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backpackingspace · 2 months ago

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Do we think odysseus started pranking Athena and her temples at some point? Because I do. He argued that it was good for sneaking and evading training. And you know what Athena couldn't argue that. Her chasing odysseus across the island was good training.

#Odysseus #Athena #Epic the musical #Yes this does go along with my other post about how Athena is with odysseus vs. Telemachus #After the fourth time Athena yanked odysseus from his bed at 3 am to drop him into the depths of shark infested ocean #Odysseus didn't even bother going home or drying off once he swam back to shore #He grabbed multiple buckets and filled them with seaweed and sand and crabs and dumped them in the closest temple #The priests are actively sobbing begging throwing up sacrificing because athenas going to kill them #The locals are preparing for dooms day they're going to be cursed so so badly and it's their kings fault #This just in local 15 year old king was seen dumping sea stuff all over athenas temples muttering see how she likes it #The first time Athena was too stunned to do anything she honestly didn't think anybody has had this much audacity before #To desecrated her temples in just a way how would dare who would even think to do that #Odysseus her chosen human apparently #It is admittedly a little funny how freaked out everybody was...not that she would EVER tell odysseus that #It is also coincidentally FOR NO RELATED REASON SHE SWEARS that she slammes odysseus into the palace wall at full strength for the first ti #After all odysseus it's just training what's there to complain about #I might actually have to write out athenas and odysseus's wacky “training” adventures #Odysseus being a rat bastard

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