#wren shut up

[bee-peedee]

tbh i dont know what i expected

[hobbitinthetardis]

Rebels 1x01: Spark of Rebellion Part 1 Ahsoka 1x06: Far, Far Away

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Authors Note:

So, yeah.. I couldn't justify keeping Ava as a toddler anymore since she's technically like EIGHT! It just feels odd to have her as a child along with Wren/Byrd but alas, there is no preteen age in the sims so, here we are. She's not much younger than the twins so ig it makes sense, I just tried to keep her a lil more childish compared to them idk.. In the next sim year (that may or may not line up with irl time) Robin will be fifteen in February, Wren/Byrd will turn eleven in July and Ava will be nine in December! I try to steer clear of specific ages 'cause time is but a construct but it's hard with the kiddos since it kinda defines where they're at emotionally and what they get up to y'know. Anyway, all the kiddos are getting older as time goes on (shocker) so I'm sure we'll see more teenage angst in the semi-near future 🤪

Oscar: Geez, Robin.. we only bought those a month ago! Robin: Sorry… Courtney: Don’t apologise, honey.. we’ll just put ‘em aside for Byrd. Byrd: Yay! I can’t wait to be big. Courtney: We’ll have to go shopping again though. Wren: I don’t have to go, do I?! Courtney: Not as long as your uniform still fits. Wren: It does, I checked. Courtney: Hm-.. AVA! Have you-… Ava: What? … Ava: Why’re you all being weird?! GROWTH SPURT! So, Ava grew a little overnight.. it’s completely normal for her age. She’s still the same little girl she was when she went to bed last night! Stop staring at her!! Courtney: You just look extra grown up today! Ava: I do look super pretty in this dress, don’t I? Robin: At least I’m not the only one who had a growing fit-.. I’ll be taller than you soon, dad. Wren: Guuuuys, you’re in the WAY! Oscar: One second, what’s that? Robin: Wha-… Oscar: Oh, sorry-.. thought you had some bullshit on your jumper for a second there. Wren: He’s totally gonna be taller than you, dad.. he’s got grandma’s gangly arms and legs. Oscar: Right, I’m not moving out of the way now.

[sentientsky]

if you ever feel like you're shit at video games, please know that i was taking so long investigating a dirt pile, that lae'zel came over, yoinked a key out of my pocket and went into the next room herself. at one point, my entire party got up and left WITHOUT ME PROMPTING THEM TO DO SO

anyway. moral of the story. be so bad at video games that your bg3 companions become autonomous. #slay

[starbornsoulrider]

me about this fucking horse game that objectively isn't even that good

[xgoldenlatiasx]

Hey. Your twink boyfriend stormed the Pokémon League with a dragon and made a fucking castle erupt out of the ground. Yeah I kicked his ass. He says he’s leaving Unova for two years. Sorry.

[wolfwrenbrainrot]

when sabine use the force against shin and shin smirks, impressed, then what???

[bee-peedee]

its been three days since ive been home and my mother has already called me incapable and the source of unhappiness in this apartment <3 so good to be home! was it better to be suicidal and alone or sucidal and with a support system of 3

[aardvaark]

parker being the one to voice concerns that nate is getting more sadistic is so funny to me. twenty minutes ago you poisoned someone & started giggling and kicking your feet when they passed out

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Sidney: What were you thinking? Robin: It wasn’t my fault. Sidney: Debateable. You shouldn’t take them with you if you’re not going to keep an eye on them. Robin: I don’t have a million eyes! Oscar: Ma. Sidney: Well. Oscar: You’re looking at this all wrong, anyway-.. Byrd, what’re we not gonna do in future? Byrd: Uhhhhh-.. handstands on wobbly fences? Courtney: Robin? Robin: Let Byrd climb on shitty fences. Oscar: See? Sidney: [mutters] Give me strength. Wren: What do you need strength for? Sidney: Your father’s unquenchable thirst for chaos. Oscar: You need to relax every now n’ then, you might actually enjoy yourself for once. Sidney: Bah, you sound like Ally. Alton: Hm-.. what? Sidney: Nothing-.. where’s the salad? Oscar: What’s done is done-.. let’s just agree to steer clear of the hospital for a while, okay guys? I’m sick of the place. Robin: Maybe we could get a member’s card. Ava: I want to go! Oscar: Noooo, you don’t. Ava: How do you know what I want?! Sidney: Ask Robin to watch you for a day, you’ll be there in no time. Oscar: Ignore your grandma-.. she’s just an expert at putting the salt in Salton. Alton: I still don’t understand that joke…

[stairset]

Sabine IS the best Mandalorian character of all time and I won’t accept any substitutes. She literally has it all. She is a punk tomboy lesbian who changes her hair and armor every season. She also has by far the coolest and most unique armor out of all of them, literally no contest. Her story arc is so good that another show just blatantly ripped it off. She defaces fascist propaganda with graffiti. Said graffiti is done with explosive spray-paint and she blows people up with it. She’s voiced by Mishti from Phineas and Ferb. Her father is voiced by Shang Tsung. Her ex-girlfriend is voiced by Vixen. Her brother is like the only fictional character I know of that has the same first name as me. Of all the people to use the Darksaber she’s the only one we know of besides Tarre Vizsla himself to have training from a Jedi Knight. She spray-painted the main villain’s personal assassin while he was unconscious just to humiliate him. She’s the reason Wedge Antilles joined the rebellion. She defeated the Imperial governor of Mandalore. BOTH of them. Darth Vader deflected a blaster bolt into her face and she lived to tell the tale. She told an art historian she was smarter than him to his face and she was right. She literally created the symbol of the fucking Rebel Alliance. She’s gay, she’s asian, and she’s popular. She is truly one of the characters of all time.

[bedazzlecunt]

I'd love to hear more of your college stories. Kinkiest experience?

I have so many asks about college sjkfhgldfsfgd i've opened the floodgates here

i dunno how we're qualifying kinkiness here but i feel like in terms of like...Extended Kink Periods i hve a fun one. one of my partners my sophomore year i think was a senior who was sort of...coming into his dommness and very much using me as his guinea pig (which was great, as i was coming into my subness and using him as MY guinea pig) and we did a lot of 'this sounds fun in theory, let's try it in practice together' sorts of things. anyway once i stayed at his place for the weekend (from friday after class til monday morning) and if we weren't sleeping or eating i was tied up, legs spread and cunt available the whole time. the basic idea was like...we wanted to play around with the idea of me being constantly accessible?

anyway i spent the whole (non-eating/sleeping/etc) time tied up and blindfolded, and for most of it i had a vibrating dildo in (there were a few that we had to rotate thru, because those fuckers have limited battery lives lmao) that he'd take out whenever he wanted to masturbate with my cunt. i wasn't gagged so that i could communicate easily in case i got tired or etc, but we did both agree that i was to keep talking to a minimum. after all, i'm just a sex toy, and fleshlights don't speak.

it was a weird experience but i really enjoyed it! my sense of time was lightly fucked with; it was hard to know how time was passing without a reliable way to measure it, since he could fuck me four times in an hour and then leave me alone entirely for two. and it was unbearably hot to be aware of the fact that he was just going about his day and i was just like...a piece of furniture he could use when he wanted. the fact that i was constantly both tied up and experiencing stimulation was really fun, and it's the most vivid mental example i have of being so horny and edged that i was genuinely hazy and stupid as hell

we both very much went into it expecting that we'd maybe get bored a few hours in but didn't! it was a lot of fun when we'd take breaks to eat or sleep or because i had to use the restroom and we'd sort of giggle and laugh about how objectively silly this was now that we weren't, like, In It.

[sentientsky]

read this gut-wrenching (and very relatable!! who said that) excerpt from Gabrielle Bates and Jennifer S. Cheng and now my tired brain is being annoying about it and won't let me work, so enjoy some gay yearning infused ramblings ab crowley or whatever

you greet the dawn like a blade, the sun cutting every sliver of longing out of you (this is a lie and you know it / this is a lie and he knows it / he must, oh god he must, after so many stretches of forever). the want that you hide in the hollows of too-dark glasses and too-casual words is the same want you've carried for six thousand fucking years; the same want you've held between clenched fists and in the shallow of your ribcage and under the floorboards and anywhere that might keep it captive, might make it small enough that you can one day stop burning up kerosene at the thought of his hands and the bend of his elbow and a mouth that speaks only softness (your want will never be small, and you know this). he turns his face to catch the light and maybe it would have been better if you'd burnt up in the fall because now you're all teeth, all hopeless, heavy desperation, and he's right there. he's right there and he's been right there for an endless infinitude. and yet you will never know him except from the teetering precipice of the lines you've both drawn in the sand (reaching, forever leaning towards warmth). because the walls have eyes. because the walls have maws that open/close/bite/break/rend and to touch him would be to doom you both. he turns his face to catch the light and you dig half-circles into your palm; the only physical evidence of a love so gaping and blood-red it may as well be a wound straight through your side. he turns his face to catch the light and you look away. you cast your gaze up and away, as though She might absolve you of such gentle sin.

[starbornsoulrider]

horsegirl yuri angst wasn't on my FUCKING sso 2024 bingo card

[xgoldenlatiasx]

wow, really cool ditto that can turn into an almost flawless copy of arceus you got there El. would be a shame if i were to *PERISH SONG PERISH SONG PERISH SONG PERISH SO