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Hands up, you're under arrest the fine is your heart
#wow i'm alive#the man from uncle#man from uncle tv#tmfu#mfu#napoleon solo#napoleon x illya#man from u.n.c.l.e.#mfu 64
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If you are in your 20s and depressed I want you to know this: As you age, you will almost certainly acquire tools and perspective that will open your world in ways you cannot imagine right now. You will find levels of contentment and joy you never thought possible. You will access a deep understanding and forgiveness of yourself that comes just from hanging out long enough in the same body, and that forgiveness will change everything. Also you may have a regressive depression so intense and long-lasting that it feels like a traumatic brain injury. don't freak out it's normal
#sometimes u think ''wow im fixed simply by being 37!'' and then u gotta spend a year in The Void and another relearning how to speak & eat.#don't worry too much about it. but do go to the doctor though.#i am soooo happy to be alive lmao. i love being alive!!#yg#this post originally said ''i promise'' but i can't promise anything i'm just some guy!
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Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.

He closes Wikipedia.
That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.
#CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS#like reading this section in the context of jason is SO HORRIFYING#the idea of someone knowing it was possible for him to come back. to wake up down there. and wanting to keep him there#stay dead. we want you dead. you're too troublesome alive. you're meant to be down there.#so anyways. jason internalizing all this shit and feeling uncomfortable in his own body because he's thinking of it as a corpse#and of himself as haunting a place he doesn't belong#and then meeting danny and danny says 'wow you're a revenant aren't you! The dead so restless they can't bear to stay in their graves'#and he smiles. 'You're amazing. Your will is so strong'#and the Ghost King tells Jason 'You're alive but that doesn't mean you aren't one of mine. I will come for you'#and batman says 'we will keep you safe from that entity and his threats. you don't belong to him'#and jason says 'he didn't mean i was his possession. he said i was his responsibility. he said he would help me if i ever needed him'#and bruce sees the faraway look in his son's eyes and doesn't know what to say#okay I'm done#for now#dp x dc#dpxdc#revenant jason todd#danny phantom#dc#batfam#jason todd#my rambles#my writing
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okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.
and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.
#helen of sparta#aphrodite#greek mythology#greek vase#not pictured is nemesis pointing at them in outrage#(which is the only time so far i've found helen + nemesis together on a vase... I think about that all the time ToT its all so SAD)#anyway. I consider aphrodite labelling helen as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' to be her opinion. of course she's-#- the goddess of beauty/love so that's sounds obvious but. also consider... it's *her* opinion. aka her choice who she finds hot.#aka sapphic gay lesbian yuri whatever you want to call it helen x aphrodite is real and alive and there's nothing you can do to stop it#none of this 'they were really good friends' helen's sitting in a goddess' lap ffs. have you even read the iliad book 3?? read it again.#it's actually called the yuriliad. bet you didn't know that huh /j#i'll stop rambling (for now)#edit: im looking at these tags a day later and wow i really went for it huh. anyway i'm keeping them it's all true 🧡🤍🩷
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I just want to say that I have joined the Agathario brainrot. 😭🖤💜💚🌈
#agatha all along#agathario#Agatha harkness#rio vidal#work in progress#procreate#study based on a painting based on a painting kind of not really#is Disney queer now#wow what a time to be alive#digital drawing#art study#sapphic love#love and death#i have been listening to His Infernal Majesty from like 20'years ago while drawing this it fits perfectly#razorblade romance#sorry I'm stressed from work aaa#also did you know that ALL OF THEIR CLOTHES HAVE PATTERNS??#blink and you've missed 20 of them
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For the ask prompt game...
Spirk #17 to distract
"Report," Kirk ordered. The word buzzed low against Spock's ear, quiet and audibly tense.
"Less than two minutes until they reach our location, Captain," Spock replied promptly. "Commander Scott will need at least another eight before the transporter is operable again." His voice was equally hush, despite their perceived solitude. He had seen carelessness take far too many lives during his time in Starfleet; he would not allow it to take his captain as well - and, illogically, Spock could not quite dispense of the phantom sensation of eyes on the back of his neck.
"We'll need to bluff it," Kirk decided, looking grim.
His gaze was strangely intense against Spock, full of rioting emotion, and, almost, Spock wished to look away. He did not. Instead, he nodded, holding steady eye contact.
The odds, Spock knew, that Kirk's gambit - whatever it may be - would succeed were... poor. The guards had, after all, seen their faces. But Kirk would keep fighting right until the bitter end, and Spock, of course, would be right beside him.
Solemn, he vowed, "I shall follow your lead," though he knew Kirk would not have doubted it. Still, the unnecessary words were well worth the way the tension around Kirk's eyes melted away, the somber set of his mouth slipping instead into a golden-edged smile.
Almost wonderingly, a soft chuckle fell from those lips, incongruous in their surroundings and entirely treasured. "What would I do without you?" Kirk asked, reaching up to exert gentle pressure on Spock's bicep.
I pray you never need find out, Spock made to say, getting only so far as drawing in breath before the sound of distant footsteps drew them both from their quiet moment, snuffing the words before they could take shape. "Eighteen seconds," he said instead, after rapidly adjusting his calculations. Faster than anticipated.
Kirk nodded, some unreadable emotion hiding in the soft crease between his brows.
"Forgive me, Mr. Spock," Kirk said softly, and Spock did not have time to question what he meant before Kirk was pulling him down by his shirt, dragging their lips together with great urgency.
Quite suddenly, Spock found that his mind was entirely blank. Strange heat flickered through his whole form, and his universe narrowed to only Kirk, all soft and human-warm, who was pressed flush to his chest and kissing him.
One, then two seconds stuttered by in which Spock thought no thoughts at all, struck utterly motionless in the face of such unexpected attentions. He only felt, swept away by the sensation of pliant lips against his own and warm fingers stroking through his hair, gently mussing.
The very first thought to break to the surface was simply, Jim. A wave of emotion flooded in with it, astonishment and affection sweeping over him in such quantities that he felt nearly lightheaded.
The second was, We will be caught, and Spock jolted as something near to panic rose up inside his gullet, urging him to take Jim into his arms and run.
The third, however, was not his own; it was pressed into his katra from the outside by Jim's careful fingers, his clever mind slipping easily past Spock's shields. Play along, he said, projecting deliberate calm through their connection. Still, Jim was unpracticed in telepathic arts, and beneath that false serenity Spock could feel a tangle of guilt and determination, bitter and writhing.
The truth came to Spock in one fell swoop.
Jim's gambit... was this.
His lips and his hands, which pressed themselves so tenderly to Spock's skin, were not for him.
It was not love which had drawn his captain into his arms, but mere utility. Jim had realized what Spock had not: though they could not hide themselves, they could, perhaps, distract from themselves.
Two men attempting to look inconspicuous would only draw suspicion. Two men locked in a romantic embrace, however, may be overlooked - or even deliberately ignored. Few were comfortable with looking closely at the private passions of strangers, and fewer still would see reason to. Those searching for them, Spock hoped, would not. There would be no logic in halting an escape attempt solely for a kiss, after all.
Therefore, in order to escape unnoticed, they must be convincing.
They must seem, to any observers, to be completely and entirely immersed in one another, with no care for anything going on in their surroundings, and no fear of discovery.
Two lives, purchased with a kiss.
It was entirely logical, then, for Spock to part his lips, inviting Jim's tongue to dip inside of the wet cave of his mouth and meeting it with his own. If a groan rumbled deep within his chest, it could surely only help their cause; there was no need to swallow it down.
This disguise would, Spock observed as Jim's tongue flicked gently at his mouth, be far easier to maintain than it had any right to be.
It was a terribly simple matter for a man in love to behave as though he were a man in love.
The difficult part, then, would be remembering that it was a ruse. Already, heat bubbled deep within Spock, aching want suffusing his every neuron. Every faint brush of flesh sent golden tendrils of telepathic energy sparking across his skin, and it was all Spock could manage to hold himself back from pressing hungry fingers to Jim's meldpoints and sinking into that wonderfully enticing mind.
Instead, Spock slipped a hand beneath the hem of Jim's shirt, rucking up the cloth until he was tracing patterns across a smooth expanse of golden skin. He flexed his hand, allowing his nails to scratch carefully along Jim's spine, and did not permit himself to consider reaching upwards, to Jim's face - or worse: downwards, beyond the waistband of his pants.
He wondered if Jim would have chosen this, had he known how very much Spock wanted.
Perhaps it was selfish of Spock to allow it.
Still, he could not force himself away - not when Jim's life was at stake. The kiss was his lifeline, and so the kiss must remain.
The touch of their minds, however, did nothing to aid Jim. It was solely for Spock's benefit, taken from Jim without his knowledge or intent.
That, Spock could end.
If Jim was to unknowingly place himself into the hands of someone who wanted more than he would wish to give, then Spock would take it upon himself to be his protector - even if the one he must protect against was himself.
And so, Spock opened himself to every offered touch, and girded his mind against every stray thought, until not a single wisp of golden energy could find its way past his defenses.
When Jim's thigh nudged its way between Spock's legs, Spock spread his stance wider, allowing him to press closer, and did not let himself feel. His hands grasped and squeezed at the soft flesh beneath them, drawing quiet gasps from a pink-flushed throat, and no pleasant hum buzzed against his fingertips, carrying with it the flavor of human emotion. Jim nipped at his lips and pet at his hair, and Spock pressed every scrap of yearning deep down within himself to where they couldn't emerge.
Eyes closed and spirit aching, Spock kissed him.
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from this ask game
#WOW i have been slow about writing these again! um. sorry? it has been More Than A Month. (barely)#i also went waaaaay overboard again. someday i will learn how to be chill about things but today is evidently not that day.#this is perhaps not the INTENDED direction of the prompt (sorry) but it is in fact a distraction. just. not for either of them!#well. one Could argue that spock is getting quite distracted indeed. but that was somewhat incidental. Not Kirk's Intent.#star trek#star trek tos#tos#spirk#james t kirk#spock#k/s#ficlet#ask game#btw kirk is totally sitting there like 'i know spock can feel how in love with him i am. i hope i didn't destroy our friendship by saving#him but even at that cost it would be worth it. he can hate me as long as he's *alive* but also i don't want him to hate me :( .'#mutual idiocy as always!#i have two others to finish and (forgive me) i will try to be more normal about them and NOT make them anywhere near this long haha oops#because yeah this was. a bit unintentional length-wise. i got a little scrap of an idea and then it fucking BIT me and ran off#and i ever foolish decided to chase it#i... might? put this up on ao3 at some point? i DO think i'm more satisfied with it than i am with colorblind but.#i am shrimply a bit sad that i haven't actually finished any of my longer wips first. too slow and too distractable!#it's saurrr sad that my longest complete fic is less than 8000 words when i have MORE THAN ONE in-progress wip w/ more words than that.
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"You say forget, but I'll remind you"
#gabe goodman#n2n#next to normal#jack wolfe#i'm alive#caissie levy#diana goodman#pbs pls put this on youtube the instagram cropping is gross#i forgot about tumblr's filesize limits and had to crop these a million times#pretend i cropped these in the same aspect ratio and they arent wonky#it is on youtube!!! but sneaky and unlisted guess#wow the insta version with the weird cropping is so ugly comparatively
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ermigerd, jersticer trerhert © Blizzard Entertainment 2024
#i'm alive#just a worker workin on work stuff#justicar trueheart#hearthstone art#my art#art#illustration#hearthstone#signature card#blizzard entertainment#world of warcraft#wow#horse#horseback#female warrior#cavalry#card art#gamedev#game art
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As a sskk shipper I don't know what it feels like to lose. Always winning
#Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't even know what to say#Okay♡ Yay♡#Babygawa <333 All the flashbacks were sooooooo ajhsbakfjhdsbkfjhsfdkhjb#Seriously I don't have words. I'm still there.#Atsushi may be able to move across time but I'm still at the glade were Akutagawa and Dazai first met#I!! Don't know!! What to say!!!!! What if they entered each other's mind!!!! It doesn't get any gayer than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Wow I can't wait to tune up next month to read the sskk manga!!!! What a time to be alive#All the Akutagawa panels were so good frrr 100000/10#I don't know what to do about the last part. If you look back at my old chapter ramblings I did say Dazai was probably either the–#tiger or dear old orphanage director#Idk how to feel about it? I wouldn't say it's bad. But I wouldn't say it's bad either#Will have to see how I feel about it in a few days#random rambles#Portuguese was okay I had to read everything twice but at the second try I usually got it#Even thought I kept reading você was “voice” since that's pretty much how you spell it in my language ahgdsjvcakdjbakjhd#Now off to catching up with all the posts!!!!
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i love seeing pretty girls online just doing their thing. it reminds me that i'm also a pretty girl just doing her thing :3
#it's like. wow i'm alive too#that's awesome#🪽 — just angelposting ༉‧₊˚.#girlblogging#this is what makes us girls#just girly things#this is a girlblog#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#girlhood#i'm just a girl#hyper feminine#girly things#pinterest girl#it girl#dream girl#femcore#femcel#the female gaze#girl blogger#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#🪽 — the dossier of an angel ༉‧₊˚.
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3x01 / 3x06 / 7x06 / 7x07 / 7x08
#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp parallels#tdp s3#tdp s7#love the framing between Ziard/Sol Regem and Ezran/Aaravos confrontation#and the last two images are just... Wow#Avizandum's eye being the last thing to die when he turns to stone / the first thing being alive when he is “brought back to life”#i'm speechless#this show never ceases to amaze me#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga#greenlightarc3
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he'll get it eventually
#my comics#my art#tedependent#eventually#tedtrent#ted x trent#ted: trent thinks i'm attractive? wow! that's like discovering a fortune! too bad it's money i can't spend haha#trent looking at him like he wants to eat him alive: help.#also to be super clear i'm making a joke about ted lasso not about. the op of that tweet. i have no idea who that is i'm just making a funn
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sometimes im like wow parkner is so wildly uncanon these 2 have never interacted. and then i think about the spider-man ride at disneyland where both are listed as engineers and i'm like this is proof. they kiss
#parkner#i'm a disney adult sorry guys#i mourned bugs life but !!! SPIDERMAN.#like come on u dont see anyone else having a ride#thats the peoples princess#i miss him#anyway.#also that one food menu thing where the messages pop up at the top???#tony stark is alive#in disneyland#and i believe that disneyland is the only canon universe ever wow i cant believe tony stark is still here!!!#this got off topic
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missing neechan hour
#kagepro#kagerou project#mca#mekakucity actors#tateyama ayano#ayano#ask blog#((i still remember how to draw neechan im amazed#yea i miss neechan#i'm alive wow))#((Im improve a lot and i want you guys to know!!!#slow but surely!!!!))#I FORGOT TO TAG#shinaya#kisaragi shintaro#shintaro#how can i))
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