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#this is so dumb but i feel like the batkids would have really stupid discussions#jason: guys dw im not even that mean of a crime lord#tim with his decade worth of incriminating evidence plus the bloody dollar tree robin costume jason wore at titan tower: r u sure abt that#bruce the next day: WHY is there a paper headline about our family having mob ties with the red hood??#steph telling tim to tip off vicky vale as a joke because hey yk what would be SO funny guys?#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batdad#incorrect quotes#texts#socmed au#social media au#crack#batman#fanatical posting
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by#and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is#You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)
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Monday its time to return to my office in lacille inc


#pet play lacille? more likely than you think#i think its a funny kink to give laios. marcille would hesitantly agree to try and maybe even get into it#and then laios starts doing shit like ripping up curtains and shes like what the fuck are you doing#you havent house trained me marcille! it takes 4 months of training for a puppy to be fully house broken!#and then falin comes home and laios is tied up outside#anyway those were my delusions for today good monday everyone
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Dpxdc idea 179.
After the whole pariah thing and him accidentally become ghost king. Danny is annoyed. Then sam and tucker accidentally become royal advisors.
Shouldn’t have touched the book apparently.
Jazz touched the crown it recognized her as Danny’s family and poof. Another royal member. Same with Danielle.
He as phantom had to stop kwan and dash from accepting training from fright knight. He really didn’t want them to agree then be bound to serve the realm as knights.
But they didn’t listen. So yay. New knights.
Danny doesn’t need help with the ghost. No he needs help to shut the portal down because people are accidentally getting roped into the royal court and royal family in the realms. Can the league please turned the portals off.
So he decides if the league won’t respond to calls, texts and emails. He’ll confront them. He portals in a the middle of a meeting crown and all.
Danny: i get you all seem to think the whole amity park situation is a prank. But can you not? Like I was human and now I’m king. With how things are going I’m concerned another teenager is going to accidentally become royalty for the infinite realms. So please deal with the government and mad scientist. Then get the portal shut down. Thanks.
#dpxdc#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#Danny is tired#just watch#somehow Paulina is going to accidentally become a jester#then swear revenge#can the justice league please do something#i think it would be funny#the justice league is being blamed by all parties#had they acted and got the portal shut down#they never would of been apart of it#i could see dash becoming a knight by accident.#same with kwan#just the idea of them all being tied to the realm is funny to me
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What it's like to see [Ja'Marr] be on the cusp of potential history if he gets that triple crown?
I'll make sure he gets it.
#look at him knowing his statsssss#knowing which ones are out of reach for everyone else and which is closest#honestly i think the biggest threat is yards with justin in a kind of close second?? like if justin goes off he might reach it?#which would be a very funny way for all this to end#(i'd be upset still!)#but i do think it's pretty safe at this point!#joe with the soft determined voice 'i'll make sure he gets it' likeeee come on#he WANTED to get ja'marr a super bowl win in his hometown (STILL A POSSIBILITY!)#but if he can't do that. he'll get him this historic award that only 5 other receivers have won in the history of the league!!!#because they are tied together forever!! very intentionally so!#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#joe'marr
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im so serious who taught reigen how to use a gun
#mob psycho 100#mp100#reigen arataka#mp100 reigen#like he did not feel any kickback in that scene#who taught him how to do that#if we're following the he and onizuka are related hc#then maybe him#but still#i think it would be funny if he had ties to the yakuza or something
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"Everything went wrong after David Bowie died" "everything went wrong after the Reformation"
Me, whose Metaphysics studies and medievalist interests have been heavily shaped by Dominicans: everything went wrong after Ockham et al. sustained the primacy of Will before Good in the nature of God.
#Theology#Christianity#Catholicism#it's funny because it's one of those discussions that sound extremely Byzantine#But if Good precedes Will in God then God's Will is primarily good#and its goodness must be discerned rationally by the creature#but if Will precedes Goodness then good is essentially and substantially arbitrary#God could have perfectly chosen to create a world where murder is always a good and heroic action#or where one's first duty is to make everyone's lives as miserable as possible#And that would be literally good and the good in such a world because God so willed it#such an understanding of the primacy of will on the ontological order leads to an understanding of reality as dominated by power#and in that scheme self-serving manipulations of religion and Scripture are not only easy but rationally justified#that's the where and why of Benedict XVI's motto being cooperatores veritatis#the cooperators or servants of truth#because Truth cannot be possesed and used#it can only be sought and followed after#in honesty and humility#which again ties back to the supremacy of good (and its transcendental truth) in the metaphysical order#EDIT: this is also where strain-the-mosquito-swallow-the-camel legalistic attitudes come from#Because if what's good is what is defined by the will of God as expressed in textual commands#then any comprehensive rational inquisitive reading is out of the question#and will-infused casuistry is in#Biblical literalism can only thrive in this sort of tradition#“where does it say in the Bible that [insert hyperspecific thing...”#but it's also the environment in which the kind of attitude denounced in pharisees#as sticking to precepts without embracing the moral good that sustains them#and so twisting said precepts to their own convenience
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Welcome home.
So guys, I used graphic pencils for the first time on one of my art assignments and now....
Just know that ur girl got it 💪🔥
Also dont mind his fuck ass shoes okay
#yandere#x reader#yandere blog#male yandere#yandere x reader#art#my doodle baboodles#drawing#hxh#hunter x hunter x reader#hunter x hunter#yandere hunter x hunter#yandere hxh#yandere chrollo#yandere chrollo lucilfer#chrollo lucilfer#chrollo x reader#yandere chrollo x reader#no line art challenge GO!!!#kind of??#just highlights/outlines.... but not line art#ha ha ha#read that in a ironic white mans voice#youll get it#“You cant unalive Chrollo- Id enter my grieve era!”#“--When he'd get a face card??”#tag.... what to tag.....#Chrollo would put a collar on hia darling not to keep them tied down#but to show ownership in his weird self indulgent way that makes him go “Thats funny.” and giggle at himself rationalzing it#no pet play here. Um sorry freaks and geeks 😭😭💀
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Resurrected Morro AU except Morro purposely stays and hides in caves to guilt trip the ninja with his trauma.
“Oh, so you want me to die in a cave AGAIN???” The water ninja pauses where she was gonna cause a cave in, raises her hands up, and steps back.
“Hey, if you and the earth ninja team up, maybe you can recreate my death by adding lava!” He says to the fire and earth ninja, who proceed to trip over their feet as the earth ninja stares at him horrified, the fire one seeming to actually contemplate it for a second.
“At least i won’t be alone in my untimely demise this time.” As he side eyes Wu. Who is trying to either drag Morro out of the cave or die in there with him this time.
And the only reason he does it is because not only is he petty, but he’s sick of Lloyd and the others guilt tripping him constantly. Like ok, sorry i turned you into a ghost and gave all of you trauma and took away your free will, but tbh is it really my fault?
Yes, Morro, it was.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#morro ninjago#morro wu#lloyd ninjago#no guys he and Jay would absolutely be the types to joke about their trauma#except Jay actually uses jokes#and Morro does this ti mess with everyone#he’s still actually has trauma but this just makes his trauma funny to him#i might be projecting#lego emo#lloyd garmadon#wu ninjago#ninjago sensei wu#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#ninjago nya#nya smith#nya jiang#zane has to be the one who find the caves that morro stays at#and found out that Morro looks specifically complicated but stable caves with good air flow#except from that one tike#where Morro kept going into the most unstable caves with large piles of lava and other dangers that wouldve gotten him killed#zane nonchalantly noted in a meeting under his breath that Morro must’ve been hoping to go back to his previous state of deatb#wu almost burst into tears#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago jay#ninjago zane
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There's this thing about Damian using hair gel to style his hair and I think it's adorable. Mainly because my little brother used to have this kids hair gel, green goo ah looking gel he uses everytime when he goes to school when he's younger. He was so happy and funky with it too it's hilarious.
Is this what Dick Grayson felt when he saw Damian with that big ass spiky hair (esp in the supersons movie it's hilarious).
But I think he stopped using gel mainly because he was using like half of the container all the time just for single day, my mom did buy more at first until my mom just stopped buying him gel because he was wasting so much.
Now I am just thinking of Damian with half of a container worth of gel on his hair. I'm crying.
#damian wayne#dick grayson#batfam#dc comics#im sorry damian is so little brother coded im crying#dynamic duo 2.0: what would you do without me?#wait is damian using hair gel canon#i think tis funny tho
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It's the 6 month anniversary of this blog! Check out these cool bugs I found.
(EDIT: Check out this amazing fanart by thecornermushroom!)
Part 2 - Part 3
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#hollow knight#mdzs au#mdzs hollow knight AU#way too many characters to tag#'OP why?' Listen... It was either this or a Homestuck crossover. Which is still on the table btw. I've put thought into it.#Speaking of putting thought into things...I have put two full asses of effort into this. So I'm gonna talk about it in the tags.#I mapped all the major sects to hallownest clans and drew *way* more than just the characters shown here#More pertinently not shown are the Nies - Who are beetles!#The mantis clan has a lot of crossover with the Nies given the lore but I Love Mantis Wangji and you cant take him away from me.#wwx was a moth solely for his ties to Baoshen sanren (nearly forgotten sect & nearly forgotten clan)#but (HOLLOW KNIGHT SPOILERS) the ties to her radiance and the infection made for some very fun parallels#YLLZ moth 100% is puppeting husks around#JGS is a pale king expy becuase...you know....lots of children...#it also gives me a great excuse to explain wwx's soul taking mxy's body.#Still have lots and lots to say but I'm already running late! More funny - less specific to a very small population - comics to morrow!#This was more or less a style study and I learned a lot!#Thank you all for an awesome 6 months B*) You guys have pushed my way more out of my shell (pun intented) than I would-#-have ever gone had I just hidden away like I usually do. Thanks for all the support even with silly things like this <3
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aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"
#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny#and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS#this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3#Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo#(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child)#and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat#pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout#somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess#kuroba kaito#kaitou kid#kid the phantom thief#kudou shinichi#jimmy kudo#does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY#dcmk#detective conan#magic kaito#detco#idk what to call this au...#kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm#redefining the improbable AU#maybe?#shrunken!kaito#aptx!kaito#i keep getting notes for this post nooo let it die already 😭 I do not want to be Perceived
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Do we think odysseus started pranking Athena and her temples at some point? Because I do. He argued that it was good for sneaking and evading training. And you know what Athena couldn't argue that. Her chasing odysseus across the island was good training.
#Odysseus#Athena#Epic the musical#Yes this does go along with my other post about how Athena is with odysseus vs. Telemachus#After the fourth time Athena yanked odysseus from his bed at 3 am to drop him into the depths of shark infested ocean#Odysseus didn't even bother going home or drying off once he swam back to shore#He grabbed multiple buckets and filled them with seaweed and sand and crabs and dumped them in the closest temple#The priests are actively sobbing begging throwing up sacrificing because athenas going to kill them#The locals are preparing for dooms day they're going to be cursed so so badly and it's their kings fault#This just in local 15 year old king was seen dumping sea stuff all over athenas temples muttering see how she likes it#The first time Athena was too stunned to do anything she honestly didn't think anybody has had this much audacity before#To desecrated her temples in just a way how would dare who would even think to do that#Odysseus her chosen human apparently#It is admittedly a little funny how freaked out everybody was...not that she would EVER tell odysseus that#It is also coincidentally FOR NO RELATED REASON SHE SWEARS that she slammes odysseus into the palace wall at full strength for the first ti#After all odysseus it's just training what's there to complain about#I might actually have to write out athenas and odysseus's wacky “training” adventures#Odysseus being a rat bastard
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Here are the tricky dialogue comic bits for my Chai-tentatively-joins-Vandelay AU -- there are so many speech bubbles in these images. The rest under the read more is focussed on filling in a few of the gaps I haven't covered yet, solely Chai and Kale stuff.
To preface, I apologise for the absolutely stupid and cliche pages - that are supposed to be pivotal for these two - I decided to draw lower down this post. It would not leave my mind and so I had to manifest it.
While this has some linearity between pages I did leave a couple gaps because I didn't want to iron out the dialogue or events (I've been thinking about this almost exclusively for a year but I'm still not sure what to go with) and I've already drawn these two too many times during this drawn-out, self-inflicted, errr, thing. Still shaky on drawing stuff from the game events proper, doesn't sit right with me but nothing really changes (not sure really) because of the motivations of the main characters.
Something that partly influenced this batch was this one yt comment that said that In A Blink's lyrics / vampire theming weren't supposed to be homoerotic and were just about capitalism, and I thought "why not both?". Anyway, thanks for reading.









[They then argue about who likes who for a bit]

A few small things after the above below:





#hi-fi rush#hfr#hi-fi rush spoilers#hfr spoilers#kale vandelay#hi fi rush smidge#hi fi rush 05-KAR#hi fi rush chai#roxanne vandelay#rekka's in there for a panel#and scr-ub too#chai x kale#kale x chai#what determines what i draw for these two is whether i can put something funny in there. i mean i hope this has something funny in it#sorry if they're ooc. i have no idea if any of this is consistent anymore#but not sorry for the poorly justified text because im lazy#i sure did decide to draw two characters im bad at drawing for twenty pages huh#probably should have separated these clearer with titles à la 4komas...#there is only one panel i rendered somewhat and i did clean stuff up more than i thought i would.#my hand achey#i tried to be thorough with the proofreading as well but sorry if there are any mistakes u_u#'tis mine
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I LOVE QUEEN SOO MUCH I THINK THEYRE JUST SO SO NEAT AND SILLY... the best thing about a cute character is that u get to draw them all scared and bloody and crying and shaking and upset and you can also put a spider on them
#I GOT A WHOOOLE DOODLY PAGE FULLA QUEEN BC I LOVE HIM N THINK HES CUTE..... ESPPECIALLY WHEN HES SCARED AND AFRAID#LALALAAAA SUCHA FUNNY BUNNYY ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS SING UNFINISHED SONG. PLAY BIG FLUTE.AND WHIMPER N CRY#HEHEHE i think its fine that they dragged this poor soul into the black sea w them bc i too would subject him to endless nightmares.for fun#IM ALSO SO HONESTLY INTRIGUIDED BY THEIR BACKSTORY.....LIKE WAts her deal how does she know abt that one bitch#the one that was working w the scary spider lady guuhh tis been so loongg i FORGOTTT..so did queen tho so. well.#THEY WERE SO SCARED WHEN THEY RECOGNIZED THE MELODY. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT TRAUMA IS LINKED TO THIS TUNE?he kept the mask#HE WAS SCARED THAT HE HAD DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND DOESNT REMEMBER. WHAT DID YOU DO BUNNY?WHAT DID YOU DO.#WHAT DOES HE KKNNOOOWWW GRAAGGHGHHG I WANNA BREAK HER HEAD OPEN AGAINAST A SLAB O CONCRETE (LOVINGLY OFC)#LET ME SEEEEE LEMME SEE WHATS INSIIIDE WHO CURSED YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU SEE? WHAT DID YOU DO? WHHAT HAVE YOU DDONNNEEE!!!!
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landing
#i'd recommend zooming in bc the changes between panels are pretty subtle. they'll be easier to see on the cropped versions but i wanted to#include the whole thing too because i think it looks nice like that :)#opening up to yukina as the final hopeful yet unresolved part of hiei's arc of learning to trust and love and be loved by others is like.#aughh. fascinating choice anyway here's a take on how it'd go. from me. a sap#smth smth hiei letting his vulnerability show via the thing that unites them (bloodline via the hiruseki stone) which is inherently tied#to emotion and letting his feelings about her and his past show to someone. grahh#yyh#yu yu hakusho#yukina#hiei#skrunkart#also due to the title and the organization of this comic one could call this a landing strip#anyway um. posting more yyh but this time it's not funny at all oops. glad y'all liked the other one though jksdjfkjs#anyway yukina's important you should talk about her more#would also like to point out how in the final panel hiei doesn't actually touch her with his other arm. it's just resting on his hand#enclosing her but still kinda distant. he's still got some healing to do#edit argh i uploaded a slightly wrong version. fixed now. it just didn't have yukina's crying onomotopoeia#but i wanted them back in bc sound is so important to this one#WAIT PANELS SWAPPED. FIXED FR NOW#ANYWAY HIEI MY BELOVED MY EVERYTHING. LOVE THAT LITTLE GUY#also shoutout to devoted sibling characters. they really get it
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