoming’s only weakness is swimming.

-the national guard has been called on each northeast state on more than one occasion.

-all you hear in Times Square is “Welcome To New York”, “Empire State of Mind” or, “New York, New York” (TS, Jay-Z +Alicia Keys, and Frank Sinatra) If NY can hear car honks and yelling and stuff, I fear he would hear these songs ON REPEAT. (poor guy)

^imagine like crying and just constantly hearing: “In new yooorkk, concrete jungle where dreams are made of!! There’s nothing you can’t dooo!”

it probably makes him feel worse 😔