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eitlean · 10 days ago

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I read a destiel fic. It’s amazing. I check the author. It’s sobsicles.

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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago

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Jason refusing to admit that Bruce and him are alike, while Bruce being oblivious to their raging similarity is the funniest case scenario ever.

Tim, waking up after a nap, and seeing a familiar big figure standing with his back to him: Hey, Jason.

Bruce, turning around, confused: Jason left an hour ago.

Tim: ...Sorry, you look like twins

Bruce, sighing: I wish. But we are not, really.

Tim: ??????

Some goon, shivering from fear: B-Batman, please, spare me!

Red Hood, leaving the shadow, even madder than before: Do I look like fucking Batman to you, man?

Goon: I-I mean, when you are standing in the darkness with your arms on your chest, and say "Now, talk"—

Red Hood, irritated: One word, and I am putting a bullet in your empty head.

Goon: Yesss, sir.

Damian, staring as everyone in the house first put cereal in the bowl, and then add milk, while Jason and Bruce demonstratively (and obliviously) do it in the opposite order in the perfect synchronisation: Why do they—

Alfred, shaking his head: Please, don't point it out, Master Damian. Either way, they will start arguing, and Master Jason will instantly teach himself to do it in the opposite way.

Damian, rolling his eyes: Whatever.

Dick: So, do you all know that Bruce and Jason refuse to admit that they are alike?

Everyone: (nod)

Dick, smirking: I fucked up Bruce's files and Jason's guns in the span of a minute...

Everyone: Why would you do that—

Bruce and Jason, from the opposite sides of manor, in the same furious voice: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON

Dick: ...Just to demonstrate to you THIS. Now, if you don't mind, I'll go get back to Blüdhaven.

#Bruce was oblivious in the beginning then he learned the more he acts clueless the more everyone tells him that they are alike #and he is happy #Jason gets flustered about it more than mad once their relationship start fixing #Dick gifts them a shirt with “twinies” written on it once #Jason flies from the country with Outlaws for month after that #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #batman #dcu #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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catmask · 1 year ago

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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

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lemongogo · 5 months ago

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life of regret

#fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford #gravity falls #my art #no way . i had all of these tags written out on mobile ab stanford and fiddleford post fallout and it CRASHEDDDD #THEYRE GONEEEWW (slipping thru my fingers like sand)#whag freaking ever . i was just talking about how i always forget theres a pocket of time between their split and fords disappearance #and how crazy it is that i had no idea fidds used the gun on ford until last month #it just unlocked smt in my brain thats all.👐 and then i said i was smashing my head w a rock. maybe even 20❤️#tbh i was neutral on fidds back then but i rly rly like him now T_T .. power of other fidd enjoyers lifting me up #i had a lot of fun coloring this one but i didnt know what exactly i wanted to do w it . i had fidds and the gun all finished #but i was like uhhh.. >added the wrapped light #and then i added a whole bunch of scribbled soc of the blind eye symbols but it was waay too crowded/busy #i wish i couldve found a way to keep them😧 u know when HAHAHAHAH u know those ugly like #math prints of just random equations . thats what it started looking like n i had 2 tap out #editing 2 say i posted this and i had that panic NOOO WAIT ITS JOT FINISHED but I Will be Okay.<say it w me #if i spend too much time on it ill just overwork it and then never share so -__-

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eatmyson · 1 year ago

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this one's inspired by @cringefailvox's time has changed the metaphor!

It was such a good read and I couldn't stop thinking about these three ever since.

#hazbin hotel fanart #fanart #hazbin rosie #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #my art #sorry if the posing is kinda ooc i was struggling with putting them all on one piece of furniture #and nooo they couldn't sit properly #thank you so much for writing it #it was so amazing and just beautifully written

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drrav3nb · 8 months ago

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AYO EDEBIRI as Sydney Adamu WILL POULTER as Luca THE BEAR SEASON 3 | Episode 10 - Forever

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worsesart · 5 months ago

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Nowhere to go but down

#had the thought of this in the shower and held onto it desperately to get it at least written down. i am now way past my bedtime #utmv #sans #sans au #i am not tagging all of them because they are not present enough

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deadandphilgames · 9 months ago

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i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

#cant cross the line if the lines always moving #its just incredible how like 4 years ago the things they say would have clickbait articles written about them #and now its just another day. its an art #dnp #dan and phil #allie.txt

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cardo-de-comer · 1 month ago

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inspired by this post

#art #off mortis ghost #off the judge #off zacharie #off the batter #the way text is written made me think about Pablo immediately lol #still trying to draw folks #and idk how to draw comics as well it's not very well composed #i wonder if you can tell that i own a cat from the way i draw them

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ronanlynchbf · 2 years ago

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tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

#i literally JUST finished hill house a few days ago and i already want to reread. Badly. it's sooo so so soo sooooooooo good <33333!!!!!#also completely enamored by shirley jackson's writing style i NEED to read everything she has written ever like right now..#opening lines of ALL TIME btw 👆❗❗❗#r.txt #the haunting of hill house #ALSO i've seen commentary videos on the tv show they made of hill house but from what i remember of it it's SO different from the book???#i think they were all siblings in the show which is??????? like why would you change that part?? i love sibling relationships as much as the #next guy but i feel like the fact that none of them knew each other was such an essential part of the story like why would u change it....#also eleanor was like. an entirely different character who was also already dead in the show i believe??? and dr. montague doesn't exist??#hill house could've been really good as a show idk why they changed it up like that...like was the original story not interesting enough for #you or something?? WHO decided to make that change i just wanna talk 🤨

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evichuart · 5 months ago

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a hard day of work at the baratie 💪🏻✨

#baby sanji makes my heart so soft 😭😭😭#and i love papa zeff so much #i have to draw more things of them #<< this was written in the og tags and it still stands #it's been so long...#chibinasu #little eggplant #sanji #black leg sanji #op sanji #red leg zeff #zeff one piece #one piece #one piece fanart #opfanart #evichuart

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ladyelainehilfur · 3 months ago

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holding up a grown man and a teenager your own weight with one arm each?? okay miss girl, I see those pull ups coming into clutch

#see I already knew Valerie was one of Danny's actual love interests #I just didn't see how they would get there since she was a bully #but enemies to lovers? I'm pleasantly surprised #this show overall is better than I thought it'd be #it can be a little predictable but the character writing is actually quite good #no two characters are written the same #and I appreciate them bringing back recurring villains #dp #danny phantom #liveblog #Valerie Gray

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astrolavas · 1 year ago

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some grimwalker headcanons

#the owl house #hunter toh #hunter #toh art #hunter noceda #hunter deamonne #grimwalker #grimwalkers #headcanons #my art #fanart #toh hunter #flapjack #waffles #toh #they're all written out on my blog btw i just illustrated them now #grimwalker lore my BELOVED

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swugflower · 1 year ago

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

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literallyjustanerd · 10 months ago

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so a few days ago I saw this post, and the accompanying tags from @brrmian :

the idea of Cody being simultaneously so cool on the surface and constantly overanalysing every interaction stuck with me so much that I ended up spitting all my thoughts into existence

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enjoy a brief look into Commander Cody's mind:

#he regularly sends rex updates for his feedback #rex corrects the typos and sends them back without further comment #he's immune to cody's bullshit by now #commander cody #codywan #has anyone else written a spreadsheet-based fanfiction before? it's hard #i love non-traditional creative methods anyway. this was really fun #codywan fic #i guess #i should draw a comic of this

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