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Tristan. 25. He/him. Gay guy. I draw, listen to rock music, and talk about nerdy shit.
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Clone trooper names be like
-Ryan
-Baseball
-Explosive
-Shotgun
-Bill
-Chernobyl
-Oats
-Hamster
-Hellfire
-Liam
-Corduroy
-Plutonium
#rex: fives these new recruits need field experience and you're someone i trust to show them the ropes#fives: thanks rex i'm happy to. who have you got?#rex: handjob?#fives: EXCUSE ME?!#rex: handjob! sorry i thought you met him already. he's new.#fives: NO FUCKING WAY. THAT'S NOT HIS FUCKING NAME THERE'S NO WAY. HIS NAME IS NOT FUCKING HANDJOB!#rex: LANGUAGE! jeez fives what's gotten into you?#fives: okay listen. echo repeats orders. so he's echo.#rex: okay sure...#fives: and hardcase is called that cause he's tough#rex: i guess#fives: i have a bunch of fives in my number. self-explanatory. so why in the force's name is this guy named HANDJOB?#rex: because he works with his hands. he's a demolition expert so his ''job'' is ''hands on''. handjob.#fives: that is such a fucking reach#if anyone gets what all that is a reference to you have my respect#star wars
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Jake Gyllenhaal wishes he served this much cunt in the movie
Spectacular Spider-Man had the best Mysterio cause he's the only one who acts exactly as hammy and over the top as a theater kid turned supervillain should act
#also i love his little gremlin minions and how all his latin spell phrases translate to complete nonsense#Youtube
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Spectacular Spider-Man had the best Mysterio cause he's the only one who acts exactly as hammy and over the top as a theater kid turned supervillain should act
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If the legends are true, mages aren't bound to single functions. It said that the Arcane speaks through them.
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Circling around a drain
As I realize that there's no one else to blame
#you keep me WAAAITING DOWN HERE SO FAR BELOW STARING UP FROM THE BOTTOOOOM UP FROM THE BOTTOOOOOM#linkin park
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Ahsoka Tano | illustrated by Taurin Clarke
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Han Solo & Princess Leia | illustrated by Sara Pichelli & Justin Ponsor
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Finally an unsung hero rises from the smoke to restore the ancient lost art of uploading entire shows on Youtube for free
Shout out to the Youtube channel I found that's just uploading the entire Spectacular Spider-Man series in HD
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Shout out to the Youtube channel I found that's just uploading the entire Spectacular Spider-Man series in HD
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As a manchild it makes me stupidly happy that they're still making SpongeBob games in the style of Battle for Bikini Bottom like 20 years later.
#battle for bikini bottom spongebob movie game cosmic shake and titans of the tide the greatest gaming quadrilogy of all time#shut up tristan
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#I'VE BEEN THINKING BOUT THE GOOOD TIIIIMES WHEN THE STORY WAS STILL OURS TO WRIIIITE#whole album's great but i'm already obsessed with this one lol#three days grace#Spotify
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New 3DG album is awesome, water wet.
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Once I'm done moving into a new apartment in a week and finally really start getting my shit together cause I won't have any more excuses not to maybe I'll start making more Youtube videos so I can autistically ramble about my interests and then I'll finally reach my full power.
#i mean i ramble about my interests on here but it's not the same#typing it out is one thing i need to actually say it all out loud to really get it off my chest#shut up tristan
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You know it's actually a good thing I took so long to finally listen to Sleep Token cause now I know what it's like to be that guy who's way behind on the Band Lore™. Y'know as opposed to like Starset where I'm used to being one of the freaks that already knows it all due to being there from day one. It's kinda fun being on the opposite end of the scale for once.
#all the bands with lore gotta start with s apparently#but yeah my knowledge of the sleep token lore is currently limited to a single hour long video that i just watched just now at work lol#i should make a video about the starset lore i don't think anyone's done that yet
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[you never made me angry... only sad]
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i just realised that the next time leia sees obi-wan he gets killed and i am not well.
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